Lingxiao Palace!
The Jade Emperor sat upright, full of majesty, and said:
"I rule the eight directions and dominate the three realms. No matter humans, gods, immortals, Buddhas, demons, demons... they are all under my control. But today, the world is peaceful, all directions are peaceful, the three realms are stable, and there are no major events...
Speaking of which, the only major event in the Three Realms now is that Monk Tang traveled westward and Buddhism traveled eastward. The two schools of Buddhism and Taoism need to contribute to the three realms. Therefore, Buddhism should be established, and the gods must not block the journey to the west..."
The Jade Emperor is the master of the three realms, not the master of Taoism.
Therefore, he doesn't care who succeeds in Taoism or Buddhism, he only cares about who is more obedient.
After all, there are many obedient Buddhist employees in Heaven.
For example, the King of Tota, the Four Heavenly Kings, the Second General of Hengha, etc.
These are relatively obedient, at least more obedient than most Taoist gods.
The Jade Emperor was about to continue talking when he saw a yellow scarf warrior hurriedly ran in and said:
"Your Majesty, it's not good, the monkey... the great sage is here..."
The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "Haha, this monkey has been suppressed for five hundred years. Now if you don't go west, why are you going to heaven?"
The other gods also laughed, but their smiles were ugly.
After all, who among you here has never been beaten by a monkey? Therefore, when they thought about seeing the monkey again, they naturally felt unhappy.
The Yellow Turban Warrior added: "Your Majesty, there is not one great sage, but two, two equal sages..."
"What? Two?" Jade Emperor frowned.
Then I thought, could this be a disaster caused by Xitian?
When you think about it, it makes sense.
Just as he was about to say something else, two rays of light rushed into the Lingxiao Palace. The sound of smashing sticks suddenly sounded. Terrifying mana attacks continued to hit the surroundings. For a time, all the gods on the Lingxiao Palace gave way, fearing the aftermath. hit.
When the group of gods calmed down and took a look, two monkeys were fighting fiercely on the Lingxiao Palace.
Because the beating was so fierce, the group of gods kept retreating, for fear of being harmed.
When the Jade Emperor saw this, his face turned ugly and he said:
"Stop, stop everyone, what's the matter, just say it!"
The monkey stopped when he heard the words, and his six ears also stopped. Then the monkey spoke:
"Jade Emperor, this monster is pretending to be Lao Sun, do you have any way to identify it?"
"You are obviously pretending to be me, Jade Emperor, quickly recognize this evildoer!"
The Jade Emperor was stunned and looked at the two monkeys. They were the same.
So he said: "Get the demon mirror!"
King Li Tianwang of Tota immediately took a look at the demon mirror and saw that there was still no difference between the two.
The Jade Emperor was also worried when he saw this, and said:
"Wukong, you can't tell the difference even in a demon mirror. In this heaven, there is no other way. Why don't you go and take a look elsewhere?"
The monkey sneered: "Old Jade Emperor, your heaven is the ruler of the three realms, and you can't do anything about it, so who can do anything about it?"
"This... the world is so big, there are countless places. You monkey, you have many places to go, so don't embarrass me?" The Jade Emperor has always been inexplicably polite to monkeys.
I don’t know if it’s because I’m scared of being bullied by monkeys, or for some other reason.
In short, the monkey is lawless, but the Jade Emperor will also be tolerant and inexplicably doting on him.
At this time.
Seeing what the Jade Emperor said, the monkey prepared to leave.
At this time, Tang Sanfu came with his disciples.
I heard Tang Sanzian say: "Fight, what are you doing standing still? Whoever wins is my disciple!"
When the two monkeys heard this, they immediately started fighting again.
Liu Er really wanted to win, but Monkey just followed Tang San's plan.
So, the two sides immediately started fighting, until the sky was dark, the earth was dark, the sun and the moon were changing color, even the Lingxiao Palace was severely damaged by the battle between the two.
The Jade Emperor was frightened when he saw this, and hurriedly said:
"Stop fighting, stop fighting, go to the West and find Tathagata to have a clear look..."
However, no matter what he said, the two monkeys kept fighting. Seeing that the Lingxiao Palace was crumbling, the Jade Emperor became anxious and shouted:
"Gods, stop them quickly!"
However, everyone present was scared of monkeys five hundred years ago. Now there are two monkeys. Who can bear this?
So for a while, no one dared to take action.
Only Nezha, who was fourteen or fifteen years old and looked pretty and dressed in lotus flowers, rushed forward.
With a wave of his hand, the fire-tipped spear flew out instantly and aimed at the two monkeys.
The two monkeys easily dodged, and the fire-pointed spear continued its power, smashing a pillar on the Lingxiao Palace with a bang.
Then he sprayed out a stream of Samadhi True Fire, directly burning a curtain.
Then he joined the battle, and I don't know whether he helped stop the two monkeys. Anyway, with his joining, the Lingxiao Palace was even more severely damaged.
Xiao Longnu couldn't help but said: "Isn't this Nezha going to help?"
Zhu Bajie: "You just saw it? This guy is a traitor to Heaven, eating Heaven's food and smashing Heaven's bowl. He will help whoever is doing Heaven's work.
When Erlang Shen made trouble in heaven, he helped. Later, Brother Monkey caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and he also helped. At this moment, it was apparently trying to stop them, but in fact it was causing trouble. Otherwise, do you think he is so active? "
Tang San smiled and said, "Young lady Nezha, your women's clothes are so cute. She deserves to be the number one rebel in heaven."
At this moment, the Jade Emperor also saw that something was wrong. It would have been better if Nezha didn't help. How come the Lingxiao Palace was demolished faster when he helped?
When he thought about Nezha's urinary properties in the past, the Jade Emperor was also very frightened and said hurriedly:
"Third Prince, can you please stop helping me?"
Nezha turned around: "Jade Emperor, it's you who let me take action, but it's you who doesn't. What do you want from me?"
Saying that, he continued to fight.
Such a good opportunity, if he doesn't do something, he won't be called Nezha.
The two monkeys and Nezha fought in the Lingxiao Palace for a long time. None of the three parties were injured, but the Lingxiao Palace was in a mess.
Seeing that it was almost done, Tang Sanzong said:
"We have been fighting for a long time and we still can't tell the winner. Forget it, go to Xitian Tathagata's place and let him think of a solution!"
The two monkeys nodded when they heard this, and then started fighting outside the heaven.
The Jade Emperor breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Tang Sanzhan and said, "Thank you!"
Tang Sanbian smiled, you see, he made Heavenly Court a mess for him, and he still wants to say thank you.
Nezha wanted to follow him to fight, but the Jade Emperor was helpless:
"Third Prince, if I go to the West, don't join in the fun... Alas, these two monkeys have ruined my Lingxiao Palace..."
Below, Sha Wuwu touched his heart, Damn, it hurts my heart.
He broke a cup and suffered hundreds of years of sin.
As a result, Manhou and Nezha demolished the Lingxiao Palace, and the Jade Emperor did not even utter a word of criticism.
Is this the fucking gap? Is the gap too big?
As the saying goes, if you can't bear to think about it for a while, you will get more and more angry. No matter how you take a step back, you will lose.
Then Sha Wuwu suddenly stepped forward, put his hands together and bowed to the Jade Emperor, then stood up straight, pointed at the Jade Emperor and shouted:
"Jade Emperor, I will fuck your mother..."
Jade Emperor: (´°Δ°`)
