In Pipa Cave!
The scorpion spirit touched Tang San's muscles and said excitedly:
"The muscles in the elder's body are really strong."
Tang Sanzian chuckled: "That's it, I'll take care of you no problem!"
The scorpion spirit smiled and said:
"I heard... that if you eat your flesh, you can live forever. I ate so much of you tonight... does it have the same effect?"
Tang Sanzong laughed:
"of course!"
Scorpion Spirit: "Then I still want to eat!"
…
at the same time.
Xitian Buddhism.
Lingshan.
Buddha frowned slightly and said:
"Recently, the heavenly secrets have been hazy and the avenues are hidden. It seems that something unobservable has happened, which has obscured the vitality and made it impossible to detect. I am worried that there may be variables in the journey to the west."
Guanyin was a little nervous and said:
"I'm relieved, everything went well on the journey to the west. Tang San's master and disciples have arrived at the Daughter Kingdom and are about to encounter six-eared macaques. So far, there haven't been many mistakes in our journey!"
The Buddha nodded slightly: "I still feel that something is wrong...but I can rest assured that Master Guanyin is doing things!"
"The meeting is over!"
After all the Bodhisattvas and Arhats in the sky left, Tathagata narrowed his eyes and said to himself:
"As long as there is nothing that can escape my discerning eyes within the Three Realms, it is difficult for me to understand the root cause of the journey to the west... Not only is it difficult to see the origin of the journey to the west, but it is also impossible to check whether the eastern land will establish my Buddhism in the future... Could it be that, Will this Buddhist sutra’s eastward journey be successful?”
Originally, Tang San's burial master and apprentice were getting closer and closer to the west, and the outcome of this journey to the west became even more difficult for Buddha to predict.
After all, Tathagata is a practitioner at the level of the Great Heavenly Lord, and he can always detect something.
"Could it be that the Tang San burial team didn't really want to obtain the Western Scripture? Or is it that the Taoist sect is causing trouble? Or is the Heavenly Court blocking it?"
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he should not be careless.
However, the secret cannot be discerned, and he has no way of knowing about the journey to the west. He cannot go on his own, or even blatantly send people to monitor it.
So, after thinking for a while, he saw an oil lamp nearby.
Then he said: "Zixia Qingxia, you two have been cultivating in my lamp for several years, and you can resolve your grudges.
Now, I need you two to help me monitor the Buddhist scripture-seeking groups to see if they have any different intentions. Are you willing? "
In the Buddha lamp, a female voice came out from the wick:
"Buddha, my brother and sister are willing to carry out the mission."
Tathagata nodded: "Okay, remember, after you two go, if you find anything wrong with Tang San's burial of his master and disciples, you need to correct them in time and tell them that learning the scriptures is the most important thing and they must not neglect it!"
"Don't worry, Buddha!"
As soon as the words fell, two entangled wicks suddenly flew out from the Buddha lamp, turned into a woman, and escaped in an instant.
The Buddha formed his mudra and said:
"There are three thousand avenues, and so is the Buddha. Now Buddhism is about to flourish. Therefore, entering the eastern land of Buddhism is the blessing of destiny, and it is unstoppable. If there are any changes, kill them in time. Anyone who hinders the rise of our Buddhism will be destroyed!"
…
In Pipa Cave!
I don’t know how spring will come overnight, only when the sky is green can my dreams be wasted.
I was embarrassed for a few times, but it was hard to express, but I said that my dear girl was laughing.
The pipa spirit lay in Tang San's burial arms, almost wanting to speak, but she was afraid that this macho man would rise again!
Tang Sanzian took out a bottle of beer from the system and took a few sips. He understood the taste of it!
"Elder... just stay here with me?"
Pipa Jing still couldn't hold it back.
Tang Sanzian shook his head: "No, there is still work to be done."
"You can't let go of that queen, can you?" Pipa Jing scolded.
Tang Sanzian said: "This is to protect you. Let Buddhism know that you, a monster, are messing with me. What do you think will happen to you?"
Pipa Jing was shocked and said, "What should we do?"
"Don't worry, if you are interested, go to Huaguo Mountain and wait for me to return." Tang Sanyan said.
"After learning the scriptures, do you want to return to secular life?" Pipa Jing asked.
Tang Sanzian frowned: "It's a man's great career, don't ask women about it, it's not good for you!"
Pipa Jing pouted.
At this moment, outside the cave, the monkey's voice sounded:
"Hey, the goblin inside, let my master go, or I, Sun Ke, will come in."
Zhu Bajie's voice sounded: "Brother Monkey, don't go in yet, wait for Master to put on your clothes."
Sha Wuwu: "Second brother, why are you taking off your clothes, Master?"
Zhu Bajie: "The monster wants to eat Master, but he can't take off his clothes? Oh my god, you don't understand even if I tell you."
…
Pipa Jing panicked: "Is your apprentice here?"
"Don't be afraid, I'll be fine as long as I go out. Don't forget, you go to Huaguo Mountain."
Pipa Jing: "But, I don't want to go to Huaguo Mountain."
"If you don't go to Huaguo Mountain, you may die. You are just a chess piece arranged by others. If you are on the position designated by them on this chessboard, you are destined to die. The only way is to jump out of the chessboard and go to places beyond their control!"
"Chessboard? Chess pieces? What do you mean?..." Pipa Jing was confused.
However, she still chose to believe in Tang Sanzong, for no other reason than that he had surrendered her that night.
So Pipa Jing escaped from the back door.
Tang Sanzong put on his clothes in a hurry and slowly walked out of the cave.
"Master, where are the monsters?" the monkey asked.
Tang San smiled and said, "She has been subdued by my master. Don't worry about her. Let's go back!"
Sha Wuwu: "Master is so awesome!"
"Master is more than awesome!" Zhu Bajie chuckled.
Returning to the palace, the queen rushed up to her:
"Brother Yu, are you okay? I heard you were caught by a monster?"
"Don't worry, it's okay, monkey, where is the spring water?" Tang San asked the monkey.
The monkey took out a gourd: "Inside!"
Tang Sanzian glanced at the water in the gourd and smiled:
"That's enough for ten abortions, right? We can't waste it, we have to use it..."
At this time, the queen was worried about Tang San's burial and said:
"Brother Yu, follow me to the house. I want to check if there are any injuries from monsters."
Tang Sanyan: "I'm so sorry, let's go, you have to check carefully?"
With that said, the two of them entered the room without shame.
An hour later!
Tang Sanbian hugged the queen, ate chicken legs, drank beer, and said:
"If the world knew that women are good, who would want to be a monk?"
"Hate……"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
…
While he was laughing, suddenly, there was a flash of light.
The next moment, a figure appeared in the room.
Tang San was stunned for a moment, but when he looked carefully, he saw that she was also a woman.
Suddenly he was confused: "Who are you? Why did you barge in suddenly? It's very rude, you know?"
That woman was none other than Zixia and Qingxia, two immortals of the same body.
…
But even though the two immortals are in the same body, they cannot appear at the same time. Therefore, one uses his body during the day and the other at night.
It's daytime now, so it's Qingxia.
Qingxia looked at Tang San's burial and said:
"Tang San was buried. Buddha asked you to go west to obtain Buddhist scriptures, but you are enjoying yourself here? Dare you delay your westward journey?"
Tang San was stunned for a moment: "Do you want you to take care of it?"
Qingxia: "I was sent by the Buddha to monitor you, so of course I have to keep an eye on you. I've been asking questions all along the way. You're just acting wildly and domineering, and you actually broke all the rules?"
Tang Sanzong hugged the queen, held chicken legs and beer, and said angrily:
"You said I broke the sexual precept? Isn't that nonsense? I'm a Buddhist. I don't eat meat, don't care about sex, don't drink, don't fight, and don't curse. How the hell are you saying I broke the precept?
I'm warning you, you'd better not talk nonsense about this kind of thing, and don't believe, spread, or spread rumors. Otherwise, I will kill you. "
