In the palace, the queen liked Tang San's burial very much and said to him:
"Brother Tang Yu, you have worked hard all the way, please go back and rest first. Tonight, I will bring someone to invite you to see the national treasure!"
"Oh, really? You have to watch it all night. I'm going to go to bed now. I have to stay up late tonight!"
The queen smiled.
Tang Sanzan also smiled.
So, under the leadership of the female officer, several people stayed in a small side hall of the palace.
It was still early, so Tang Sanwen went to bed early, while Bajie expressed that he wanted to go out and experience the flavor and customs of the Daughter Country.
Sha Wuwu also wanted to go, and said that he saw some places with good scenery and good food along the way.
Zhu Bajie let him go by himself and said:
"Junior Brother Sha, what you and I want to experience are not the same thing, let's each play our own way!"
After that, Bajie left.
Sha Wuwu also left.
The monkey is not leaving, it is practicing.
Xiao Longnu was angry. She didn't know why.
Time soon came to night, and Zhu Bajie came back satisfied.
Lao Sha also came back with a satisfied look on his face.
Seeing Lao Sha's expression, Zhu Bajie chuckled, stepped forward and said:
"Lao Sha, you are also with a woman..."
"Well, I was surrounded by women as soon as I went out today. I was surrounded by women wherever I went. So, I thought, isn't this a way to take advantage?"
Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up: "Oh, I'm so sorry for you. Please tell me how you took advantage of me."
"That's all. I took advantage of more than a dozen women, hehehe..." Sha Wuwu said with a proud face.
Bajie was shocked: "Damn it, more than a dozen? Why are you so awesome? Come on, tell me the details. What you want is the details!"
"That's it. As soon as I went out, I was surrounded by women, and then they followed me wherever I went.
I wanted to eat but had no money, so they offered to help me pay, and they were willing to do anything.
I thought to myself, is there such a good thing? I took advantage of it, so I went to various food stalls to eat, and they all rushed to pay me. "
After Sha Wuwu finished speaking, he smiled: "They are so nice!"
Zhu Bajie: "???????"
"That's it? Is there anything else?"
Sha Wuwu: "Something else? Oh, yes, yes!"
Zhu Bajie smiled: "Speak quickly!"
"I also bought a few clothes with the money they gave me." Sha Wuwu said in a coquettish tone.
Zhu Bajie: "No more?"
"No, isn't this enough? Isn't that too much?" Sha Wuwu said.
Zhu Bajie took a deep breath: "I don't need to talk to you here. Really, what on earth was I expecting? Master is right, you are a straight man!"
After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he left angrily.
Sha Wuwu was left with a confused look on his face.
When it got dark, the female official came and took Tang Sanbian, who was smiling and looking lewd, to the Queen's Palace.
In the huge room in the palace, several beautiful maids were lighting candles and incense.
In the middle of the room, the queen was lying on her side, full of charm and beauty.
Tang San was excited at that time, and then he slowly walked forward and said:
"Queen, what national treasure are you looking at?"
"Brother Yu... I am a national treasure, aren't you? Are you willing to take a look?" the queen's voice was crisp.
Tang Sanyan said: "This... is so good..."
"This king... I only show it to you..."
The queen said, stepped forward, took off her coat, and held Tang Sanzang's hand.
"I know Brother Yu, you must be embarrassed...you don't have to be afraid, I'll do it..."
Tang Sanzian smiled: "I'm sorry? Hehehehe..."
…
The lights flickered and the bed curtains flapped.
That night, several maids in the palace room blushed.
Just because of the rough breathing and uncontrollable moans.
…
A night of silence.
The next day, early in the morning, Tang Sanzong got up and took a deep breath, feeling refreshed.
Beside, the Queen whispered:
"Is it okay not to go get Buddhist scriptures?"
"What will happen to the world if we don't go to learn the scriptures?" Tang San said.
"Then what should I do?" The queen hesitated.
"Don't worry, I won't abandon you. Marry the queen first and learn from the scriptures later. I will live up to the Tathagata and I will live up to you."
After Tang San was buried, the queen hugged him from behind and said:
"Okay...but we can't hold a wedding because none of the previous queens have done so. We don't have this rule here..."
"Being together is like getting married," Tang San said.
Half an hour later, Tang Sanfu returned to the side hall where he was temporarily staying and said to the monkey:
"You can help me go to Po'er Cave in Jieyang Mountain in the south to get some rebirth spring back. It will be useful to my teacher."
Sha Wuwu was shocked: "Master, you drank water from the Zimu River and became pregnant with a baby?"
Zhu Bajie said to this big-eared boy: "It's not the master who's pregnant, it's the queen!"
Sha Wuwu was even more confused: "Why is the queen pregnant?"
Everyone ignored him.
Before the monkey left, he said to Tang San:
"I noticed some evil spirits before. I'm afraid there are monsters nearby, with the intention of doing harm to the master."
Tang Sanbian smiled: "I know that monster, you don't have to worry about me, just come to Pipa Cave in Poison Mountain to save me tomorrow morning!"
"Master knows that the monster is coming to catch you? Why don't you just wait for her to come and kill her?" the monkey asked.
Tang San gave a deep smile: "What do you know? If Master is not caught by her, how can he be considered a disaster?"
At this time Zhu Bajie said: "Is she a female monster?"
Tang Sanzian glanced at Zhu Bajie, who smiled: "Then it'll be fine!"
The monkeys were gone, and Tang San was able to think of a way to drive Zhu Bajie and Sha Wuwu out to play.
It can be said that we are just waiting for the pipa spirit to come and catch us.
But the pipa master was still very careful and didn't come for a long time.
It was not until night that the pipa spirit carefully came to the room where Tang San was buried.
Tang San was lying down at this moment, and when he saw the Pipa Spirit coming, he immediately smiled.
When the pipa spirit saw that Tang San was awake, he immediately frowned.
Tang San was buried: "You don't have to be afraid. I have no cultivation and won't hurt you. My disciples are all busy and have left!"
The pipa spirit breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile:
"Brother Yu...you are so handsome..."
"You're not bad either!" Tang Sanzian said.
Pipa Jing pursed her lips: "I know that you and the Queen have... shouldn't be greedy anymore, but I feel unbearable. Brother Yu, do you understand what I mean? Do you know what I mean..."
Tang Sanbian: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and seduce me. I am easy to seduce. You must not have any psychological burden."
Pipa Jing was startled. Although he felt something was wrong, he couldn't care less at the moment.
Then he smiled and a gust of wind swept Tang Sanzong away.
Soon we arrived at Pipa Cave in Poison Mountain.
After Tang Sanzun stood firm, he took the initiative to lie on the bed and said:
"Time is tight and the tasks are heavy. We won't say anything unnecessary. Everything is in bed!"
Pipa Jing chuckled: "I like..."
