Tang Sanzong looked at Qingniu Jing and said:
"Fate is always in your own hands? There is no need to get rid of it, but to hold it tightly and control it. You don't want to go back to Taishang Laojun, right?"
The green bull spirit was silent for a while, then suddenly nodded:
"Okay, let's do it. What do you want to do? Protect you and go to the west?"
Tang San was buried with all his tendons exposed and said:
"Do I need your fucking protection?"
The green bull spirit was stunned for a moment: "Then why do you want me to follow you? You're not going to be a mount, are you?"
Xiao Longnu stood up and cursed: "Fuck, you want to take my job? Come on and scold me first?"
"Sorry, sorry, I didn't say that..." Qingniu Jing said hurriedly.
Tang Sanbian also said: "I want to do big things, so I am happy to make friends with a monster like you who is unhappy with Heavenly Buddhism.
Therefore, you can take these little monsters to Huaguo Mountain to practice temporarily. When we do big things, you will naturally be indispensable. "
The green bull spirit was inexplicably excited and said: "Do something big!"
"Yes, if you do something big, after it is accomplished, everyone's status will be no lower than that of immortals and Buddhas." Tang Sanbian said.
The green bull spirit was silent, and the monkey monkey spoke:
"You can do it if you want, do you understand?"
The green bull spirit nodded and said to Tang Sanzian:
"I always feel that Tang Seng is not like this... at least it shouldn't be like this..."
Tang Sanyan: "Then what do you think I should be like?"
"I can't explain it clearly, but it's actually good for you to be like this. But I also want to ask, will I really live forever if I eat you?
You know, Laojun's Nine-turn Immortality Pill needs to be refined for thousands of years to have the effect of immortality. "
Tang San smiled: "Where did this news of immortality come from?"
"A group of little demons passing by told us that they came from Shuangcha Ridge." Green Bull Spirit said.
Tang Sanzong sighed:
"These little demons are great. They are very capable of doing things, and they actually walked faster than me all the way west. Did they go so smoothly?"
"I don't know. Anyway, it was more than a month ago that they passed by here. Maybe they are almost at Lingshan Mountain now." Qingniu Jing said.
Tang San was confused: "What the hell, should I go west or they go west? Isn't this stealing the show? But... they do follow my plan..."
"Your plan? Sure enough, you are extraordinary..." Qingniu Jing was shocked.
Because he followed Laojun, he vaguely knew the plans of the Jade Emperor and Buddha.
But he didn't expect that Tang San also had plans for his burial.
Qingniu Jing said: "Then I take the liberty to ask again, is there a future for me to follow you?"
Zhu Bajie smiled and said:
"My master used to hang Guanyin and beat him. Now when Guanyin sees my master, he has to respectfully shout "Three Burials".
Even if Zhen Yuanzi eats the fruit and knocks down the tree, he will still have to call me master brother.
My senior brother, let’s not talk about it, right? Do you think there is a future if you follow us? "
Qingniu Jing straightened his back and said: "The King of Duijiaodou, who carries the handle at the entrance of Jindou Mountain, is willing to serve Mr. Tang, both in front and behind the horse."
Tang Sanzian nodded with satisfaction and said:
"And you little monsters, can you mobilize them?"
The green bull spirit nodded, looked at the group of little demons, and said:
"I have joined Mr. Tang and the others. As for you, as my subordinates, I hope that you can also understand current affairs."
A little demon said: "We will definitely join. We are willing to go to Huaguo Mountain."
Other little demons: "Yes, yes...yes..."
The green bull spirit nodded with satisfaction and said to Tang Sanzian:
"Mr. Tang, they still give me face. They still listen to my words."
At this time, the little demon said again: "Your Majesty, you have misunderstood. We only joined for the sake of Elder Tang and Sun Dasheng..."
Other little demons: "Yes, yes...yes..."
Qingniu Jing: "………………"
He raised his head slightly to prevent tears from falling, and tried to take a deep breath. He felt that he still wanted to say something.
Then he said: "This is not the point. The point is, I hope everyone understands that from now on, if Mr. Tang says that everyone has something to eat, everyone will have something to eat. If Mr. Tang says that there is nothing to eat, then everyone will not have to eat."
Everyone nodded.
Tang Sanzian smiled and waved his hands and said, "Let me say a few words, um..."
"well said……"
"Pah, pah, pah..."
A group of little demons applauded one after another, which even confused the Qing Niu Jing.
I thought to myself, when you were following me, I never saw you being so good at flattering me?
Tang Sanzian waved his hand again and continued:
"From now on, these little demons will still return to the Qingniu Jingguan. After you go to Huaguo Mountain, you can concentrate on cultivating. When the day comes when we make a sensation in the Three Realms, I hope everyone can give the Three Realms a surprise!"
The little demons applauded and approved.
Qing Niu Jing also thinks it makes sense.
So, Tang San asked the Green Bull Spirit to take the monsters to Huaguo Mountain.
Because Huaguo Mountain has spiritual eyes and abundant spiritual energy, and it is the territory of monkeys, it is safe.
The green bull spirit was also very obedient and left directly with the little demons.
This calamity was over, Tang Sanzhan signed in directly, and the system rewarded him with a slight improvement in cultivation, so Tang Sanzhan couldn't wait to set off.
Because he remembered that after Jindou Mountain, there was the Kingdom of Women.
This daughter country is a great place.
So, he urged his disciples to hurry up and hurry up.
But Bajie was unhappy and said:
"Master, what are we doing in such a hurry? It's not too late to have fun while traveling around the mountains and rivers!"
Tang Sanzian sneered: "You know what the heck, there is the Daughter's Kingdom of Xiliang in front of us."
"Daughter's Kingdom? What's wrong?" Zhu Bajie asked.
"The daughter country is full of young women, what do you think is wrong?" Tang Sanyan said.
"Ah?" Bajie's eyes widened and he said hurriedly:
"Don't take any rest, hurry up, hurry up, and hurry up. When you get to the Daughter's Country, you will live there for another ten or eight years..."
…
So, the master and the disciples continued walking, and not long after, they reached the territory of the Daughter's Kingdom.
Bajie crossed the river and was about to drink the water, but Tang Sanbu stopped him and said:
"This is the Mother River. If you want to conceive a child, drink it."
Bajie was so frightened that he immediately dropped the ladle, convinced.
Several people entered the city, and it turned out that the daughter country was full of beautiful girls. They had never seen men before. Seeing so many at once, they were all excited and had constant orgasms in the street.
Tang Sanzun just looked at it and thought, if these people are like this, what can the queen do?
So she hurried to the palace. After being informed by the female officer Huangmenlang, the queen in the hall trembled: "Please invite the man in quickly..."
Tang Sanfu immediately led his disciples towards the main hall.
When he thought about meeting the legendary King of the Daughter Kingdom soon, Tang San could not help but smile obscenely.
The monkey saw the master smiling, so he smiled too.
Zhu Bajie was stunned: "Elder brother, why are you laughing?"
Monkey: "I don't know. Master laughed, and so did I."
So Bajie also laughed.
Sha Wuwu: "Second Senior Brother, why are you laughing?"
Zhu Bajie: "I don't know, Master and Senior Brother both laughed, and so did I."
Sha Wuwu: "Then I'll laugh too."
Xiao Longnu: "Why are they all laughing? No matter what, just keep laughing."
In the main hall, the female official spoke:
"Your Majesty the Queen, Tang San's master and apprentice are walking towards you with a smile..."
