Guanyin is also not easy to get angry, and even dare not get angry.
This Tang San was not easy to mess with, so she was silent for a while and let the matter go.
However, she was still a little helpless and said to Tang San:
"The third burial, taking the Western Scripture, has to go through a lot of hardships, but you... don't seem to have suffered at all along the way?"
Tang Sanzong smiled slightly:
"I've eaten. I've eaten a lot. I eat it often! Isn't this what I'm eating?"
"I'm talking about enduring hardship, not eating meat." Guanyin didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"You don't care what I eat, as long as I feel it's bitter, right?" Tang San was impatient.
When Guanyin heard the words, she opened her mouth slightly. She didn't know what to say for a moment, so she had to sigh and say nothing!
Then he turned around and left helplessly.
After walking only two steps, Tang Sanzong suddenly stopped:
"Sister Guanyin, what's that? You represent the image of Buddhism after all. Next time you go out, you still have to dress up, take a shower and change clothes."
Guanyin looked at her disheveled and casually dressed appearance and wondered if she suddenly realized that her fish was going to die, so she went out without dressing up.
Thinking of this, he snorted and said:
"I see……"
After Avalokitesvara left, everyone continued to eat fish. It was good fish, big and delicious, and since they were practicing cultivation, they felt full of energy and excellent physical strength after eating it.
This big pot of fish was finished by everyone in the end.
After eating, Tang Sanzong thought to himself, go and have a look at Tongtian River.
Although it was dark and the sky was clear to the outside of the river, there was a beautiful fish spirit, wearing a colorful dress, which looked pretty good.
It seemed that the succubus was only in her twenties and full of charm.
Before and after Tang San was buried, he said calmly:
"Your inspiration king has been eaten by me. If you don't want to die, just carry me across the river. What do you think?"
The spotted-robed mandarin woman said, "What? You... ate my king?"
"How about I burp you and smell it to make sure?" Tang Sanzian said.
The spotted-clothed mandarin woman was immediately frightened. Without inspiration, the king would be useless, so she was so frightened that she hurriedly knelt down and said, "Okay... I'll hump you across the river..."
Tang San smiled and turned back to his disciples:
"You fly over first and wait for me on the other side of the river. I will ride on the spotted-clothed mandarin fish and slowly cross the river."
Zhu Bajie: "Master, the word "horse" is used well!"
Tang Sanbian: "Hey, don't get me wrong. I'm riding her to carry me across the river. You don't have to worry when the time comes. I'll be on the other side tomorrow morning."
Lao Sha: "This spotted-clothed mandarin woman can't do it. She has to hump all night to cross the river to the other side?"
Bajie: "Lao Sha, you don't understand this. It's not that Panyi Mandarin Po is not good, it's that Master is so good..."
Spotted Mandarin Woman: "???????"
She thought to herself, what are you talking about?
Tang Sanzian coughed and said:
"Okay, let's get into the water..."
With that said, he dove into the water, and the mandarin fish woman in spot clothes also got into the water.
After entering the water, they found that Tang San was buried in an underwater cave.
The spotted-robed lady was suddenly confused:
"Master, aren't you carrying you across the river?"
"Stop talking nonsense and go to the cave first. There are important things."
The purpose of this line is strange and unsightly, so I won’t mention it!
…
Early the next morning, Tang San was carried to the other side by the spotted-robed mandarin woman.
The disciples have been waiting for a long time.
Sha Wuwu stepped forward: "You fish spirit is so verbose, you really carried my master all night? I should have known that I would humiliate my master!"
The spotted-clothed lady's face turned red, and she turned away shyly.
The master and disciples passed through another calamity. Tang Sanzong took a deep breath and said:
"Sign in!"
"Ding, congratulations to the master, you signed in successfully and received the reward of early cultivation of the Immortal."
Tang Sanzong curled his lips: "I thought there was something as good as condoms, but I'm really disappointed."
System: "Ding, you are more powerful than I thought..."
…
Continuing westward, within a few days, we entered a barren mountain with no trace of people. Everyone was hungry and didn't know where to go to grab something to eat.
When Tang Sanzong saw that he had eaten all the dried meat he had brought with him, he immediately said to the monkey:
"Go look for any wild game in the wild mountains and ridges around here, and bring it to eat!"
"Master, be careful, I'm going then!"
The monkey said and flew away.
At this time, Na Bajie saw an attic not far away, his eyes lit up and he said:
"Master, could it be that there is a wealthy family there? Let's go find some food and need two cotton-padded clothes?"
Tang San was stunned for a moment, this plot seemed a bit familiar...
Green cow spirit?
This green bull spirit can be said to be a relatively powerful monster.
It is not weak in itself, plus there is a diamond bracelet from Taishang Laojun, it can be said to be quite difficult to deal with.
So Tang Sanyan said: "Don't be careless. If I remember correctly, the attic was transformed by monsters using magic.
The monster here is the Green Bull Spirit, Taishang Laojun's mount. It won't be a big problem for your senior brothers to beat him, but his gold and steel bracelet is a great magic weapon. "
"Ah? Monster?" Sha Wuwu took out his treasure staff.
Zhu Bajie said: "Master, what should we do? Stay away from here?"
"It's useless. This is a disaster on the journey to the west. We must survive it. You don't have to worry, it's just a green bull spirit. Let's turn from passive to active and wait for the monkey to come back and take the initiative."
After talking about Tang San's burial, everyone immediately started planning.
The monkey also quickly caught a few wild rabbits and came back.
Everyone studied while roasting the rabbit. After eating, they started to act according to the plan.
First, Tang San was buried and asked Zhu Bajie, Sha Wuwu and Xiao Longnu to secretly set fire to the attic, which meant burning down the monster cave.
The monkey, on the other hand, thought of a way to go in and steal Qing Niu Jing's gold steel bracelet for himself.
Anyway, this is not the first time that he has taken possession of Lao Jun's things. The little old man has repeatedly allowed the boy's mount to become a demon in the lower world, and asking him for a few magic weapons can be regarded as punishment.
So, everyone acted according to the plan.
Tang San was buried and turned into a little demon to watch the fun.
Entering the attic, Xiao Longnu took out a banana fan, and when she fanned it, the wind made a fire.
Another door opened, and the fire blazed, turning the attic into a sea of flames.
As the fire grew stronger, the spell broke instantly, and the attic turned into a cave in an instant.
This is just the cave in front of the monster cave, and the monster is still inside.
The monkey turned into a mosquito and flew in, and saw a monster with a green bull's head sitting above, asking:
"Young men, so far, three waves of people have entered the attic by mistake, but none of them are the Buddhist monks from the Tang Dynasty. Recently, we must keep a strict watch and be sure to catch the Buddhist monks and eat them!"
The little demons below shouted excitedly.
At this time, the little demon Tang San turned into said:
"Your Majesty, I heard that the person who buried Tang San's disciple Sun Xing was the Monkey King. Can we beat him?"
Qingniu Jing frowned. Although this question sounded unpleasant, it was indeed a question.
However, he still looked at the little demon that Tang San had transformed into with some anger, and said:
"No, although that monkey is powerful, I am not a vegetarian. I can deal with him."
The little demon that Tang San turned into said again: "My lord, you are a green bull and a vegetarian. Can you really deal with Sun Xingzhe?"
Qingniu Jing suppressed his anger and said:
"Nonsense, I may not be able to defeat him. However, I have a treasure that can trap all things in water, fire and water. If I take away their weapons, how will they fight me? So, don't be afraid!"
The little demon that Tang San turned into said: "Really? I don't believe it, unless you show it to us..."
The little demons around them all distanced themselves from the little demon that Tang San had transformed into.
They were all thinking: This guy is so brave!
