As for this Great Sheep Power Immortal, he is destined to die today.
He threatened to jump off the building before, not wanting Tang San to bury them with his whole body. But he failed to jump off the building, but now he has fallen into the frying pan, making it impossible for everyone to eat.
Tang San was eating mutton and said with emotion:
"I doubt it. This Great Immortal Yangli just wants to be eaten. Otherwise, why would he want to jump off the building? Seeing that jumping off the building wouldn't give him a chance, he jumped into the frying pan."
Huli Daxian also took a bite of mutton and said:
"My third brother is not a fool, why would he blow himself up for you to eat?"
Zhu Bajie: "Then why did he jump into the frying pan?"
Immortal Luli opened his mouth to say something, but was unable to refute.
At this time, the Great Immortal Huli said: "I remember... it seems that the third brother has a cold dragon, which can be put into the oil pan to insulate the heat..."
Tang Sanfu stirred the pot and said:
"You are telling lies with your eyes open, how can there be a cold dragon in this?"
Great Immortal Hu Li: "It's impossible. Could it be that he forgot to release the cold dragon?"
"Is it possible who secretly took Leng Long away?" Lu Li asked.
At this time, a beautiful girl secretly closed her sleeves, with a trace of nervousness and panic on her delicate face.
Immortal Huli stared at Tang Sanzong and said:
"Did you steal my third brother's cold dragon?"
Tang Sanzian curled his lips: "You know me, there's nothing to say about my character."
Immortal Huli looked at the monkey again and said, "You have great magical powers. You must have stolen the cold dragon."
The monkey rolled his eyes: "You know me, I want him dead, and I can kill him with a stick."
Immortal Huli looked at Zhu Bajie again: "That's you."
Zhu Bajie spread his hands: "You know me, I am too lazy to do this."
Immortal Huli looked at Sha Wuwu again and said, "Is it you?"
Sha Wuwu smiled honestly: "You know me, but I wouldn't even think of doing this."
Great Immortal Huli looked at Xiao Longnu: "You?"
Xiao Longnu became furious, pointed at Immortal Huli and said:
"Fuck, what do you mean? You mean I stole the cold dragon? You are talking nonsense, you have wronged me. Master, he has wronged me, senior brother, he has wronged me, he has wronged me.
How could my little dragon girl do that? It's absolutely impossible. Damn, I've been wronged. Who can bear this? I can't stand it anyway, Master, just kill them both, I feel wronged..."
Everyone was stunned and looked at Xiao Longnu in confusion.
Luli Daxian: "My elder brother just wants to ask you, why are you anxious?"
Xiao Longnu put her hands on her hips and roared: "Who's in a hurry? Who's in a fucking hurry? Am I in a hurry? Why am I in a hurry? I'm not in a hurry at all. It's really funny. Why am I in a hurry? What's the point in my hurry? of?"
Upon seeing this, Tang Sanzong coughed dryly and said:
"What is that...Little Dragon Girl, please calm down first...otherwise we will all feel guilty...then Lenglong, you didn't steal it, did you?"
Little Dragon Girl: "No, how could I take it? Yes, I admit that the cold dragon is quite cute. Yes, I quite like that little cold dragon. Yes, that little cold dragon is indeed cool. But I really didn't steal it. Ah, I swear by Master’s character!”
Tang Sanzian coughed: "Okay, stop talking, let's just stop here..."
The more you talk about it, the more you reveal it!
"Anyway, I didn't steal Xiao Lenglong. I'm justified. I'm not afraid..." Xiao Longnu said.
Everyone was quite silent.
Although Xiao Longnu tried her best to deny it...
But I don’t know why, everyone always thinks it’s her...
Seeing the silence in the atmosphere, Tang San laughed and said:
"Let's all stop worrying about this issue. We've already eaten the meat, so why are we talking about what to do with it? Just say we'll have a good trip, and Immortal Yangli will forgive us. Come on, keep eating..."
So everyone continued to eat and drink, enjoying themselves.
After eating and drinking enough, the king said:
"Then, will the competition continue?"
"It's still a hairy comparison. It's even worse than a dead one. What's more?" Tang Sanyan said.
Immortal Hu Li: "Yes, no more competition, this time we admit defeat. These nuns are allowed to return to secular life, and they will be the same as ordinary people from now on."
When the nuns heard this, they all came forward and knelt down to express their gratitude to Tang San.
Tang San smiled, feeling full of accomplishment.
Finally, the Great Immortal Hu Li said:
"It seems that we can no longer suppress Buddhism in the future. How about releasing all the other monks?"
Tang Sanzian frowned: "How can that be done? We must suppress them, and don't let those monks go. They are really just showing up, what's wrong with doing some work? You are right, what are you afraid of?"
Immortal Luli was confused and said:
"Tang Sanyan, if I remember correctly, you should be a monk too, right?"
"Don't interfere with my affairs. In short, just do what you have to do." Tang Sanzian said.
Although the Great Immortal Lu Li and the Great Immortal Hu Li couldn't figure it out, they didn't talk nonsense.
This car, Chi Guo and his party, has come to an end here.
So, after spending the night in Chechi Country and visiting the nuns who had returned to secular life, the master and disciples headed west again the next day.
On the way, Tang San said in his heart:
"Sign in!"
"Ding, congratulations to the owner for successfully signing in and getting unlimited use of condoms!"
"Damn it, are you serious about the system?" Tang Sanzian was confused at that time.
Is there something seriously wrong with this system?
System: "Ding, it's been detected that the owner is horribly lustful, so this reward is passively triggered!"
Tang San was unable to refute.
But then I thought about it, this thing is indeed a good thing.
That's for sure.
…
This time, I didn't go far before I saw a river.
Tongtian River.
The river is eight hundred miles wide and difficult to cross.
"Master, how do you fix it? Can you fly over there?" the monkey asked.
Tang Sanzian smiled: "Don't worry, let's find a place to stay first. We'll have plenty of fish to eat in these two days."
"Fish?" Bajie's eyes lit up.
"Well, the carp in Guanyin's fish pond should taste good. Let's go back and discuss how to make it delicious."
As Tang San was talking, he led his disciples to a village not far away.
There is a wealthy family in the village, and they are currently asking a monk to perform a ritual.
An old man came forward to receive Tang San and them. When he heard that they were monks, he immediately invited them in.
After entering, Tang San was buried and saw the monk Tao doing something, so he naturally knew what was going on.
Seeing the confusion of his disciples, Tang San said:
"There is a fish demon in the Tongtian River outside Chenjia Village. On the condition that the village has good weather and good weather, it forces the village to pay tribute to boys and girls. If it is not satisfied, it will cause trouble. So at the moment, they are paying tribute to the boy who is not dead. The virgins perform the rituals in advance.”
The elder wondered: "How does the mage know?"
"Oh, there are few things in this world that my master doesn't know." Monkey said proudly.
Zhu Bajie: "Old man, if you ask my master, we will help you get rid of that monster. We will also eat the meat of the fish to see if it tastes good!"
"A few elders have the means to eliminate demons!" The elders were excited.
Tang San smiled: "That's natural!"
So a group of people immediately knelt down and begged.
Tang San was buried in order to survive the catastrophe, so he had to get rid of the demons.
Especially, this monster is the monster of Guanyin’s lotus pond.
If you don’t eat it, it’s a shame that Guanyin has been kept for so long.
Hence Tang San’s burial said:
"Old donor, go and prepare a big pot and some sweet and sour. Tonight, the poor monk will use that monster to make a sweet and sour carp dish!"
