Tang San also didn't want Great Immortal Yang Li to die. After all, he was one of the few people in Journey to the West who opposed Buddhism.
So Tang Sanzong didn't want to mess with them at all. If everyone just had fun and made a fuss, wouldn't this disaster be over?
Who would have thought that this Great Immortal of Yangli could not withstand a blow so much that he was so frightened that he jumped off the building when he heard the slightest rumor.
Who can I talk to to explain this?
So, under the witness of the king, Tang Sanzong wrote a note not to eat mutton. After signing and fingerprinting, the Sheep Power Immortal breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he slowly came down from the high platform.
After coming down, they kept a distance, guarding against Tang San's burial.
Tang Sanzian smiled bitterly: "Don't worry, I really won't eat you. We all had a lot of fun. Why are we eating you?"
Immortal Yangli said: "Who knows...after all, you are quite scary...not good people..."
Tang San was unable to refute.
Theoretically speaking, compared with the Three Demons, their Westward Journey gang is indeed not a good person.
There is nothing to say about the three demons helping the king and benefiting the people in Chechi Kingdom.
"Anyway, don't worry. I said I won't eat you today, so I won't eat you." Tang Sanzian said firmly.
Immortal Yang Li found that Xiao Longnu was staring at him and drooling, and said hurriedly:
"You said you didn't want to eat, but your disciple looked at me and drooled..."
Xiao Longnu hurriedly wiped the corners of her mouth and said:
"Ah? This...is not saliva..."
"What is it if it's not saliva?" Great Immortal Yang Li said angrily.
Xiao Longnu: "Yes... they are tears... When I think about not being able to eat mutton in the future, my tears flow down the corners of my mouth..."
Everyone was silent...
Tang Sanyan stood up:
"Okay, don't say any more, this matter is over. I, Tang Sanbian, swear on my personality, quality and conduct that today, my disciples and I will never eat sheep."
Immortal Yang Li was relieved.
The king was relieved and said: "Then what are the two sides planning to compete next?"
Great Immortal Yangli was now acting awesome again, and he stood up:
"In the third round, I will compete with you, um... it's just like taking a sauna to see whose sauna is better. How about it?"
Tang San was stunned for a moment, thinking, what the hell is this?
Dancing, singing, bathing, good guys, entertainment all in one package?
However, the atmosphere is already here anyway, so why not just take a bath?
At least, the competition between the Sheep Power Immortals is somewhat consistent with the original work.
Immortal Yang Li saw that Tang San was buried without any reaction and said:
"What's wrong? Are you scared?"
Tang San Burian laughed at that time and said:
"I'm afraid you don't know what my nickname was in the world before I traveled through time. Is it true that the little prince of bathing is a wasted name?"
No one understood the previous meaning, but Immortal Yang Li was angry:
"You still dare to call yourself the little bathing prince? Huh, today I will let you know what the bathing king is."
The monkey sneered: "Who doesn't know how to brag? I'm not afraid to tell you that I haven't bathed for five hundred years. Do you believe that I can wash out flowers?"
Great Immortal Yang Li sneered: "You haven't taken a shower for so long, I'm afraid you've forgotten how to do it, right?"
Zhu Bajie said: "Haha, I was the marshal in charge of Tianhe back then. I bathed in Tianhe every day. Are you afraid that you are a sheep?"
Great Immortal Yangli: "Hey, who are you bringing up what happened back then to scare you now?"
Little Dragon Girl: "What about me? I'm a dragon. I live in water. How can you compare to me when it comes to bathing?"
Great Immortal Yang Li: "Hmph, it doesn't mean that you are awesome just by soaking in the water. Bathing requires skills and difficulty. Do you understand the difficulty?"
Sha Wuwu stood up with arms crossed:
"It seems that I can't be silent anymore... It's very difficult, isn't it? I don't know... being in the water every day, suffering from a heart attack and taking a bath at the same time, does it count as skillful and difficult?"
Immortal Yang Li was shocked, looked at Sha Wuwu carefully, and said:
"I didn't expect, I didn't expect that there are people in the world who are so brave. Who are you?"
Killing Wuwu: "Haha... I am the general of the Heavenly Curtain Curtain, later the leader of the Liusha River, and now Tang San buries his three disciples, Kill Wuwu!"
Immortal Yangli narrowed his eyes slightly: "I've never heard of it!"
Sha Wuwu immediately covered his heart: "It's been so long since I've been stabbed through the heart. I didn't expect that... my heart would still hurt..."
Immortal Yang Li glanced at everyone:
"It can be seen that you are all strong bathers. Most people can't compare to you. Fortunately, I am different. I am not bathing in water, but in a pan of oil. How about it? Are you afraid?"
Tang Sanzian thought to himself that he finally had a project based on the script.
So he asked his three disciples:
"Are you afraid of bathing in an oil pan?"
Monkey: "My immortal body, it doesn't matter if I fry the pan quickly. Master, don't worry."
Bajie: "I'm an old pig with thick skin, so I'm not afraid. I'll just use my cultivation to protect my body when the time comes."
Little Dragon Girl: "I am a dragon, and I have many ideas in the pan."
Sha Wuwu: "I'll carry it hard, it's better than the pain of piercing the heart!"
Tang Sanzian nodded: "Then we are sure."
Then he said to Immortal Yang Li:
"That's it, we're not afraid."
Ever since, Great Immortal Yang Li smiled confidently:
"Then I'll go first!"
With that said, he stepped onto the stage. At this moment, the king had prepared a large pot with oil in it, which had been boiled over a fire.
The Great Immortal Yang Li recited a mantra quietly, and a cold dragon came out of his sleeve and entered the pot while everyone was not paying attention.
He smiled, then bowed his hands to everyone and said:
"Everyone, I'm off."
At the same time, Xiao Longnu suddenly noticed something, stared at the oil pan and said to herself:
"Eh? Why is there a cold dragon inside? It's so cute, why was it put in a frying pan? No, I have to save it..."
So she used the dragon summoning technique, and the cold dragon in the oil instantly entered the sleeve of the little dragon girl.
She teased the little cold dragon in her sleeves.
And the oil was also very boiling.
Great Immortal Yangli didn't know, but he saw him take off his clothes, show off his muscles, and then shouted:
"Watch me perform..."
Then plop into the frying pan.
After going down, there was no movement.
The Great Immortal Huli smiled: "Lao San is awesome, he just came to swim directly."
Luli Daxian: "Yes, and I have been holding my breath in the oil pan for so long. I won't accept it. This is a sure win."
Everyone was very shocked and praised the great Immortal Yang Li for his greatness.
However, after about a minute.
A fried lamb slowly emerges from the oil...
In an instant, the whole place was silent!
Great Immortal Huli: "The third child..."
Luli Daxian: "What's going on? Why did you show your true form, Third Brother? Why did you return it after it was cooked?"
Tang Sanzian glared:
"Fuck...fuck, f*ck..."
Then he hurriedly spoke:
"Na na na, everyone has seen it. He jumped into the oil pan and fried it himself. We are not going to eat him... Hurry, hurry, king!"
The king was also very anxious and said, "What do you have to say? Please tell me quickly."
Tang San's funeral: "Bring the cumin and salt and eat it while it's hot!"
King: "Ah...don't you use your character to swear not to eat sheep..."
"My character is not good to begin with, what should I be afraid of?"
Immortal Huli was angry:
"You...you actually want to eat our brothers?"
Tang Sanyan: "It's already cooked, why don't you eat it? Do you want to fight?"
Luli Daxian: "It's too much... It won't be a fight, but you must be condemned..."
"He fried himself... I'm sorry if he doesn't eat it? You two should come and eat it together!"
The Great Immortal Huli and the Great Immortal Luli spoke:
"Nonsense, the third child is our brother, how can we eat it? You are looking down on us. Even if we die, we will never..."
Two minutes later.
Everyone gathered around the oil pot and feasted.
Immortal Hu Li: "Old San, you died so miserably...it tastes so good..."
Luli Daxian: "Third brother...Second brother is paying homage to you in this way. I hope you understand..."
"Well, let me tell you something, I didn't expect the third child to be quite delicious..."
