Everyone doesn't know how Tang San spent the night in the room with those girls.
Of course, no one cares.
But after leaving the temple, Tang San said:
"Disciples, there are three monsters in Chechi Country, but they are not bad. The most important thing is that they hate the monk. I am very satisfied with this. Therefore, we will not kill them.
However, if we don’t kill, we will survive this disaster. So, I'm going to start with these nuns. If we rescue them, the three monsters will definitely disagree. No, there will be a conflict. "
Sun Xingzhe: "Master means, let's just use this as a contradiction and make trouble with the three monsters and make fun of it."
Zhu Bajie: "Hey, Master really kills two birds with one stone. No wonder these nuns worship Master so much... I'm convinced, old pig."
Xiao Longnu: "It's really good to save them and survive the disaster."
Sha Wuwu: "What...I didn't understand..."
Everyone ignored Sha Wuwu and talked all the way into the city.
Since they were not dressed like monks, they didn't cause any problems.
But when Huang Menglang asked outside the palace, he just said that he was sent to the West by the Tang Dynasty in the East.
After the king received the news, he heard that it was sent by Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty. He did not dare to neglect and immediately sent someone to greet him.
So Tang San asked the nuns to go in together.
When they arrived at the palace, Tang Sanfen came forward, looked at the king, and said:
"This is how Tang San, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, was buried!"
The king said politely: "Are you really Brother Tang Huangyu?"
"Here, my certificate!" With that said, Tang Sanbian threw the customs clearance document to the king.
When the king saw it, he immediately said politely:
"It turns out that it's really Brother Tang Huangyu who came to my small country. You're neglecting me. I wonder why you went west?"
Tang Sanzong frowned, took the customs clearance document and said:
"Don't ask about social affairs. Why, what do you want to do with Datang?"
"Oh no no no..." The king shook his head hastily.
The power of the Tang Dynasty is well-known. There is almost no country that does not know how terrifying the Tang Dynasty is.
Therefore, some countries are still very afraid of Datang.
Especially for someone with such an important status as Tang San, if something happens, the Tang King might cause trouble.
Tang Sanyi snorted and then said:
"By the way, I heard that you have three national masters here?"
"Indeed!" The king nodded.
Tang San snorted and said, "Where are they? Let these three monsters come out to play!"
The king was stunned, he didn't expect this Tang Sanfu to be so crazy.
So he asked people to invite three national teachers.
The three national masters came quickly. After greeting the king, the great national master Hu Li said angrily:
"Your Majesty, something has happened. Yesterday, a man from Dongtu rescued a group of nuns who were working as coolies and almost deceived some of my female Taoist nuns."
"Ah? This is actually happening? How bold. Don't be impatient, Imperial Master. I will investigate strictly." The king is also very serious.
At this time, Tang Sanzian, who was sitting on the chair with his arms and legs spread out, said calmly:
"Report, I was the one who rescued those women."
The three national masters looked at Tang Sanzong and others, and then at the group of long-haired girls behind them who were still wearing monk robes.
They all became angry immediately, and the Great Immortal Huli said:
"So bold. How dare you save them? How dare you come to His Majesty?"
"Hmph, these girls no longer want to be nuns, why do they still have to endure hardship? Now, they have broken the precepts and have firmly quit Buddhism. Why do you need to force each other so hard?" Tang Sanbian said.
Immortal Luli stepped forward and said:
"It's up to us to decide whether to let them go or not. Is it up to you to save them?"
The monkey stepped forward and said angrily: "Monster, be polite to my master, or I'll beat you."
Great Immortal Yangli: "You hairy-faced monkey, you just quarrel when you quarrel, you still want to take action?"
Zhu Bajie stepped forward: "Are you afraid of a quarrel? You are a plagued sheep. You can smell the smell from afar."
Huli Great Immortal: "Damn pig head, if you quarrel, just quarrel, you are attacking me personally!"
Xiao Longnu: "It's just a personal attack, what? You three are uglier than the other, and you're still attacking me personally?"
Luli Daxian: "You bitch, don't think that just because you are good-looking, you can call us ugly."
Tang San stepped forward: "What the hell do you mean by scolding a woman? You have the ability to quarrel with me!"
Immortal Huli pointed at Tang Sanzong: "Are you afraid of you? Do you think we are afraid because there are so many of you?"
Speaking of the crowd, everyone immediately looked at Sha Wuwu at Tang San's funeral.
There were five of them here, which was a lot of people, but Sha Wuwu did not speak.
Seeing everyone looking over, Sha Wuwu suddenly became nervous.
"Lao Sha, come here and start a fight!" the monkey said.
Sha Wuwu smiled shyly: "Brother, you know that I am always killing. I am a gentle man and I am not good at cursing..."
"Stop talking nonsense, we have gentlemen? Come here and scold us together." Zhu Bajie said.
Sha Wuwu was squirming, thinking, if he didn't go up and curse a few words, he would look so out of place and lose face, wouldn't he?
After all, everyone is watching.
So, he stepped forward slowly, and then bowed respectfully to the king.
Then, he spoke to the three monsters opposite:
"I fucked your uncle, I fucked your whole family, fucked you, you eat shit, your wife ran away with someone, right? You are dead, you are not your father's biological child, right? I fucked you you&#&#……"
Everyone was shocked, and the three monsters were dumbfounded by this astonishing output and kept retreating.
The monkey swallowed: "What did you say before Lao Sha?"
Xiao Longnu: "He said he is a gentle man...not good at swearing..."
Zhu Bajie: "I always pay attention to people, bow first, then scold my mother."
At this time, Lao Sha finished cursing, turned around and bowed to the king and queen again, saying:
"Thank you, I'm done scolding you."
Tang Sanzong rubbed his forehead and said:
"How long has it been since you were still saluting? Are you showing off? Why are you pretending to be a gentleman?"
Sha Wuwu: “Master, this is your quality, it’s something you’re born with!”
Tang Sanyan: "You do have qualities, but not much!"
Lao Sha's astonishing output had frightened the three monsters, and the Great Immortal Hu Li said:
"I won't quarrel with you. Quarreling is not what a gentleman does."
"Then what are you going to do? Fight?" The monkey came up with the stick.
Immortal Huli knew that this monkey was not easy to mess with, so he hurriedly said:
"Don't fight either..."
Zhu Bajie was angry: "You don't argue when we quarrel, and you don't fight when we fight. What on earth do you want to do? Could it be that you want to dance?"
Xiao Longnu: "Huh? Second brother's suggestion is good. Let's dance to solve it?"
The Great Immortal Hu Li sneered: "Okay, in that case, how about we make an appointment to fight three times?"
"Are you afraid?" Tang Sanzian waved his hand and said:
"In the first game, what are you betting on?"
According to the plot, it should be a bet on rainfall. This Tang San is not afraid of being buried. Who dares not to give face to the monkey in the Rain Department of Heaven?
Unexpectedly, the Great Immortal Huli snorted:
"Just a dance. I recently learned a new belly dance from Western Tianzhu. Do you dare to try it?"
Tang San was stunned for a moment.
This damn... doesn't seem right? Aren't you betting on rain? Does it have anything to do with belly dancing?
