Taishang Laojun also didn't want to talk nonsense with them. He couldn't sense the purple gold gourd and mutton fat jade bottle. But the Seven Star Sword and the Banana Fan were in Xiao Longnu's hands, and the golden rope was also around Sha Wuwu's waist.
So he said:
"These three things belong to me, so I want to take them back."
Tang Sanzian sneered: "Come here, we got these three things from King Golden Horn."
Taishang Laojun said: "Didn't I tell you before, King Golden Horn took my things."
"Why did King Jinjiao take your things from me, Tang Sanzang? Why did you go to King Jinjiao? I didn't take anything from you!" Tang Sanzian said very reasonably.
Taishang Laojun was stunned for a moment. Although this is ridiculous... it makes sense!
"But, after all, the things are mine. Now that they are in your hands, you should return them to me!" Taishang Laojun is still very qualified and tries hard to be reasonable.
But Tang Sanbian smiled: "As the saying goes, every injustice has its owner, and whoever takes your things is the one you go to, right? We can't return the things we got just because you said they were yours. You? That makes no sense!"
Taishang Laojun opened his mouth, but for a moment he didn't know what to say.
"Old gentleman, now the things are in the hands of Xiao Longnu Hou Sha Wuwu. As a respected old god, you don't want to be known as someone who robbed the younger generation of things, right?" Tang Sanbian said.
Zhu Bajie also spoke at this time:
"My master is a big talker. If this happens, I won't be able to spread the word to you on my journey to the west."
Sun Xingzhe also said: "Besides, after all, we all have a good reputation. If you say we will take your things, who will believe it?"
At this time Tang Sanfu said again:
"Laojun, you don't want to make my apprentice hold a grudge because of a few things, right? To put it bluntly, my eldest apprentice, Monkey, wants to go to your place to get some more. He is also familiar with the road, right?"
Threat, naked threat.
When the monkeys made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, Taishang Laojun was the one who suffered heavy losses.
All the golden elixirs at that time were eaten by monkeys.
If you offend the monkey, won't you be remembered and grudged by the thief?
That’s too scary, right?
Thinking of this, Taishang Laojun immediately showed a forced smile and said:
"What are you talking about? How could I be such a stingy person? It's just a few magic weapons. Since you say they are yours, they are yours. Haha, this matter ends here..."
After Lao Jun finished speaking, he was about to leave.
Tang Sanzian said with a smile:
"Isn't that enough? We are all qualified and reasonable. By the way, Laojun, I have a question!"
Laojun turned around helplessly: "What's the problem?"
"What, I heard that old fox from Longshan say that this golden rope is your waistband, and there is only one?"
Lao Jun was stunned: "Ah...what's wrong?"
Tang Sanyan: "Are you so poor? You only have one belt?"
Laojun: "......"
Tang Sanyan: "You haven't fastened your belt in these years?"
Laojun: "......"
Tang Sanyan: "Are you tied up now? Come and see..."
Laojun: "......"
"Can we not lift our belts?"
Tang Sanbian: "Okay, let me ask another question. Old fox Yalongshan, how come she has your belt? What is your relationship with her? How did she take off your belt? Why didn't you tighten it? Tightening your belt? Is your style so bad?"
Taishang Laojun: "(°ー°〃)"
"Things are not what you think...don't talk nonsense!"
Tang San Bian: "Don't worry, why would I say nonsense? I, Tang San Bian, am not a big talker."
Taishang Laojun breathed a sigh of relief, but then, Tang San turned around and said to his eldest disciple:
"Spread the word that these young men have not fastened their belts and may still have random relationships!"
The monkey nodded and said to Bajie:
"Spread the word that Laojun has no belt and is still having sex!"
Zhu Bajie said to Sha Wuwu:
"Spread the word, Laojun has not worn the waistband of his trousers, and is messing around!"
Sha Wuwu said to Xiao Longnu:
"Pass it... spread it out, Laojun is not wearing pants, and he has sex with everyone he meets..."
…
Lao Jun’s hand holding the whisk was trembling, and he said:
"You...I'm going to go, if you're too late, you won't be able to guarantee the evening..."
He understood everything, chatting with this group of people, and being taken to the ditch sooner or later.
If he doesn't leave, some rumors may spread and ruin his reputation in the three realms.
Seeing the old gentleman running away, Tang Sanzong sneered:
"You think you are the Supreme Lord and I can't do anything to you?"
The master and apprentice all laughed.
Sun Xingzhe said:
"Master is worthy of being a master!"
Zhu Bajie also said:
"Master, why are there so many backed monsters on the road?"
Tang Sanzian sneered and said, "Because everyone wants to cause trouble. There are many monsters with backers along the way."
While saying this, he suddenly became fierce:
"When the time comes, try to kill everyone with backers!"
Sun Xingzhe asked: "What about those who have no backers?"
"Beat him too!" Tang San said.
Zhu Bajie: "Where is the female demon?"
Tang San's burial:
"Female fairies are not allowed to eat it. They are useful as teachers. At night, they must send semen to them to dissolve their breasts and let them know how to return!"
Zhu Bajie was stunned:
"Master is indeed the reincarnation of Jingchanzi, he is amazing!"
Sha Wuwu whispered:
"What's awesome? There are so many typos in one sentence!"
Zhu Bajie sighed: "Lao Sha, you have no chance with women in this life!"
…
Everyone continued on their way. It was better to say it was a trip than a trip.
After all, they were not in a hurry along the way. Instead, they traveled around, saw all the scenery, and traveled around the mountains and rivers.
On this day, it was getting late, and a group of people arrived outside a temple. They took a closer look and saw that it was a royal temple.
Tang San said: "Disciples, please rest here for one night."
Zhu Bajie stepped forward: "Master, I will go up and knock on the door."
Tang Sanbian said: "No need, you are ugly, don't scare people, I'll go!"
With that said, he stepped forward and knocked on the door.
Not long after, a young monk opened the door and said, "Master, what's the matter?"
"I came from Dongtu and wanted to stay for one night." Tang Sanzian said with a smile.
"Oh, the little monk can't make the decision..."
As soon as he finished speaking, a middle-aged monk stepped forward and frowned:
"Go, go, go, where did this wild monk come from? Don't even look at where this place is. This is a royal temple. Where can I take in a wandering monk like you? Doesn't it ruin the reputation of my royal temple?"
Tang Sanzian frowned: "I'm going to fuck your uncle, what more can you say?"
"You...you still dare to curse? Where is the monk? Beat this wild monk out!" the host shouted angrily.
Tang Sanzian sneered and said:
"Don't do anything, we are all monks and gentlemen, why bother?"
"Monk, are you afraid? It's too late. You can't escape today's beating no matter what." After the host finished speaking, he ordered the monk to beat the person.
Tang Sanzian said: "Are you really going to take action?"
Host: "Do you think I'm joking?"
The warrior monks rushed to Tang San's burial...
After a few breaths.
More than a dozen monks lay on the ground, screaming in agony.
Tang Sanbian took off his gilded embroidered short sleeves, exposing his tendons, and looked down at the host.
The host swallowed, then knelt on the ground with a thud and said:
"Would you believe me if I said I was actually joking just now?"
