Zhu Bajie excitedly headed towards the Bone Cave.
Tang San was not sure why this guy was so happy.
He thinks, isn't this Bajie always cheating and playing tricks? Why is he so excited to ask him to play with monsters today?
However, he didn't think much about it, because at this time, the monkey came back and he caught a goat from somewhere. When he came back, he immediately boiled water and killed the goat and disposed of it cleanly.
Then he tied it with a golden hoop, put it on the fire, took out various seasonings, and started roasting the whole lamb.
It was already dark, and as the flames grilled the mutton, the sound of sizzling came out, and the aroma spread for miles.
Xiao Longnu was so greedy that she stared at the roasted lamb with bright eyes and kept asking if she could eat it.
After the outside was charred and the inside was tender, Sun Xingzhe said:
"It's ready to eat."
Xiao Longnu was the first to rush forward, holding a knife and fork and started cutting the meat.
Tang Sanbian also took out his dagger, cut off a piece of barbecue, and then asked Sha Wuwu to take out a few bottles of beer from the basket he was carrying, and everyone started eating and drinking.
"Hey, Master, that idiot went to kill a white-bone demon, why hasn't he come back after so long?"
"I don't know, I guess I'm not strong enough and haven't finished it yet!" Tang Sanzian said after taking a sip of beer.
"No, Bajie is also in the Golden Immortal realm, and that White Bone Demon can never be a match for a fool." Sun Xingzhe felt strange.
However, everyone was not too worried, because Zhu Bajie was not weak and the problem was not big.
So, another half hour passed.
Finally, Bajie came back.
I saw him smiling, looking satisfied, and his face was full of joy.
After coming back, I cut the mutton directly, opened a beer, and started eating and drinking.
"Bajie, did you do that White Bone Demon?"
"Hey, Master, don't worry, it's done!" Bajie said.
"Well, you are more positive this time." Tang Sanzian didn't think much and said:
"However, this white-bone spirit is very cunning and good at possessing people. It is estimated that she will possess others and come back."
After all, if you beat the Bone Demon three times, the number of times will definitely not be too small.
After eating and drinking, they spread blankets on the lawn and went to sleep directly.
After sleeping until dawn, Tang Sanzian woke up, rubbed his eyes, and was about to call his disciples to set off.
But at this moment, I saw not far away, the white-bone spirit that possessed the girl yesterday, appeared there, crying at the moment.
Tang San was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, didn't Bajie kill her last night? Why didn't you replace the skin and come back again?
According to the plot, the old woman should be possessed now to blame them for killing their daughter, right?
What's going on with this white-bone demon? Don’t you even have snacks when you’re acting?
Just as he was scolding the White Bone Demon for being unprofessional, the White Bone Demon ran over crying, pointed at Tang Sanzong and his group and cursed angrily:
"Well, you monk...you guys are nothing...last night you lied to me and said you were not a spiritual seeker, so forget it. You fooled me, so you just leave.
But I never expected that you would let this pig head with a long mouth and big ears take away my cabbage... How could you ask me to go out to meet other monsters in the future... My innocence is gone..."
Tang Sanzian's eyes widened, and his brain was a little unable to react.
what's the situation? What does it mean when cabbage is eaten by a pig? What does innocence mean?
So, he looked at the white-bone spirit and said:
"What's that, Miss Baigujing? Please speak clearly. Who pushed you? What's going on?"
Bai Gujing wiped away her tears:
"You still ask? I'm pregnant...what do you think I should do?"
The monkey was shocked: "Master, what did you do to her when I went to hunt game yesterday?"
"Shut up!" Tang Sanzian frowned, then looked at Zhu Bajie and said:
"Idiot, I asked you to do it to her yesterday...how did you do it?"
Zhu Bajie: "This... ahem, Master, this is... hard to explain in detail..."
Sun Xingzhe: "If you do it to her, doesn't that mean you're going to kill her?"
Xiao Longnu: "I should be teasing her!"
Killing the monk: "I don't know the word "get" anymore."
…
But at this moment, Tang Sanzong seemed to understand.
Bajie couldn't elaborate... Bai Gujing said she was pregnant.
This is not easy to do.
Tang Sanzong took a deep breath, looked at Zhu Bajie and said:
"I know you're a lustful kid, but I really didn't expect...you are so picky about what you eat...you can even kill a white-bone demon...?"
Zhu Bajie smiled and said:
"Isn't this something she possessed by someone else...hehehehe..."
Tang Sanzian rubbed his forehead, then looked at the white-bone spirit again and said:
"How did you know you were pregnant? So soon?"
White Bone Demon: "I...I am a monster. How can I not know if I am pregnant? I asked you what to do about this matter, but you actually made me pregnant with a pig..."
Zhu Bajie said: "Just give birth..."
"I don't want to give birth to you, uncle... you have to find a way to solve it for me, otherwise... otherwise I..."
The White Bone Demon talked for a long time, but he didn't say anything.
At this time, Sun Xingzhe had stopped laughing, and he said:
"Master, don't panic, Bajie, don't be impatient. I know that Taishang Laojun has an abortion pill specially designed for gods and demons. I'll ask him for one for the White Bone Demon to eat, that's all."
Tang Sanzong sighed: "You have done something evil... Monkey, go and come back quickly..."
The monkey immediately went to heaven.
Everyone was left in a very awkward atmosphere.
The White Bone Demon has no intention of eating Tang Monk meat at the moment, he just wants to solve the problem in his stomach quickly.
Soon, the monkey came back and gave the white-bone spirit an abortion pill.
After Bai Gujing finished eating, he felt carefully and said:
"I feel like the thing that was about to begin to gestate in my body is gone..."
She finally breathed a sigh of relief. She was pregnant with a pig's baby. How could she be allowed to hang out after word got out?
After solving the problem, the Bone Demon looked at Tang Sanzong and said:
"Are you really a Buddhist?"
"Yes, why, you still want to eat me?" Tang Sanzian sneered.
Of course White Bone Demon wants to, but where can he dare now?
So I was ready to change my skin and come back again.
After just asking her to leave quickly, he found an old woman to possess him and was ready to wait for an opportunity.
He pretended that his daughter had been killed by a monster and came to find her.
Tang San was buried and they had only walked a hundred meters when they met the old woman.
"Master, have you seen my daughter..."
Tang Sanzian thought to himself: You white-bone demon, you treat us like fools?
Everyone knows that this guy is the White Bone Demon, right?
Before Tang San could say anything, Zhu Bajie stepped forward: "Master, I will deal with her."
Before Tang San could stop him, Bajie had already run away after the old woman possessed by the Bone Spirit.
So he didn't stop him.
After all, the white-bone spirit possessed an old woman this time, so Bajie shouldn't go too far.
However……
He still underestimated Zhu Bajie.
This guy is really a ruthless pig.
When he came back again, the old woman possessed by the bone spirit also came back crying:
"Holy Monk...this pig, he is not a human being..."
"Hehe, I, old pig, am not a human in the first place..." Zhu Bajie smiled implicitly.
Tang San was shocked: "Bajie...don't tell me...she looks like an old woman again because of you..."
"Hey, Master, why are you saying that...Brother Monkey, could you please go to Laojun's place again and ask for an abortion pill..."
Everyone fainted.
Tang Sanyan swallowed: "Idiot, I have convinced you... can you even do this?"
Zhu Bajie just smiled.
Soon, the monkey came back with an abortion pill. The old woman possessed by the white-bone spirit ate it and ran away quickly.
This time, she thought about it and possessed an old man. Is it safe now?
So, he jumped out to block the road again:
"Holy Monk, have you seen my daughter and my old lady?"
Tang San was relieved to see the Bone Demon possessing the old man this time. Although his acting was poor, he was relieved.
Before he could say anything, Bajie rushed up to chase the old man and disappeared without a trace.
This time, Tang San was not so worried.
However, he still underestimated Bajie.
Not long after, Bajie came back, and the white-bone spirit who possessed the old man behind him cried again.
Tang Sanzong's eyes widened:
"Bajie, don't tell me that you...he is possessing a man now? You can't...at least you shouldn't do anything to a man..."
Bajie said: "The one who possesses the uncle is the white-bone spirit. Hey, it doesn't matter whose body it is."
Tang San was completely speechless: "Then why is she crying this time? Don't tell me that she can get pregnant even if she possesses a man?"
"Master, I just figured out that it is the White Bone Essence itself that is pregnant, not the skin she possesses."
After Zhu Bajie gave a serious explanation, he said to Sun Xingzhe:
"Brother Monkey, give birth pill!"
The monkey was angry: "I'll beat you, sir. When I went there for the second time, Laojun laughed at me for showing off my bestiality after being pressed for a long time in Five Elements Mountain. He also asked me to be more restrained... This time you go and get it yourself."
Zhu Bajie curled his lips and flew into the sky.
Tang Sanzong rubbed his forehead:
"Three times of pregnancy...it took a long time...is this what the hell is called three dozen white-bone demons?"
