Chapter 21: Dirty things done in a reasonable manner

Style: Fantasy Author: Gongzi FengWords: 2219Update Time: 24/02/20 17:26:36
Sha Monk was forced to board the pirate ship and lost all thoughts about heaven and the west.

At that moment, his institutional dream was completely shattered.

At this moment, he could only sigh and said to Tang Sanzian:

"Master, I will follow you westward from now on. If I fail to do something by then, I may return to the Shahe River and become a monster.

If it succeeds, Master, then you will be the one to decide the West Tianling Mountain. When the time comes, you will have to let me get an official position. "

Tang Sanzun said: "It's not just the Western Heaven? When the time comes, we will attack the Heavenly Court again and rule the three realms. When the time comes, what do you want to be, other than a word from the master?"

"That's true, oh my god, is it more reliable to follow the master than to learn the scriptures? Master, when you unify the three realms, can you make me the chief of the Liusha River?"

Sha Monk looked at Tang Sanzong excitedly.

Tang San was speechless. Is this guy so ideal?

So he said: "Why do you want to be the leader of the Liusha River? I will let you be the leader of the Milky Way River."

"Oh shit, Master is awesome, let me do all the work in the future..."

Sha Seng had an inexplicable faith in Tang Sanzian, and never thought that they might fail in their efforts.

Basically, it can be judged that the brain is indeed flooded.

So he said: "From now on, you are called Sha Wuwu, do you hear me?"

"Thank you, Master. This name is so domineering. I feel so nervous about using this name..." Sha Monk chuckled.

Tang San was relieved by Sha Monk and asked him to carry his luggage while everyone went up the mountain to visit Wuzhuang Temple.

On the way, Sun Xingzhe quietly asked Tang San:

"Master, this Monk Sha doesn't seem to have any hatred towards Heaven and Buddhism. Is it credible?"

"Look at how wet his brain is. What's there to worry about?" Tang Sanzian said.

Sun Xingzhe heard this and looked back at Sha Seng.

Sha Monk was talking to Zhu Bajie:

"Marshal, you were also a very powerful person in Heaven back then. I was no less powerful. I was the General of the Curtain Roller. Do you remember that?"

Zhu Bajie: "Remember, he helped the Jade Emperor roll up the curtain."

Sha Monk: "Hey hey hey... that being said, I have rolled a thousand-year chain for the Jade Emperor, which is quite a sense of accomplishment. If he hadn't belittled me, I would have rolled it for the rest of my life!"

Sun Xingzhe turned around and said to Tang San:

"Idiot, is this what it is?"

Tang Sanzian said: "So this guy is just a weak-minded guy, what's the point of worrying about him?"

"That's true!" Sun Xingzhe smiled.

A few people chatted and went up the mountain. When they arrived at the gate of Wuzhuang Guanshan, they were picked up by two young ladies in Taoist robes.

The two young ladies were only sixteen or seventeen years old, with arrogance on their faces. When they saw Tang San's funeral and his entourage, they just pretended to be polite and welcomed them into Wuzhuang Temple.

"When Dongtu arrives, my master, Immortal Zhenyuan, has already given instructions for us to receive a few of you. Please come and rest in the hall."

After entering Tang San's funeral, he sat down and drank tea.

Zhengtai Mingyue stepped forward:

"My master, the Great Immortal Zhenyuan, was invited by the Great Heavenly Lord Yuanshi Tianzun to go to Tianmiluo Palace in the Shangqing Dynasty to listen to the Hunyuan Dao Fruit. He specially asked the two of me to give two fruits of life to the holy monks to enjoy."

As he spoke, Qingfeng came forward with a golden plate, which contained two ginseng fruits that exuded spiritual energy.

After all, this ginseng fruit is produced by the spiritual roots of heaven and earth. It takes ten thousand years to bear fruit. If you eat one, you will be forty-seven thousand years old.

It's even better than the flat peach, and it's no worse than the golden elixir refined by Taishang Laojun.

It can be seen from this that this Zhenyuan Immortal has a lot of background.

Tang San was not polite. He took the fruit and ate it in two bites. The taste was average. However, after entering the mouth, the abundant spiritual energy swept through his body smoothly, making him feel indescribably transparent and comfortable.

"Well, the taste is average, but it has a lot of spiritual energy."

On the side, Monkey Bajie and Xiao Longnu swallowed hard as they watched.

Monk Sha looked calm.

However, Qingfeng Mingyue obviously didn't expect Tang San to eat it without hesitation.

They originally thought that the monk would not be able to bear to eat the ginseng fruit because it resembled a fetus.

In this way, they can share the food easily.

Now that his calculation failed, he felt uncomfortable, and after hearing that Tang Sanzong said it tasted ordinary, he immediately became angry.

I just heard Qingfeng say in a strange voice:

"The taste is average? This ginseng fruit only produces thirty fruits after ten thousand years, but you say the taste is average?"

"The taste is just average." Tang Sanzian said.

"You...you, a monk, don't know how valuable the fairy fruit is. You only know its taste but not its treasure. You are really superficial. I should have known that you would only comment on the taste after eating it and not give it to you. Now, it is really a waste." Mingyue scolded.

Qingfeng added: "I thought you, a stinky monk in this world, couldn't see the real treasure. I and other disciples only shared two of these ginseng fruits. Now you eat two each, how dare you say the taste is average? Huh! I think it is. You don’t have the blessing to taste it.”

"Yes, it's obviously because you don't have a good taste and can't taste the delicious food!" Mingyue nodded.

These two guys pointed at Tang Sanzong and started to sneer at him. After that, they left angrily.

Tang San was not angry at all, but the monkey and Bajie couldn't get rid of their anger. The monkey said:

"Master, these two children got angry for no reason. It is really too much to disrespect you so much."

"Yes, Master, why don't we teach them a lesson." Bajie said.

Tang Sanburan smiled and said:

"What we want is for them to scold us. If they don't scold us, how can we have the nerve to eat more fruits?"

The monkey was stunned: "It turns out that Master smiled when he was scolded, just for peace of mind."

"Haha, I was originally thinking that it would be bad to eat other people's fruits for no reason. Now that I'm scolded, I have a reason to eat it, right?" Tang Sanzian said.

Bajie was confused: "What's the reason?"

"Didn't they say that I don't have a good taste, so I didn't taste the delicious food? Then I don't believe in evil now, so I can try it again. Is it reasonable?"

The monkey was shocked: "It must be Master. Now we are not stealing the fruit. We were scolded for not being able to taste it, so we went to try it again."

Bajie said: "Then there's nothing wrong with it. I just want to know what the ginseng fruit tastes like. I've been scolded for it, so it makes sense to go try it."

"Shit father, let's go, I can't wait any longer..." Xiao Longnu licked her lips.

As a result, the master and apprentice were eager to try the ginseng fruit again.

As a result, the Sha Monk stood there motionless.

"Drifting monk, what are you doing?" Tang Sanbu scolded.

Sha Monk was stunned: "Ah? Master, what's wrong? What are you doing here?"

Tang San was puzzled: "What were you doing just now?"

"I was just in a daze and lost my mind!" Sha Monk stepped forward and said.

Everyone was speechless.

Damn it, after talking about ginseng fruit for a long time, even the monkey is greedy. Is this guy actually distracted?

"Follow your uncle's orders and go eat the fruit."

"Ah? What kind of fruit? Where are you going to eat it? Who invites you?"



They quietly arrived at the backyard of Wuzhuang Temple. When everyone saw it, there was a huge treasure tree in the backyard.

The treasure tree is full of brilliance and spiritual energy.

On it, there are more than twenty ginseng fruits, which are extremely attractive.

After Monkey Sun took out the golden hoop that had become smaller, Tang San said:

"You just go knock the fruit. We were just strolling down there and accidentally caught the fruit with our mouths. Such an accident is not considered stealing."

Monkey was pleasantly surprised: "I admire Master more and more. He always does such dirty things in a reasonable and reasonable manner!"