On the way to the Gao family in Gaolaozhuang with the young man, Sun Xingzhe asked Tang Sanfu:
"Master, are we really going to rob the Gao family?"
"Why are you robbing the Gao family? There is a monster in Gao Laozhuang. He is destined to be part of our gang. Let's go and get him to join the gang."
Only then did Sun Xingzhe understand that the young man spoke at this moment:
"Our Gao family originally had a son-in-law, but later he turned out to be a monster... The master asked us to go around to find someone who can subjugate monsters and deal with him..."
Tang Sanbian sneered, this Zhu Ganghye had done a lot in the Gao family, how could he be called a monster after all?
After all, he was also Marshal Tianpeng at that time. He just made a few mistakes, but no matter what, he was still a god with upright roots. Who does the Gao family count? Do you dare to despise others?
Since Zhu Gangxi was going to join the bandit gang, Tang Sanbian had to help him vent his bad temper.
When they arrived at Gao's house, the young man said as soon as he got close:
"Master, please wait a moment, I will go in and check the wind for you."
"Damn it, do you really want the Gao family to be robbed?" Tang San was stunned.
"Master, you don't know that there are monsters in the Gao family. The master always makes things difficult for us and asks us to ask someone to collect the monsters. If we can't find a strong person, he will beat or scold us. Who can bear this?"
So that’s it, Tang Sanzong said:
"Tell your master that we masters and disciples can contain demons."
The young man smiled bitterly: "Master, you can just go in and grab it. Why do you need to cheat by collecting demons? How troublesome is that?"
"Just do as I say, or I'll beat you!" Tang Sanzong said angrily.
The young man was so frightened that he quickly went in to report. After a while, an old man came out and said:
"Are these two masters saying they can subdue demons? May I ask, where did you two come from?"
Tang Sanfen stepped forward: "Oh no hair, I am a fierce bandit from the Eastern Tang Dynasty...er, a mage, a mage from the Eastern Tang Dynasty."
"Huh? Coming from such a far away place? Oh, that must be the Archmage, please hurry up..."
Entering the lobby, tea was served to the left and right. The old man complained. He told the story of how Zhu Ganghye had stopped the bandits from robbing Miss Gao, and how he had repelled the thieves. He also said that he wanted to get married, but found out that he had a long mouth and big ears, so he stopped the marriage, and was angered by the monster. Miss Gao was locked up.
Tang Sanzun heard this and said: "I won't comment on right and wrong, good and evil, right and wrong. Tonight, I just wait for the monster you talk about to come. I will let him confront you in court and we will find out!"
"Master, is there any way to catch him?" Master Gao asked.
Tang Sanzian sneered: "You don't have to worry about it. Just take our master and disciple to the house where your daughter is locked."
Master Gao was overjoyed, and immediately took the master and apprentice to the outside of Miss Gao's house in the attic.
The torturer took a breath and the lock fell.
Then, go into the house.
"Daughter? Cuilan?"
Mr. Gao spoke, and immediately after, a twenty-year-old woman came out.
The woman has an average appearance, not necessarily very good-looking, and I don't know what that pig-gang hyena likes.
"Take your daughter down, we'll wait for the monster here!" Tang Sanyan said.
Mr. Gao was overjoyed and took the woman away.
Sun Xingzhe asked: "Master, how to solve this matter?"
"I, Tang Sanbian, have always been reasonable. I naturally discuss matters based on the circumstances and deal with them as they should be dealt with." Tang Sanbian said.
Sun Xingzhe smiled, the master is indeed reasonable.
It was getting late as I ate the sesame seed cakes in my hand.
Tang San said: "Torturer, you turn into Miss Gao, let's play with this monster."
Sun Xingzhe suddenly became interested and changed slightly, becoming that Miss Gao.
Tang San was buried in secret.
Not long after, outside the window, I saw flying sand and rocks, black wind and rolling clouds. In a moment, a monster with a long mouth and big ears flew into the window from the clouds.
After settling down, the monster laughed loudly:
"Oh, don't blame me, madam, I'm late, old pig. Alas, it's the plagued Bodhisattva who is looking for trouble. He insists on me waiting for some pilgrims, claiming that he is going to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures and achieve enlightenment.
Hey, who cares about Zheng Guo? Who wants to seek Buddhist scriptures? I, an old pig, have been a marshal of Tianpeng and a deputy ministerial cadre of Tianting for the rest of my life. What will be the result? He teased Chang'e and demoted me.
In this life, I have seen clearly, what is the positive result? What kind of iron rice bowl? The leader is unhappy and does nothing. It's time to be a monster. I'm just waiting for people to learn the scriptures every day, so I just muddle through. "
This Zhu Gangxie is also a talkative guy. He walked to the bedside and saw that Cuilan today had a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks for no reason.
"Oh, my Cuilan, you must have lost weight due to starvation due to being locked up for a long time these days. Don't worry, I will take you to Yunzhan Cave to get married once the matter of seeking Buddhist scriptures is over."
Sun Xingzhe became Cuilan and said with a smile:
"Stop talking and kiss me!"
Zhu Gang was startled. Is there such a good thing?
So he walked over with his nose pointed out.
Seeing that they were about to kiss him, the monkey grabbed the pig's nose and said:
"Damn pig, are you serious?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he changed back to his monkey appearance, which scared Zhu Gang and screamed:
"Damn, that looks like a familiar monkey..."
"Hey, Marshal Tianpeng, don't you recognize my grandson? Then why did you kiss my grandson as soon as you came here?" The monkey laughed.
Zhu Ganghe's expression changed: "Bima Wen? Ouch, what are you going to do?"
At this moment, Tang Sanzun came out and said:
"Oh no hair!"
"Who are you?" Zhu Gangxi looked at Tang Sanzong.
Tang San Burian said: "I am the Buddhist scripture seeker you complained about just now, Tang San Burian!"
"Are you Tang Sanzong? Now that you're here, I'm not afraid to tell you, old pig, whoever wants to take this sutra can take it. Anyway, old pig, I won't take it."
Zhu Gang is indeed a bit tough!
Tang Sanzun said: "Don't tell me in advance who is going to get the scriptures. Monkey, take him to the hall."
When they arrived at the hall, the Gao family was terrified.
The pig had a sullen face and said nothing.
Tang San was sitting above him with a cold face and said:
"Zhu Ganghye, have you ever hurt the Gao family?"
Zhu Ganghe shook his head: "Protect them twice, where did you hurt them?"
"Then have you ever used force on Miss Gao?" Tang San asked again.
"If I had used force, I wouldn't have locked her in the room!" Zhu Ganghe replied again.
"Has it caused any financial losses to the Gao family?"
Zhu Gangxi: "I came to the Gao family, worked diligently, and built up a prosperous family business for the Gao family. How could it cause financial losses? When I left with the evil wind, I damaged a few chairs, and later I also took money. Paid for it.”
Tang Sanqing sighed, what an honest monster.
So he said: "On this matter, let me say something fair!"
Sun Xingzhe knew that the master was being unfair.
Tang Sanzun stood up and said:
"Since Zhu Gangxi came to the Gao family, he saved your Gao family twice in danger. What kind of kindness did you only get in return for you asking people to kill him? Besides, it was you who left him to be the son-in-law of the Gu family in the Gao family. .
Ever since I became a live-in son-in-law, he wakes up earlier than a chicken, goes to bed later than a dog, works more than a cow, and eats like a pig... He is a pig to begin with, so what's wrong with eating more?
We are about to get married, oh, why are you saying that your parents are ugly? Are you calling me a monster? Just kill the pig immediately? Is this something humans do? What did you do early? "
Tang Sanburian slapped the table:
"Isn't this fucking bullying of honest people?"
A few words left the Gao family stunned.
That pig's hyena's eyes were red:
"Oh... oh, now I have met a reasonable relative. Master, every word you say goes into my heart... I, old pig, have suffered... I have suffered... I feel wronged..."
This guy was so sad that he actually cried.
At this time, Mr. Gao stood up:
"Anyway, he...he is a monster. If a monster is your son-in-law, how can you give my Gao family face?"
Tang San was furious: "Monster? In his previous life, he was also a marshal of the Heavenly Court with upright talents. Why do you, the Gao family, still look down on him? He can only fancy you, the Gao family, because your family's ancestral tombs are smoking."
Miss Gao said: "But he is so ugly, how can I marry him?"
"Are you good-looking? You don't even look in the mirror to see how virtuous you are. The person Tianpeng fell in love with in his previous life was Chang'e of the Moon Palace. In this life, you still think he is ugly?"
At this moment, Zhu Gangxi looked at Tang Sanzang's expression, as if he was looking at his father.
He suddenly knelt down to Tang San and said:
"Master, take the Western Scripture, right? I'm going to fix it, old pig. For no other reason than to speak out for you, old pig, it's worth it!"
Tang Sanfen stepped forward, patted Zhu Ganghye on the shoulder, and said:
"I named you Zhu Bajie, do you know what to do?"
Zhu Bajie was silent: "Master, please give me some advice, what should I do?"
Seeing that Zhu Bajie was still hesitant, Tang Sanzong said:
"Kill the entire Gao family. You have sacrificed so much for them, but they want you dead.
What do you do with villains like them who are ungrateful, ungrateful and only know how to kill pigs? "
