Tang Sanzian and Guanyin had a quarrel, and the monkey was very happy. He admired this master more and more, because even he was a bit weak to Guanyin.
But Tang San's burial was not empty, and even Tang San's burial was not polite to Guanyin.
This made Sun Xingzhe believe more and more that Tang San was really going to the West to cause trouble.
Learn from experience?
Are you afraid that you are not going to take the life of a Tathagata dog?
Guanyin took a deep breath at this moment, stared at Tang Sanzong and said:
"San Zang, when did you have such a perverse personality? It doesn't seem to be your nature!"
Tang Sanzian sneered: "I have a bad character? Let me ask you, if you are a good Bodhisattva in heaven, let you be a mortal in the lower world, reincarnate for several lives, and travel hundreds of thousands of miles, encountering all kinds of things along the way. How can your character be much better if you go to the West on a business trip?"
The Bodhisattva was immediately speechless, and Tang San said:
"Forget it about business, you still don't allow me to kill the monster? Why, that monster is your favorite watchdog, so I can't kill it? You have to take care of your people when you want to learn the scriptures? Then don't learn the scriptures? What else do you want to do? Sutra?"
"Three burials, don't say anything. If I had known today, I would never have allowed you to take scriptures!" The Bodhisattva was angry.
Tang Sanyan snorted and said, "It's too late. I've already been chosen. You've done some things, and you can't do them well."
Guanyin was really upset. Ever since she met Tang Sanzong in the lobby that day, the matter of learning Buddhist scriptures seemed to be different from what she thought.
As the executor of the Buddhist scriptures plan, many things did not go according to her plans.
For example, Tang San was buried in the Tribulation. Where is Tang San buried in the Tribulation? It's basically a monster going through a tribulation.
The monster she wanted to conquer was also killed, and Monkey Sun didn't wear the golden hoop... Everything was completely out of her control.
Thinking of this, Guanyin took a deep breath and said:
"San Zang, what do you want?"
Tang Sanzian sneered and said:
"Actually, there's no need to make it so embarrassing. You don't want Tathagata to know that you're running such a big deal about learning Buddhist scriptures, right?"
"Are you threatening me?" Guanyin's face darkened.
"Don't say it so harshly. I just want to tell you that I will eat your way through this matter for the rest of your life. If you want me to learn from it, don't interfere with me.
How to take this road to the west depends on me, Tang San. I have the final say on how to obtain this Western Heaven Scripture! "
Guanyin was silent for a long time and said:
"That's all, according to you, I will try my best not to interfere in the future. But... Tang San's funeral, don't go too far."
"Not going too far? I am the one who went west to learn the scriptures. Why should I not go too far? Monkey, would you go too far?" Tang San said jokingly.
Sun Wukong's lips quirked: "I must have gone too far. Anyone who doesn't go too far is a fool, right?"
"Hahaha……"
Guanyin was so angry that she snorted, turned around and flew away.
Watching Guanyin leave, Tang San cursed:
"Damn it, on this road to the West, I can kill whoever I want, and you still want to care about me? When I get to the West, I'm going to kill Tathagata, and you don't care?"
Sun Houhou said excitedly: "Go to the West and kill the Buddha. From now on, we will be the master of Lingshan."
The little dragon girl on the side was also very excited and began to have big dreams, saying:
"Then let's unify the three realms!"
Tang San was very satisfied: "Monkey is tough, Dragon Girl is majestic!"
The monkey and the dragon girl spoke together:
"Master is so hard and big!"
Tang Sanzian laughed loudly: "You all know this."
The dragon girl blurted out: "You ride on my back every day, I feel... well, it's nothing..."
She blushed!
The table was overturned by Tang San, so there was nothing to eat.
So, the three of them continued on their way.
On the way, the dragon girl turned into a cute dragon horse again, and was ridden by Tang San and continued to the west.
This trip lasted three to five days on the road, but nothing happened.
But after walking for a few days, he passed by a village. Tang San was hungry, so he said to Sun Xingzhe:
"Monkey, go to the village in front and grab something to eat. Remember, we are monks. We need to be polite and don't scare others.
Sun Xingzhe: "I know my master, my master's level is very high!"
As he said that, he was about to go to Zhuangzi, but at this moment, a young man passed by in a hurry with dry food. Seeing this, Tang San was buried and said to the monkey:
"No need to go to Zhuangzi!"
So he dismounted, stopped the young man, and said:
"Oh, no hair, young man. Is this dry food you have on you?"
The young man nodded: "Master has good eyesight, he can see it at a glance!"
"hehe!"
Tang Sanzian smiled, reached out and took out two cakes from the young man's bag, ate them directly, and said:
"Well, this cake is well baked and very crispy."
The young man was confused and said angrily:
"Master, why are you eating my dry food? It's not very polite!"
"Oh, no hair. The poor monk is a fierce bandit. Therefore, this is not called taking, this is called robbing! Doesn't this make sense?"
As Tang San was talking, he politely took a few more cakes and gave them to the monkey.
The young man suddenly understood and said with a polite smile:
"It turned out to be a gangster. The master is really a gentle gangster."
Tang Monk smiled, turned around, and continued walking with the monkey and dragon horse.
"Master, that boy started saying you were rude. You said you were a gangster, but he still praised you for being gentle. What's the point?" Sun Xingzhe was confused in life again.
Tang Sanbing ate the mouth cake and said:
"A great good person who does a small evil will be despised. A great evil person who does a small good will be like a prodigal son who turns back."
Sun Xingzhe was stunned, it was too profound.
"Master, I still don't understand."
"If I were a good person and I offered him a piece of pie politely, he would be angry. I was a tough gangster, but if I offered him a piece of pie politely, he would think I was very gentle.
The world always demands a lot from good people. People in the world always forgive a lot of evil people. This probably has some intention of bullying the weak and fearing the strong, right? After all, this is human nature! "
The monkey thought for a long time and said:
"So, Master, we don't want to be good guys, we want to be evil guys!"
"It's small, the structure is small, just be yourself!"
Tang San was buried facing the sun, and his figure seemed to be infinitely magnified in the light.
This, he calls it forceful, and he is waiting for the words of admiration from the monkey and the dragon girl.
"Master, you...you are going the wrong way!"
Tang San's burial: "..."
"I know, do you want you to talk more?"
When the young man saw that Tang San was still following him after taking sesame cakes, he couldn't help but panic and said:
"Master, I have nothing on my body for you to rob. I only need five coins, a piece of jade, and a bellyband that my Miss Gao used three years ago!"
Tang San was stunned for a moment, he had already made it so clear that if he didn't snatch it away, he would be sorry for his status as a gangster.
So he said: "Hand it over?"
The young man obediently handed over his things, and Tang San received the five coins and jade. He looked at the bellyband again and saw that it was fucking torn.
"Your Miss Gao? Is this Gao Laozhuang?" Tang San asked.
"Yes, I am a servant of the Gao family, but you must not rob our Gao family. We have nothing to rob, just a thousand taels of gold, ten thousand taels of platinum, countless silk cloths, and hundreds of acres of fertile land. !”
Tang Sanyan: "Then you said that, didn't you just want me to rob you?"
The young man said: "Huh? Almost all the servants of my Gao family have gone out to hire someone to subjugate the demons. Only the master and his wife are at home. If you go to rob them now, wouldn't you be sure to grab them all?"
Tang Sanbian looked at the young man and said:
"I fucking feel like you did this on purpose, right? You really want me to rob your master's house?"
The young man sighed: "The child has no mother, it's a long story!"
"Then lead the way to Gao's house and talk as we walk!" Tang San said.
The young man spoke cleverly:
"Master, I know there is a shortcut, please come this way!"
