After collecting Dragon Girl's horse, Tang San signed in at the burial site.
"Ding, congratulations, master, for signing in successfully and attaining the pinnacle of physical training."
As soon as the system finished speaking, Tang Sanzian felt that his body of fat immediately became tight and firm.
When he lifted up his short sleeves, he saw that his big belly turned into eight-pack abs, and his chest muscles and biceps were even more exaggerated.
"Nima, I've become a muscular man?"
Tang Sanzian felt that he was full of strength. He turned over and easily climbed onto the dragon girl's horse. He pinched his buttocks:
"Set off!"
In this way, Tang Sanzong rode Dragon Girl for two months, covering a thousand miles, without feeling tired at all, and his buttocks never hurt from sitting.
I couldn't help but say:
"Good dragon girl, riding to the west sky, even if it is thousands of miles away, what's the harm?"
Crotch, Dragon Girl Ma's face fell when she heard this.
Thousands of miles? In these two months, we have traveled a thousand miles. If it were a hundred and eighty thousand miles, what year and month would it take to get there?
When Long Nu was in despair, the torturer came back and said:
"Master, not far ahead, there is a temple, saying: Guanyin Zen Temple, it is the territory of Guanyin, but the golden body of Guanyin does not have any aura at all.
I think the lady who came to Guanyin never came down to this courtyard. But no matter what, it's her temple, why not burn it down for her? "
When Tang San heard this, he said: "Executioner, these words are outrageous again. How can we burn them so easily? If they are burned, who will take care of our food tonight? Where will we live?"
"What Master said makes sense, let's eat first and then stay, and then burn it on fire when we leave." The torturer suggested.
Tang Sanyan: "Hey, I didn't say that!"
When he arrived at the temple, a monk came forward. At first, the monk's attitude was not good, and Tang Sanbian almost couldn't help but draw his sword.
After hearing that the Emperor of Tang Dynasty came from the Eastern Land to worship his brothers, several monks immediately did not dare to look down upon them and invited them to enter the temple.
In the living room of the temple, an old dean with a wrinkled face came out. After seeing Tang San for his funeral, he picked up the French blue inlaid gold cup from the suet white jade plate, poured tea into the painted porcelain cup, and gave it to Tang San. Burial, said:
"The master came from the Tang Dynasty and wanted to travel thousands of miles across mountains and rivers... It's been a hard journey, drink tea!"
When Tang Sanzun saw this set of valuable tea sets, he remembered that the owner of the courtyard was extremely rich. He had all kinds of treasures, including seven or eight hundred high-quality cassocks...
As a gangster, if you don't kill a fat sheep like this, why would you be considered a gangster?
Anyway, this courtyard master is not a good person. Everyone is indifferent, so let's strike first!
Thinking of this, Tang Sanzong said:
"Oh, no hair. This tea set from the hospital master is quite a treasure."
"Amitabha, you have a dirty eye. The Master has come from heaven to the Tang Dynasty. My mere utensils are nothing. But Master, I'm afraid you have a lot of good things." The master of the hospital was modest.
Tang Sanzong wanted to rob, so he naturally wanted to be justified, so he prepared to dig a hole for the master of the hospital and said:
"No, I don't have anything good."
At this time, God assisted the monkey and said:
"Master, don't you have a precious cassock in your bag?"
Tang Sanbian deliberately said: "That cassock was given to me by Guanyin Bodhisattva. He once told me that it is not folded in my spare time to pick up girls. It is only worn when I meet a saint. How can I just take it out and show it off?"
As he spoke, he opened his cassock, unfolded it with a flick of his hand, and said:
"Look!"
The torturer scratched his head: Master is really unpredictable. He made such a sudden change without any preparation...
The cassock was embroidered with gold threads, inlaid with precious stones, and had a faint Buddhist light. It looked like Tang Sanzong had an extraordinary temperament even if he held it in his hand, let alone put it on.
The old master was disdainful at first, but now his face twitched, he kept blinking, and his heart was filled with evil thoughts.
"Master... this thing is better than all my cassocks... I want to exchange it with the Master, and the Master can give me whatever he wants."
Tang San smiled and said, "I won't change!"
With that said, he put the cassock away and gave it to the monkey.
The courtyard master was already distracted and itchy. When he saw Tang San buried and collected the cassock, he wanted to go and snatch it immediately.
That is to say, it was because Sun Monkey's sharp mouth and monkey cheeks didn't look like a good thing, so he didn't dare to take action.
Therefore, the owner of the courtyard arranged for Tang San to be buried and they lived in a separate small courtyard.
In the middle of the night, Tang San was buried and asked Sun Xingzhe to teleport him to the mountain behind the temple.
Then he looked at the temple and said to the torturer:
"I'm afraid that the master of the courtyard will do something wrong!"
"Since master knows, why do you still show off your treasure? As the saying goes, it is a crime to possess a treasure. We have such a good cassock, so we should hide it and not expose it!" Sun Xingzhe seemed to be much more stable.
Tang San smiled and said: "You are still too young. The master of the courtyard is not a good person. This is Guanyin's Zen courtyard. We want to burn it down, but we can't do it openly. We have to use fire to burn the courtyard."
At this time, someone in the temple vaguely held torches and surrounded the small courtyard where Tang San was buried.
Sun Xing was so smart, he immediately said:
"Master wants to arouse his greed and let him set fire to us. Then we will add fuel to the fire and burn down this monastery? As expected of Master."
Tang San smiled and said:
"You know what to do? Don't forget, the master's treasure!"
"I see, Master is a great wise man, there is still a lot for me to learn!" Sun Xingzhe said with admiration.
With that said, he immediately turned into a mosquito and flew to the temple.
Seeing some monks throwing torches in the small courtyard where Tang San was buried, Sun Xingzhe, who turned into a mosquito, blew a spell, and the fire instantly grew bigger, instantly igniting other surrounding buildings.
The fire grew bigger and bigger, and soon the entire Zen courtyard was covered in a sea of flames, which scared everyone and fled one after another.
The old master of the hospital was also dragged away in panic, but he had so many treasures, how could he give them up?
But the fire was too strong and he could only cry and leave.
In the sea of fire, Sun Xingzhe shuttled back and forth in the house of the old master.
Not long after, he returned to the back mountain, put down a large bag of luggage, and said:
"Master, look, there are no less than a hundred of all kinds of rare and rare treasures."
Tang Sanbian chuckled: "This old courtyard master is so greedy that he wants to kill me and swallow my cassock, but I set him up to teach him a lesson."
"Taking advantage of others' greed, burning down temples, and seizing treasures, we have no responsibility at all, and they don't suspect us. Master is really great!" Sun Xingzhe said.
Tang San buried his hands together:
"Oh, no hair. We eat other people's food, sleep with other people's food, and when we're done, we even burn down the temple after taking their treasure.
We are really not good people...I will recite a few verses from the sutra later to comfort myself..."
But at this moment, a black bear spirit appeared in the sea of fire. He shuttled back and forth. After a while, he loaded a package of treasures and ran away.
Tang San was furious when he saw it and said:
"What kind of person is he? He dares to take advantage of the situation? Monkey, go and catch the black bear spirit and get the things back."
Sun Xingzhe nodded: "He is tired of living, so let me go..."
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