This monkey actually exceeded Tang San's expectations.
He did not expect that after five hundred years of oppression, the monkey not only did not change his temper, but also became more unruly and unruly.
But think about it, after being suppressed for five hundred years, who can have a good temper?
If this comes out, if it's normal, it will still cause a stir, right?
Similarly, this Tang San burial also exceeded Monkey's expectations.
He also didn't expect that Tang San Burian would be so crazy, turning from a Buddhist monk into a violent bandit who wanted to seize territory.
This suited him.
After all, Tathagata is his enemy, and he cannot do such a thing as helping his enemy to promote Buddhism.
But if you go to Lingshan, why don't you add fuel to the fire?
However, he also had concerns. Although he boasted loudly about his awesomeness just now, now that he realized that Tang San was a ruthless person, Monkey King felt a little unsure, so he said:
"Monk, my sharp eyes can't see that you have any magical power. Are you sure you want to kill Lingshan? That Buddha Tathagata has unfathomable magical power. Can we really make it happen?"
"Monkey, you're scared!" Tang Sanzian sneered.
Sun Houhou glared: "When have I ever been afraid? But if I can't defeat you, will I be suppressed for another five hundred years?"
"Let me ask you, back then when you were causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, Buddha, a guy from the West, came to show your courtesy and imprisoned you for five hundred years. Will you avenge this?"
The monkey said angrily: "Always think about it!"
"Okay, my plan is, I will rescue you, and we will go learn the scriptures on the surface. In fact, we will practice hard along the way. Fight monsters, gain experience, eat monsters, and strengthen your body.
By the time we reach the Western Heaven, our cultivation will be complete. Then he went to Lingshan Mountain, killed the Tathagata, burned Buddhist scriptures, grabbed the territory, and then attacked the heaven to unify the three realms. "
After hearing Tang San's words, Sun Houhou's passion that had been dormant for five hundred years was ignited again.
"Okay, I, Sun Wukong, will cultivate to become the Taiyi Golden Immortal in a few years. On my way to the west, I may not be able to achieve the status of a quasi-sage in a few more years. I, Sun Wukong, have done this!"
Tang Sanzian nodded with satisfaction and succeeded in getting the monkey to join the gang. It was a sure thing!
This monkey has incredible talent. After being taught by Patriarch Bodhi for three years, he became the Taiyi Golden Immortal. He completed hundreds of thousands of years of cultivation. He couldn't accept it.
Even Yang Jian, the Erlang God who is often compared to monkeys, has been practicing for dozens or hundreds of years.
Not to mention anything else, in terms of talent, Yang Jian is beaten by a monkey.
If monkeys were not so arrogant and practiced for a few more years, the potential would be immeasurable.
It's a pity that if you start your career before you are fully developed, you are doomed to fail.
Now, after being fanned by Tang San for a while, Monkey learned the hard way and realized that his fist was still not strong enough.
Therefore, he resolutely decided to pretend to obey the arrangements of heaven and Buddhism to obtain scriptures with Tang Sanzong. In fact, he secretly practiced and tempered and went to the Western Heaven to avenge his hatred.
But at this time, Tang Sanzian had doubts about the power system of this world:
"Quasi Sage, can you defeat Tathagata?"
"After being conferred as a god, Hongjun joined forces with the Taoist priests. He issued a decree that saints should not come out of the world and set up a Taoist temple in the outer world. Today, there are no saints in the three realms. Therefore, the quasi-sage is revered. To say that he is a quasi-sage is nothing but a false saint.
Therefore, the Tathagata is also a false saint. Therefore, as long as Lao Sun cultivates to the same level as him, even if it is a lower level, I, Lao Sun, will have the confidence to kill that bald donkey! "
Bang bang bang...
"Awesome!" Tang Sanzian applauded and said:
"Then, I'd better save you first. There's a post to be posted, right? Where is it?"
"It's on the mountain, bald donkey, there's something wrong with your forehead. Master, go slower."
Tang San's burial slowly went up the mountain. After a while, he saw a Buddha sticker on the mountain.
Tang Sanbian faced the Buddha, picked his buttocks, and clasped his hands together:
"Oh, we slaughter Buddha..."
no response!
"Oh no hair..."
Still no response!
"Amitabha……"
The next moment, the golden light of the Buddha sticker flashed and disappeared instantly.
"Master, stay away, my grandson is coming out."
Hearing Sun Wukong's voice, Tang Sanzong thought to himself, could this guy blow up the entire mountain?
So, I quickly hid away and watched from a distance how the monkey broke the top of the mountain.
As a result, the guy was a little embarrassed and slowly crawled out of the hole bit by bit. He was not cool at all, and even a bit unsightly.
Tang Sanzan came over disappointed and said:
"I thought you came out so earth-shattering that you were going to smash the mountain, but this is what happened? You want me to stay away?"
The monkey said awkwardly: "I asked you to stay away because I was afraid that you would see my embarrassed appearance...Besides, why are you breaking the mountain into pieces? It is the monkey's responsibility to protect the environment."
Tang San was speechless in reply.
At this moment, the system voice sounded in my mind:
"Ding, do you want to sign in to Two Realms Mountain?"
"Sign in!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host, you have obtained the weapon Watermelon Knife without blinking an eye.
The Watermelon Knife without Blinking: A potential weapon, indestructible, and becomes stronger when faced with a strong one. Don't blink when using it. The longer it lasts, the more powerful it becomes. In the blink of an eye, all power was lost. It is really a home trip, murder and arson, a must-have weapon. "
"Holy shit, what the hell? Watermelon knife without blinking? I have to blink every fucking ten seconds. How can this be used?"
Tang San was speechless. What kind of rewards are there in this system? Can it be normal?
"Ding, considering that the owner's eyes will dry out if he doesn't blink, this system has opened a product page, which contains a variety of products, including eye drops. If you put one drop, your eyes will not dry out for an hour without blinking."
Tang San said: "Bring me ten bottles."
"Ding, one tael of gold per bottle, ten bottles..."
"Okay, don't say it, don't!"
Tang San's funeral never expected that the system would have a krypton gold project.
He now has reason to suspect that the unblinking watermelon knife he was rewarded with was actually used to sell eye drops.
Seeing that the business was not completed, the system ignored Tang San's funeral.
But Tang Sanyan felt something was wrong and said:
"Shuangcha Ridge rewarded me with three awards, why only one this time?"
"Ding, one disaster and one reward. When you go out of the city, you will meet a tiger, and when you fall into a pit and get caught, these are three difficulties on Shuangcha Ridge. Therefore, Shuangcha Ridge gave three rewards.
Nowadays, there is only one catastrophe in these two world mountains, and that is meeting the Monkey King, so there is only one reward. "
Tang San was speechless. At this moment, a watermelon knife appeared in his hand.
He looked at the watermelon knife and held it in his hand.
"Monkey, help me carve a word on the knife."
"Huh? What words do you want to engrave, Master?" Monkey wondered.
"De!"
"From now on, Master will convince others with virtue!" Tang San said.
Sun Houhou was puzzled, what would he do if he wanted to convince people with virtue and carve it on the knife?
However, he still took out the shining golden hoop, shrunk it into smaller size, and carved a virtue on the blade.
Tang San was very satisfied, put the knife into the system, and said to Sun Wukong:
"Come on, let's get on our way."
Before he finished speaking, Monkey Sun looked at the sky, frowned and said:
"That woman is here."
"who?"
While Tang San was confused, a figure suddenly appeared not far away.
It is Guanyin who is dressed in white and standing on the lotus platform.
"Amitabha!"
"Ah, Sister Guanyin..."
Tang Sanfu immediately stepped forward with great enthusiasm.
Since it was planned to pretend to learn scriptures, Guanyin should not be suspected.
"Sister Guanyin, it's really hard to take the Western Meridian. I haven't gone very far yet, but I've already suffered a lot. You see, I've become tanned and lost weight recently, and my hands are not as tender as before. ”
Guanyin looked at Tang San's burial and said:
"Really? Didn't you see it? Why do you feel that you are paler and fatter than before?"
Tang Sanzian curled his lips: "You don't know my hard work..."
"Okay, San Zang, you've worked hard..." Guanyin could only comfort her softly.
At this time, Sun Wukong on the side had a dull expression.
Guanyin looked at it and said: "Sun Dasheng, you have been suppressed for five hundred years because of your mistakes. Now Tang San is freeing you and you are going west. Are you willing to protect Tang San?"
In her imagination, Monkey would definitely not be willing to do things for Buddhism, and even if he was willing, he would definitely not do his best.
Therefore, she came here this time to impart the binding curse to Tang San's burial.
But she didn't expect that Sun Houhou said angrily:
"Five hundred years, five hundred years, do you know how I lived these five hundred years? The Great Sage is dead, are you suppressing idols? I will go to the Western Heaven to determine it, and even the Tathagata can't stop me, I said !”
