The three demons of Shuangcha Ridge never expected that Tang San Burian would be so crazy?
This guy has thin skin, tender flesh, is white and fat, and he actually comes forward with fists clenched to say harsh words?
The special agent was so embarrassed that he couldn't help but want to laugh.
He was a bull demon, and he couldn't help but stepped forward, looked at Tang San and said:
"Monk, don't be so arrogant. We won't hurt you today, but don't go too far, otherwise I will teach you a lesson."
Tang Sanzian sneered: "Who sent you to kill my followers?"
"Who sent us here? We are monsters. Is it reasonable to eat people?" General Yin thought to himself, could this monk have discovered something?
"Then why don't you eat me?" Tang San asked.
"I told you that you are too fat and greasy. Eat it in two days." Xiong Shanjun said.
"Forget it, don't tell me, who sent you here is actually not that important."
As he spoke, he raised his fist and said:
"Come on, let me see how powerful you three monsters are!"
The special agent stared at Tang Sanzong with ox eyes:
"What are you doing? You're not...going to hit us, are you?"
"I said, if you don't eat me, I will eat you. Since I want to eat you, I must not only beat you, but also beat you to death!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Hearing Tang San's words, the three monsters laughed.
Xiong Shanjun stepped forward with a puffy belly:
"You, a monk, don't know how to live or die, and you are so arrogant. Look at those pink fists of yours, how dare you hit us? You are not afraid of touching rough hair like mine and hurting yourself. Hahaha..."
Tang San said: "What, are you afraid?"
"Are we afraid? Hahaha, you really can talk nonsense, that's all. I will stand here and let you fight. You just fight until you are happy, how about it?" General Yin said.
Tang Sanzian sneered: "Isn't this bad? My punch is very powerful."
"Hahaha, how powerful can you be? Come on, I'll fight you if I ask you to." General Yin said contemptuously.
"Then I'll fight you. Don't regret it."
"Oh, no regrets, no regrets, just fight and fight with all your strength."
General Yin said, turning to look at his two friends:
"I'm afraid that even if he tries hard to feed me, he won't be able to tickle me."
The corners of Tang Sanzhan's mouth tilted, and his clenched pink fists were already rattling.
He seemed to be weak in his posture, and punched General Yin in the chest with a weak fist.
General Na Yin was about to speak and continue to taunt.
However, the next moment, there was a bang, and his body flew backwards, hitting the mountain wall behind him hard, and his whole body was directly dented.
Instantly, all the monsters smiled and became stunned.
Looking at General Na Yin again, he opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood mixed with internal organs. He tilted his head and lost his breath.
Then he transformed, lost all his cultivation, and turned into his original form, a huge tiger, lying limply in a pool of blood.
Tang Sanfu hurriedly stepped forward:
"Oh... it's over, it's over, you die so soon? Amitabha... the meat will be stale later..."
Xiong Shanjun: ╭(°A°`)╮
Special Agent: (°ー°〃)
The other little demons were also trembling with fear.
Is this the damn monk Tang San Burian from the Tang Dynasty who has tender skin and tender flesh but has no power to restrain a chicken?
Doesn't it mean that his mortal body has no cultivation?
While the two monsters were confused, Tang Sanzian had already ran over and said:
"Amitabha, you two, it's your turn. Time is tight and the task is heavy. I have to kill you two quickly, otherwise the tiger meat will not be good later."
"You..." The special agent glared at Tang Sanbian.
Tang Sanzhan had already swung his fist and struck at him. The Special Agent concentrated his demon energy to resist, but in front of Tang Sanzhan who was "careless and didn't dodge the KO punch", he was a mysterious demon and it was impossible to resist.
In an instant, the demonic energy was directly destroyed by Tang San's pink fist. The next moment, his fist hit the special agent's head hard.
The special agent flew out instantly, fell hard to the ground, stopped moving, and turned into a cow in the blink of an eye.
Xiong Shanjun panicked, is this guy so powerful?
One mouthful of Amitabha Buddha and one punch to kill a monster?
Tang Sanzong looked at Xiong Shanjun.
"Master... I said, it was Taibai Jinxing who asked us to come here to kill your followers, and they said that your nature is so bright that you can't eat you... Now it seems... your nature is so bright..."
Xiong Shanjun was afraid and confessed honestly.
Tang Sanzong has also read the original work of Journey to the West. In fact, when I first read Shuangchaling, I didn't understand why there were no monsters in the Tang Dynasty. Now, in the Tang Dynasty, there are three monsters that suddenly appeared?
Moreover, they are a group of monsters. Tang Monk, who does not eat fine-skinned and tender meat, only eats two followers with rough skin and thick meat. They would rather go hungry...
In the original work, all the monsters disappeared the next day, Tang Seng was still safe, and then Taibai Jinxing came to untie Tang Seng.
This calamity was obviously about killing non-staff followers.
Now think about it, Tang Seng is the only one in the Journey to the West team who is a Buddhist with upright roots.
Among the other three disciples and Bai Longma, which one was not arranged by Heavenly Court?
It is estimated that by traveling westward, an undercover agent was arranged to enter Buddhism.
"Master, that's all I know. Can you please let me go..." Mr. Xiongshan said and wanted to leave.
Tang Sanzian said: "I didn't ask you, you said it yourself, you still dare to negotiate terms with me? Just give me a punch..."
After that, he punched out, so frightened that Xiongshanjun hurriedly blocked it with his black fist.
Upon seeing this, Tang Sanzong hurriedly closed his fists and shouted:
"Wait a moment……"
Xiong Shanjun was immediately moved. As expected of a mage, he seemed to be compassionate and could not bear to kill him again.
As the saying goes, there is true love in the world, and as long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful place...
Tang Sanzian: "Don't block my punch with your fist. How can I eat the bear's paw if it's broken?"
Xiongshanjun: (ー_ー)!!
I'm going to be beaten to death by you, and I have to consider that the bear's paws can't be broken, otherwise it will affect your ability to eat?
"Bald Donkey, you are simply a devil."
Tang San smiled and said, "I prefer you to say that I am... a tough bandit..."
As soon as he finished speaking, that punch hit Xiong Shanjun on the head.
Xiong Shanjun, died!
The little monsters around were so scared that their legs were weak.
I saw Tang Sanzun glance around, and Bingyu said coldly:
"Wash these three ingredients for me and process them. Use some of them to make them delicious, and the rest to make dried meat and bake them."
How dare you little monsters not listen? At this moment, they were so scared that they took action.
How did they know that Tang Sanzian was "careless and didn't dodge the KO punch" and only had two punches left.
midnight!
A delicious prepared bear paw, a piece of roasted tiger meat, and a pot of fat beef hot pot were placed in front of Tang San's funeral.
In addition, there are several bags of dried meat.
Tang Sanzong rolled up his sleeves and ate the delicious food. He looked at the little demons and said:
"You all, all go to the west. If you encounter monsters and monsters along the way, tell them good news and say:
In the Tang Dynasty in the East, there was a monk who was reincarnated as a cicada and went to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. As long as you eat his flesh, you can live forever. Did you hear that? "
A group of little demons nodded one after another, and Tang San had a mouthful of meat:
"You heard that, why don't you go quickly? Do you want to be eaten by me? Get out!"
The little monsters were so frightened that they pissed themselves off and left immediately to spread rumors to the west.
Tang Sanbian took a bite of the fat cow and said with a smile:
"When the time comes, all the male monsters will be eaten, and the female monsters...hehehehehe...I want you to know what the hell rumors mean!"
After this meal, I was full and full, and it was already dawn the next day.
Tang Sanzian thought to himself that Taibai Jinxing should be here at this moment.
Sure enough, the old man transformed from the Taibai Venus came.
But as soon as he came in, he couldn't help but be startled when he saw that Tang San was not unconscious and was even eating and drinking.
Although I told the three demons not to hurt Tang Seng, I didn't say that I would give him this treatment? Isn't this suspected of being a show?
So he stepped forward and said to Tang Sanzong:
"This is a place where monsters gather. Are you...are you okay?"
Tang Sanzian sneered: "I'm fine, my nature is bright, monsters can't eat me."
Taibai Jinxing was stunned, these words sounded familiar...
So he asked again: "Where are your followers?"
Tang San was buried: "Been eaten by monsters."
Taibai was curious: "What about the monsters?"
Tang Sanyan: "Be eaten by me."
Taibai Venus: (꒪⌓꒪)
Tang Sanyan: "Do you want to eat it? While it's hot!"
