Tang Sanbian's sudden words made everyone suddenly realize that a monk had to do this.
And it must be the great mage Xuanzang...
Because they are now in charge of Buddhism in the Tang Dynasty.
So, Cheng Yaojin said: "You are the Archmage, who should I choose if I don't choose you?"
Prime Minister Fang Xuanling nodded: "That's right, the Holy Monk Xuanzang should go, and someone in my house agrees!"
One after another, everyone spoke.
After all, Li Shimin bought all the equipment for San Buran.
Guanyin looked at Tang San's burial and felt that Xuanzang was strange, so he said:
"I still want to test you."
Tang Sanzong rolled his eyes:
"That's not necessary. I made the decision by default. How could I not know?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was stunned for a moment, thinking, what is going on? The reincarnation of Jing Chanzi, the brainwashing has not been done?
So he came closer and whispered:
"Xuan Zang...it makes me look bad when you talk like this..."
"Ugly? I, Jingchanzi, have done a good job as the leader of the Second Hall under Tathagata Tathagata, the top leader in the West. If you reincarnate me, I won't look ugly?"
Are you still testing me here? Why, if I don’t pass the test, it’s a pity that I won’t go? That’s okay, can you not go? "
Tang Sanzian was not polite at all. The system had already made him a gangster. What was he afraid of?
Guanyin frowned: "Xuan Zang, don't speak so harshly!"
She was a little surprised. She didn't expect Xuanzang to know about her previous life.
Tang Sanyan: "What's wrong? There's something even worse. Do you want me to say no?"
Guanyin thought that he had the memory of reincarnation, so he was very dissatisfied with being sent to the grassroots to do propaganda work. He had complaints and opinions, so he was somewhat understanding and didn't think much about it. He said:
"That's all, no test! However, if you go west, you will encounter countless disasters and demons will block your way, so you have to be prepared."
Tang Sanzian clenched his fist: "My fist is already extremely hungry and thirsty."
Guanyin was stunned for a moment again, thinking that this Tang San Burial... something felt wrong.
"Forget it, in that case, I will be waiting for you at the Great Thunder Sound Temple in the West. Amitabha, good, good!"
Tang San's burial: "We slaughtered the Buddha... That's good, that's good..."
Guanyin: "????"
I must have heard it wrong, so without thinking much, I turned around and ascended to the sky, disappearing into the clouds.
All officials knelt to see him off, and the king of Tang bowed.
Then, the King of Tang looked at Tang Xuanzang with more awe and said:
"Master is traveling westward. The journey is long and difficult, just to obtain the Western Scriptures and benefit the people of the Tang Dynasty. I am very relieved and have no words to express. I am willing to become brothers with Master."
He thought to himself, this guy dared to fight even Guanyin, and he sounded like he had a background, so he had to get his hands on him quickly.
After hearing this, Tang Sanbian said: "Okay, I'll be the big one and you'll be the small one. Is that okay with you?"
The king of Tang Dynasty was startled and then said: "As long as you are happy..."
"If there's nothing else, I'll set off!" Tang San said.
Prince Tang's eyes widened: "Are you in such a hurry?"
Tang Sanzian frowned: "What do you know? The benefit of taking the Western Scriptures is now, but the success will be in the future. Can I not be in a hurry?"
In fact, I thought: There are many fairy ladies waiting on the road... Can you not be in a hurry?
How could he be buried as Tang San in his second life and be as ignorant as the well-known Tang Sanzang?
Facing those female monsters, it is not certain who will be in trouble.
Thinking of this, some of his chickens moved!
"It's not too late, I'm going."
After saying that, he lifted up his cassock and walked away.
The king of Tang Dynasty admired and said:
"The master devoted himself to seeking scriptures and serving the country and the people. I am so touched... Come on, call two followers with enough foot power to bring the coils, the purple gold bowl, the customs clearance documents, and a horse, and follow the master to the west!"
…
A few days ago, outside Gongzhou City, there was Shuangcha Ridge.
Tang San was buried on a big horse, and his entourage on the left and right held bundles and followed him happily.
But Tang San Burian gave a wry smile, these two followers were going to die, but they didn't know it yet.
The staff for this westbound trip are all carefully selected, and there are only five places.
The staff is limited, can these two people go?
Are you kidding me? Even the horses have to be killed to stuff the quota.
Therefore, it is impossible for them to participate, and they are not qualified to obtain the merits of studying the scriptures.
Therefore, if you go out, you will die...
Shuangcha Ridge has reached the border of Datang.
To be honest, there was not a single monster in the Tang Dynasty along the way.
Even if there are three monsters in Shuangcha Ridge, it is because they have reached the border.
Besides, these three monsters were arranged by gods and Buddhas to deal with the two mortal followers and control the number of places in the westbound establishment.
Therefore, to be precise, there are almost no demons in the Tang Dynasty.
But Buddhism said that the Tang Dynasty was full of disasters, evil spirits and evil people appeared frequently in the troubled times, and if there was a cultural invasion, they would be punished!
Thinking of this, Tang Sanzong snorted:
"Hypocritical Western Buddha, wait for me to form a gang of gangsters, go all the way west, become bigger and stronger, occupy Buddhism, and create greater glory. Then, let's see how you can fool the world!"
The West wanted to build the Tang Dynasty market in the East, but Tang San was buried in it, but they were forced to steal the chicken but lose the rice. Not only did they not give them the opportunity to expand, they even gave him the base camp.
Just as he was thinking this, the ground suddenly sank in front of him, and all his followers fell into the trap in an instant.
At that moment, sand and rocks were flying all around, strong winds roared in the sky, and dozens of little demons suddenly appeared and surrounded them.
The little demons walk around standing upright, with animal faces, fur on their bodies, or hooves and claws on their limbs, and they have strange and bizarre shapes.
Tang San was not panicked at all. The three demons of Shuangcha Ridge were responsible for dealing with the supernumerary quota, and they would never hurt those within his staff.
As expected, a tiger-faced monster shouted:
"What a monk with tender skin and tender meat. Young ones, let the monk stay here first, while the other two go wash and slaughter them and eat them!"
The little demons immediately captured the two followers. At this time, another little demon came to report:
"Xiong Shanjun and the special agent are here!"
"Please!" the tiger demon said.
After a while, a dark-faced man and a fat man walked in.
The two of them handed over their hands one after another: "General Yin, if you capture strangers, why not separate them and eat them?"
General Hu Yaoyin laughed loudly:
"It's a coincidence that you two should eat together. The limbs of those two followers belong to me, as well as the head and body, and the rest of the internal organs and minced meat. Let the little demon divide them..."
After the three demons and a group of little demons ate the two followers, they were clearly not full.
After all, dozens of monsters eating two people? How is it enough?
However, Tang San is not allowed to eat in vain.
Tang Sanzian couldn't help but said: "Are these monster gentlemen not full? Did you eat me too?"
General Yin glanced at Tang Seng, who was fat and white. He clearly wanted to eat, but he shook his head:
"No, no, you're too greasy."
Tang Sanyan: "Why, you still don't want to eat fat meat?"
The special agent said: "You monk, don't talk nonsense. When I'm full tonight, I'll eat you another day."
Tang Sanzian sneered and said to himself: "Are you afraid that I can't see that you did this on purpose?"
Seeing it through without telling it, he knew that these three monsters might have been arranged by some god, and they had promised not to eat him.
As he was thinking about it, suddenly the system voice sounded in his mind:
"Ding, Master, Shuangcha Ridge, do you want to sign in?"
Tang San was stunned for a moment: "Damn it, I almost forgot to sign in, hurry up and sign in."
"Ding, congratulations to the master for successfully signing in, reward:
A hot stamping embroidered protective short-sleeved piece!
A big gold chain that binds the God-locking Demon!
I was careless and didn't dodge the KO punch five times! "
"Damn it, what the hell kind of reward is this? Can you give me something normal?" Tang Sanbian cursed at that time.
System: "Ding, do you want to change your clothes?"
Although I dislike it, there is one thing to say: wearing monk robes and cassocks is really hot in the summer.
"Change!"
The next moment, a cassock monk's robe disappeared instantly, replaced by a black gold-plated short-sleeved shirt embroidered with the wings of an eagle.
Then, the beads around his neck disappeared and were replaced by a large gold chain.
Coupled with Tang San's shiny bald head and fierce expression, he is a perfect post-modern gangster...
"I was careless and didn't dodge the KO punch. How can I use it?" Tang Sanzian asked.
"Ding, this boxing technique is a typical one of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, taking advantage of the opponent's unpreparedness and instantly KOing the opponent. It is limited to opponents below the level of Earth Demon and Earth Immortal."
Tang San’s funeral questions:
"What are the levels of these three monsters?"
"Ding, the levels of monsters are: little monster, mysterious monster, earth monster, celestial monster, true monster, big monster, yuan monster, monster saint! The three monsters in Shuangcha Ridge belong to the realm of mysterious monsters."
When Tang San heard this, he was still afraid of a hammer.
So Niubi stood up, looked at the three monsters, and said:
"Are you sure you don't want to eat me?"
Xiong Shanjun shook his head: "I'm not hungry now, so I won't eat you first."
Tang Sanzian touched his stomach: "But... I'm hungry... I want to eat bear paws, tiger legs, beef hot pot..."
The three demons were furious, and General Yin frowned: "Insolent monk, what do you want to do?"
Tang Sanzian sneered, clenched his fists, and slowly stepped forward:
"I just want to be eaten by three people...or eat three people!"
