Mrs. Tang looked surprised and wanted to ask her granddaughter how she got into a car, but she held it back and asked her again. Now she wanted to snatch her urine back.
The old lady's back stiffened even more and she said loudly: "You are so shameless and stole my urine for two days!"
The face of the thin old woman changed greatly. She didn't expect that Mrs. Tang's granddaughter was actually riding in a car. She must be an official in the city, and she couldn't afford to offend her.
"Who stole your urine? Your name is not written on the urine. Just call it and see if it responds!"
The thin old woman's voice was much weaker, but her attitude was still tough.
After all, she couldn't bear to part with two buckets of urine so big.
"Your feces and urine make noise? When you go to the toilet to poop, how many times do you have to scream before you poop out? You don't have three pounds of maggots in your head, so you can't say such stupid things!"
Mrs. Tang rolled her eyes and her words were full of shit. As Tang Niannian listened, she felt that she smelled.
"You've got maggots in your head. That's good. I'll give you a bucket!"
The thin old woman took the initiative to give in, not wanting to offend Tang Niannian who was riding in a car.
"Do I need your share? These two buckets of urine belong to me!"
Old Mrs. Tang jumped up. The shameless old guy used her urine as a favor. How could he be so shameless!
Tang Mantong was confused by what he heard. He really didn't want to argue over two buckets of urine, so he said, "Mom, I'll pee more when I get back!"
Isn't it just child urine? He has plenty of it.
Pee eight times a day!
Tang Niannian and Mrs. Tang both looked at him with identical doubts in their eyes.
"What a fool you are, get out of here and stay out of my way!"
Mrs. Tang slapped her son with disgust.
Although she was her own mother, she didn't believe that her youngest son was still a child, fooling around outside all year round, how could he possibly be able to keep it?
The little old lady's hand was unusually strong, and the slap was so real that Tang Mantong grimaced in pain and ran away obediently, standing aside with a resentful expression.
It's rare for him to tell the truth all year round, but I just don't believe him.
Seeing that the old lady Tang and the thin old lady were about to fight again, Tang Niannian stepped in between them and said coldly: "Stop arguing, grandma, you go to the car first."
"Where's this urine?"
Mrs. Tang pointed at the urine unwillingly. She still wanted to stew the urine eggs.
"I'll get it for you!"
Tang Niannian promised, and Mrs. Tang got on the car dubiously, sticking her head out of the car window and staring closely.
Facing Tang Niannian, the thin old woman's aura was much weaker, and she was no longer as domineering in front of Old Mrs. Tang.
"Even if you are an official, you can't steal my urine for no reason."
The thin old woman mustered up her courage and made an agreement with someone. If she took the two buckets of urine back, the person would give her 50 cents.
Her grandson is still waiting for the five cents to buy meat.
Tang Niannian turned her body sideways, blocking Old Mrs. Tang's view. She took out a dollar from her pocket and quickly gave it to the thin old woman.
"Is that okay?"
Tang Niannian asked nicely, she didn't bully the poor.
This skinny old woman's clothes were patched and patched, and her face was disheveled. She was obviously from a poor family, so maybe she really needed these two buckets of urine.
When it is difficult for a person to survive alone, it is a bit too much to ask people to be polite and honest.
The most important thing is that Tang Niannian really doesn't want to do anything for two pees, because she thinks she will lose her status.
The skinny old woman's face changed drastically, and she suddenly became embarrassed. She looked at the money in her hand anxiously and did not dare to accept it.
There were too many, and she was afraid that something would happen if she kept them.
"Please give me five cents." The thin old woman whispered.
Five cents is enough.
"My milk is here."
Tang Niannian was frightened, and the thin old woman stuffed the money into her pocket like lightning, turned around and left, and disappeared after a while.
"Uncle, you pick it back!"
Tang Niannian went to the roadside to shine his shoes. Rainy days were troublesome, and there was a lot of mud on his feet.
"Everything about me is new..."
Tang Mantong looked repulsive. He was wearing the most fashionable clothes. He had just put them on and hadn't had time to show off yet. How could he be picky?
"Miscellaneous, my uncle refuses to urinate!"
Tang Niannian complained openly and openly, and Mrs. Tang in the car cursed fiercely: "You are so young and you don't want to pick one, so you want me, an old woman, to pick one? I raised you like you with shit and pee, and you can't even hope for a job like this." Up? It’s better to raise a pig than to raise you, the pig is more useful than you!”
"I'll choose, don't read it, it's not enough for me to choose!"
Hearing this familiar tightening curse, Tang Man's bronze head suddenly grew three times bigger. He gritted his teeth and glared at his niece, rolled up his trouser legs, and went to urinate obediently.
"If you dare to spill it, I'll spank your ass!"
Mrs. Tang got out of the car, picked a few handfuls of grass from the roadside, and simply made two grass circles, one in each bucket.
[In the past, when I saw people carrying water or manure, they would put grass on the surface so that it wouldn’t spill out. It’s amazing.]
"Mom, I'm so old now, don't spank him outside to save your son's face."
Tang Mantong's face was filled with shame and he reminded me in a low voice.
"My wife is not married, I don't earn points for my work, and I can't count on anything. Why do you still want to lose face?"
Mrs. Tang snorted coldly and glared fiercely, leaving no face for her younger son.
If she didn't live up to expectations, she wouldn't even look at it if it wasn't her own.
Tang Mantong sighed, resigned himself to peeing, and strode away.
After Tang Niannian got in the car, Master Mao started the car. Mrs. Tang looked around the car and touched the seats with her hands from time to time. She was very curious.
In her more than sixty years of life, this was the first time she rode in a foreign car.
[In the author’s hometown, many things have foreign characters on them, matches are matches, umbrellas are foreign umbrellas, and cars are foreign cars]
"This foreign car is so comfortable. You won't get wet even on rainy days. Nian Nian, where did you get the foreign car?"
"It was raining. The factory director was afraid that I would get caught in the rain, so he sent a car to take me there." Tang Niannian explained.
"Director Wu? He is such a good person!"
Mrs. Tang was instantly very fond of Director Wu and praised him several times.
Master Mao, who was driving, hesitated to speak, wanting to clear up the name of his own factory director. The good deeds were obviously done by their Factory Director Qian, how could they be blamed on Factory Director Wu?
"Well, breasts, you sit against me, it's more comfortable."
Tang Niannian agreed vaguely. She didn't tell the old lady about her part-time job at the Qianjin Factory. She also told Tang Jianguo that the captain had to keep it a secret.
The limelight can be appropriate, but not too much. If it is too much, you will be in trouble.
As expected, Mrs. Tang's attention was diverted. She leaned back and sighed comfortably. No wonder everyone wants to be an official. Riding in a foreign car is so comfortable!
"How much did you just give me?"
Mrs. Tang asked abruptly.
"One piece... no money was given."
Tang Niannian didn't pay attention for a moment and blurted out, but she reacted quickly and immediately changed her words, but it was too late.
She raised her head and met the old lady's sinister eyes.
