Lan Nuo traveled through time. Although he traveled to the United States, although his English was protruding, although he saw the umbrella company on the news, although the virus was about to break out, although he was just an ordinary student, and although he did not even have the money to stock up on doomsday supplies, he He was in a good state of mind and was already lying down. He even planned to carve a lifelike portrait of himself with the middle finger raised to express his ruthless ridicule of the absurd reality and die with dignity.
Before that, Lan Nuo planned to find a girl and get rid of his virginity before death. As for where to find a girl if he didn't have money... of course it would be in a dream! Before time travel, Lan Nuo was a famous and wealthy man, with an income of eight figures at least.
She closed and opened her eyes, but the girl didn't see it, but she saw a face that was exactly the same as before she traveled through time. Their eyes met, and the man who looked like her looked at his watch pretending to be cold: "You are the new member of this batch. Among them, the one with the best quality.”
Lan Nuo looked back, oh, good guy, there were more than a dozen people lying on the ground, all of them how they looked before he traveled through time. Faced with the strange scene, Lan Nuo calmly turned around and faced the novice instructor: "I'm still rushing to register for No. 8888." Can you make it?"
"As expected of me! You are already the 351st person who wants the number 8888. By the way, there are still 267 I want the number 6666, 12 I want the number 2587, 160 I want the number 9527, 1145 I want number 114514 for one, and number 19260817 for 243.”
"Good guy, my ingredients are a bit complicated!" Newcomer Lan Nuo looked confused, lamenting that he had a lot of things engraved in his DNA.
"Recall carefully, he has already put into your mind what you need to know!" Mentor Lan Nuo said coolly.
After hearing this, Douya Lannuo began to recall, and sure enough, there was an extra piece of information: "I dressed as ten thousand people? Now they are all in the Resident Evil world, with different identities? Forced to travel once a year? Uh... The next world is Douluo Mainland? Gan? It’s fatal!”
Lan Nuo considered whether to take off the pants of his portrait to express a more ruthless mockery of the absurd reality.
The other Lan Nuo woke up one after another. After learning that they had no special powers and were about to be thrown into the world, they all automatically learned the Trisolaran dehydration skills and turned into old salted fish.
Instructor Lan Nuo has long been accustomed to the scene in front of him. After all, he has also come here, and he still has a bit of a B-tree about what kind of bear he is.
"Ahem! Although we don't have super powers, the Lan Nuo Committee has passed the proposal! We will do our best to ensure every Lan Nuo's right to survive! No one can be left behind!"
"oh!"
“We have a multi-millionaire among us!”
"yeah!"
"But when it comes to each of us, there's only one thousand left."
"oh!"
“We have people who are umbrella employees!”
"yeah!"
"But he's just a janitor."
"oh!"
"Damn! Why am I so virtuous!" Mentor Lan Nuo looked at a group of unsatisfactory bean sprouts and stamped his feet angrily: "Cheer up!
Counting you, 189 of our 9,374 people are homeless! 35 people face gang extortion! 3 people's lives are in danger! Those are all ours! Are you just going to watch them die? Like waiting to die now? "
The newcomer wanted to continue making noise, but after hearing these heavy numbers and imagining the same thing happening to him, he couldn't make any more noise.
"Okay, go over there and register. Name, address, gender, age, and job. Just fill in the form. With our IQ, we will understand it after reading it."
"Huh? What the hell is gender? Can I still wear women's clothing?" Although the bean sprouts felt heavy, they still couldn't help feeling a chill in their crotches.
"After all, America is a liberal and democratic country, and the bodies are all random. There are three unlucky ones who use transgender bodies. You can't see it here. It is said that they look pretty good in reality."
Bean sprouts: "..."
After leaving the novice instructors, the bean sprouts started to register and fill out the form, and then lined up in the square. They looked at the square formations with exactly the same appearance. They took big steps and ran in the square with uniform movements. As they ran, they sang: "Unity" It is strength! Unity is strength! This strength is iron! This strength is steel..."
"Is this all organized by me?" The bean sprouts couldn't help but be surprised. The novice instructor came behind them without knowing it, and said with a smile: "Yes, it's incredible!
At first, everyone was just like you, until someone came in and said that he was caught by a gang in reality and was locked up in the basement. Someone will cut off his organs tomorrow. While talking, he cried and watched him cry. Everyone was silent, and then one of us stood up, and then one after another, we put our hands on his shoulders one by one.
To the crying me, don’t be afraid, because we are here! We are our own heroes! Each of us must survive, no one is missing!
So, everyone started organizing, started registering, started queuing up, started running, started playing songs, these...we all learned in our previous life. At that time, we felt boring, unfree, stupid, and thought it was brainwashing, but Now that I see everyone united, I feel indescribably relieved!
Don’t be shy, sing along loudly! This is our fight song! No matter what you face! We...can't leave any one behind! "
Looking at the familiar scenes in front of him, Bean Sprout Lannuo couldn't help but feel as if something was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't help but want to vent something.
"Don't worry! People who live near several people whose lives are in danger have been brought to a meeting to discuss rescue plans. Your biggest task now is to integrate into our collective!"
…
At dawn, Lan Nuo woke up from his sleep, with tears on his face. His hands were tied behind his back and he fell to the ground like a piggy. There were footsteps in the dark basement. Two men lifted him up and roughly He was carried into a blood-stained room and tied to the operating table. He could not open his eyes under the light. He wanted to shout, but an anesthesia mask was placed on his face.
He watched helplessly as the doctor beside him took out a sharp scalpel and wiped it for disinfection. The doctor's face was expressionless. He was facing Lan Nuo as if he were facing an animal. The blade was about to fall ruthlessly. Lan Nuo struggled in fear. Everything last night was like a dream. He couldn't help but watch it. I don't know if it was just a dream of my own, I don't know if someone will really come to save me, I don't know if the promise that is essential can really be fulfilled.
It seems...it's too late...
boom!
The door to the room was kicked open, and a dozen people filed in. The doctor with a cold expression was pushed to the ground in panic. Among the dozen people, a strong man like Schwarzenegger touched his face. He came to Lan Nuo and patted his shoulder: "Don't cry! We agreed! No one should be left behind!"
[To be continued]
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