The evening breeze of early autumn inadvertently swept away the last bit of heat in late summer, bringing some refreshing and comfort.
But not everyone can enjoy all this calmly.
Zhang Fei, who had been arrogant all day, returned home and took a bath. He suddenly felt that his feet were filled with lead. Every step he took was as heavy as stepping on nails.
"Hey you! Oh oh oh...ah yo...I'm so fucked...hiss..."
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"Ah! Saburo, what's wrong with you?"
Gao Wenyin, who had just walked over, was shocked to see Zhang Fei holding on to the edge of the door and squirming in front of it.
"Madam, come on...come and help me."
"oh."
Gao Wenyin came over quickly.
Zhang Fei was not polite and hugged her over, leaning against her.
It was not that Gao Wenyin had never been hugged by him before, but she had never been hugged so tightly by him. Her face turned red, but she didn't say anything. She even put one arm around Zhang Fei's waist and helped him into the house.
He lay down and raised his feet.
"Yeah! Your feet...!"
Gao Wenyin suddenly exclaimed.
Zhang Fei was also frightened by her, "What's wrong with my feet?"
Gao Wenyin said: "I have several big blisters."
Zhang Fei groaned: "No wonder it hurts so much."
"Hold on."
Gao Wenyin stood up hurriedly and went out. After a while, she returned to the house and saw a small needle pack and a bottle of ointment in her hand.
Zhang Fei exclaimed: "What are you going to do?"
Gao Wenyin said: "I will help you pop these blisters."
"ah?"
Zhang Fei asked: "Will it hurt a lot?"
Gao Wenyin said: "Don't worry, it won't hurt very much. After you prick it, apply some ointment and it will be fine soon."
"oh."
Zhang Fei nodded.
Gao Wenyin also fetched a candlestick very professionally and burned the fine needle on the fire.
Do you want to be so scientific? Also disinfected.
Zhang Fei looked panicked.
But Gao Wenyin looked extremely professional. After baking for a while, she lowered her head, held a thin needle, and slowly moved it towards the sole of Zhang Fei's right foot.
Even before it was pricked, Zhang Fei's whole body was already tensed up. He looked panicked and narrowed his eyes nervously.
Suddenly, a spring light reflected from the snow-white hills.
Wow.... Zhang Fei opened his eyes and his gaze gradually became straight.
Gao Wenyin concentrated on helping Zhang Fei break the blisters, completely unaware that the beauty was leaked.
"Sanlang, don't be afraid, it won't hurt very much."
"Oh... you take your time, I'm not in a hurry. Ah!"
Zhang Fei also groaned.
Huh? Why is there an extra stick in the middle? It's really disturbing the scenery. Zhang Fei tilted his head slightly.
...
I don’t know how much time has passed.
"Phew...alright. Yeah!"
Gao Wenyin suddenly screamed and stood up suddenly.
"What happened?"
Zhang Fei was frightened.
Gao Wenyin covered her collar with one hand, turned her face away, and said, "It's been bandaged, Sanlang, you go to bed early."
He left in a hurry.
"What did I do, how did she..."
Zhang Fei looked down and suddenly opened his eyes, "Brother, when did you get up and you didn't even say hello."
He pressed hard and said with a hint of regret: "This madam really doesn't want to squeeze in here. Otherwise, go to Zhiqian's place for inspection now. We agreed during the day, forget it. I can’t use my legs today, but my wife’s medical skills are really good, I don’t feel any pain or feeling at all.”
...
The next morning, Gao Wenyin came to Zhang Fei's bedroom on time as usual and helped Zhang Fei comb his hair and dress, but today she had a shy blush on her face.
"I didn't expect that Madam's medical skills are so good. She didn't feel any pain all day yesterday."
Zhang Fei sat in front of the bronze mirror and said with a smile.
Your heart is full of evil thoughts, so how can you feel pain? Gao Wenyin glanced at Zhang Fei resentfully, and still asked with concern: "Does Sanlang still feel pain?"
Zhang Fei said: "It's okay."
Gao Wenyin asked again: "Then do you still want to go today?"
"go!"
Zhang Fei said: "Why don't you go? This young man got blisters on his feet after taking only two steps. This fully shows that I still lack exercise. I just took the opportunity to exercise."
Gao Wenyin was stunned for a moment, then nodded with a smile.
She is relatively pessimistic by nature, but Zhang Fei is naturally optimistic, which also infected her and made her stop thinking nonsense.
I was afraid that Zhang Fei would never come back.
After combing her hair, Gao Wenyin took the freshly dried uniform and put it on Zhang Fei.
"alright."
"There's still one thing missing."
"What's wrong?"
Gao Wenyin looked at Zhang Fei curiously.
"An encouraging hug, of course."
Before Gao Wenyin could react, Zhang Fei hugged her gently and waved, "Madam, I'm going out."
After the guy had already gone out, Gao Wenyin shyly gave him a roll of his eyes.
...
"You are really strange."
Xu Zhiqian was held by Zhang Fei's little hand, but her face was full of resentment, and she pouted, "We usually think that when things happen, you are more aggressive, but now we all feel that you have been wronged, and you are No complaints.”
Zhang Feifeng said calmly: "Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell and don't know the suffering of the people, how can he revise a perfect law? Look at Fan Si Jian, who was beaten by those ear pens in Si Lu Si He fights in groups and has no power to fight back, just because he doesn’t like the fireworks of the world.”
Xu Zhiqian looked at him in surprise: "When did you become so great?"
Zhang Fei chuckled: "It's not because I was infected by you."
Xu Zhiqian smiled shyly, and she found her words quite helpful.
Zhang Fei was moved when he saw her smile as bright as a flower. He couldn't help but lower his head and kiss her red lips, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm going to work."
Xu Zhiqian nodded shyly, "I'll pick you up in the afternoon."
She looks very much like a newlywed wife.
...
"Eh? Old Tao, why are you standing here shivering?"
When I arrived at the headquarters, I saw Tao Yonghan standing in front of the door, shivering.
Tao Yonghan stamped his feet anxiously: "Zhang San, we are in big trouble."
Zhang Fei asked curiously: "What trouble?"
Tao Yonghan said: "We have a new commander here today."
Zhang Fei asked curiously: "New chief? Who?"
"Yes...Hey, you will know when you go in and take a look."
Zhang Fei walked in without fear, but saw that there was not even a muscular man in the courtyard. Before he could react, he heard an excited shout.
"Third brother."
Zhang Fei looked up and saw Ma Xiaoyi running out of the house, "Xiao Ma, why are you here?"
"I came here with my brother."
"Eh? Xiaoma, why are you dressed like me?"
"Brother gives it to me."
"Ya Nei?"
"Ahem!"
After hearing two coughs, a young official in official attire came out.
Zhang Fei took a closer look and exclaimed: "Yamen."
It’s not who Cao Dongdong is.
Cao Dongdong raised his head and said: "You, a little yamen servant, really don't understand the rules. Please ask Cao to inspect the yamen."
"Cao...Cao inspection?"
Zhang Fei was stunned.
Ma Xiaoyi said excitedly: "My brother is now patrolling everywhere and is in charge of this area."
Zhang Fei said in surprise: "Really?"
Cao Dongdong said: "Are you blind? Didn't you see that I am wearing official uniform?"
His father is the deputy commander of the infantry. His father is in charge of more than half of the military patrol shops, and he is a relative of the emperor. Being an official is a matter of minutes. It depends on whether he is willing or not.
A small inspection in all directions is not enough.
"This is really great." Zhang Fei's eyes lit up and he said excitedly: "I am in need of help."
"Go! Go! Go!"
Cao Dongdong waved his hand and said: "Young Tao, I am just a casual acquaintance with you. Go shovel the shit for me."
Zhang Fei said in surprise: "Yamen, what are you doing?"
Cao Dongdong hummed: "You fined me money yesterday, but you were so arrogant. You didn't expect it. Hehe, you are finished today..."
Zhang Fei reacted suddenly, "It turns out that the reason why Yanei parachuted here was for this matter."
"Airborne?"
Cao Dongdong's eyes flashed sharply, "I like this word, airborne. Yes, I airborne to this company just for revenge."
"Ya Nei, you...!"
"Old Tao!"
Cao Dongdong shouted at the top of his lungs.
"coming!"
Tao Yonghan hurried in and asked without daring to breathe: "What is Inspector Cao's order?"
Cao Dongdong said: "Why don't you take your people to patrol the streets?"
"you...."
"Zhang San, stop talking and leave quickly."
Tao Yonghan did not dare to contradict Cao Dongdong, so he quickly pulled Zhang Fei away.
After a stick of incense.
Zhang Fei carried the manure shovel and followed Tao Yonghan pushing the cart out of the headquarters. Behind him, Cao Dongdong was riding a tall horse, smiling so hard that he couldn't close his mouth.
He had always wanted to accept Zhang Fei as his younger brother, and now he got his wish.
"Why so much shit?"
But not far after leaving the headquarters, Tao Yonghan suddenly stopped and looked at the cow dung, horse dung, and donkey dung on the ground in front of him. People are stupid.
Zhang Fei turned around violently and glared at Cao Dongdong.
Ma Xiaoyi also looked at Cao Dongdong: "Brother, did you do this?"
Cao Dongdong hurriedly defended: "This has nothing to do with me, and I'm not that boring."
Tao Yonghan said: "This feces seems to have been dumped here."
Cao Dongdong immediately said: "Old Tao, how dare you slander my office."
Tao Yonghan hurriedly said: "The villain doesn't dare, the villain just...!"
At this moment, I suddenly heard someone say: "Hey! Zhang Dayerbi is out shoveling dung again."
Zhang Fei turned his head and looked, and saw several young men walking over. The first one was Gu Shaoqing, the protagonist of yesterday's traffic accident.
Zhang Fei frowned and said with a smile: "Did Mr. Gu win the lawsuit yesterday?"
A trace of resentment flashed in Gu Shaoqing's eyes, but he smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if you lose, it may not be a few days, and the boy can only stay with you and shovel manure here."
"Ha ha...."
A young man next to him smiled and said: "A food delivery boy has offended our brother Gu, who in Tokyo would dare to accept him."
Cao Dongdong, who was on horseback, reacted when he heard this. He immediately got off his horse and pointed the whip at Gu Shaoqing, "Did you do this?"
Gu Shaoqing smiled and said: "Yameni, you have to have proof when you speak. Which of your eyes can see that I did it?"
Cao Dongdong suddenly became angry and said, "The words of my office are proof. I'll give you a hundred lashes to see if you admit it. Come on, take them down for me."
"yes!"
Ma Xiaoyi was immediately eager to try.
Gu Shaoqing looked a little panicked and said hurriedly: "Cao Yanei, you have no evidence. If you dare to touch us, my grandfather will not let you go."
"Wait a minute."
Zhang Fei also hurried over and said: "Don't be fooled by Yanei, they are deliberately irritating you."
Cao Dongdong hummed: "Then this yamen will be as they wish. As you go, don't block the majesty of this yamen."
In the world of dandies, this boy has never convinced anyone.
Zhang Fei winked at Cao Dongdong and whispered: "The Yamen are wearing official uniforms now. If something happens, it will cause trouble in the court."
Cao Dongdong looked at his official uniform, frowned, and was still a little unwilling: "But I can't swallow this tone."
Zhang Fei said: "Ignore them for now, we will talk about it later."
Cao Dongdong seemed to have an idea, so he nodded.
Zhang Fei took the excrement shovel and began to clean up the excrement.
Seeing that Cao Dongdong did not dare to have an attack, Gu Shaoqing and others immediately felt confident. They stood aside and laughed at Zhang Fei wantonly, and even called passers-by to come and watch.
Cao Dongdong was so angry that he immediately fled. I can't afford to lose this person. Ma Xiaoyi is quite loyal and stays here to help Zhang Fei shovel manure.
Zhang Dongpo, who has iron teeth and copper teeth, can't even reply. How boring this is.
Gu Shaoqing couldn't help but said to his companion: "It's a mistake! What a mistake! It's natural for this despicable person to do despicable things. There's nothing to laugh at."
After saying that, he left with his friends.
After they left, Ma Xiaoyi said: "Third brother, can you bear this tone?"
Zhang Fei smiled and said: "To tell you the truth, I still have to thank him."
Ma Xiaoyi was surprised: "Why?"
Zhang Fei said: "Because he provided me with an inspiration."
"What inspiration?"
"We'll talk about it later. Let's finish this work first."
After cleaning up, Zhang Fei and Ma Xiaoyi returned to the headquarters.
When Cao Dongdong saw Zhang Fei, he was furious, "Zhang San, I really misjudged you. I didn't expect you to be so promising. Humph."
Zhang Fei smiled and said: "Don't be upset in the yamen, I will definitely make them pay for what happened today. Not only that, I also have to make the yamen make great contributions. Even the Empress Dowager Cao will look at the yamen with admiration."
Cao Dongdong perked up, "Seriously?"
Zhang Fei said: "It's absolutely true, I want to make Yanei our number one patrol officer in Tokyo."
Ma Xiaoyi was also very excited when he heard this: "Third brother, what are you going to do?"
Zhang Fei chuckled: "Treat him in his own way."
.......
The next day.
When Gu Ji came out of the mansion, a boy was standing beside the carriage waiting, "Master, please get in the carriage."
"The weather is nice today, so I won't take a carriage."
Gu Ji waved his hand and walked forward, but before he had taken two steps, he suddenly felt his feet slipping. When he looked down, he suddenly looked disgusted and couldn't help cursing: "What kind of beast is this? Dare to poop near my house." .”
Several servants came over quickly and carried Gu Ji back.
.......
The palace.
"Cousin, please be safe on the road."
"I understand, stay here, madam."
After bidding farewell to his wife, Wang Anshi walked towards the imperial city, but before he had taken two steps, he suddenly felt his feet go soft. He looked down and couldn't help but smile: "Are you going to have great luck today?"
I looked around again and saw no one around, then I jumped to the side of the road with one foot, and there was a frenzy of rubbing in the grass.
.......
Sima Mansion.
Winter winter winter!
The door opens.
"Husband, why are you back again? Did you forget something?"
Mrs. Sima looked at Sima Guang with a little surprise.
Sima Guang pointed to his right foot, "I'm unlucky today. I stepped on feces when I went out."
Mrs. Sima glanced at her, subconsciously covered her nose in disgust, and helped Sima Guang in.
