"so close!"
"It's so damn close!"
Yang Ming collapsed in a wheelchair from exhaustion. . .
Looking at the free fish in the river, Yang Ming's compassion began to overflow, and he originally planned to give them a lively food course.
Unexpectedly, it took a lot of effort to avoid the potholes and ravines. The wheelchair was pushed to the river and I stretched my hands, but I couldn't even reach the gravel at my feet.
Three meters away, a group of plump crabs, holding their pincers high, were dangling in front of Yang Ming's eyes arrogantly, spitting out fragrance from time to time!
Yang Ming was so greedy that he almost stood up, swung the wheelchair under his butt 180 degrees and smashed it directly.
Half an hour later,
Xiaocui pouted and walked back slowly carrying a large bunch of half-ripe green bananas.
Looking at the black banana stains on that cute little face, Yang Ming knew that this silly girl had not heard clearly.
Anyway, the bananas he brought back were not yet ripe, so Yang Ming changed his target to big fish and crabs that tempted him for a long time.
"Xiao Cui, put down the bananas first and quickly get some gravel. I'll teach you how to fish."
Xiaocui opened her mouth wide, not believing her ears. Did the sun come out in the west today? The young master wants to go fishing personally?
The unhappy Xiao Cui took a handful of gravel and handed it to Yang Ming. He squeaked in his mouth. It was obvious that the stickiness of the banana stain was still very unpleasant.
"Remember! Be more serious in the future, listen to what you are told before taking action, you will be so stupid that you don't even know you were betrayed! Be obedient, young master, and I will reward you with grilled fish later!"
Xiaocui felt much better when she heard that there was grilled fish. I am also much more active at work, and I forget about stealing the banana just now as I am so busy.
Holding the broken stones and weighing them, Yang Ming also wanted to try out what kind of strength his body with such rich clothes and fine food could exert after successfully overcoming the tribulation.
"Ho!"
Four stones the size of pigeon eggs came out of his hands at once, and shot towards the river as fast as arrows, causing ripples.
When Xiao Cui saw a 20-centimeter-long fish floating up with its belly turned over, she clapped her hands happily and shouted:
"What a great job, young master! I hit a fish!"
Yang Ming:. . .
"Silly girl, the fish won't come up while you're standing there dancing around. Why don't you quickly pick up the fish and pick up some wood to make a fire!"
Xiaocui was stunned!
Holding the corner of his clothes and lowering his head, he shook his head and said:
"Young Master, I don't understand the nature of water, I'm afraid of water!"
Yang Ming slapped his forehead. The young Wu Zetian in history was so naive. He probably let Xiao Cui fool him. . .
Yang Ming's brother-in-law is the warrior Xun, the Minister of War, Ying Guogong, and his sister is Yang Mudan, the Rongguo lady conferred by Li Yuanqin. Yang Ming is Wu Zetian's uncle.
In the melee at the end of the Sui Dynasty, the Yang and Wu families of Hongnong devoted all their efforts to support Li Yuan's army. After Li Yuan ascended the throne, the rewards Yang and Wu received were beyond imagination.
It's a pity that as soon as Li Shimin ascended the throne, the warrior Xun was deprived of his position as Minister of War and sent to Yuzhou to appoint the governor.
The Yang family and the Wu family, who were branded by Li Yuan, lived in fear every day.
Xiao Wuzhao, who lost his father at a young age and suffered a blow to his family, was influenced by what he heard and saw, and he planted the seeds of revenge against the Li family from an early age, which led to the later story of Wu Zetian coming to power and massacring Li Shimin's descendants.
Yang Ming's head was buzzing, and he pointed to the woods not far away and said to Xiao Cui:
"You just go over there and tinker with a relatively long branch, and use the roots to simply braid the end into a net bag that can catch fish. Pick up some wood along the way and bring it back. I'll grill the fish later!"
I still didn't study seriously in the physics class back then, so now I have to re-examine the principle of refraction in water.
Yang Ming used four stones, which were shot from different directions. Until now, he still doesn't know which stone hit the fish.
But it was good now. There was still a lot of gravel on the legs, and the fish were scared away.
In order to fill his stomach, Yang Ming turned his attention to the big crabs still watching by the river. . .
