Nishino Nanase yelled, got up and chased the Great Condor, but no matter how fast the Great Condor ran, the living room was only so big and there were still people. He ran to the sofa in the corner and found the Great Condor with no way to go. He sat down on the sofa, curled up his legs, and faced Nishino Nanase in a defensive position.
Seeing the big condor lying on the sofa, how could Nishino Nanase let go of this opportunity and pounced directly, but the big condor pressed his knee to the chest, unable to get any closer. He then reached out and reached towards the face of the great condor.
"I can't do it, I can't do it!"
The great god Hawkeye quickly grabbed one of Nishino Nanase's hands.
"Don't you allow me to punish you if you punish me?!" Nishino Nanase said, licking his lips meaningfully.
After saying that, he grabbed it with the other hand.
"I was wrong, Na-chan, I was wrong!"
The Great Condor blocked the other hand, and the two of them clasped their hands together, but they were both exerting force in secret. She said with a playful smile under Nishino Nanase.
"Those two are really noisy." Behind the table not far away, Sakurai Reika looked in the direction of Nishino Nanase and Nishino Nanase with one eye from behind.
"ah..."
Sitting next to her was Takayama Ichimi. From the beginning, she had been staring there, her eyes never leaving Nishino Nanase. Sakurai Reika's conversation was perfunctory.
"What, you're still jealous?" Seeing the absent-minded Takayama Ichimi, Sakurai Reika twitched her lips and said jokingly, hitting her with her elbow.
"No, no." Takayama Kazumi smiled slightly and denied Sakurai Reika's statement, "It's not too late for me to be happy that Na-chan can make friends. It's just that... suddenly I feel that Na-chan has changed a lot compared to the beginning. .”
Sakurai Reika put down her phone and carefully looked at Nishino Nanase with messy hair who was fighting with the big condor for a while.
"Yes, that little girl who could cry even if she was handed a tissue is now the one standing at the front." Sakurai Reika said with emotion. "Hey, let's not talk about this anymore. Do you know that Kentaro Sakaguchi is in love?"
"Huh? With whom and when did it happen?"
"Just a few days ago, you didn't even read the news, Mitsuki Takahata..."
Sakurai Reika changed the topic, and the two of them switched from sighing about time to love gossip.
Not long after, the girls in the lounge were called to the video studio for the new episode of "NOGIBINGO!" 6" recording.
The recording studio has been set up a long time ago, and the staff outside the scene are basically in place. All the guns and cannons are aimed at the scene full of pink girly atmosphere.
I took a look at the seating chart before going on stage. This time she sat in a relatively middle position, third from the left in the first row, sandwiched between Hashimoto Nanami and Sakurai Reika, and the one behind her was Saito Asuka. .
Sitting on the steps, she straightened her skirt. Others also took their seats, and Hashimoto Nanami sat on her left.
"What's wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
The Great Condor felt like he was sitting on pins and needles when he saw Hashimoto Nanami, who was sitting next to him, adjusting his sitting posture all the time.
"My waist... hurts a bit." Hashimoto Nanami said, putting a hand on her lower back.
"You old waist...my dad's waist is better than yours. Why don't I give you some waist protection ideas for later?"
"No, it's too conspicuous for me to use. It's not a big problem." Nana Hashimoto shook her head and rejected the Great Condor's proposal.
"Would you like a meat pad? It will protect your waist, including your buttocks, from 360 degrees." As he spoke, the Great Condor stretched out his small white hands and promoted his multifunctional palms to Hashimoto Nanami.
"I also have a tool that can make you wake up. Do you want to try it? It's free." Similarly, Hashimoto Nanami also extended her hand.
Nana Hashimoto has always been on guard against the big condor's little tricks.
"That's not necessary. We are born from the same roots, so why be too impatient." The great condor shook its outstretched palm.
"Who has the same roots as you..."
"We are both from Asahikawa, so rounding off we are from the same roots. Hehe."
"Okay, I heard that you also recorded this episode, so I'll be looking forward to your performance for a while, sister." A smile appeared on Hashimoto Nanami's lips.
"...Why don't I hurt you to death?" the great condor muttered.
The content of this issue is quite special. 'Delusions on Demand' is a regular issue of NOGIBINGO. Each quarter will be divided into one issue to film the delusions submitted by the audience into images, and this issue happens to be the sixth season of Delusions on Demand.
After everyone arrived, the supervisor gave the signal and started filming.
“The number of submissions this time is the largest ever at 3,623!”
As "NOGIBINGO! 6"'s assistant host, Nakagen Himaka, stood next to Okada Noboru and briefly introduced the situation of this delusional on-demand broadcast to the audience in front of the TV and the members at the scene.
"thank you all!"
"Pa bang bang..."
The members clapped on the sidelines.
"Then, on Hulu, five members who had never participated in Paranoia on Demand competed in the preliminaries."
"Yes."
"Kitano Hinako, who won the first place in the qualifiers, qualified for the official competition."
"Hero, thank you everyone~"
Kitano Rinako, sitting in the last row, said with her signature cheerful smile.
"Then take a look at VTR, who won first place in the qualifiers."
A public photo of Kitano Hinako was displayed on the big screen, with the title "Lovely Junior" and the contributor was a 28-year-old club member from Tokyo. The general content is that as a junior in the football club, he saw his senior who was lazy, blackmailed his senior on the grounds of telling the coach, and then asked his senior to go on a date with him.
The segment is quite short and the content is unremarkable, but since it stars Kitano Rinako, the nature is different.
However, the Great Condor couldn't help but laugh out loud while watching it in her seat. She couldn't put Kitano Rinako into such a little devil role. In her impression, Kitano Rinako was more of a carefree person, but People who are very cautious about feelings often like someone for a long time but dare not take the initiative. Until they miss it, they will break their teeth and swallow it.
So it was very dramatic.
One episode originally only lasted about 20 minutes, and we couldn't prepare many on-demand episodes. After Nishino Nanase and Wakazuki Yumi, we arrived at the Great Condor.
"Next, there is a contribution from a 32-year-old club member in Miyagi Prefecture with the online name "One Punch Man SUPERMAN". This is what I want to watch on demand! "
Okada Noboru introduced the content of the next round of on-demand. At the same time, the big screen suddenly lit up, showing the official photo of the Great Condor, his name, and the title of the delusional on-demand.
"In the classroom with my childhood sweetheart, the Great Condor..."
Taking a deep breath, the Great Condor stood up and walked between the two hosts.
"How did you feel after filming?" Noboru Okada asked from the side.
"Well..." The Great Condor tugged at the corners of his mouth and forced a smile, "It's too shameful and I can only say that."
"Want to see it!"
At this time, Akimoto Manatsu, who was sitting in the second row, suddenly said.
"Oh, Akimoto-san."
"はい." Akimoto Manatsu raised his hand in response, "I don't usually see Taka-chan acting coquettishly, let alone confessing her love. I feel like this is a rare opportunity."
"I'm talking about you..."
The Great Condor seriously suspected that Akimoto Manatsu wanted to take revenge for rejecting her old clothes in the lounge just now.
"Indeed..." "I don't want to tell you if I'm ashamed or not, I just want to see how she confesses her love."
Akimoto Manatsu's words also resonated with other members and they started talking about it.
"Well, you'll know after watching it. Then, I'll leave it to Hashimoto-san for the opening of VTR." Okada Noboru did not continue wrangling and went directly to the main film.
"Huh? Well...please watch the VTR~"
Nana Hashimoto, who was suddenly hit by the QUE, was stunned for a moment, and then quickly reacted. She made a pistol with her hands and said to the camera.
"Please look~" The other members also did the same action.
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What is displayed on the screen is the first-person perspective of a person sitting at a desk. There is an exercise book on the desk, which is densely written with words. In addition to the hands of the protagonist from the first-person perspective, there are also His white hand was holding a gel pen and scribbling on the workbook.
"I'm telling you, why don't you know how to do it even after I've told you so many times?"
A female voice sounded next to the protagonist. When the camera turned, a female voice wearing a navy blue school uniform was sitting next to her. Aside from her exquisite facial features, she had short shawl hair tied into a ponytail, and her tall hair was tied around her neck. The top of her head lingered, making people's eyes unable to stop looking at her fair neck.
"Hey, hey, where are you looking? Look at the question!"
Seemingly noticing the protagonist's gaze, the girl tapped the gel pen on her homework book hard, drawing the protagonist's attention back.
The Great Condor is looking at the protagonist from an upper eyeline perspective. Her facial features are already very good-looking, but here she is wearing a pair of black glasses. She and the glasses are a perfect match. The contours and lines make her face more delicate and add a bookish atmosphere. Just like what was originally a clear water, after putting on the glasses, it is like throwing in a few pieces of tea leaves, adding color and taste, making it more meaningful and aftertasteful.
"Really, I really don't know what you have learned in high school these years. Are you an idiot?" The Great Condor frowned and raised his hand to adjust the frame of his glasses.
Hearing what she said, the protagonist lowered his head in disappointment, but saw the big condor's crossed legs under the table. Half of them were covered by the skirt, and the other half of the exposed thighs were stacked up and down. The white legs were dazzling. Can't take my eyes away.
"I said, we have been classmates for so long, and I give you extra lessons before every exam. Can't you compensate me with something? You really think I am free labor."
The Great Condor threw the pen on the homework book, crossed his arms and leaned on the chair.
"Eh? Buy me a drink? You just buy me a drink?" Seemingly getting the protagonist's answer, the Great Condor said angrily, "Well, you can treat me to a movie, even if it's what I gave you. It’s time to make up the tuition fee.”
The protagonist nodded and paused for a while.
"Can you call your friends?" The Great Condor frowned and repeated the question asked by the protagonist, "You...really, if you say you are stupid, you are really stupid! Idiot! How can you be...so stupid? I like you and you don’t even know!”
At the end, the Great Condor's face was flushed, his eyes were facing the camera, his mouth was pouting in disgust, and he ended with a shy expression, ending the delusion on demand.
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"Ah!!!" "Wow..."
In the audience, the members collapsed. Ikoma Rina clapped her hands enthusiastically, Shiraishi Mai covered her face and fell back, Nishino Nanase clapped her hands excitedly, and Hashimoto Nanami didn't know. Why was she trembling all over? Erika Ikuta half-covered her mouth as if she was shouting something. The members behind her were also swaying and falling.
The screams could not subside for a long time.
As the protagonist, the Great Condor lay down on the host stage early, with no expression visible, leaving only his hair facing the camera.
"Um, Ogami-san!" Noboru Okada turned to look at the great condor beside him, only to find that he had fallen on the stage, "Hahaha, what's the matter?"
"It's so shameful...I already have no face to see people..."
Lowering his head, the great condor said in a low voice.
"Well, raise your head first."
"はい..."
The Great Condor raised his head, straightened his messy hair, and stood there with a sad face.
"Not bad, this section." Noboru Okada praised.
"It has that youthful feeling that childhood sweethearts have." Shiraishi Mai put her hands in front of her face, and her slender fingers kept moving in response to the scene just now, "It feels full of purity."
"You can tell at a glance that it's a high school student's love affair." On the other hand, the fishing master Eito Micai also commented, "And the glasses have a little H in them, which makes them cautious and very discreet."
"You see, the feedback from the members is good." Noboru Okada comforted him.
"I just hope my brother and the others don't watch this show... my image..." the Great Condor said with a wry smile, "It's over, I can go back."
"Ha ha ha ha."
After making a fool of himself, the Great Condor just wants to go back to his seat and watch others make a fool of themselves.
He ran away from the hosting stage and sat back in the audience. Next to him, Nana Hashimoto put his arm around her shoulders and imitated the tone of the great condor and said to her: "How come you are so stupid that you don't even know that I like you!"
"Hate!"
The Great Condor punched Hashimoto Nanami in shame and anger.
"Hahaha, it really gave me goosebumps. I didn't expect you to have this side."
"Script, script."
The show continued with Erika Ikuta's segment, Mai Shiraishi, Rina Ikoma, Mica Eto's segment, and finally Mai Fukawa's segment, but Mai Fukawa's segment was a bit adult-oriented.
"I can't be honest in front of the person I like... I'm already very happy just being with you." As she said that, on the screen, Fukawa Mai took off her white coat with leather on the outside.
"What, what, what?" "You can't take off your clothes!"
In the audience, the members screamed one after another.
The Great Condor slowly covered her eyes in her seat. This was obviously going in a direction inappropriate for children, but she still looked at the screen through her fingers.
Mai Fukawa held up the camera and said, "Would you like to do the 'experiment of love' with me?"
"Let's do experiments together!"
As soon as the other side of the screen finished speaking, Okada Noboru next to him used his famous stunt of flicking his tongue at high speed for the first time in a long time, scaring the members into screaming.
"Why are you so surprised!" Okada Noboru waved his hand and said, then he fumbled around in his pocket and took out a dark red bottle, "Huh? Ah, I have aegyo pills here."
"Eh?!!!"
The aegyo pill is the one that made Fukawa Mai feel strange after taking it in the video just now.
"You'll act coquettishly after drinking this, right?" Noboru Okada asked Fukawa Mai.
"Uh, that's right."
"Then let the other members eat and watch." Noboru Okada glanced around the audience, called his name and said, "Then let's go to the great master."
"?"
At this time, the Great Condor was still covering his eyes and stuck in Hashimoto Nanami's arms. Before he could recover from the almost inappropriate clip, he saw Okada Noboru holding the red bottle in the video and heading towards it. She comes.
"Dah, Dah Dais." The great condor shook his head in panic and waved his hand in rejection.
"It's okay. Didn't you just film Delusion on Demand?" Okada said seductively.
"Unreasonable, unreasonable and unreasonable!"
The great condor kept shaking his head. In order to escape Okada Noboru's clutches, he even climbed up on the seat and hid behind Hashimoto Nana, while Hashimoto Nana couldn't stop laughing.
"You must be fine. Everyone wants to see it, right?" Okada Noboru looked at the others and said.
"Want to see it!"
Others also started making noises because they thought it was not enough.
"Please, please change someone else, change... Manatsu! Manatsu is the best at acting like a spoiled child, please let me go!" The Great Condor almost knelt down and knelt down, and said without tears.
"Great God-san, Great God-san..."
"It's really not possible, me, I can't do that."
"Okami-san, work."
Okada Noboru said seriously.
In fact, the Great Condor will definitely respond if it is sharpened again, but compared to grinding it down, using this 'pressure' method, the program effect will definitely be better.
"...."
The corners of the great eagle's mouth twitched a few times in grievance, but did not utter a single word.
Nana Hashimoto patted the hand of the great condor on his shoulder and said, "Come on."
Hashimoto Nana said she understood the great condor's state of mind, but she couldn't help her and had to support her spiritually.
The Great Condor hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his hand. Okada Noboru poured the contents of the red bottle into the Great Condor. They said they were pills, but they were actually whistle candies, used in restaurants to freshen the mouth.
"Hey, then Unit 1 will come over to take pictures." Noboru Okada told her.
But as soon as he finished speaking, Kamiyama, the delusional photographer who had previously shot Hashimoto Nanami, came over with a camera on his shoulder, without even waiting for Camera No. 1 to push over.
"Hey, hey, that's wrong! Aren't you a Hashimoto pusher?" Noboru Okada saw Kamiyama approaching and quickly blocked Kamiyama in front of him.
Kagamiyama didn't say anything. He held the camera with his right hand. He inserted his left hand into his trouser pocket and pulled out a card with a photo of the Great Condor on it. He photographed it directly on the cuff of his clothes and stuck it next to Hashimoto Nanami.
“You are retweeting too quickly!”
"Ha ha ha ha."
The Great Condor, who was originally in a nervous mood, laughed out loud when he saw this scene.
"Ah, by the way, the glasses that Hashimoto used just now." Okada Noboru, who had stepped aside, took out the unused glasses for Nana Hashimoto from his pocket and handed them to the Great Condor.
"You also wear glasses?"
"The response has been good. Wearing it makes it even cuter."
The Great Condor sighed, put on her glasses, and raised her head. The camera carried by Kameishan was almost hitting her face, making her tilt her head back in fright.
It brewed for a while.
"I said..." The Great Condor crossed his hands in front of his lower abdomen, swaying his upper body slightly, his eyes wandering for a moment, and finally settled in front of the camera, "Can I... be your girlfriend?"
The great condor lowered his head slightly and raised his eyebrows slightly, giving me a feeling of pity.
"Okay, okay, okay!" "Ah..."
Mai Shiraishi, who was a few people away, was excited and energetic at this time.
After saying this, the Great Condor lowered his head, covered his face with both hands, this time completely tightly, and fell into Hashimoto Nanami's arms.
Hashimoto Nana hugged the big condor lovingly, patting her back rhythmically with one hand to comfort her.
If you don't look at her face, she is really a considerate big sister, but if you look at her face, Hashimoto Nana is really smiling as wildly as she can, and she was very happy when she saw the big condor deflated.
Da Shenying just felt that she suddenly lost the meaning of life and no longer had the face to face her family, friends and even fans. She had even anticipated how many fans would shake her hands after the show was broadcast.
She did not do such a shameful thing voluntarily.
'If it weren't for life...' the Great Condor thought.
