"Hero, first of all, Rena Yamazaki."
Hori Mina stood in front and invited the first member to come on stage. Yamazaki Reina stood up from her seat and walked to her side.
"Yamazaki Reina is very good at portraiture."
"Oh! Are you good at portrait painting?" Shitara asked.
"Yes."
"Among all kinds of paintings, are you the best at portrait painting?" Yuki Himura asked.
"Just pencil drawing."
"Ah, it's just a pencil."
"Um."
Later, the screen showed the portraits drawn by Yamazaki Reina for other members. The paintings were very good. Even if they were just pencil drawings, you could tell who was who from the portraits and numbered them correctly. This was considered to be a standard. And the characteristics of some members are also drawn, such as the corners of Takayama Ichimi's mouth. When he smiles, there will be deep dimples at the corners of his mouth, which is also well reflected.
And there was a portrait of a banana man. As soon as the portrait came out, it immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the audience. It cannot be said to be exactly the same, it can only be said to be completely similar. If you hadn't seen that it was drawn with a pencil, you would have thought it was a printed photo. There is a banana drawn on each side with the words 'BANANA MAN' written in bold letters on it, which looks like a promotional poster. It received high praise from the two banana men.
"It's amazing." "It feels like a photo." The members praised it one after another.
"Now, something like this."
Shitara Tong glanced at the painting in his hand and imitated it in a proper manner. He pouted his lips and looked at the camera in front of him. His partner Yuki Himura also imitated, gritting his teeth and squinting his eyes. Except for the position and the painting, there were no differences. Except for the same, exactly the same.
"Ah, it really looks so similar, it's like turning a photo into a painting." Yuki Himura said with admiration.
"By the way, who is the aunt next to me?"
Shitara looked at Himura Yuki in the painting seriously and belittled him mercilessly.
"That's me, hey, it's me!"
"Ha ha ha ha."
"I'm uncle, how are you doing, uncle?!" Himura Yuki got into a 'little mood'. "We have been together for more than 20 years."
Himura Yuki pointed at the two people in the painting and said.
"Ah, yes."
After speaking, Shitara Tong returned the painting to Yamazaki Reina.
"Ah, I just gave the painting for you." Yamazaki Reina did not take it.
"Hey, are you sending us off?"
"Yes."
"real?"
"Give it to you."
"Then..." Shitara looked at Himura Yuki, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Rock, scissors..."
"Just one portion?" Himura Yuki looked at Yamazaki Reina and asked.
"Ha ha ha ha."
It caused a burst of laughter among the members.
"Well, the portrait is very good, so we'll accept it, thank you." Feeling that this step was almost done, Shitara accepted the portrait and tucked it into the script.
"Kekeke..." "Kekeke..."
After clamping the painting in the script, Shitara Tong heard that the big condor closest to him was covering his mouth and laughing non-stop. Behind him, Terada Ranyo was also covering his small mouth with both hands, for fear of laughing out loud, but he was probably laughing. It was too cruel, but he was still keenly aware of it.
"Wait a minute...Master, you were laughing there just now. What were you laughing at?" Shitara put his elbows on the edge of the table and leaned forward to ask.
"Huh? Did I laugh? No."
Seeing Shitara Tong looking at him, the Great Condor took the first step to put away his smile. Behind his hands, his delicate face was expressionless, as if the person who just covered his mouth and had fun was not him.
"Huh?" Shitara Tong raised his eyebrows and looked at Terada Ranshi behind the great condor, "Ranshi, tell me, what are you two laughing at."
The big condor, a veteran, can't pry his mouth open, but Terada Ranyo, a newcomer who hasn't appeared on a few shows, can still intimidate him. Seeing Shitara Tong attacking Terada Ranyo, the Great Condor glanced at Terada Ranyo behind him worriedly, hoping that she could withstand the pressure.
If what he had just secretly said to Terada Ranyo was revealed, then the great condor would definitely die without a burial place.
However, the hopeful eyes of the Great Condor were not reflected in Terada Ranyo's eyes. Being called by Shitara Tong, Terada Ranyo stopped smiling, but there was still a smile on the corner of his mouth, and his face was red, which he had just suppressed. It was too painful to hold in my laughter.
"Pfft..." Looking up and seeing the two banana men, Terada Ranyo immediately broke through and burst into laughter.
"Hey, is it because Himura is too ugly?" Shitarato belittled his partner every day.
"Hello!"
"No..." Terada Ranyo waved his hands with difficulty, calming down his mood, "Takaya just told me that the portrait of the banana man looked like a wedding photo, the couple looked like a couple, and Himura-san looked like a The wife is asking for credit with her husband. Pfft..."
"....Hahahahaha!!!"
After a moment of silence, the collection hall welcomed the most hilarious collection since its opening.
Look carefully. In the portrait, Yuki Himura smiles with bared teeth. His short mushroom head and big face make him look like a fat middle-aged aunt. His eyes are looking at Shitarato, and he is pouting beside him. Their mouths are straight, and both of them are leaning towards each other, they really look like a couple.
If the person in question is a woman.
"Does it look like it?! Hey, don't talk nonsense." Shitara Tong was so frightened that he hurriedly pulled out the portrait and looked at it.
"Husband and wife? I'm an uncle, not an aunt!" Yuki Himura also defended himself.
"But, hahahaha, it looks very similar, hahahaha, it looks like a wedding photo."
Having said it all, the Great Condor did not hold back any longer and smiled as he spoke.
"You have a problem, you have a problem." Shitara was speechless.
"I have no problem, no problem at all. Himura-san just said that you two have been together for more than twenty years, right?"
The Great Condor hits a critical hit.
"That's a partner! Partner!" Yuki Himura slammed the table anxiously.
"How is it possible for me and him? I have a wife. I don't like this."
Shitara Tong was not angry either, and said something else in the audience, but on the stage, he wanted to see more of this absurd plot, so he dropped the topic by the way, ready to see if the big condor could catch it.
"Well, yes, yes, that's right." The Great Condor chuckled a few times, and continued without further silence: "But Himura-san isn't married yet."
Since we are talking about marriage, let's start here. The Great Condor did not say it clearly, but implicitly mentioned the marital status of Himura Yuki.
"Is he married or not..." Halfway through, Shitatsu was silent for a moment, glanced at Yuki Himura next to him, and immediately took a few steps back with his stool, "You haven't been married for so long. Not really..."
"How is that possible? Hey!"
"Well, Shitara-san, just... be careful. Hahahaha." The Great Condor deliberately acted cute and said in a playful tone.
"Great God!" Himura Yuki roared crazily.
"I didn't see it. Am I so charming? But it's not like that, Himura."
Shitara Tong seemed to really believe what the great condor said, and his performance was very good. One of the two people added fuel to the fire, and the other took everything as ordered, making Yuki Himura look like a fool.
"No, I..." Himura Yuki couldn't argue.
"Hahahaha goose goose goose goose..."
The unique laughter of the Great Condor echoed in the recording hall along with the booing sounds of others.
