"Boom! Let's start, "Where is Nogizaka?" We are the host Banana Man, good evening. Then Nogizaka-chan."
"Whoosh whoosh..."
The camera passed by and the members clapped their hands and cheered.
"Foul, that's not allowed~"
Finally, it ended with Mai Fukawa, making a 'forbidden' gesture to the camera.
"So cute..." the members also cheered.
"Hero, Himura, please announce today's plan!"
"Yoshi! I'm in love with you~! Who is Nogizaka's... football player!!!"
"Yeah~"
Paired with Yuki Himura's exaggerated gestures, it's somewhat funny.
"Hey, this is the plan. There are ten candidates. Come over there. Those who participated raise their hands." Shitara looked in the direction of the members.
Swish, swish, ten arms were raised. They are Mai Shiraishi, Mica Eto, Asuka Saito, Erika Ikuta, Nanase Nishino, Ogami Taka, Mina Hori, Karin Ito, Ai Watanabe and Mayi Shinuchi.
"Well, I kind of know why it's you." Shitara Tong dragged his chin and pretended to think for a moment.
"Eh? Why?"
As a partner, Yuki Himura took over very promptly.
"If you look at a few of them, some are drinking, some are playing piano, some are playing games, some are OLs, some are OLs, their physical fitness must be trained after all."
"いやいやいや! (No, no, no!)" A group of people laughed and waved their hands in denial.
"いやいやいや~Are you Obasan?! Hey!" Shitara imitated their actions, and then complained loudly.
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Speaking of which, great master." Shitara Tong changed the topic and said by name.
"はい."
The big condor sitting in the center of the second row raised his hand and sat upright after his name was called.
"Your movie is about to be released, right? The trailer has been released."
"Ah...yes."
The Great Condor hesitated a little and nodded. Because this project can be said to be for the purpose of promoting the movie, and it took up the entire project, the Great Condor was a little flattered.
"I watched the trailer, and there were clips of you playing football in it."
"Yes, I specifically found a coach at the beginning."
"What's the content of the movie?" Shitara asked, provoking the topic.
"The name is "Haijie Diary"."
"..."
"..."
"Hey, just tell me a name?" Shitara Tong laughed angrily, "I also asked you what the content is. Just tell me a name. Everyone knows the name!"
"Sorry, sorry." The Great Condor folded his hands and smiled apologetically, "Well..."Haijie Diary" is adapted from the original comic book. In terms of content...it's about three sisters meeting their half-sister. The story of four people starting to live like a family.”
"Oh~ it sounds pretty good, are you Wen Xin Xiang?"
"Yes."
"Then we have to go and cheer up." Himura Yuki said, "Oh, by the way, can it be free?"
"How can I give you free money, idiot! You don't make money by making movies?"
Shitara Tong next to him punched him directly and complained.
"I'll send the tickets over in a moment."
The Great Condor has already obtained the tickets for the premiere, and whether they say it or not, she will send it to the two Banana Man people.
"Besides, the starring role is Ayase Haruka. I know Ayase Haruka." Shitara held his arms tightly and sat slanted in his seat.
"Eh? Really?"
She had never heard Ayase Haruka mention Shitakutō to her.
"There was a collaboration six years ago."
"It's been six years! It can only be called a one-time relationship!" Rarely, Yuki Himura took on the responsibility of complaining.
"You can't say that. We've worked together before. I still have her LINE, but you don't."
The two people seemed to be angry and argued for a long time before getting back to the topic.
"Then, please watch the VCR!"
A large LCD screen in the studio projected the video recorded that day.
"Nogizaka46, Football Championship~Yeah~"
At the beginning, Mai Shiraishi and the Great Condor made the opening remarks together, and then the camera slowly zoomed out, bringing the remaining eight people into the shot. Ten people are divided into two teams, one team is the first-generation students, and the other team is the second-generation students. It can also be understood as a battle between the first- and second-generation students. This should be the beginning of "nogibingo!" two years ago! 2》The first period of confrontation after this.
The program team also found a decent football referee, but this referee is just a decoration at best. If the referee makes decisions according to the rules of the game, then these girls who have basically never played football will all get yellow cards. Record the referees, not the idols.
The referee's role is to supplement them with basic football rules and lead them to do several sets of stretches to prevent sprains from occurring later.
As for the clothes, they wore shorts when recording indoor sports before, which can satisfy the fans. But this time it is spring and it is still a little cool. They are all wearing purple sportswear, long sleeves and pants. , nothing to watch.
I made a few opening remarks and briefly talked about everyone's proficiency in football. Most of them had never played football. Mai Shiraishi and Mina Hori had been in contact with each other before, but not much.
In line with the principle of seniors giving way to juniors, Mai Shiraishi and others generously gave up the right to serve to the second-generation students. Faced with the humility of their seniors, the Great Condor and others naturally would not refuse. It’s been a long time since I played football, and the Great Condor was already a little unfamiliar when I touched the ball, but after playing with it for a while, I felt like I was back, as if I was back when I practiced every day in Kamakura.
Eight people lined up in a formation, Shiraishi Mai and the Great Condor walked to the middle to prepare to serve, while Ikuta Erika and Watanabe Miriam each guarded their own goal as goalkeepers.
"beep!"
As soon as the whistle blew, the big condor immediately kicked the ball to Shinuchi, and then ran towards the goal. The ball was passed to Shinuchi steadily, but she was a little clumsy, and the ball rolled around under her feet, as if she was next It felt like he was about to escape from her feet in a second.
When Micai Eito saw this, she naturally stepped forward to steal.
"Miona!"
Shinuchi knew that she might not be able to get past Mica Eto, who was coming back. She called out to Hori Mina, who was running forward, and kicked her with a long pass. However, Shinuchi was not strong enough, and her aim was a bit crooked. , Hori Mina almost missed the catch. Fortunately, Nishino Nanase, who was responsible for defending Hori Mina, seemed a little afraid of the flying ball and dodged it.
Afterwards, Nishino Nanase reacted and started to catch up with Hori Mina, but Hori Mina ran very fast. After all, she was also the one who had once sprinted under 6 seconds. Soon Nishino Nanase was further and further behind. However, Mai Shiraishi stabbed her horizontally again and ran straight towards Horina.
The two fought for a long time. Hori Nainai took the ball, and Shiraishi Mai followed her like a shadow. Both of them had been exposed to football before, and at least the game was much better than the others.
There was really no better way to break through the defense when passing the ball. Hori Mina could only aim at the position of the big condor and hastily throw a long pass to try her luck.
The big condor running forward had already noticed the situation behind it. When Hori Mina kicked the ball out, the big condor ran towards the landing point.
"Asuka!"
Seeing that she could not catch up with the great condor, Mai Shiraishi shouted.
Yes, there is also a number one person like Saito Asuka. He ran so smoothly that the Great Condor even forgot about Saito Asuka. Saito Asuka lived up to Shiraishi Mai's expectations and came towards him at a trot.
Looking at Saito Asuka in front of him in a defensive posture, the great condor almost laughed. Saito Asuka's posture did not look like a football player, but like a basketball player. His legs were spread apart and his arms were raised, trying to stop him. Great condor.
It can be clearly seen that Asuka Saito has no motor nerves.
The Great Condor accelerated and easily bypassed Saito Asuka, riding a flying bird.
"It's not moving at all, is it?"
Shitara complained while watching the video.
Hori Mina was entangled by Shiraishi Mai, and Shinuchi Mai's physical strength was worrying, so they didn't even run over. Eto Micai had already returned to defense and stopped in front of the great condor.
Originally, the Great Condor was going to use the 'Marseille slalom' that she had practiced well before to get past Mica Eto, but who would have thought that her foot slipped and the ball ran away by itself, and she stumbled into Eto. Meicai's arms. Micai Eto was naturally more concerned about the Great Condor than the competition. Seeing that the Great Condor lost its balance, Micai Eto hugged the Great Condor and hugged her into her arms, the two of them sticking together tightly.
Seeing this, the face of the big condor sitting in the seat turned slightly red. She was really shy, but looking back on the feeling at that time, the softness was really soft.
Ito Karin shook off the entanglement at this time, took the ball, and ran towards the goal.
The last volley went in. Erika Ikuta in front of the goal felt as if the Internet was not good. The ball had already entered the goal, so she pounced on it.
"The movements are very clean and neat." Yuki Himura commented after watching the first round.
"Ikuta, are you serious? Hahaha. Not moving at all." Shitara patted the table and said with a smile.
"She played the ball too fast! I didn't react!" Erika Ikuta retorted.
"It's not as slow as you."
"To be honest, I think I'm more suitable to be a football player..."
Erika Ikuta was a little unsure and changed the topic.
Soon, the second round of videos started playing.
On the screen, the Great Condor twisted her neck several times and made several breast expansion movements. At this time, her condition had gradually improved.
Mai Shiraishi dribbles the ball. Mai Shiraishi usually looks soft and weak, but she is unexpectedly active on the court. She looks a little green when dribbling the ball. In order to control the ball, she deliberately slows down a bit and runs straight from the midfield towards the second-year goal. , Micai Eto also started to circle from the side.
Her first opponent was Shinuchi Mai. Shiraishi Mai stopped in front of Shinuchi Mai. The two looked at each other. Shiraishi Mai leaned a little to the left and moved her body, as if she was about to turn left. She bypassed Shinuchi. Shinuchi also defended in the same way. She ran to the right in small steps, but Shiraishi Mai did a fake move. She quickly turned around and dribbled the ball to Shinuchi's left hand to complete the pass.
"Shinuchi, this is the reaction of a middle-aged person." Himura Yuki also complained.
"Oh, Shiraishi plays well." Shitara commented from time to time.
Of course, this is good only for Nogizaka.
Seeing that Shiraishi Mai easily passed Shinuchi Mayi, the Great Condor, as the second-generation student with the best skills, naturally stepped forward to fight, and the distance between the two gradually shortened.
Mai Shiraishi didn't slow down, and seemed ready to repeat her old tricks, but when the Great Condor gave her a chance, she went up to grab the ball with her dominant foot. However, she still didn't completely let go of her grudge against her senior, Mai Shiraishi, and hesitated when grabbing the ball. .
If it had been Akimoto Manatsu, the Great Condor would have taken it out with just one kick.
Perhaps it was also because Mai Shiraishi was afraid of stepping on the big condor. When the big condor was grabbing the ball, Shiraishi Mai slowed down her pace, but she was still tripped by the big condor. Shiraishi Mai rushed straight towards the half-bent Great Condor.
Seeing this, the Great Condor sitting in the studio seat couldn't help but cover her face. She remembered the scene clearly and secretly observed it through her fingers.
"Ah, it's a pity." Seeing that the ball was intercepted, Shitara slammed the table with regret, "But from your angle...Master, you couldn't have done it on purpose."
"No..." The great condor answered in a rather low voice.
However, the video was still playing, and it was not easy for both parties to continue the discussion, so their eyes moved back to the screen. Mai Shiraishi, who was sitting in the first row, also smiled and said nothing.
The two threw down the weeds on their bodies and said sorry to each other. After confirming that nothing was wrong, the game continued. The ball had been taken over by Hori Mina, who was rushing over, and he ran towards the goal of the first generation.
Seeing this, the great condor bent down slightly and shot out like an arrow. It was very fast and slowly caught up with Hori Mina's position.
"eagle!"
As in the previous game, Horina, who was entangled by Micai Eto, chose to pass the ball to the Great Condor. When the two were fighting, Shiraishi Mai, who fell with the Great Condor, also caught up with her. The eagle ran a little further and directly blocked the way of the big condor.
After receiving the ball, the Great Condor started to accelerate. When he saw Mai Shiraishi in front of him, he slowed down slightly. When the two were about to collide, the Great Condor took a penalty kick with the tip of his left foot and turned sideways to pull the ball behind him. Mai Shiraishi The ball was missed, and at the same time he caught the ball with his right foot, brought the ball back on track, and turned around brilliantly.
"Marseille Roulette! He's so handsome!" Shitara, who was sitting on the MC seat, couldn't help but praise him and couldn't help but stand up.
He also didn't expect to see such extraordinary skills in his little idol's football game.
After passing Mai Shiraishi, the Great Condor continued to dribble, and Nishino Nanase, who was standing slightly behind, came to meet him. But soon, the Great Condor controlled the ball in front of Nishino Nanase's right with his right foot, and Nishino Nanase also subconsciously Defending to the right, the Great Eagle quickly moved the ball to the inside of his right foot with the inside of his left foot and passed Nishino Nanase.
"Beautiful, quick. Can you come in?"
After passing Nishino Nanase, the road ahead was clear, with only one goalkeeper, Erika Ikuta, left.
When the ball was brought very close to the goal, she shot straight. The highly nervous Erika Ikuta finally slowed down and let the big condor score the goal.
"Yeah, the great master is very good at football."
After watching the video, Shitara couldn't help but praise that he originally thought it was just a group of little girls playing football and having fun. After all, who thought the Nogizaka team came to watch football? But the strength of the Great Condor far exceeded his expectations.
"Thank you..." The Great Condor pursed his lips to accept the compliment.
"But, I have a question." After Shitara finished boasting, he changed the topic.
"Ah, you said."
"Why do you make mistakes when you meet Misa and Shiraishi?"
"Uh, just... I made a mistake..." The Great Condor was a little confused.
"Oh, that's it, then why is it that when you pair up with Nishino and Asuka, you are like drinking Red Bull, passing people and grabbing the ball so neatly?" Shitara Tong threw another set of combination punches.
"Ah this..."
There's really no way to explain this. The situation at the time was that it was a mistake, but looking at Shitara Tong, maybe it was a mistake, but he still picked it up and said it.
On the one hand, when you meet the older sisters, you make a mistake. When you meet the likes of Nishino Nanase and Saito Asuka, you start to pass them like a fried meatball without even touching them. This point is already very effective in the program.
Of course, Shitara Tong doesn't have to use this as an argument. As a veteran, he also has other aspects to say, but he still picked it out. Why?
The second is to help the Great Condor shape his character. What is the snake oil character in the girl group? It's a 'perversion'. This pervert is not that pervert. What I mean here is that like Shiraishi Mai and Ikoma Rina, they like to touch members’ butts, like Eto Mica, they like to hit members’ breasts, and like Sakurai Reika, they have hidden LS.
Using this topic to attack the Great Condor will kill two birds with one stone.
After saying this, the four people glanced at each other, and after thinking about it, it seemed that something was indeed wrong, and all four pairs of eyes looked at the big condor.
Two pairs of eyes seemed to be saying: "What's going on, little girl? Are you eating my tofu? Explain?"
The other two pairs of eyes seemed to be saying: "What's going on, little girl? Are you looking down on me? Explain me?"
The great condor is in danger!
