"Boom! This is "Where's Nogizaka"? We are the host Banana Man, please give us your advice!"
"Please give me more advice." A group of girls on the other side of the seat also applauded in response.
On September 7th, after the August tour and the handshake meeting in early September, this was the first time they attended their own show without any incident.
"There are a lot of people today." Shitara said and glanced at Yuki Himura next to him.
"That's quite a lot." Yuki Himura said.
"Nogizaka girls!"
"yeah!"
As usual, the camera circled from left to right in front of everyone, ending with Maya Wada and Chiharu Saito.
"Today, the UNDER MUMBER are here too, as well as the second-term students watching the game over there." Shitara said, pointing to a bunch of second-term students sitting on stools outside the camera.
"Allah."
"It feels like everyone is like a young lady, sitting upright."
"Hahaha, everyone is sitting very upright."
At this time, the camera also showed the second-term students outside the court at the right time. They were all sitting upright, with their hands on their thighs and their legs together, just like a group of ladies.
"Well, Himura-san."
"Hi."
"Today's theme, let's talk about it from a parent's perspective."
"OK..." Yuki Himura deliberately lengthened his tone, and then said in a hurried tone: "Family emergency questionnaire survey, my child is actually XXXX!"
"Eh..." "Isn't it?" "It's a lie..."
As soon as today's planning theme came out, everyone was "dissatisfied", and everyone cried for their parents.
The second-year students in the audience were quite happy to see it. After all, no matter how embarrassing things happened on stage, they could still watch it with amusement.
"Is this questionnaire true? What if something goes wrong." Terada Ranyo sat next to the big condor and said in a low voice with his head tilted slightly.
"It should be true. We have filled out the questionnaire before, and didn't we say that if the effect is not good, we can cut it out in the later stage? Wow~" After saying that, the Great Condor yawned. It was the climax, so I had a short night's sleep. My mental state was not very good today and I kept yawning.
"oh."
"Let me explain first. If you secretly call and complain after today's collection, we will also know about it."
"Hey! Stop it." "No, no, no, no!"
"Well, well, in this business, the system is like this." The two people at the host table said to the group of girls with a smile.
"Then the first topic is, 'What makes my daughter great'."
"Eh..." "No way." This topic also caused the girls to complain. After all, I don't know if my family members are saying something bad about me in front of the camera. I don't know if they are happy or not, but they will definitely be shy when they say it.
"Hey, hey, hey, it's almost done. Stop complaining." Shitara suppressed their voices. "The one who started first, let me see who it is..."
With a 'boom', a person's name appeared on the screen in the field, Hoshino Minami.
"Oh!" Others were afraid that the chaos was not big enough. After seeing that it was not them, they all looked at Hoshino Minami in the back row.
"No..." Hoshino Minami also looked reluctant.
"Hey, Hoshino Minami's father answered here."
'The voice is lovely. 'This line of text appears on the screen.
"It's very cute!" "Ah, so it's this." "It's indeed very cute." People nearby cheered.
"Well, Hoshino Minami's father responded like this, 'After watching "Where's Nogizaka", my child's voice is cuter than anyone else's!'"
"Hey...stop it." While everyone else was applauding and laughing, Hoshino Minami felt great pressure.
There was a commotion above, and the second-generation students below were watching with joy, as if it was a free live broadcast of the unedited version of "Where's Nogizaka"?
Although there may be scripts in some places, the effect of the show is hosted by two experienced MCs, and the jokes are no less than those of other variety shows, making the second-term students below also applaud and laugh. At least this time, the Great Condor knows why the "Where's Nogizaka" played on the platform is funny, because the scenes of the members who are not funny have been cut out.
"The next topic is this, 'Only relatives know, my children are actually like this!'"
"Ah, disgusting!" "How terrible..." It is estimated that some dark history will be revealed at this time.
"That's right, this is called a big revelation, exposing all the dark history of them that has been unknown until now!" As he said this, Shitara Tong smiled strangely. "Hey... the first person is her." Shitara Tong looked at the script in his hand and said.
'Nana Hashimoto, younger brother. '
"Eh!" "Oh!" The members seemed to have discovered a new world, and they all watched with interest.
"Hey, wait a minute, I don't know what happened." Hashimoto Nanami panicked when she saw it was herself, and grabbed her hair with her left hand for some reason.
"I received a lot of information from Hashimoto Nanami's brother. Well, if you want to talk about it, this is it."
After saying that, everyone looked at the screen in the field.
'Actually, he's a jerk! '
"Hahahaha!" The girls next to them all laughed.
"No, no, no, no, no, no..." Hashimoto Nana didn't panic, and the hand that had just finished grabbing her hair started to grab her hair again.
"But you see, the members are all nodding." Himura Yuki said after seeing Hashimoto Nana's strong denial.
"But it's true, I always feel that Hashimoto has a sly aura." Shitara looked at Hashimoto Nanami and said.
"There's nothing like that at all, it's normal." Nanami Hashimoto said, gesturing to herself.
"Well... you have the final say, don't you? Let's see what your brother has provided..." When making snacks, he told me to wait for the water to reach 80 degrees, but he said When I asked how she knew it was 80 degrees, she told me to put my hand in and if it burned, it was 80 degrees.'"
"Ah ha ha ha ha." Himura Yuki next to him was the first to burst out laughing.
"Hey! It's so scary." The members around Hashimoto Nanami said while laughing.
Nana Hashimoto covered her mouth, feeling helpless in her defense.
"'Then my mother found out and stopped me, and I avoided being burned.' Speaking of Hashimoto, you know what would happen if you put your hand into the 80-degree water, right?" Shitara smiled and looked at Hashimoto Nanami.
"Eh...it doesn't matter, because I'm a man." Nana Hashimoto covered her mouth and couldn't help but smile as she replied.
"Ah? Because I'm a man, is it okay?"
"Hahahaha." The audience burst into laughter again.
"What kind of logic do you have?" Himura Yuki also said with a smile.
"Let me ask Ang, has any of the members encountered a vicious attack?" Seeing that everyone was almost laughing, Shitara asked the others.
Suddenly, a hand was raised quietly.
"I, when I was on tour in Sapporo..." Matsumura Sayuri raised her hand and looked at Hashimoto Nanami, "I met Nana Min's younger brother Jun, because this is Nana Min's hometown, So I came to watch the live show.”
"Yeah." Everyone else nodded to show that they knew about it.
"When we met, maybe it was because my brother was too shy, so he laughed. Then Nanamin said: 'Why are you laughing?' and then slapped him." After saying that, Sayuri Matsumura seemed He also recalled the scene at that time with a surprised expression on his face. "Ma Yiyang and I were both there at the time."
"Hahahahaha!" This big revelation made the two MCs burst into laughter. They clapped their hands and laughed wildly. The other girls were shocked and also laughed at the same time.
The protagonist Nana Hashimoto covered her face with her left hand and did not make any excuse.
"People around me were like, 'What is this for?'" Shitarazu said.
"Hey, it just slapped and slapped us. We were all shocked at that time." Sayuri Matsumura responded.
"So, how's that little brother?" Shitatsu laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe.
"Well, my brother laughed."
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
The protagonist Nana Hashimoto covered her face with her hands, feeling hopeless.
"Hahaha, eh, 'I got slapped, hehehe.'" Shitara Tong also deliberately imitated the expression of Hashimoto Nanami's brother at that time, raising his shoulders and lowering his head.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"I'm sorry, sorry, sorry!" Hashimoto Nanami clasped her hands at the side and kept chanting the three words "I'm sorry".
"Hahaha, my brother is really awesome." Yuki Himura didn't forget to hit the target.
"My brother and my friends are watching this show..." Hashimoto Nanami said, clasping her hands together and continuing to apologize to her brother, "Brother..." But she couldn't hide the rage at the corner of her mouth. smile.
"No, no, no, this is what we call a good relationship, this kind of relationship between siblings, right?" Shitara Toto and Himura Yuki looked at each other.
"Well, I still love my brother very much. My brother said he wanted to take the college entrance exam, so I sent him a collection of questions. After he passed the exam successfully, I gave him a watch." Hashimoto Nanami stopped smiling and tried to express herself. The prestige of being the eldest daughter in the family.
"Oh, that's amazing. It's amazing. You're very good to your brother."
"Hey, it's full of love." Hashimoto Nanami also made an OK gesture.
"Then I broke all the needles on the watch..." Shitarato also raised his hand to imitate.
"Hahaha!"
While others were laughing, Hashimoto Nana was waving her hands in denial wildly.
"It definitely won't be like that!" Yuki Himura interjected from the side.
"But it's really good to have a younger brother. For example, if you are unhappy one day, ask your younger brother to come over and give him a beating." Shitara Tong added.
"Hahaha." The members also laughed.
"Ah, it's not easy to have such a deep brother-sister relationship. By the way, do you have a younger brother? Mai Fukawa?" Shitarazu suddenly called out to Mai Fukawa, because Mai Fukawa only has one older brother, and he is in the senior year group. I am definitely not familiar with brother-sister relationship at all.
"Hi, but we were still on tour in Sapporo." Mai Fukawa called her and continued, "Didn't the family members of the members come backstage to have a look before the performance? And I was relatively close to the second-generation students at that time. Well, Master Eagle-san." As she spoke, Fukawa Mai turned the topic to the great condor.
"Woo~" The big condor was still yawning, with his mouth open. Seeing that he was mentioned, his eyes were a little stunned, but he didn't have time to close his mouth, and was completely captured by the camera.
"Hey, this guy is yawning." Shitara smiled from above. He didn't have any dissatisfaction with leaving the topic to the second-term student. After all, this job was the most relaxing for him in the program. It was really like doing a program with a group of sisters, and there was a rare leisure.
"I'm sorry..." The Great Condor waited for the yawn to pass, then clasped his hands and bowed to the stage.
"Um... the two younger brothers of the Great God Eagle-san are also here," Mai Fukawa continued after seeing her, "It turns out, it seems to be because of my younger brother-kun's grades? I remember that his grades were not good, and he seemed to go out a lot. Just for fun..." Mai Fukawa looked specifically into the eyes of the great condor.
The Great Condor nodded. She knew that Fukawa Mai was asking for her opinion to see if she could give it.
"Then because of poor grades, I pinched my younger brother's face. His face was stretched so long that it was always red when he let go."
"Hey!" The other members were also shocked.
"Then, little brother, right? It seems that I was educated by the Great Condor-san for something. Although I didn't get started, at that time, the Great Condor-san was..." Fukawa Mai paused, as if she couldn't find the right words, so she He stood up, walked behind Kawamura Mayo, put his hands on Kawamura Mayo's shoulders, then leaned down and put his head next to Kawamura Mayo's ear, "Just like this, then say What happened, we saw Brother-kun's throat, and he was so frightened that he swallowed and vomited..." After speaking, Mai Fukawa couldn't hold back, and a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.
"Hahahaha!" I don't know whether it was because Fukawa Mai had learned how to do it well, or because she was really poked at the point of laughter, but the scene caused as much laughter as before.
"Uh... Great Eagle-san." Shitara Tong turned sideways and looked at the second-generation students.
"Hi..." The Great Condor felt a little embarrassed and replied softly.
"In my brother's eyes, are you a devil?"
"No, no, no!" The Great Condor quickly waved her hand in denial. After all, in her heart, she must be a good sister to her two younger brothers.
"What did my brother do wrong that you want to treat them like this?" Shitara Tong said, laughing himself.
"Well, the younger brothers are very obedient, but... they just have a little bad habit. Just change it. The eldest brother doesn't like to study, but he is not stupid. Although the second brother does not need anyone to study, I'm worried, but in terms of interpersonal relationships... so I gave her a little... education, after all, I am the eldest daughter."
In a sense, this was the first time that the Great Condor spoke to the camera, and it was such a long speech. There was no script beforehand, but she did not have stage fright, and she looked directly at Shitara. There was also a 'little bit' gesture on his hand.
"Well, I feel like your 'little bit' almost killed my brother?"
"No...it's not that serious." The Great Condor couldn't hold himself any longer, with a slight smile on his lips.
"Isn't your brother also like, 'Hey hey hey, I was beaten, I'm so happy~'? Hahahaha." Shitara Tong was excited again, referring to Hashimoto Nanami's joke just now Said it again.
"Hahahaha!" Another round of laughter broke out in the venue.
"No, no!" The Great Condor quickly proved the innocence of his two younger brothers, "I...my brother's friends are also watching this show...I'm sorry, brother!" The Great Condor was also the same as Hashimoto Nanami just now. , clasped his hands and bowed vigorously towards the camera.
She still remembered what Ryoya Ogami said to her before her parents returned to Asahikawa after the tour in Sapporo.
"Sister, I have told several friends that you have joined Nogizaka46, just wait for it to become popular! I will let them watch the show!"
'Ryoya...this...this situation is no longer within the control of my sister...' The Great Condor mourned for his younger brother for three seconds in his heart.
"Oh, I'm not telling you, you... you people from Asahikawa, oh no, the eldest daughters of Asahikawa, are all like this? Are all of them jealous?" Shitara Tong felt it for the first time. Inexplicable pressure from Asahikawa.
"That's not true..." "No..." Nana Hashimoto and the Great Condor retorted at the same time both on and off the stage.
"So, why do you like to beat your younger brother so much?" Shitara looked at the big condor.
"Hmm..." The Great Condor thought for a moment, and then said, "Well, on the one hand it's education, on the other hand... you have to hit your younger brother as early as possible... I guess he won't be able to beat him when he grows up... ..”
"What kind of logic is this!"
