After using the airport once, it was locked up and various equipment and upgrades began to be installed.
Li Wenjun handed over the task of chasing birds to Tao Guangming.
He said something almost happened last time, so this mission is very important.
He only believed in Tao Guangming.
Tao Guangming bit his finger with hatred: Why does this kind of tricky and strange job always happen to me?
Damn it, other donkeys are just grinding, but I, the donkey, have to come up with tricks.
Today I have to dance ballet while grinding, tomorrow I have to train other donkeys to grind, and the day after tomorrow I have to find grindstones for other donkeys or shoo away flies for the donkey driver.
I don’t know how much I owed Li Wenjun in my previous life, so I’ve been tortured like this in this life! !
Although he was very reluctant, he also knew that this matter was indeed important.
The scene when the plane was struck by a bird and burst into flames that day is still vivid in my mind.
He was sweating just thinking about it, so even though he cursed, he still accepted the task.
In fact, Li Wenjun just thought he was too fat and wanted to toss him to lose weight.
Li Wenjun said that we should start by catching the sparrows in the yard, since the birds are all the same anyway. Moreover, birds hitting the engine mostly occur during the take-off and landing phases of low-altitude flight.
Tao Guangming began to squat on the steps, thinking about the sparrows in the yard.
After Dong Qingjun figured out the four-wheel drive problem, he felt bored again. Then he stopped going to the car factory every day and followed Tao Guangming to watch the sparrows.
When there were enough sparrows, Tao Guangming suddenly stood up and rushed over.
The sparrows dispersed, then landed on the tree, tilting their heads to look at Tao Guangming.
Then Tao Guangming waved a bamboo pole around to drive them away, wiped his sweat and said proudly: "It's not that difficult."
As soon as he finished speaking, a sparrow landed on his bamboo pole.
Dong Qingjun laughed like a goose.
Tao Guangming gritted his teeth: "Damn it, you little guys don't take me seriously. If you don't do hard work, you won't be afraid."
Then he asked Qiu Yan for a chicken that was going to be slaughtered today and a kitchen knife. Then he stood in the yard with a knife in one hand and a chicken wing in the other, and said viciously: "If you dare to come again, this chicken will be your role model."
Then he squatted down, pressed the chicken's neck to the ground, raised the knife with his hand, and the chicken's head fell off with a sound.
Tao Guangming stood up, holding the bloody knife and said, "Did you see it? You must be afraid."
Dong Qingjun whispered: "Ah, that..."
Tao Guangming said: "Don't plead for them, and don't talk about animal protectionism. If these little things fly into the engine of an airplane, not one or two people will die."
Dong Qingjun pointed to the chicken with its head cut off: "Aunt Qiu said that the chicken will not die unless the blood is drained."
Tao Guangming said: "It's impossible. I watch people killing chickens every day in the market."
As soon as he finished speaking, the headless chicken flapped its wings and flew up.
Tao Guangming was so frightened that he stood there and stared at the headless chicken running around, leaving blood all over the ground.
I was just focusing on chopping off the chicken head and completely forgot about the fact that I was bleeding.
People from the nearby research institute came out to watch, and then they became a mess.
"Wow, Director Tao, are you studying life sciences?"
"No. I think he's studying the supernatural."
"Eternal Chicken?"
"Wow, Mr. Tao, you kill a chicken and it's so scary and bloody."
In the end, Dong Qingjun used the bamboo pole to knock down the "headless flying chicken", and then hung it upside down to drain the blood.
The poor chicken was completely dead.
Everyone let out a sigh of relief, only to realize that Tao Guangming was extremely quiet, so they looked back.
The guy had a kitchen knife in his hand and was already unconscious.
People in the factory laughed for many days.
Tao Guangming was deeply hit, squatting by the river and looking at the water without making a sound.
Dong Qingjun squatted next to him and comforted him: "This road is definitely not possible. Think about it, the airport is so big, how many chickens have to be killed to scare the birds. Besides, some birds have not very good memories. You are here today Kill it, it will look at it and forget about it tomorrow.”
Hei Tiao's son, Er Hei, followed them to the river just now, wagging his tail.
Now running around chasing birds that have fallen on the ground.
Tao Guangming pointed at it: "That's it. It's okay."
Then he had a serious and in-depth conversation with Erhei.
He pointed at the sparrows in the yard: "Look, this thing almost killed your father's good friend, Li Wenjun. So, you have to drive them all away. If you do a good job, I will give you meat."
Then he took Erhei to the yard: "Go, don't let these little things underestimate you."
As soon as the sparrow landed, it pounced on it. After an hour of catching up, it was completely paralyzed and lay on the ground with its tongue stretched out to breathe.
No matter how hard Tao Guangming tried to coerce him, he still refused to get up.
No, not even this method will work.
The airport is so big, how many dogs do you need?
Besides, dogs can’t run for a day or every day. That would be too unethical.
Moreover, it is even more dangerous if the dog runs onto the track.
Tao Guangming squatted by the river again and thought of something.
In the distance, villagers were erecting scarecrows in the few remaining vegetable plots.
Tao Guangming murmured: "It's really hard to find a place after wearing iron shoes. It takes no effort to get here. Isn't that the one who chases the birds away..."
He is good at making fake people! !
Plastic, steel, rubber, he made them all.
When the time comes, if there are 180 scarecrows placed beside the airport runway, there will definitely be no birds left.
Tao Guangming immediately got straw, tied it, and stood in the yard wearing his clothes, looking quite presentable.
Then everyone passing by said hello to the scarecrow: "Oh, little Tao Dong, have you changed your clothes again today?"
"Little Tao Dong, thank you for your hard work. Not only do you have to crash cars, you also have to chase birds away."
Tao Guangming said proudly: "Just wait, my dummy will play a big role again this time."
In the morning the dummy was erected, and in the afternoon sparrows fell all over the dummy.
Dong Qingjun smacked his lips: "Tsk, Tao Dong, this dummy of yours isn't fierce enough. It's not as good as that chicken."
Tao Guangming scratched his head: "It would be nice if I could move."
Dong Qingjun said: "It's easy to make him move. Press the timer and move his arms every five minutes."
Tao Guangming: "Hey, this is good. If you play some music or the sound of people talking, something a little more fierce, I don't believe it can scare away those birds."
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Chen Zichen is currently cooperating with Tao Guangming's jade factory to make composite furniture.
For example, a tall sandalwood table with carved white jade on the side will look great.
There is also a dressing box inlaid with jade, which instantly improves the quality a lot.
The hardest part is to stick the two materials together without falling apart.
He and Old Man Sun had been thinking together all day. When he saw it was getting dark, he remembered that he hadn't eaten yet and was about to go back.
When passing by this courtyard, a gust of wind blew up, and he felt a chill on the back of his head.
Suddenly, a sinister laughter came from the yard: "Little thing, are you impatient with life?!"
