The battle was about to break out. The Goguryeo swordsmen were extremely powerful, charging faster and moving forward inexorably.
If I had to use only three words to describe it, it would be chopping melons and vegetables!
The southern part of He is full of melons and vegetables, both melons and vegetables. It is so weak that it can be said to shock the world.
As soon as the two sides came into contact, the Goguryeo swordsmen pounced like tigers descending from the mountain, tearing the battle formation south of He into pieces in the blink of an eye.
The red armor on the sword soldier's body seemed to be stained with blood. Even if the long sword in his hand was not sharp, it could cut down the "warrior" of He Nannan to the ground with one blow.
The gym became a little quiet, and Han You covered his face and cursed.
He knew He Nannan was weak, but he didn't expect it to be so weak. He firmly believed that a hundred brats from Four Seasons Academy could defeat this group of people.
In the "container", Lao Ba also had a look of disdain on his face: "Isn't Henan one of the more powerful countries in the Western Regions? How can it be so vulnerable?"
Feng Wenyan opened his mouth and held it in for a long time: "That's unethical."
He really didn't know, they had fought each other before, and they were quite fierce.
The two looked at each other, and suddenly heard whispers coming from behind them. It was Sikong Zhao and Zhongsun Wushuang who were explaining something to Empress De Fei in a low voice.
Seeing the emperor looking over, Concubine De smiled and said to Sikong Zhao, "Sister Sikong, why don't you explain it to your majesty soon?"
Just these four words "Sister Sikong" are quite funny, and you can see the obvious difference between men and women.
When two men meet for the first time, as long as they don't drink, no matter how passionate the conversation is, they won't tell anyone that we are good brothers now, and we will share hardships in the future.
But if there are two women, even if they only chat for five minutes, they will immediately become good sisters and best friends, and it will look like we will love each other for the rest of our lives.
The emperor didn't understand why: "The head of the Sikong family grew up in the south, how come he still knows about the affairs of the Xiguan countries?"
"The civilian daughter is no longer the head of the Sikong family."
Sikong Zhao stood up, bowed, and said generously: "Women of the common people have listened to their husbands. It is not that the troops in Henan are weak, but that the strong soldiers have not yet arrived."
"Why?"
"In the past, officials from Honglu Temple would secretly bribe other countries. After the countries came to the capital, they would praise the court and be as docile as a dog. After the court was happy, they would give many rewards. The so-called martial arts performance was nothing more than a matter of benefit to the countries."
Lao Ba's face darkened, he turned around and stopped asking.
Concubine De covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly, obviously deliberately trying to embarrass Lao Ba.
She still remembered Lao Ba's wild fight in the palace.
As Sikong Zhao said, no matter how weak He Nannan is, it is impossible for him to be so rubbish. What's more, they are not weak, but like Honglu Temple, they have long regarded Da Zhou's martial arts as a business.
As long as the money is in place, we will be useless and we will beat whoever you say, even if it is really painful to be beaten, of course it is still the same sentence, charge!
I came here just to make money and take advantage, just to go through the motions with martial arts. Who would really let the elite come over? It takes only half a year to travel so far back and forth. It is impossible to send real warriors here. It is unnecessary.
As for being ridiculed after not winning the battle, it's even more impossible. Other countries are jealous of them before it's too late. They send a few unlucky ones to run all the way, say a few nice words and get beaten up, and then make money at the hands of the Han people. The joke is also a joke: Zhou people are stupid and have a lot of money, so why not do it.
However, this year's martial arts performance was different from previous years. Zhang Wending, the minister of Honglu Temple, blew himself up and pulled down all the Honglu Temple officials. Then Han You came out and changed the rules again and again.
Then this happened. Henan, who was not ready for a good fight, met Goguryeo, who was ready for a good fight. The result is self-evident.
When Lao Ba looked down the stage again, the battle was basically over.
The Goguryeo swordsmen were armed with long swords that were not sharp, and they were unstoppable with each strike. The so-called "warriors" in the south of He were all embarrassed and thrown into their grandma's house. They may not lose their fighting ability after being struck by the sword, but they are just pretending to be dead dogs. , and won’t get up after falling to the ground.
There is no suspense in the battle, half a stick of incense, maybe even shorter, none of the Goguryeo swordsmen fell, and none of the Henan soldiers stood still.
Not to mention the audience outside the stadium, even the Goguryeo swordsmen were a little confused. They really didn't expect their opponents to be so weak.
Han You in the stands cursed repeatedly. The reason why he ranked Goguryeo first was because he wanted to warm up for the appearance. One of the people participating in the war in the south of He was tall and tall, and his eyebrows were almost covered with protective hair. , watching each one become more powerful than the other, thinking that they would be able to fight to the death, but He Nannan was full of bastards and vulnerable to blows. It is estimated that Megatron could not beat Boiling Sheep so fast.
Each one was more confused than the other, and so were the etiquette officials on the sidelines. They looked at each other in confusion, what the hell, has it started? It’s over.
Seeing that no one really stood up in Henan, the officials of the Ministry of Rites could only ask people to beat drums and sound whips. It was over so quickly.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the drum beat started, the common people started to shout, waving and shouting, and some applauded and cheered, giving all their admiration and worship to the Goguryeo swordsmen first.
The swordsmen who originally turned around and left the scene all turned back, their faces turning red.
They could see that the people really cheered for them.
In fact, how could the common people understand this? Each of the "warriors" in southern He was taller than the other servants, and they seemed to be very capable of fighting. However, they were all killed so quickly by 120 Goguryeo soldiers. What does that prove? Goguryeo people are even more fierce.
A layman can watch the fun, an expert can watch...it's a joke.
A group of military generals laughed, laughing at both Henan and Goguryeo.
It's a joke that He Nan doesn't use much, just garbage, vegetables and waste.
The joke about Goguryeo is because this group of people was too fierce, they formed a battle formation and advanced and retreated together. They even used military tactics. The most important thing was that they wore thick armor and even helmets. In fact, Going up is just a waste of emotions, you can win if you just rush in swarm.
The generals of the Ministry of War are all experts. They know that this is not because Goguryeo wanted to win, but because Henan came here just to "lose".
The general meaning is that Henan wanted to lose, so Goguryeo won.
The second battle of the infantry battle was between the Turks and the Liang Rong.
As the two sides came on stage, Lao Bale in the container burst into laughter, leaning forward and back with laughter.
The courtiers who had never known the order of appearance were also convinced and looked at Han You one after another, gaining a deeper understanding of this guy's shamelessness.
There are now two major forces on the grassland, the Turks who believe in the gods, and the Liangrong who worship the condor. Liangrong used to be the boss, and they had a fight with the previous dynasty. Regardless of whether they won or lost, their vitality was seriously damaged. Later, the Turks took advantage of the situation. Rise up, the second child becomes the boss, the boss becomes the second child.
No matter who is the boss, internal battles are internal battles, and they will always be consistent with the outside world. From the perspective of the Great Zhou Dynasty, the Turks and Liangrong are allies. From the perspective of the Turks and Liangrong, the Great Zhou Dynasty is their allies. of enemies.
On the grassland, the strong are respected, and warriors are worshiped most. No matter who wins the martial arts performance, they will receive extremely generous rewards after returning home. This is why Honglu Temple was unable to bribe them in the martial arts performance in previous years. People fight for honor.
It would be better for Han You to let the two brothers fight first.
As the troops from both sides came out and stood up, the emperor and his ministers could no longer rejoice.
Because the representatives of the two countries actually removed the scimitars from their waists, not knowing what they meant, everyone looked at Han You.
Han You was also confused. He had said before that the rat should carry a gun and fight in the nest. How could he fight without a knife? Just rely on fists and kicks.
The officials of the Ministry of Rites also looked up to look for Han You, with confusion on their faces. This was obviously not arranged in advance, and the court did not know anything about it.
Several people from both teams came out and walked towards the officials of the Ministry of Etiquette, talking and gesticulating as if to urge them.
Except for the first scene, there is no precise time limit for other martial arts performances. You don’t know how long the fight lasts. Some are fast, some are slow, some are long, some are short, some are intense, some are grinding, and some are full foreplay. , they are giving gifts and they are attracted to each other and understand each other, so there is no way to control the time.
When the officials of the Ministry of Rites saw it, no one informed them of the latest changes, so they could only let the eunuchs whip their whips and beat their drums.
As the last drum beat fell, the second martial arts performance began.
This time, the people in the stands did not show any goodwill, because even they knew that the Turks and Liang Rong were enemies, enemies with a blood feud for generations.
If dog bites dog, they will not applaud either side and wish both sides would be wiped out.
Unexpectedly, there was no charge as expected. Instead, singing began. Nearly three hundred good people suddenly looked up at the blue sky and sang a song that the Han people could not understand.
While looking up, he opened his mouth to sing and took off his shirt.
Lord and minister, look at Han You for the Nth time.
Han You already wanted to pick up the sword and end the game, but what happened was completely beyond his expectation. When the two groups threw the scimitars on the ground, it meant that these bastards had never prepared to follow the martial arts rules of the Zhou Dynasty!
"I asked you to perform martial arts, not to sing a chorus. This is how you play, okay."
Han You turned his head and said to Jiang Zhui fiercely: "Go and tell the three brothers off the court that in addition to the Japanese thieves, the Turks and Liang Rong are also going to die!"
