When Lao Ba saw Han You's stunned look, he was even more pleased with himself. He laughed loudly and wanted to put his arms around Han You's shoulders as he stepped over the steps.
Han You took a step back as if he was electrocuted: "Do you want to take a shower first? Also, why do you always take out your crotch?"
"I'm too tired from killing the enemy, and the dragon spear is slightly uncomfortable."
Han You: "..."
"Come with me, I'll take a bath first."
After finishing speaking, Lao Ba walked back and unbuttoned his pants.
Han You bravely followed them in, only to see wine bottles and different styles of clothes all over the floor, as well as a few hemp ropes for unknown purposes, and a few extinguished candles.
The big wooden barrel was placed in the middle, and Lao Ba stepped into the barrel with a splash in front of Han You.
Han You looked around and found no place to sit except for an extra large bed.
"Wow, wow, wow," Lao Ba said in a resentful tone while pouring water on himself: "Why didn't you inform me in advance when you entered the palace? I haven't found out about all the warships of the Japanese thieves."
Han You's eyes lit up, Lao Ba was talking about "Ying thieves", not "Ying people".
Lao Ba started to babble and explained the situation very proudly.
The three girls, Xi, Fu, and Qing, really made Lao Ba's eyes shine when they first entered the palace. It's not that they have fairy-like looks. The main reason is that they are three biological sisters and they act like an alien.
However, the three women did not serve the emperor's invasion together. Yaomei Duoqingzi said that she was a saint from Yingdao. In short, she had a lot of rules. Anyway, she gave people a sense of conservatism, self-love, thrift, housekeeping, quantity, discipline, and There is no gynecological feeling.
On the first night after entering the palace, Lao Ba San felt quite refreshed.
On the next day, Yaomei Duoqingzi presented a pill, which was fragrant and said it could prolong life. The emperor of Yingdao took this pill.
For the emperor to take medicine, someone must test the poison, such as eunuchs or guards.
Lao Ba couldn't help it. Although the chance was very small, he was still afraid of the poison and the lives of innocent people, so he had the elixir sent to the dungeon and opened Zhou Tianfeng's mouth for this guy to eat.
After observing for a while, Zhou Tianfeng looked much better, his face was rosy and he was full of energy.
However, Lao Ba still kept an eye on him, and for four consecutive days, he gave Zhou Tianfeng every pill to take.
On the sixth day, Lao Ba said there was no need to test the poison, so he took the medicine in front of the three girls. In fact, he kept it under his tongue. When Fu and Xi were not paying attention, he spit it out and threw it under the bed. , and then continue with three.
During the day, Lao Ba found the elixir under the bed and gave it to Zhou Tianfeng.
Zhou Tianfeng took it like a medicine jar, and there was nothing wrong with it.
When the three girls saw that the emperor no longer needed anyone to test the poison, they really started to play tricks.
Lao Ba still pretended to eat, but actually vomited, and sent him to Zhou Tianfeng again during the day. This time, Zhou Tianfeng's condition was not right, and he started to feel partial, and he wanted to quarrel when he saw something, and he was still a little confused. .
Lao Ba knew very well that this medicine was obviously a poisonous substance, so he simply took advantage of it. He first observed Zhou Tianfeng's condition, and then imitated it at night, pretending to be in a state of confusion and intoxication.
After that, the best actor Lao Ba slowly figured out what the purpose of these ghost women was, and it was nothing more than playing Daji's tricks.
Lao Ba, who followed the trick, was very sober. Instead of falling for the trick, he followed the stick and got a lot of information from the two women.
Lao Ba looked like he was addicted to women and wanted nothing more. He also said that he could form an alliance with Yingdao and even be willing to let Ying people land on the Three Roads of the East China Sea. How about we become a family.
In short, while being obedient to the two women, he continued to talk, and then "questioned" the distribution of forces on Yingdao, the number of naval warships, the generals who led the troops, and who among the three East China Sea roads went with Yingdao. How close.
After Han You heard this, he fell to the ground in admiration and gave a thumbs up: "It has to be you, Your Majesty."
Lao Ba laughed even more crazily, stepped out of the barrel, and shook his head: "I thought I was a fool. When I was in the East China Sea Marine Corps, many generals lost their souls due to this kind of low-life ghost sect. Son, this kind of trivial skill in my skills is a joke."
Han You said in confusion: "Then why didn't you tell Eunuch Wen? Concubine De is worried enough."
"This can't be done." Lao Ba shook his head repeatedly: "How could Concubine De have done such a show? Also, she will definitely think that although I am taking advantage of the situation, she will also take advantage of the situation and feel a little better... Well, she can't do this show. of."
Han You was too embarrassed to say anything. He felt that Concubine De was sober in the world.
"As for Wenwu, if I can even deceive him, why can't I deceive those three witches?"
It can be seen that after all the talk, Lao Ba still doesn't believe in Wen Wu's acting skills.
Han You couldn't laugh or cry: "Okay, you are the emperor and you have the final say."
While dressing, Lao Ba mentioned more than a dozen names and surnames in succession, and said seriously: "These people are all Japanese puppets, and they are all in the East China Sea. If you really want to go to the East China Sea, get rid of them for me."
"Yes." Han You bowed and saluted.
"Wait a minute." Lao Ba's expression suddenly changed: "You never told me that you were determined to go to the East China Sea, and I didn't force you to go to the East China Sea. Why did you say it as if you must go? No, I'm not worried. The East China Sea is full of dangers, thousands of times more dangerous than the South Pass. This matter needs long-term consideration. Before preparations are complete, you are not allowed to leave Beijing or go to the East China Sea. I am not joking with you. If you go there without telling me, East China Sea, I, I will..."
After thinking for a long time, Lao Ba said with a threatening face: "I won't show you the painting."
Han You: "..."
Han You, who couldn't laugh or cry, didn't know what to say for a moment.
What does it mean to be professional? This is called professionalism. Han You is still at the stage of drawing the third son of the prince, but the eighth son has begun to use his body to get into the game. The information he has found out, including the matter of the blue shirt academy, is comparable to Han You. Yu knows a lot more.
After putting on his clothes, Lao Ba still felt the excitement and said cheerfully, "You kid, you don't really think that I've fallen for the trap of a Japanese thief, do you?"
"No." Han You shook his head repeatedly: "Others don't understand Your Majesty, but I don't understand it either. I'm just cooperating with Your Majesty."
"Nonsense, you just scolded me." Lao Ba said with resentment on his face: "You scolded me in front of the real guards. If you scold me again in the future, can you scold me in private? I am the emperor after all, so please give me some face."
"Okay, I'll scold you secretly next time."
"That's good." Lao Ba scratched his forehead and his eyes lit up: "Concubine De has ignored me recently. You came just in time to find Concubine De and tell Concubine De that I am a bitter bird... a trick of suffering meat, for the sake of the country. The court and the East China Sea are all expedients. Remember to be more powerful and strategizing as I said. Don't forget that you should have a good talk with Concubine De before leaving the palace."
Han You didn't want to agree at first, but it was not easy for him to think about it. He could only sigh: "Okay, I will explain to Empress De Fei in a while, but I don't guarantee it. Can Empress De Concubine understand?" , then it’s not my decision.”
"Hmph, I am the emperor. How can a half-year-old lady like her talk so much nonsense and go against the grain?"
"Then you can tell it yourself."
"Oh, the old lady still has her charm. After all, she has been with me for so long. I am afraid that she will be sad."
Han You was too lazy to expose Lao Ba.
Among the many concubines in the palace, Han You could only name a few, and Concubine De was the concubine he respected the most, not one of them.
When Lao Ba entered the capital, he brought thousands of people with him. Although he later took over the palace, in order to establish a benevolent image, he did not go on a killing spree in the harem. After all, there were many concubines and eunuchs in the harem. Killing women and eunuchs would become a Black history.
Lao Ba did not go on a killing spree, but many concubines and palace maids could not see the situation clearly, thinking that someone would really come to rescue the former emperor, so many people gathered in the harem, and it was not known whether they were preparing to kill people or to protest. , anyway, there is no cooperation.
In this case, it was Concubine De who put on armor and killed many eunuchs and maids with evil intentions.
If a woman who is going to be an empress in the future goes on a killing spree, it will be a big stain. Anyway, she will not be able to become a queen in the future.
Even so, Empress De Fei still did this. She did not consider whether it would delay her becoming a queen in the future, nor did she consider whether she would be stigmatized, or be called a cruel or vicious woman. She only thought about Lao Ba.
Later, when Lao Ba ascended the throne, Empress Dowager De was frugal. Before Han You debuted, she never had a good day following Lao Ba.
No matter from which angle you look at it, Han You cannot admire or admire such a queen.
The two walked out of the palace, and Lao Ba suddenly stopped.
"Ying thief, Ying thief, Ying thief!" Taking a deep breath, Lao Ba narrowed his eyes slightly: "As expected, Ying thief has already had his finger on my heart, plotting the East China Sea, and is so ambitious and vicious. .”
Han You looked shocked: "Your Majesty is aware of this?"
"If we don't start a war, the Japanese thieves will poison our great Zhou Donghai like poison. If we start a war..."
Lao Ba said domineeringly: "I will destroy the Ying clan."
Han You's face was full of ecstasy: "Don't let anyone go?"
"If you don't let anyone go, it goes against the law of heaven and harms the peace of heaven." Lao Ba sneered: "But if you want to conquer Yingdao, you have to kill the Japanese thieves. If you kill too many, it will be a blood feud that will never stop. , how can you subdue the Ying people in Yingdao and use them for our great Zhou Dynasty? In this case, why not cut the grass and root out the roots? It is better to harm the peace of heaven than to harm our country and the country of Great Zhou. It is better to harm people and people than my great Zhou people. It is better to deal with the Ying thieves. , either, don’t kill, but kill, behead them all, kill them all!”
Han You suddenly wanted to sing a song, and suddenly felt that he was very lucky, very lucky, very lucky.
Maybe many people don't understand him and why he hates Japanese thieves so much.
But Lao Ba understands him and supports him. Fortunately, Lao Ba is the emperor. Even if this is the only person in the world who understands him, Han You, it is enough.
