"Stop arguing with me."
Han You was not in the mood to watch the two of them flirting with each other, and pointed to Ningqing Palace on the steps: "What's going on with Your Majesty? Why didn't you approve the memorial in Jingzhi Palace after the dynasty was over?"
Wen Wu turned around and cursed secretly: "Fucking lecher!"
Zhou Tong: "Who is it?"
Wenwu: "Your father!"
Mentioning Zhou Tong's father, Wen Wu's blood pressure increased and he winked at Han You.
Wen Wu walked forward quickly, followed by Han You and four others.
After walking about thirty steps, Wen Wu shouted fiercely: "Your Majesty has fallen for the tricks of those two witches. He has only been emperor for a few days, and he is almost dead in his belly."
Han You: "Your Majesty comes to see those two Ying girls every day after leaving the court?"
"That's not what happened. I felt like I had lost my soul after being away for a while. It was even worse today. Then I went to court out of anger. I left the court shortly after going to court. After leaving the court, I returned to Ningqing Palace."
"Your Majesty is not a person without determination. How can two mere Japanese girls bewitch your Majesty like this?"
"Commander, you have never seen those two women. They are sisters. They are both beautiful. The elder sister is as timid as a rabbit. She is submissive and dare not breathe. The younger sister is hot-tempered and very wanton. Don't tell me. Your Majesty, even I..."
"Stop it now."
Han You quickly interrupted Wen Wu: "That is to say, His Majesty's thoughts are all on those two Ying girls now, and he didn't even approve the memorial?"
"Yes." Wenwu's eyes were bloodshot: "I have been approving the memorials these past few days, and I have to imitate His Majesty's handwriting for several days, and the handwriting is getting uglier day by day."
Han You: "..."
Wen Wu sighed and said: "It won't work for a long time. Fortunately, the commander-in-chief has entered the palace. Let's think of a trick."
"Hand over His Majesty and tell me that I have something to report."
"This..." Wen Wu shook his head and said, "I can't scream, I just fell asleep."
"Sleep most of the day?"
"I just went to bed after the day was over."
"Well, Eunuch Wen, you are the emperor's chamberlain after all. Can you use your words more gently?"
"Oh, I went to bed after the day was over."
Han You: "..."
Wen Wu added: "It's been a while."
Zhou Yan shouted angrily: "Why didn't you tell your teacher earlier?"
"I won't let you."
"Your Majesty won't allow it?"
"Empress De Fei refused." Wen Wu blushed and said, "As soon as I saw something was wrong with Your Majesty, I thought of sending someone to invite the Commander-in-Chief, but Concubine De did not allow it."
"Why not?"
"Shameful."
Wen and Wu feel helpless when it comes to mentioning this matter. It is a shame to say it well or not.
Whether he or Concubine De, they were actually the emperor's right-hand man in the harem, and the two of them took care of all the affairs in the harem.
As a result, two Ying girls came and made the harem a mess. It was not just as simple as what civil and military officials said. The old man seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit. He rewarded this one today and that one tomorrow, and even asked other concubines to go over and sleep with them. , that’s it, just fucking playing outdoor sports. If the foreign ministers find out about this, they will be embarrassed and thrown into grandma’s house.
Han You is not a foreign minister, but Concubine De is more afraid that the former will know about it, and that Han You will despise and look down on Lao Ba.
In fact, Wen and Wu thought the same way. If they had to choose between the two, the foreign ministers and Han You had to choose one who knew the inside story. He and De Fei would rather choose the foreign ministers.
When the foreign minister found out, the most he could do was scold him.
If Han You knew about it, he would probably be sad and disappointed.
"No way." Han You still felt that something was wrong: "I remember someone told me before that when His Majesty first ascended the throne, many foreign ministers offered women to the palace, but Your Majesty rejected them. Your Majesty is not a lecherous person. Senior."
"Oh, it's not a rejection."
Wenwu now also despises Lao Ba and is too lazy to hide it: "I will go back in about seven days."
"Return within seven days without any reason?"
"Not necessarily. Sometimes I'm busy with government affairs and don't do it seven times a day."
"I…"
Han You gave a thumbs up and was speechless.
"Teacher." Zhou Yan pulled Han You's sleeve and shook it: "Please think of a trick, my father can't go on like this."
Han You nodded: "I know."
Zhou Tong also pulled Han You's sleeve and shook it: "Then think quickly, my father can't go on like this."
"Get away from me!" Han You kicked Zhou Tong away, rubbing his eyebrows, feeling in trouble.
If it comes to other matters, he can't intervene too much. It involves a concubine. Even if she is not a concubine who is canonized according to the normal procedure, she is Lao Ba's woman. As a man, it is shameful to say that other people's women are not good.
"How about..." Wen Wu asked tentatively: "Call His Majesty to the Jingzhi Hall on the grounds that the eldest prince has returned to the capital?"
Han You didn't say anything. The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.
"Your Majesty did not gather a large army when he came to Beijing because he was afraid that the people of the world would suffer. Your Majesty ascended the throne for the sake of the army of the world. He became the emperor. He lived frugally every day, endured every day, and buried himself in the imperial court every day. , go to court, approve the memorial, and it will be unstoppable."
Han You shook his head and kept shaking his head: "How could Your Majesty, who is so determined, be obsessed with two Ying women, even if they are sisters, even if they are as tall as Clara and Liu Yan, even if they are as tall as Anne Hathaway, She looks like the young Monica Bellucci, and your Majesty should not be like this."
"Who knows."
Wen and Wu sighed: "Your Majesty is indeed as the commander-in-chief said. He is very determined. He cares about the army, the people, and the country. But ever since he met the sisters Duoxizi and Duofuzi that night, he seemed to have lost his soul. Yes, God is not guarding his home all day long.”
Just as he finished speaking, a guard ran over: "Grand Eunuch, Your Majesty is awake."
Wenwu: "Are you dressed?"
Guard: "It's sunrise again."
Han You was extremely speechless. His feelings were not because the cultural relics were of low quality, but perhaps because the overall quality of the palace was not very high.
It was three times since he got up again, and Han You couldn't even call out his boss, so he said depressedly: "Let's wait a little longer."
After thinking for a while, Han You looked at the guard: "When will it be... No, when will it be finished?"
"For a long time or a short time, sometimes His Majesty is possessed by the power of dragon spirit and tiger..."
Wen Wu scolded: "Stop flattering your mother and speak up!"
"Oh, as long as half an hour, as short as half a stick of incense."
Zhou Tong asked curiously: "Half an hour is more important, or half a stick of incense?"
"In the past few days, half a stick of incense was mostly used. In the first few days, half an hour was more common."
Zhou Tongle said: "Our father's body is getting worse and worse."
Zhou Yan looked at Zhou Tong's feet and stepped on them hard: "I'm still in the mood to joke!"
The guard asked tentatively: "I'll go back and listen to the meeting first, and then I'll inform the commander when it's almost over?"
Han You: "How do you know when it's almost over?"
"Towards the end, His Majesty will shout, I am going to throw away my armor."
The guard just said it, and he raised his hands and pushed his waist forward hard. After saying this, he was very happy.
Han You couldn't figure out whether the soldiers in the palace, including the civil and military personnel who followed Lao Ba,... would they treat Lao Ba as an emperor?
