If a candidate cheats, find out and put him on the pillar of shame.
The noses of all the important ministers present were so angry that they felt that Han You had gone too far.
Hanging on the pillar of shame, the Yidao camp troops explained the whole story.
The important officials present were all angry, feeling that Han You was still too soft-hearted.
In the time it took to fart, more than thirty candidates were found.
The disadvantages of sitting are the same, but the sitting postures are different. It can be said that there are all kinds of tricks to open the eyes of the emperor and his ministers.
Some kind of paint was used on the thigh to disguise it as a scar. When no one was paying attention, the "scar" was directly uncovered. Under the scar was written the essence of the law.
There was a big birthmark on the palm of my hand, densely packed, like a black rash. But when I looked closer, I saw it was all small letters. I had to look at it, but if I didn't, I thought it was a dense birthmark.
There is something fishy in the gaps between my fingers. When I open my fingers, the gaps open up like a fan...
The most awesome thing is that there is a student who even used the bird and rolled it directly into the bird's skin. This is the hardest to find. If the banker hadn't picked up his crotch when he saw that this guy was fine, he wouldn't have been able to find it.
It’s not like this candidate came in vain. According to the regulations, cheating tools need to be confiscated. Even though he didn’t get the rank, he might still be able to get a free circumcision.
The monarchs and ministers on the wooden platform were stunned.
They knew that some candidates would cheat, but they didn't expect that these so-called scholars would have such a good time.
The scientific examination pillar of shame could no longer be hung up. Ji Ying directly connected the pillars of shame with iron rings, and kept shouting, "Come closer, come closer, you can hang a few more, squeeze in, there are still more inside" place.
Qian Ji had already returned to the wooden platform, feeling that Lian Po was old. Han You had to take care of these brats. If it were him, he would not be able to defeat these candidates.
It was only then that everyone understood that there was a hole in the back of the examination room, on the wooden board facing the candidates' backs, which could be removed. If the invigilator or the Yidao camp troops in front pretended to leave temporarily, the candidates would take the opportunity to cheat. , but he didn’t know that his buttocks was immediately exposed, and the hole behind was opened, revealing everything at a glance.
Han Bairen, who was watching the excitement on the wooden platform, seemed to be amused and kept winking at Han You. Old Han liked to see scholars make fools of themselves. He liked the idea of a pillar of shame so much that hanging these candidates on the pillar of shame was considered a crime. The shame of the pillar of shame.
Don't blame Lao Han for taking pleasure in others' misfortune. It's easy to imagine how virtuous a candidate with such a character and temperament will be once he becomes an official.
There was silence on the wooden platform, and the emperor looked disappointed.
Lao Ba was a martial artist, and he climbed up the ranks step by step after joining the camp. He had never participated in the scientific examination. He had only heard that fraud in the scientific examination was common, but he did not expect that this group of candidates would go so far.
The ministers all fell silent, seeing that Boss Zhou was getting impatient.
It would be fine if the emperor is not here. The emperor and his ministers are all here. How dare the examinees cheat so rampantly? They are simply treating the scientific examination as a child's play. They don't even pay attention to the emperor and ministers on the wooden platform. You must know that this is under the eyes of the emperor. Underneath the scientific examination.
"Han You!"
Seeing that five or six more candidates were picked out, and there was no room for the pillar of shame, Boss Zhou finally couldn't help it anymore, slapped the desk and roared.
Han You rolled his eyes and ran over.
If you are angry, you can vent your anger on the examinee and call him uncle.
"Your Majesty, what's wrong?"
"These candidates, these candidates, these bastards!"
Boss Zhou gasped angrily and pointed at the pillars of shame: "Where will they put me, the civil and military officials of the dynasty, the imperial examination, and the country!"
"Your Majesty, calm down."
Han You chuckled and whispered: "All cheating candidates, please leave it to me. The results will definitely satisfy you."
"How can I be satisfied with this scientific examination..."
"Oh, come on, stop fretting, I have other things to do."
After Han You finished speaking, he turned around and left.
Wen and Wu's expression changed slightly. Han You was so impatient with the emperor that he left without even letting him finish his words. This completely showed that he did not take the emperor into consideration, and the emperor was still angry.
Sure enough, after Han You left, Boss Zhou frowned.
"He said that he would just leave the candidates to him, and he didn't let me ask questions. He only said that he would satisfy me. Han You..."
Boss Zhou turned to look at Wen Wu and grinned happily: "Then he will definitely be satisfied, haha."
Wenwu: "..."
Han You returned to the wooden platform, looked at the many empty examination rooms, and sneered again and again.
He also didn't expect that he could catch so many cheaters. In fact, he already knew that there were many cheating candidates, but he hadn't caught them yet.
This year, today, Han You has only one idea, and that is to make the scientific examination a joke. Only when it becomes a joke can a big breakthrough be achieved.
In fact, only scholars, aristocratic families, and officials know how ridiculous scientific examinations are.
For the common people, most people think that the scientific examination really selects the elite.
The reason why people have such "illusion" is not because they are ignorant, but because all they see is the "result", which is a very funny result.
It’s like during the Spring Festival travel rush at the end of the year, a reporter came to the train and kept interviewing passengers. Finally, he smiled happily in front of the camera. It’s great. Everyone bought a ticket to go home this year. It’s great.
Han You, who was carrying the iron whip, stopped patrolling the examination room and stood in the right corner with a sarcastic smile on his face.
Today is the first day. Within three days, as long as it is trash, at least 90% of it must be found. The son of the aristocratic family, hehe, it is the son of the aristocratic family.
The test area finally calmed down, and there was no way to cheat. The questions they bought were fake questions. The first lesson was not about the Ming Jing, so the candidates could only study with their real talents.
There is also a misunderstanding here, a misunderstanding made by many people.
The children of the aristocratic family receive the best education. This "best" is only compared to ordinary people. You must know that ordinary people have no chance to come into contact with books in their lifetime.
The children of the aristocratic family do not study hard in their humble beginnings, but regard reading and writing as a part of life and growth. Not all literate people memorize the Four Books and Five Classics by heart. If all the children of the aristocratic family have this kind of perseverance and hard-working spirit If so, there wouldn't be so many losers in the officialdom.
On the wooden platform, a man with a complex expression walked down. It was Zhao Tai, the Minister of Personnel.
Arriving next to Han You, Zhao Tai whispered: "Colonel Han, please take a step to speak."
Han You hummed and followed Zhao Tai for more than ten steps.
Far away from the wooden platform, Zhao Tai suddenly turned around and shouted: "You are trying to disgrace the imperial court!"
"Then what?"
Zhao Tai's eyes were as if they were about to spit fire: "You and I pretend to be confused while pretending to understand. In addition, from last night to today, there are no candidates in the villa. From ten to twenty-three, there is nothing like this, nothing like before, nothing heard, nothing seen." , do you know what the scene will be like after the three-day scientific examination, and the imperial court will become a laughing stock!"
Han You shrugged: "Then what?"
"you…"
Zhao Tai was so angry that he was shaking. He looked at Xian Mutai and took a deep breath to calm down.
"Okay, I don't want to ask you why you are like this. I just want to ask you, do you want to help Mr. Qian be promoted to Prime Minister?"
"It doesn't matter whether it is or not."
"If you want Mr. Qian to be promoted to prime minister, you don't have to fight over the scientific examination. I just need to give in."
Han You was stunned: "Why?"
"It's true that I want to be the Prime Minister and Assistant, but I can't let the court lose face!"
"Do you think the face of the imperial court..." Han You looked at Zhao Tai and couldn't understand for a moment: "is it more important than you being the prime minister?"
"nonsense!"
Zhao Tai gritted his teeth and said: "The imperial court is the center of a country. It is in charge of the people's livelihood, military equipment, money and food. If the imperial court loses its face and becomes a laughing stock, how will the people laugh at it? If they laugh at it, they will no longer trust the imperial court, trust the officials, or even trust the officials." His Majesty."
After finishing speaking, Zhao Tai pointed at the pillars of shame and said in a commanding tone: "Put those candidates down and drive them out of the villa. Don't do these ridiculous things. If word spreads, the scholars will be polite and sweep the floor."
"Master Zhao."
Han You suddenly laughed: "What do you care about, is the face of the court, or... the face of a scholar and a son of an aristocratic family?"
Zhao Tai fell silent, silence was the answer.
"Master Zhao, whether you are a prime minister or a minister, it has nothing to do with me. I just want to tell you one thing. After this year, every scientific examination must be done as this year."
Han You's face turned cold: "There are more than 180 examination rooms of various sizes in various township examinations. Every year, there are more than 100,000 yuan in scholarships for scientific examinations. For those candidates and aristocratic families who cannot be admitted in the examination rooms under your administration, I will I'll help you get the identity of the Yidao Guard. All the credit for the scientific examination will be yours. If you don't agree, I've been doing nothing in the past two years as the Yidao Guard's spokesperson, so I just prepared two Yidao. In the Wei Yamen Office, one is in the villa and the other is next to your staff, leading the Yi Dao Battalion to beat your staff every day!"
Han You suddenly reached out and patted Zhao Tai on the shoulder: "Think about it yourself, don't force me to ask you to go fishing."
