Han You had always thought that Lu Baichuan was Der enough, but it turned out that Jiang Zhui, who could play with him, was even more Der than him.
This kid climbed over the wall to reach Shentu Mansion and successfully touched Shentu Ming's courtyard. However, when he was putting out the incense, he was fussy for a long time and didn't understand what he was doing.
If you can't blow it, then blow it with your fingers.
After rubbing it with my fingers for a long time, I finally felt the powder, and then I licked it with my tongue.
Later, Jiang Zhui figured out that this thing had to be heated with fire, and then searched the Shentu Mansion for candles.
I found the candle, I found it in the woodshed, but it was impossible to light a candle and run back in the middle of the night.
Returning to Shen Tuming's courtyard with the extinguished candle, he found that there was no fire to light the candle.
Of course, if there was a fire, he wouldn't need to find a candle.
He wandered around again, crawling forward in the grass and darkness.
Fortunately, although the Shentu Mansion is large, it has very few servants. It is impossible for a hypocrite to have a group of wives, concubines, and servants like a cloud.
After finally finding a lantern, Jiang Zhui was a little undecided. He should just light it for Mi Xiang. He didn't know how long it would last. If he didn't light it, he couldn't run back with the lantern.
After thinking about it for a long time, God probably couldn't stand it any longer, so this guy found a hot trick.
After taking the fire certificate, I will run back to Shen Tuming's small courtyard and blow it.
As he was blowing, Shen Tuming woke him up, so he opened the door and took a look.
Shen Tuming might have a bit of a neurasthenia and couldn't sleep after waking up. Jiang Zhui lay down in the grass and waited slowly, slowly, and finally managed to get Shen Tuming to fall asleep, and then he lit the scent.
After lighting it, Jiang Zhui discovered another problem. The incense was just a small tube. There was smoke coming out from both sides, so he blew it. If it still couldn't be blown, he sucked it in. This time he inhaled, he almost didn't stop where he was.
It can be said that in the situation tonight, if Master Jiang Zhui had made a wrong step, he would have been back long ago.
The most terrible thing was not that Jiang Zhui struggled for a long time, but that he inhaled the incense and was about to faint. He mustered up energy and ran to the back of the rockery, only to faint when he fell down.
Han You and others were convinced. It was the first time they heard that a snitch could fall asleep immediately after stealing someone's house.
By the time Jiang Zhui woke up, less than half an hour had passed. At last he thought, screw it, don't use incense, use strong ones!
Unexpectedly, as soon as they entered the house, they discovered that Shen Tuming had been knocked unconscious, sleeping like a dead pig, with a "yin" in his arms.
When Jiang Zhui saw that there was nothing particularly valuable in the house, he brought it back to "Yin".
After climbing over the wall, Jiang Zhui was a little more motivated. Why couldn't Po Mixiang work well?
Then he tinkered all the way, and when he was about to reach the Han Mansion, he blew hard again, but he didn't understand it, and finally... took another breath.
Listening to the boy's intermittent explanation of the situation, Han You suddenly realized that no wonder this boy was like a close friend to Lu Baichuan.
Too lazy to complain, Han You directly put his hand into Jiang Zhui's arms and touched nothing for a long time.
Jiang Zhui's eyes were confused and he was drooling as he spoke. He put his hand into his crotch and took out a copper seal the size of a tassel's palm.
The copper seal is simple and simple, engraved with curved and convoluted seal script, and has the four characters "Xing De" written in it.
Everyone present who could read was dumbfounded.
The Shangshu on the official seal does not mean the six ministers, but the Shangshu of the Shangshu Province. Xingde is the current reign name of the dynasty. This seal is a special seal used by Prime Minister Shentu Gang to approve official documents and handle government affairs.
"Brother Chai."
Han You rubbed his teeth and said with a smile on his face: "Excuse me, do you know what this is?"
"If I guessed correctly, it's very valuable."
"If you guessed correctly, this is the official seal, or the official seal dedicated to the Prime Minister."
Jiang Zhui, who slowly woke up, grinned happily: "It's so good."
"Send it to your sister."
Han You slapped Jiang Zhui on the forehead, making him tremble with anger.
What he wanted was a "token of love". How much fake wine would Shen Tuming have to drink to give someone his father's official seal as a token of love?
Besides, Shen Tu Gang used this seal to approve official documents during the day. Mei Liu was kicked out two days ago, so the time didn't match up at all.
Moreover, if Zaifu's official seal is lost, four gates in the entire capital will have to be closed. This is a big deal, and it must be investigated to the end.
"I'm really convinced."
Han You really didn't know what to say, so he ordered Wang Hai: "Find a place to melt quickly, don't leave any clues..."
Halfway through, Han You suddenly showed a thoughtful expression.
After thinking for a moment, Han You murmured to himself.
"If you make a counterfeit now and return the counterfeit..."
"Shen Tu Gang will definitely not report to the official or take the initiative to tell others that he has lost his official seal. He will only investigate privately..."
"If he reports to an official, he will become the laughing stock of the world. He is a great minister and assistant, and he can't even bear the official seal. He is unheard of and unseen..."
"Since he won't retaliate, I'll make do with the fake one first. After a while, I will hand it over on my own initiative, saying that the Yidao Guards caught a snitch and found it from the snitch's home..."
"In addition to finding the official seal, I also found the snitch's big-character poster, which was scribbled on and stamped with Zaifu's seal..."
"At that time, the emperor and his ministers will not only know that Shen Tu Gang has lost his official seal, but also know that this old boy kept it a secret to avoid embarrassment, and his heart is to be punished. If the Yidao Guards hadn't caught this thief, only those who had the seal of the Prime Minister would Big-character posters will turn the court into a laughing stock..."
The more Han You spoke, the brighter his eyes became, and finally he snapped his fingers: "Yes, that's it, hurry up, make a replica and send it back before dawn, hurry up, hurry up."
Everyone around was dumbfounded. Pei Qi looked at Han You and took a breath. He felt that he was despicable enough, but he didn't expect that there was another mountain higher than the other.
Wang Hai was the first to react and quickly said to Fu Yuxiang: "Bring the seal back to the villa quickly. Ji Ying is good at this. There are a lot of materials and copper materials next to the villa. Let him quickly copy one and send it over. Then send the fake ones back.”
Fu Yuxiang snatched away the seal, ran out of the mansion and got on his horse.
Jiang Zhui asked miserably: "Do you want to give it back?"
Zhang Zhuo volunteered and said, "Shao Yin, go ahead. This guy is such a waste."
"OK."
Han You nodded, very confused: "But why does Shen Tugang have the official seal in Shen Tu Ming's hand and sleep with the official seal in his arms at night?"
Everyone looked at each other and couldn't think of an answer. They could only pray that Shen Tuming's sleep quality would be better and that he would not wake up before A Zhuo sent back the fake official seal.
"Your Majesty, I have a guess."
Pei Qi suddenly spoke: "This Shen Tuming is a heavenly eunuch with a perverse and violent personality. He was an official in the former dynasty and had a bright future. However, he suffered a sudden change and his body was broken. Now he is like a useless person. So he said this I have become obsessed with official position and power, and at night, I can’t sleep without hugging the official seal that represents the power of the prime minister.”
Han You shuddered: "This kid is really perverted, he turns out to be a fetishist."
