Han You finally followed Pei Qi.
A team must have both wolves who are good at fighting, eagles with foresight, and cunning foxes. They cannot be just slackers, poor guys, and idle guys.
Han You promised Pei Qi that if this happened, he would let him join the Yidao Guards. It was the Yidao Guards, and he would be an official if he entered, not the Yidao camp.
Pei Qi was ecstatic about this performance and began to live in peace.
First of all, he needs to have a detailed understanding of Mei Liu, what kind of person he is, and what kind of heart he has. Only with this understanding can he carry out customized "packaging" and "hype".
Mei Liu explained his situation in detail, and Pei Qi was very satisfied.
The first step in spreading rumors is to engrave words.
Mei Liu was a little repelled. He could bleed and sweat, but only had words carved on his butt. He was afraid that he would not be able to find a wife in the future.
Pei Qi stared at Mei Liu: "If it hadn't been for the young lady, you would have been disabled by now, and you would have died in the capital and been thrown into a mass grave, right?"
Mei Liu nodded subconsciously.
Pei Qi: "That means that the young lady treats En Tong again as if she were her parents again, yes or no."
Mei Liu nodded subconsciously.
Pei Qi: "The commander who invites the young lady into the house is the young lady's husband. If the young lady is your mother, the commander will be like your father, right?"
Mei Liu nodded subconsciously.
Pei Qi: "Your body, hair, and skin are affected by your parents, so now your father wants you to engrave words, will you comply or not?"
Mei Liu hesitated: "Shall I follow...?"
"Brother, feel free, okay."
Pei Qi suddenly stood up: "Come on, take off your pants and stick them up!"
Fu Yuxiang, Lu Baichuan, and Jiang Zhui rushed over, pulling off the pants of others and pressing down on others.
Han You slapped Lu Baichuan on the buttocks and said, "Just press me down and I'll fuck him with his feathers!"
Pei Qi was very considerate. It was almost winter, so he brought a fan with him and put it in Mei Liu's mouth.
"Those who achieve great things don't stick to trivial matters. You trade your butt for the face of the Prime Minister. You are the first person in the history. Congratulations, congratulations."
Mei Liu nodded heavily, basically being deceived.
Wang Hai drew out his short sword and grabbed the tip of the knife. Han You was startled and quickly snatched the knife away.
Although Brother Hai has recognized a lot of characters in the past few days, the word "ming" is relatively complicated. If it is written as ming, Brother Hai may not be able to write it.
In fact, there is also a knowledge point here. Whether speaking or writing ancient Chinese, it is different from what most people of later generations understand.
Whether it is the way they speak or the words they write, they are extremely obscure and difficult for later generations to understand. This is ancient Chinese, which is divided into three periods.
From the Shang and Zhou Dynasties to the Western Jin Dynasty, it was the ancient Chinese language, and its pronunciation was the ancient pronunciation.
From the Southern and Northern Dynasties to the Song Dynasty, it was Medieval Chinese and was pronounced as Medieval Chinese.
From the Yuan Dynasty to the early Qing Dynasty, it was basically understandable, that is, modern Chinese, near ancient pronunciation.
These ancient Chinese languages are also called "elegant words", which is the "language" promoted by Confucius and his disciples. The elegant words of Zi in "The Analects", including poems, books, and rituals, are all elegant words.
It also took Han You a long time to adapt, and then he successfully led the people around him astray.
Language is secondary. Han You struggled to read words, letters, etc., and there were no punctuation marks.
This was also the reason why he admired Wang Hai. The latter went from being unable to read a basket of Chinese characters to being able to understand the Four Books and Five Classics in just one month. He was really considered a genius, but it looked like he was a genius. Although I can understand it, it is very difficult to write it. The characters are written like those of future generations of experts.
Han You handed the dagger to Pei Qi, who took a deep breath and squatted behind Mei Liu.
This kid seemed to be a little short-sighted, he was a little close, frowning, holding the tip of the knife.
"Brother Mei Liu, the knife is a bit big, please bear with it."
Mei Liu nodded heavily: "Come on, don't pity me!"
Pei Qi began to strike.
Han You breathed out coldly when he saw it.
You must know that Shen Tuming is from a famous family after all, and he writes in traditional Chinese. It would be okay if he wrote in simplified Chinese, "My love, Ming" is not too complicated, but according to Shen Tuming's habit, he has to write "My love, Ming".
There are twenty-eight strokes in simplified Chinese and thirty-four strokes in traditional Chinese, which is six more strokes.
Han You thought Mei Liu would scream, but after finishing writing, Mei Liu turned around, a little confused, as if asking, "That's it"?
To Mei Liu, this kind of pain was really nothing, not as painful as being whipped with a riding crop.
Pei Qi's calligraphy is very good and has everyone's style.
"Commander, let's start acting old."
Han You had a question mark on his head: "Can the wound be made old?"
"Yes, if you don't make it old, it will make people see that it is a new injury, and it will waste time to wait for a few days."
Han You clasped his fists. This was definitely not the first time Pei Qi had done this. He had only heard of distressing antiques, but this was the first time he heard that wounds could be distressed.
The second step in spreading rumors is copying.
Pei Qi now needs Shen Tuming's handwriting. He wants to imitate it and then write a "love letter" in Shen Tuming's handwriting.
The third step in spreading rumors is momentum.
To build momentum, Pei Qi asked Han You to spread the news in various entertainment venues in Beijing. Shen Tuming also went to flower boats, brothels and other places, but instead of looking for young ladies, he looked for big brothers. The bigger the better, and he also asked the young ladies to say they had seen him before. Shentu Ming's bare buttocks were covered with calluses.
The fourth step in spreading rumors is to establish love tokens.
The young master of the Shentu Mansion cannot just give a broken stone as a token of love because he is reluctant to give up his child. He must not only be of high value, but also need others to be able to confirm that it is from the Shentu Mansion with a little guidance.
This really stumped Han You. A group of people discussed it for a long time but couldn't come up with a reason. Finally, Pei Qi came up with an idea, just "steal" something from Shen Tuming's bedroom.
Han You suddenly felt that the money was well spent. Apart from anything else, Pei Qi was as courageous as he could be and would use any means to achieve his goals.
Jiang Zhui volunteered to do the job and went there at night.
Everyone didn't know if Jiang Zhui was up to the task, but the boy looked confident, so we could only trust him tentatively.
What surprised everyone was that Pei Qi had made a detailed plan for this "steal".
First, a commotion was caused outside the Shentu Mansion. It was best to let the young prince Zhou Yan take charge of this matter. He brought a group of guards and pretended to be drunk and made a lot of noise at the door. This could attract the attention of the servants and guards in the manor, and make noises in the east and west. , Jiang Zhui climbed over the wall from the back.
Before that, Mei Liu had to draw a "map", the topographic map of Shentu Mansion, the location of each room, etc.
She also needs to use incense. Shen Tuming may not go out to watch the fun, so she has to stun him.
A group of people looked at each other in confusion, not quite understanding what this confusing fragrance was about.
Then Pei Qi wrote down an address, the address of his home, saying that there was this thing under the bed.
Everyone looked at Pei Qi very strangely now.
The fifth step in spreading rumors is to bribe.
Mei Liu is not the only servant who was beaten in Shentu Mansion. There must be others who hold grudges. As long as they bribe one or two, they will stand up with Mei Liu and cry out that Shentu Mansion does not treat people as human beings. This can deepen the relationship. external credibility.
Clever lies and rumors must not be groundless, but must be true and false, true within the false, and false within the true. Only in this way can there be credibility.
After completing these five steps, as long as nothing goes wrong, Zaifu will definitely be disgraced.
Han You expressed high praise for Pei Qi's despicable and shameless behavior, and then called Fu Yuxiang and Lu Baichuan aside to do two things.
First, Pei Qi cannot leave Fu Yuxiang's sight until this matter is over.
Second, Lu Baichuan immediately went to inquire, inquire, and investigate what the background of this guy Pei Qi was and what he had experienced. As for his character, there was no need to check, he could tell.
After Han You whispered to the two of them, he just turned around and found Pei Qi beside the stone table looking at him.
Han You pretended that nothing happened and walked over. Unexpectedly, Pei Qi suddenly saluted and took off his pants.
"Although the student is a litigant, he cannot go into the court, and the Mei Liu brothers are not good at speaking and will inevitably make mistakes. The student feels that it is better to carve a few words on it to pretend to be the victim, and say that the student is the male favorite raised by the Shentu Mansion in the city."
Han You looked confused. After staring at Pei Qi for a long time, he nodded slightly and then said to Fu Yuxiang: "You don't have to keep an eye on him anytime and anywhere."
Indeed, there is no need to keep an eye on him. Pei Qi is very smart, and he has accepted the certificate of surrender. Once he is engraved with the name, he will become the most hated person in the Shentu Mansion, just like Mei Liu.
