As soon as Pei Qi asked this question, everyone except Han You didn't look very good. They thought this kid was looking for death.
Fu Yuxiang pulled out the knife directly: "Too much nonsense, give me the money back."
"You should calm down for a while."
Han You glared at Fu Yuxiang, looked at Pei Qi up and down, and said with a half-smile, "You're curious?"
"It's not that I'm curious, it's just that... I just received someone's money to help others solve the disaster. Since I gave you twenty guan, I have to do this job well. If I don't know the reason, I can't write the petition. If I can't write it well, the job will be ruined. Xiao Even worse."
"That makes sense."
Han You became interested: "But you asked me why I wanted to sue Zaifu, and also said that I would do a good job. It seems that you are very confident?"
"The villain doesn't dare, he just doesn't dare to neglect."
When Pei Qi saw that Han You was not angry, he became more courageous: "The little man dared to speak out. The little man felt that if he could not bring down the prime minister by relying solely on brother Mei Liu's words, he would be vindicated. Even if the drum is broken, you will not be sued. Not only will you not be sued, you will steal the chicken but lose the rice."
"Then what kind of rhetoric should I use to persuade you to surrender?"
"No amount of excuses will ever fail."
"Seeking death!" Fu Yuxiang was furious: "Pay back the money!"
Pei Qi didn't even look at Fu Yuxiang, but looked at Han You with a somewhat wretched face and a hint of determination.
"Lord Commander, let alone twenty guan, even two hundred guan. I can't make the Mei Liu brothers bring down Master Zaifu."
Han You's smile grew stronger: "Then let's talk about how we can sue."
"I can't sue you, but..." Pei Qi stood up and kowtowed three times, then summoned up the courage to say: "If the commander can find a job for me, even if it is to work for you, I will definitely do it for you." It will make Zaifu and his son the laughingstock of the capital!"
Fu Yuxiang and others were stunned. Wang Hai put down his book and looked at Fu Yuxiang with a faint look.
Han You couldn't laugh or cry: "You want to hang out with me?"
"I am willing to do my best for the adults!"
"Why?"
"The villain knows some of the deeds of the adults. That gentleman..." Pei Qi looked at Wang Hai: "It is Wang Hai, your attendant. One of your attendants took out tens of thousands of silver in his sleeve. I gave you twenty tickets without blinking an eye, but there was no strange expression on your face. I just felt... I felt that if I was lucky enough to follow you, as long as I work faithfully, I would be able to prosper!"
Han You laughed loudly: "Then do you have any special skills?"
"have."
"Talk about it."
"Shameless, despicable, confusing right and wrong, gossiping, cunning and cruel!"
Han You: "..."
Everyone looked at each other.
Pei Qi seemed to be making a life-or-death decision: "Please give me a chance."
"Listen to what you said, you are not a good person." Han You looked strange and touched his nose: "Then...then you can put on a show."
With a "pop" sound, Pei Qi threw the bamboo slips to the ground, startling Han You.
"Brother Mei Liu." Pei Qi's eyes were glaring: "Change everything you just said."
Mei Liu asked stupidly: "Change...how to change it?"
"For a little guy like you, there is only one way to hurt Zaisu."
Pei Qi smiled sinisterly: "That's a lifetime of gambling, using your lifetime of fame to make Zaifu a laughing stock!"
Mei Liu didn't know why: "Yes, how to do it."
"What you just said is that Shen Tu Ming, the eldest young master of Shen Tu Mansion, beats and scolds servants like you on weekdays. It's inappropriate. It's very inappropriate. You should carve a letter on it."
"Engraving?" Han You was confused: "What words are engraved?"
"My love, Ming!"
Jiang Zhui, who was drinking tea and watching the excitement next to him, sprayed Lu Baichuan all over his head and face with a puff.
Han You was dumbfounded: "You mean..."
"What's the point of beating and scolding your servants? Who among the high-ranking officials in the capital doesn't beat and scold their servants?"
Pei Qi stood up and put his hands behind his back, showing everyone's demeanor at a glance.
"If you carve the words "My love, Ming" on your butt, just say it was carved by Shen Tu Ming. The worst is that you won't be able to use a soldering iron to burn it with a soldering iron in the future. If you use your butt, you will lose the face of the Zaifu family!"
Pei Qi shook his head and said: "Shen Tuming is a man of heavenly castration. Many people have heard about it for a long time. It is nothing new. But if it is said that he has the good qualities of Long Yang, everyone will definitely know about it."
Fuyuxiang subconsciously took a step back, fearing that one day thunder would accidentally hurt him again.
Han You gave a thumbs up: "Mr. Pei, please continue."
"Looking for someone to buy a house in Bei City, he said that Shen Tuming bought it for him. The Mei Liu brothers beat drums and complained, took the land deed and said they didn't want it. They just wanted justice. This is fair... Hehe, it was obviously privately agreed with Shen Tuming. Shen Tuming will stay with him for the rest of his life, why should he abandon the Mei Liu brothers now?"
"In addition to the land deed, there is also a token of love. When I go to the hall, I cry. I cry so hard that my heart is broken. The more people there are, the harder I cry. Not only do I have to cry, but I also have to die. Before I die, I have to talk about my next life. I am determined to renew my relationship with Shen Tuming, and he also said that in the next life, if you become a woman, I will repay him."
The entire back garden was full of gasps.
Pei Qiyue said, his voice getting louder and louder: "You are suing the Prime Minister, not Shen Tuming. Why did you go to Bei City to chase you? It was because Shen Tugang broke your scandal and forced his son Shen Tuming to commit suicide with his own hands." The bad fate between you!"
Mei Liu's face turned pale and he stood there, his mind going blank. Will he be able to find a wife in the future?
"You must remember to shout loudly at the end, old thief Shentu, it is true that I, Mei Liu, have been torn apart by you beating me up, but even if you die, you will not let you get me again, you just got me Body, but you will never get my heart. My heart only belongs to A Ming!"
In the back garden, both those who were silent and those who were not silent were silent.
Han You swallowed.
He now faces two choices. One, accept the other party and use it for himself.
Second, kill the opponent directly to prevent this guy from taking refuge with others in the future. If he really takes refuge with the enemy, the consequences will be disastrous.
When Pei Qi saw that Han You was silent, he became a little nervous and saluted: "If the commander feels it is inappropriate, I... there are even more disgusting things. Do you want to listen to it?"
Han You was shocked: "Is there another version?"
"Yes, yes, yes, but you have to find another girl, saying she is a maid who escaped from Shentu Mansion."
"Then what?"
"Shen Tuming lost his mother when he was young. In addition, the eunuch has a very weird nature. He hugs the maid and calls his mother every day, and also wants his mother to beat him every day. If he doesn't beat him every day, he will feel itchy and uncomfortable, and he can't sleep."
Han You: "..."
"Aren't you satisfied, sir? I still have one, little one. There is actually a reason why Shen Tu Ming is said to be a heavenly eunuch. When he was young, his father Shen Tu Gang had a human face and a beast heart..."
"Brother, please take a break, stop now." Han You waved his hands repeatedly: "The first one, the first one will do. This commander wants to disgust Shen Tu Gang, not to make Shen Tu Gang fight me to the death with a big knife."
