Han You's eyes widened. He didn't expect that his old father turned out to be a delinquent...an old delinquent with tattoos!
In fact, there were tattoos in ancient times. They can be traced back to the Stone Age and the Neolithic Age. People would tattoo some patterns on their bodies, mainly on their faces, such as birds and animals, which are also called tattoos.
The pattern on Han Bairen's body is engraved with tattoos, and there is a Qiongqi on his back, which looks fierce and lifelike.
This is also Han Bairen's "word", Han Qiongqi.
Han Bairen has always disliked his "word", thinking that Qiongqi means that he has been surprisingly poor since he was a child.
In fact, Qiongqi is one of the four evil spirits in myths and legends.
Qiongqi, a descendant of Shaohao, the Western Emperor of Heaven, worshiped evil deeds, was exiled by Shun, and moved to the Four Descendants to ward off demons. Together with Taotie, Chaos, and Taotie, they are also known as the Four Ancient Evils.
"The Classic of Mountains and Seas. Hai Nei Bei Jing" records that Qiongqi looks like a tiger, is as big as an ox, and has two wings on his back.
On the left shoulder lies a "Gu eagle", also known as the Zhuan eagle. It looks like a bird but not a bird. It looks like an eagle as a whole, with horns on its head, and its cry is like a baby crying.
On the right chest is a large broken tortoise shell shield, with a Bagua diagram in the middle of the shield.
On the lower back is a cockroach fish, a strange beast in the Classic of Mountains and Seas. It is a strange beast with a fish body but bird wings. It can make bird calls like a mandarin duck. It is said that wherever this kind of fish appears, there will be fish. flood.
Everyone was dumbfounded, staring at the lifelike tattoos on Han Bairen's body.
Many people have seen tattoos. In fact, this is also common in the military. There are also some knights and brave and fierce blind people in the community who will tattoo patterns on their skin, which they call tattoos.
The ancients were quite superstitious. Many generals who killed many people would tattoo certain "treasures" on their skin to seek peace of mind through these patterns. However, after all, it was not something that could be done in a dignified society. It would not be publicized, let alone Got it all over my body.
Lu Baichuan, Zhang Zhuo, Guo Peng, and Jiang Zhui have all met a few, but none of them are as exaggerated as Han Bairen. This kind of hobby is a bit advanced for them, but it looks extremely terrifying, making a group of fierce soldiers Han was really envious.
In addition to his tattoos, Han Bairen's body also stunned everyone.
In fact, when Han Bairen usually wears official robes, everyone feels awkward, and it looks like a tight suit. As soon as Han Bairen returns to Jingzhao Mansion, he should open his arms, otherwise he will be in panic.
Now that all the clothes are taken off, everyone understands what's going on. This damn guy can no longer be described as strong.
In fact, many generals and warriors in ancient times were relatively fat. This kind of fatness is not puffy, but soft, but has muscles under the thick fat. The fat mass and muscle content are very high.
Han Bairen is different. There is no fat at all. His whole body is made of tendons, like steel. His big breasts cannot be covered by a mask. The most awesome thing is that there is not a single scar on his body. Not a single scar. nothing.
If you often walk by the river, your shoes won't get wet. If a general on the battlefield has no scars on his body, there are two situations: first, he never charges into battle and sits in the rear; second, he is highly skilled in martial arts and charges into battle, but never gets hacked.
In the second case, no one has seen it, but now, they have seen it.
Everyone knows more or less what Han Bairen did when he was in the army. This fierce man has no scars on his body, which is enough to explain something.
This kind of body is simply not something that normal people can develop, and it is useless to practice it specially. Even in future generations, you will have to become a technological warrior and take drugs every day.
Seeing everyone looking at him, Han Bairen blushed and waved his hands repeatedly: "When I was a child, my mother-in-law was not sensible and embroidered randomly. It was a joke. It was a joke."
After saying that, Han Bairen jumped directly into the pool. As if a depth charge had exploded, the pool was a little shallower.
As soon as Old Han's figure was exposed, Lu Baichuan and others were too embarrassed to take off their clothes.
Apart from the terrifying tattoos and muscles, there was something else that made them extremely ashamed.
It is worth mentioning that Zhou Yan's eyes shone. The more he looked at the pattern on Han Bairen's back, the brighter his eyes became. He began to think about what kind of pattern he could get after being beaten several times by Boss Zhou.
"father."
Han You jumped down confused, and while lathering his father with soap, he asked: "Did my grandma make this for you?"
"Oh, my father was young at that time, and your grandmother was not sensible. She listened to a charlatan on the mountain and said that my father was a very evil person. She had to calm down, and then she embroidered more and more."
Han You didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "That's ridiculous. Grandma must have been deceived. There is no such thing as a terrible fate."
"It's not like that. I suffered all the pain in vain. I embroidered the most before joining the army."
Speaking of this, Han Bairen laughed loudly: "A few years later, my father returned to his hometown to visit his grave and went up the mountain to look for the charlatan. However, he could not find the charlatan. When his disciples found him, he beat him up randomly. After a few meals, he calls himself a fucking hermaphrodite, bah, he’s a charlatan.”
"Wait a minute."
Han You and Beimen Yuyong looked at each other: "Is the man you beat up named Duan Qianfeng?"
"I forgot. Two bitches, I just remember whether one is called Yin Han or Yang Han."
"Yin Qiuhan?"
"Yes, yes," Han Bairen said happily, "That's the bitch."
Lu Baichuan, who was standing next to him, looked at Jiang Zhui: "Isn't it your junior brother who is so naughty?"
Jiang Zhui nodded: "It seems to be Junior Brother's bitch."
After finishing speaking, Jiang Zhui suddenly seemed to realize something and patted the water: "I'm humble and that bitch is incompatible with each other!"
Lu Baichuan: "How about I help you clean up the house?"
Jiang Zhui buried the lower half of his face in the pool, his eyes staring straight.
He was afraid of scolding Lu Baichuan to fuck him.
Han You was filled with emotions.
When people think the world is big, it turns out to be small.
No wonder Duan Qianfeng wasn't even afraid of the emperor when he was in the Imperial College. He was immediately frightened when he heard his father's name. He had been taught his feelings.
Han You squeezed Lao Han's hard-as-iron shoulders with both hands. He had mixed feelings. Life, life, why don't you make me sigh with emotion. It turns out that the two old masters in the Imperial College had an old relationship with their father.
In fact, Han You always thought his father was quite funny. He always bumped into his father's "old friends" inadvertently, either someone who had been beaten, or... someone who had been beaten.
When they were almost done soaking, Han You took his father to the steam room, cheering and hugging him.
Many customers nearby knew Han You, and even if they didn't know him, they knew who this guy was. As soon as they heard that his father was coming, they had to give him some face whether they wanted to, so they put on their clothes and ran away to go somewhere else to play.
Beimen Yuyong also knows how to do business, and each person gave half a bar of soap as a gift.
In the steam room, the sweating dad was enjoying himself. Suddenly he saw Wang Hai squatting in the corner reading, and he kicked him.
"If you don't study well every damn day, if I see you studying again, I will skin you!"
Brother Hai, who had been kicked, was so smart that he threw the Book of Songs directly into the fire pit.
Dad was satisfied: "I'll learn more from now on."
"Yes, I remember it, little one."
Wang Hai laughed along with him. He had a lot of this crap. There were several books under the bed and two on the corner of the table.
Zhu Shang came running with a gloomy look on his face: "My boss, the emperor is here, saying he wants to wish Mr. Han a birthday."
Han You was unhappy: "How did he know about my father's birthday?"
A figure sneakily tried to open the door and leave. Everyone looked at it, and Dachuan'er turned around and laughed dryly.
Han You's good mood was wiped out: "Now how much money will I have to pay to clear out the idlers? It will really add to the chaos."
"I just brought the old attendant without any guards. It seems I don't want to make any noise."
"Oh?" Han You said happily: "You are very sensible. Did you bring a gift?"
"It seems not. His hands are empty. There is a baggage hanging on the shoulder of the entourage. There is nothing on it."
Han You couldn't be happy anymore.
Uncle Qin also came running: "Master, Master, Mr. Zhou, the Minister of Industry, is also here."
Han You: "Did you bring a gift?"
"Bring a baggage."
"Pier?"
"The young master is really clever, Pi'er."
