Han You was frightened, fearing that Liu Shun would hit Boss Zhou in the face with a soft stick, so he quickly pulled the idiot away.
"Your Majesty, why don't you put some soap on it."
"Soap?" The emperor opened his eyes, turned around and asked, "What is it."
"Decontaminated."
"Try it."
Liu Shun immediately beamed when he heard this.
Once he sells a soap, he can make twenty-five cents.
Before Han You could speak, the guy turned around and took out a piece of soap from the bamboo basket: "Your Majesty, you have to lie down and stick it out."
Han You was exhausted physically and mentally: "Lie down and rub your back."
Boss Zhou was extremely tolerant towards ordinary people, especially those in the military. He happily supported his body, and Zhou Yan took the opportunity to grab a pot of water and pour it on him.
Han You quickly got out of the way. He usually didn't notice that this guy was so passive that he almost had the drain hole blocked.
After Boss Zhou lay down, he turned around and was about to speak to Liu Shun. He realized something was wrong. This guy was just yelling like that. It looked like something was wrong.
Liu Shun was still enjoying himself and used a palm-sized soap to rub Boss Zhou's body.
When he moved, the emperor subconsciously moved his head back, fearing that he would be slapped.
Just when he was about to say something, Boss Zhou felt the silky smoothness on his back and the smoothness on his buttocks, and he hummed in comfort.
"Wait!"
The old eunuch suddenly came over: "What is this? We need to test it for poison first."
Liu Shun, who had just wiped Boss Zhou's butt, could only grab the soap and hand it to the old eunuch.
Han You was a little confused: "This is for external use, not for internal use. Eunuch Wen, please don't tell me that you want to take a bite."
Wenwu observed for a long time, but did not bite. Instead, he turned to look at the other ministers. After observing for a moment, he saw nothing unusual and handed the soap back.
It can be seen that this old eunuch is not stupid either.
Unexpectedly, the soap was too slippery and Liu Shun failed to catch it properly, so the soap fell to the ground.
The guy didn't think much, turned around, bent down and started picking it up.
Boss Zhou was dumbfounded. It felt like an alien life form was staring into his soul.
The old eunuch scolded him directly: "You are a blind fool, why don't you get up quickly and dare to look at Long Yan with your buttocks!"
He might as well have kept silent. Fortunately, when he said something, everyone else looked over.
Liu Shun started to tremble again. Just as he was about to kneel down, Boss Zhou pulled him in the wrong place. He let go as if he was electrocuted.
Old Master Liu's face turned red and he subconsciously looked at Han You.
Didn't we agree at the beginning that we would not sell our bodies if we were performing arts, even if he were the emperor?
Han You took a deep breath and didn't know what to say.
Fortunately, the emperor was more generous. He laughed and sat up: "This soap is really wonderful. It's smooth to begin with, so what's the use?"
When Liu Shun asked about soap, he became excited again. He nodded and bowed and said: "To remove dirt, oil, and mud, distinguished guest, please buy one. It's not expensive. It's only 150 yuan. It will last a long time. I'll give it to you if you're small." A pedicure for you.”
"It's expensive, but if it really has such wonderful functions as you said, I would buy one no matter what."
Liu Shun was greatly disappointed: "Only one piece?"
Han You really couldn't bear it this time, so he kicked Liu Shun's big white buttocks: "Get out of the way quickly."
The emperor was not happy: "All the troops are like this. Don't blame him. Okay, they are all good craftsmen. Tell me how much wages you give them."
"Thousands and five hundred liters."
"How many!"
The emperor suddenly became angry: "Han You, your damn conscience is too good to be eaten by a dog!"
Han You was stunned: "It's quite a lot, three times higher than the normal employees in Beijing."
"Fart, I'll give you one year..."
Han You was convinced and interrupted: "One month, thank you."
"One month?" This time it was the emperor's turn to be confused: "1,500 yuan a month, so much?!"
"Yeah." Han You shrugged: "If you don't care about food and housing, it's 1,800 yuan."
Boss Zhou rubbed his teeth, frowned and whispered, "Is it too much?"
Liu Shun's nose next to him was so angry that he said, "Zhou Ke, you are Male Gobi!"
Zhou Yan said with a smile: "Not only that, you will get at least fifteen cents for each soap. If you sell a piece of soap, you will get an additional twenty-five cents. If you let the guest go to other places to have fun, you will also have to pay A lot."
"so much?"
Boss Zhou's eyes turned red: "No, no, no, it's too much. It's just a mere military force with their armor removed. He can't spend all of it even if I give him so much."
Liu Shun gritted his teeth and looked around.
Is there any king's law? This bird-feathered fool has no one to rebel against. Is there anyone who cares about it? If no one cares about it, I will just rub him to death!
Boss Zhou lowered his voice and said: "At least here you can eat and drink and have a waiter do it. Save money and ask me to give it to the soldiers at the border. Thinking of those soldiers makes my heart hurt like a needle."
Liu Shun withdrew his gaze and smiled.
This stupid king is still a fool. I will spare your life today.
"Oh, if you work harder, you will get more. If you work more, I will earn more. I will earn more..."
Han You blinked at Boss Zhou.
"Ha, ha, ha, I understand." Boss Zhou laughed heartily: "I understand, I understand."
Han You was still smiling.
I understand, you little baby fish, if I make more money, you have to call me big brother.
Boss Zhou, who was very happy with Long Yan, slapped his thigh: "Yes, I am in a good mood. Don't rub it anymore. I go to find civil and military officials to get the reward."
Eight strong men with big naked buttocks immediately surrounded Wenwu, and they all cried out.
The old eunuch gasped.
Your Majesty, you are... killing someone, and you want to kill someone? !
In pain, Wen Wu closed his eyes, took out a banknote worth the same amount from his sleeve, threw it to someone, gritted his teeth and said: "The rest will be divided."
The eight bathing buddies were satisfied, dispersed, and continued to rub.
Boss Zhou was sitting there, filial to his son Zhou Yan, washing the foam with a spoon.
Han You was not idle either. When he saw the skinny Zhou Zhenghuai's back was red from rubbing, he walked over and drove the bath master away.
Patting the bath towel, Han You said cheerfully: "Just tell me if it hurts you."
Before Zhou Zhenghuai could say anything, Han You started rubbing the guy's back.
Zhou Zhenghuai cursed in a low voice: "You little bastard, you are here to trick me again. Others will think that you and I are inseparable from each other."
"You are my uncle, it's nothing more than an irreversible friendship."
Han You chuckled and continued rubbing.
Although Zhou Zhenghuai was scolding, his old face was full of red light. He winked at the two ministers next to him proudly, and pretended to shout: "Use your strength, I have told you so many times, on weekdays Liduoduo strengthens his body, but I don’t even feel anything.”
Shen Tugang, who was pouting at the side, looked like a migrant worker who had been robbed of his job, with his old mouth pouting like something else.
Besides, Boss Zhou, who is holding the soap, likes it more and more the more he looks at it. If he goes back to the palace and rubs it on those old and young women, hehe.
"Prince You." Boss Zhou saw that Han You was looking for someone to explain other matters, and whispered: "I ask you, how much money can this summer resort make every month?"
"I don't know."
"How much money did Han You invest?"
"I don't know."
Boss Zhou put down the soap: "Then what do you know?"
Zhou Yan said stupidly: "Learn from your husband, you will never finish it in your lifetime."
"Idiot." The emperor lowered his voice again: "Han You is your teacher. For such a big business, I won't tell you... I won't tell you how to share some of it with you. You are a noble person in Tianhuang, so you have to take the initiative."
Zhou Yan scratched the back of his head and was about to speak when Boss Zhou guided him: "Tell Han You later that you need some help, not too many. If you two make it..."
Zhou Yan couldn't laugh or cry: "Father, 20%, why do you need to let the child go..."
"Then it's 10%!" Boss Zhou said viciously: "This summer resort is a profitable business, no matter what, 10% is good. After you make money, my father will save it for you, and I will return it to you when you grow up."
"One percent?"
Zhou Yan was extremely speechless. Just now Han You said he would give him 30%, but in the end, his father didn't open up the situation at all.
"Father, listen to my son, in fact..."
"Shut up!"
Boss Zhou said with a tigerish face: "If you don't even pay 10%, what's the use of me raising you!"
"But Father, sir, give me..."
"I really don't want to give it. Even if you accept him as your foster father, you still need 10%. If I don't have a good night's sleep, don't you even understand the principle of a thief?"
"Father, listen..."
"I won't listen. It's settled. If you don't come, I will skin you!"
Zhou Yan sighed.
Comparing my father and my husband, hey, they are not even a bit worse.
Just as Han You finished rubbing himself, he came over.
Boss Zhou seemed to have a guilty conscience: "Okay, yes, King You, your knowledge has improved a lot recently. I'm quite pleased. Yes, okay, not bad, but don't be complacent. You need to learn more, at least, at least more." Learn 10%, if you can't learn 10%, I will beat you."
Han You bent down and said, "Your Majesty, it's getting late."
Boss Zhou was greatly disappointed. Just as he was about to speak, Han You said, "Then let's start the official tour of the Summer Resort."
After finishing speaking, Han You turned around and looked at Cao Qilai, who was looking at him furtively, with a smile on his face.
But this smile became more and more ferocious in Cao Qilai's eyes.
