As the saying goes, if the bold are starved to death, the timid will be starved to death, so many birds can enter the forest. Cao Qilai was very courageous. Even though he knew that Han You might be Zaifu's man, he still wanted to tell the truth offline.
If it had been anyone else, he would definitely have given the old Zaifu Shen Tu Gang face, but the situation of the Ministry of Rites was a bit special, and the Minister of Education had never been able to deal with it.
If Shen Tugang hadn't parachuted into Beijing, the position of prime minister and assistant should have been competed for by the two ministers of the Ministry of Li and the Ministry of Rites. The one with the highest voice is the current minister of the Ministry of Rites. Normally, it is fine, but if it is more serious, the officials of the Ministry of Rites If you criticize Shangshu Sheng, there is something true.
Cao Qilai was bolder, and Han You was bolder. They started building momentum in the afternoon. There was not much in the summer resort, but there were many girls. It was more fragrant and more fragrant than the Xianglai Pavilion that people had experienced some time ago.
Beimen Yuyong visited several colleagues and asked them to spread the news among the scholars.
Just think about Han You's advertisements. Anyone who doesn't curse twice and then spit after hearing them will have their spine stabbed.
The summer resort in the west of the city has opened. The sexy banker is in love online. Take a gamble and turn your small house into a mansion. Take a chance and change your wife every night...
Famous and famous flowers, flower boat head cards, cool dancers, beautiful women, beautiful women, everything you want. Only you can’t imagine it, but we can’t do it without us. There are men, women, and crazy little animals...
A famous prostitute in Beijing, a costume drama, a family drama, the grass python hero Xu Hanwen, the ghost knight Ning Caichen, the master of dragon training Yin Zhiping, the immortal warrior Dong Yong, the sadomasochism drama is non-stop, eye-popping, absurd and wonderful, Eye-opener…
Surrounded by mountains and rivers, the environment is quiet and the space is private...
Originally, Han You's customers were scholars, aristocratic families, officials, etc., and these groups were all well-informed people. From afternoon to night, the news spread almost throughout the capital, and for a while, countless people were scolding them in the mansion. , and then asked how this summer resort spent money.
Not to mention Han You, who was sleeping soundly in the house, Cao Qilai, who was about to spray Han You, was busy for the rest of the night.
Previously, Cao Qilai thought that Han You had exposed his buttocks, but as the news spread, he found out that Han You was covered in buttocks. The content of the memorial had to be changed. It was not intense enough, not righteous enough, and not loyal and patriotic enough.
After finally finishing writing the memorial, Cao Qilai suddenly hesitated. He was hesitant whether he should play the Han family father and son again in a few days while he went to the villa to play for two days. This was too damn despicable. I haven’t seen it properly yet.
That night, countless dignitaries in the capital were tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep. Just thinking about those "advertisements" made the concubine next to them feel a little boring.
On the second day, as the gong sounded at Mao hour, the side doors of each mansion opened, and a Taiwanese official sedan drove towards the palace.
People are different, and so are officials.
Mao hour is five o'clock in the morning. If it is Tailongfang's sedan chair, it will not leave the house until half past Mao hour. Officials with lower grades have to leave early. The farther away they are, the earlier they leave.
In addition to official sedan chairs, some generals from the Ministry of War rode horses to the court.
In fact, in the previous dynasty, even the generals of the Ministry of War did not know how to ride a horse.
It is said that the literary style was at its peak, but in fact it was the use of literature to suppress military force. Even military generals imitated the civil servants and rode in sedan chairs to go to court.
Up to now, if Boss Zhou hadn't been a military general, the generals of the Ministry of War would still have to ride in sedan chairs.
There were few horses and many sedan chairs. When they arrived at the gate of the palace, civil and military officials began to enter the palace.
After entering the palace, officials from different government offices slowly gathered together, with the leading eunuch in front, officials from the Six Ministries and Nine Temples in the middle, and imperial guards guarding them on the left and right, until they were outside the Taiqian Hall.
Wen and Wu stood on the right side outside the main hall. When the time came, he nodded slightly and the little eunuch raised his whip.
The whip cracked seven times, and the civil and military officials shouted loudly and entered the palace early.
In addition to the officials from various ministries and agencies who are awaiting court stay in the hall, officials of fifth rank or above and those with special circumstances ascend the steps according to their rank.
The civil servants went to the left, the military generals to the right, the ministers and provincial officials went first, followed by the Ministry of Personnel, then the Ministry of Rites, then the Ministry of Husbandry, the Ministry of War and the Ministry of Punishment, and the last one was the Ministry of Works.
The only people worse than the Ministry of Industry are the officials in Jingzhao Prefecture who are just trying to make a fool of themselves. They all look like they are dying or awake.
As for whether these Jingzhao Mansion officials can come or not, they can't say a few words all year round. They just take the blame every day. Moreover, these officials do not have to go to Jingzhao Mansion every day to work on errands. Their grades are also low. They are nominally under the jurisdiction of Han Bairen, but in fact they are more like " "Correspondent", he knows what's going on in Beijing, he knows what's going on in Beijing, he just tells his story when asked, and takes the blame when no one asks, his main thing is to be a silent companion.
The officials entered the palace and were divided into two groups. The emperor Zhou Ke was already sitting on the dragon chair.
For example, in later film and television works, people kneel down when they see the emperor. There are, but not not, mostly in the Ming and Qing dynasties. Other dynasties also kneeled down, but not when they meet. The emperor took off his pants and went up to lick them. This would not show the emperor's majesty, but would only humiliate the literati's character.
All the officials saluted, the emperor nodded, and then the civil and military servants began to speak. They wrote about three to four hundred words, which was considered the beginning of the court.
According to the order, if there is nothing wrong, the Ministry of Affairs should remain silent. The Ministry of Officials will play first, then the Ministry of Rites, then the Ministry of Husbandry, followed by the Ministry of War and the Ministry of Punishment, and finally the Ministry of Industry. After the six departments have finished, the nine temples will play. If the six departments and nine If the temple has nothing to do, and everyone sees that they are idle, they may start to beat up the Ministry of Industry, or maybe beat up the Jingzhao Mansion together.
After the court started, the officials from the Ministry of Personnel first turned to look at the Shangshu Province. When they saw that none of the officials from the Province of Shangshu were out of work, the officials from the Ministry of Personnel came out.
After all, he is above the imperial court, so it is impossible to speak plain English or elegant language, and he is also very fluent, which makes people's heads hurt.
The general meaning is, oh shit, Boss Zhou, you are not right. After all the colleagues in our official department scratched their heads and scratched their heads and made a fuss, we finally decided on what the assessment of state government officials will be in the second half of the year. , anyway, the standards are very strict, so just keep your eyes peeled, Zixi can select for you high-quality officials who will continue to shine for our great Zhou Dynasty.
The officials of the Ministry of Personnel withdrew, and then the officials of the Ministry of Rites made an announcement.
Under your wise leadership, Old Man Zhou, everyone in the world knows that you are kind, have a good head, and do practical things without lying to others. We in the Ministry of Rites don’t have anyone who fights bad battles and hangs you up. You are the emperor in An Yi, and we will leave it to our etiquette department to help you brag.
Officials from the Ministry of Household Affairs took action, and they were the ones who forced the most troubles, complaining and complaining on a daily basis.
Your Majesty, oh, let me go. Our household department didn't pick you to take charge of it. It's really a bastard checking out. I can't stand it anymore. The commercial tax that was just collected some time ago, the Beijing-China commercial tax, guess what, forget it, don't guess. Gone, gone. The other ministries were thieves who pole-vaulted into a big cesspool. If they were too thief, they all wanted to leave, leaving no one behind.
As soon as the Ministry of Household Affairs began to complain, the generals in the Ministry of War, who had taken the lion's share of the commercial tax revenue in the early days, could no longer stand and started to complain.
Your Majesty, please don't listen to his nonsense. The troops at the border are in arrears with their food and wages, causing a famine. If they don't pay, they will lose their food.
The officials of the Ministry of Revenue are not happy. Life is really boring. Cows and horses guide humans. Do you want you to teach us how to spend money? Our court is a bastard doing somersaults. It has been clearly agreed that the Ministry of Revenue will coordinate taxes and money. Why? Other ministries can ask us for money as long as they approve a note. We owe you.
The officials of the Ministry of War are even more unhappy. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Sitting on the bench with bare buttocks and being serious. What are you talking about? Stop here. The Ministry of War has been asking for money for half a year. We really think that our Ministry of War is a dwarf. , you’re just groveling, I’m used to your faults, and the little money you gave me isn’t enough. If something happens to you, we won’t care.
The Ministry of Household official was angry. Who are you trying to scare? He went into the coffin with his bankbook and demanded money, okay? But if he has no money, he can bite me if he can.
This is shameless, and the generals of the Ministry of War are not used to this problem. A group of people come out and start scolding.
It can be said that when it comes to asking for money, other ministries have always been united, and the household ministry must be criticized.
Seeing that the court was noisy, Boss Zhou finally spoke and roared angrily.
"Shut up, everyone!"
Or he was the emperor, Boss Zhou roared angrily, the officials who were off duty were honest, the bastard bought watermelons, rolled around, crawled, and all returned to work.
In fact, this is the daily life of the court. There are always conflicts of one kind or another between the six departments and nine temples.
Money, how to use it?
People, should we use them or not, and who should we use them?
What should be done? Who will do it? Who will be responsible if it is not done well?
In particular, the money from the treasury involves all aspects and involves more than one government office. Everyone has their own opinions and feels that their own government office is the most important.
This is also the main reason why Boss Zhou is "greedy for money". If he has money, everything in the court will be easy to handle. If he has no money, officials will work against each other every day.
Of course, the quarrel in the court is just a quarrel. Outside the Taiqian Hall, even if the officials were noisy and wanted to fight hard just now, everyone should eat and drink. Quarreling is work, and making friends is life. Work should not affect life.
"The Ministry of Revenue is responsible for the matter of money and food." Boss Zhou looked at the officials of the Ministry of Revenue: "Now is the rainy season in autumn. The tax collection for the second and third quarters cannot be delayed any longer. The tax collection has been collected to meet the unexpected needs. There are also Soldiers, soldiers, food and pay should be paid as soon as possible."
The emperor spoke, and the officials from the Ministry of Revenue could only respond in unison.
It is a cliché that it is beyond the reach of the whip. Officials from the Ministry of Revenue are in Beijing and cannot fly to various states to supervise taxes. It only depends on the consciousness of local officials.
The Ministry of Punishment and the Ministry of Industry had nothing to do and kept silent. It was Jiu Si's turn, and Jiu Temple had nothing to do. Next, they had to discuss local government affairs that were squeezed.
Seeing that it was about to reach the next stage, Cao Qi, a member of the Ministry of Rites, came to leave for work.
"Your Majesty, I have something to report to you. It's something unexpected and urgent. It's related to the court's laws and the official's face."
