Han You's idea is right.
The human heart is like this, it’s hard to get it together.
The more people there are, the harder it is to get together.
The higher the status, the better the life, and the more thoughts.
It is true that the aristocratic family with its big trees and deep roots is open to the outside world, but without the outside world, does it really mean that there will be no fighting within the family?
Yes, there must be. Just like the girls' dormitory, six people can create seven groups.
The emperor also discussed this matter with Zaifu, and wanted to divide the country internally, but he had no entry point.
Han You's meaning is very clear. If you can't cut it, just go in directly. It doesn't matter where you go in. Just go in from the front and back.
Shen Tugang finally looked at Han You, but that was all. He had seen many smart young people from Shangshu Province, and Han You didn't impress him, at least not until now.
"I ask you, how should you take this first step?"
"Business is not a business. I can't take the initiative to find the Ma family, let them take the initiative to find me, and take the initiative to recruit me."
"You are not a court official, and you have no talent among the scholars..."
Shen Tu Gang found an opportunity and kept chattering: "Not to mention that your hairless mouth is just a boast, you have a bad reputation, you are uneducated and have no skills, you will retaliate, and you don't know etiquette..."
Han You chuckled: "This is the advantage. As long as I accomplish one thing, the Ma family will notice me."
"What's up."
"It is divided into three strategies: upper, middle and lower."
"Oh?" Shen Tu Gang became interested: "What's the next move?"
"When you get out of the palace, I'll give you a big mouthful."
Shen Tugang: “…”
The emperor's eyes lit up, the next step was so exciting, the best option... must not confiscate Lao Shentu's house and destroy his family.
Shen Tugang scolded: "What kind of bad strategy is this? It's nonsense. What's the middle strategy?"
"Teasing the female members of your family in the street and humiliating the Shentu Mansion. The higher the status, the better. For example, you...your daughter-in-law or something."
"I will chop you alive, little beast. If you talk nonsense again, I will beat you."
"Think about it, the Ma family regards you as a thorn in their side. The more I offend you, the more the Ma family will appreciate me?"
Shen Tugang was very angry. This is the reason. The problem is how to listen and feel something is wrong.
After glaring at Han You, Shen Tu Gang asked, "The best idea!"
"Any fighter must use the right combination to win by surprise."
Han You finally put away his playful smile: "If you want to win the trust of the Ma family, you must first become his enemy. The Ma family can also think of normal means, so you must use abnormal means, not to seek refuge with him, but to Become his enemy."
"enemy?"
"That's right." Han You turned to look at the Emperor and sat up straight: "Wu Yong is on good terms with Fan Shang and has members in seven ranches in the North. The student wants to get rid of him and take the members of those ranches as his own. , it is because I am greedy and want to expand the pasture and occupy more pastures, which will inevitably touch the fundamental interests of the Ma family. At that time, the Ma family will want to kill me. I only need to ensure that One thing, one thing is fine.”
The emperor's expression moved slightly: "What's the matter?"
"Immortal."
Han You showed his signature smile: "If I offend the Prime Minister, the Ma family may not recruit me, but if I am good at business affairs and show characteristics that make the Ma family jealous, once I can compete with the Ma family with my ability If we are evenly matched, then the Ma family will definitely recruit me. If they are lucky, they will not only recruit me, but also test me and test me. Until they are convinced that I am trustworthy, they will let me make suggestions for the Ma family and run their business territory. Slowly touch their core, and by then, half of the problem will be solved. Except for the Ma family, the difficulty lies in understanding them. If you want to understand them, you must become a core figure. If you want to become a core figure, you must It caught their eye."
Shen Tugang looked confused: "Aren't you afraid of death?"
"What I have to do is to gain the trust of the Ma family, and what you have to do, sir, is to ensure that I don't die."
Shen Tu Gang's expression changed, he stared at Han You, and once again looked at this guy who didn't know etiquette.
"Boy." Shen Tugang's expression changed, and he seemed to appreciate it, but his tone was still bad.
"No wonder His Majesty favors you so much. Unfortunately, you are still young after all. It would be too much to take it for granted if you only talk empty talk."
Han You cupped his hands and said, "Sir, please enlighten me."
"I am the Prime Minister. If you offend me, everyone in the world will know that you have offended me, but I do not bear grudge against you. It is ridiculous. You should think that I am a idiot. But if I bear grudge against you, I will order the Prime Minister to do it. If you take action, you will die without a complete body. If it is a show and the action is gentle, how can the world easily believe it."
"No, you can't deal with me."
"Why?"
"Your weakness." Han You said with that playful smile again: "True, too righteous, let's use an analogy, for example, for example, I want to become an official in the court, but you are so angry that your Majesty recommends me. But you don’t agree and are obstructing it, then I…compose a poem, that’s no problem.”
"poetry?"
"Just like...like the clown sitting in the temple, the heavenly official is already a ridiculous show, and the withered bones are in front of the emperor's case, only the chicken and the dog are happy."
"Ignorant of knowledge and skills." Shen Tu Gang said contemptuously: "Neither the dialogue is neat nor rhyme..."
Halfway through, Shen Tugang yelled: "You little thief, you humiliated me in front of His Majesty, how dare you!"
"Isn't this what I am doing?"
Han You shrugged and looked at the emperor: "Your Majesty, what do you think of this poem?"
Boss Zhou said cheerfully: "Very good."
Shentu Gang was very angry. Although this poem was not very good, it could definitely be regarded as a personal order.
The temple is the court, and only the prime minister has this kind of treatment when sitting upright. As for the heavenly officials, they are usually officials from the Ministry of Personnel, that is, heavenly officials from the Ministry of Personnel. In the previous dynasty, Shentu Gang was the Minister of the Ministry of Personnel. Is it the treatment of the Prime Minister? When the emperor and his ministers were fighting in the side hall, only the chickens and dogs were happy, which meant that everyone in the world was unhappy, so a group of chickens and dogs from Shentu's family who followed Shen Tu Gang to the heaven were happy.
The poem is not very good, but it is very targeted and extremely strong.
"Just like what the student said just now, Sir, if you correct yourself and Tenima, if another adult were scolded like this by me, he would definitely mess with me, but you won't, at least you won't use despicable means to mess with me. Because I didn’t break the law, I just wrote poetry.”
Shen Tu Gang's expression moved slightly, and his face was full of pride: "Yes, if you just insult me and do not violate the laws of Zhou, I will not do anything to you."
"Yes, let's take another example. I drove a carriage to Tailongfang to pull a load of dung. It happened to be outside your mansion. The wheels of the cart fell off, and the whole load of dung hit the gate of your mansion. I didn't break the law. Bar."
Shen Tugang yelled: "You bastard, why did you ignore transporting dung to Tailong Fang?"
"His Royal Highness You Wang is playing. Isn't he a child? Children just like to play. It's no problem. I'm not breaking the law."
Boss Zhou was very interested: "How do you ensure that when you arrive at Shentu Mansion, the wheel will be just right...the wheel will be broken?"
"I don't know, maybe the wheel has a mind of its own."
Shen Tugang was showing signs of "ga" again.
Han Youle said: "I know you are angry, please don't be angry first, there will be more later... No, let me give you another example, don't you have a village in the suburbs, right under the creek, upstream of the creek? Isn’t your house empty? Then I’ll buy it and let people urinate in the stream every day. After that, your family will wash their faces, hair, and sip, and shout out that the stream is so sweet. I’m not breaking the law, right?”
Shentu Gang suddenly stood up: "Don't go too far!"
The emperor suddenly realized: "What you mean is that Shentu Aiqing abides by the law and will never avenge himself. As long as you don't violate the laws of Zhou, you can humiliate Shentu Aiqing again and again, but Shentu Aiqing can't do anything to you. "
"Yes, that's pretty much what it means, but there are risks."
"What a risk."
Han You smiled bitterly and said: "The boss knows it's just an act, but outsiders don't know that if Zaifu is so humiliated, the officials of the Shangshu Province, the officials of the Six Ministries and Nine Temples, and the officials who are eager to flatter me will definitely punish me."
"This is a small matter."
It was Shen Tu Gang who spoke, looking at Han You with his brows furrowed.
Han You was a little nervous. The other party was a minister after all. Although it was just a show, it was a bit heartbreaking. It was mainly disgusting and the other party may not agree.
Shen Tugang shook his head: "Let's try another method, it's so inappropriate."
Han You had an expression on his face that I knew, but Shen Tu Gang said again: "You are still young and have a bright future. If you do this, even if the Ma family is removed, you will have no reputation at all. I'm afraid the world People will despise you, a lawless person who will retaliate against evil, let alone say that your father, Han Bairen, is a fierce general in battle, and you have insulted yourself, but you have also insulted General Han's majesty. It is inappropriate, very inappropriate, try another method."
Han You was stunned, as if struck by lightning.
Looking at Shen Tu Gang who was shaking his head slightly and thinking hard, Han You stood up and gave a heavy salute.
"The student knows that he was wrong. He shouldn't have behaved like this without knowing etiquette in the Prime Minister's home. I apologize to you."
"I don't need you to apologize."
Shen Tu Gang said angrily: "Sit down and think about something that people can do. At least you have to be close to people. People should not, at least cannot, act like this!"
Han You: "..."
