Leaving the palace for the first time, Han You couldn't wait to sing a song.
The second time, I can’t wait to dance to a song.
For the third time, Han You wanted to run around naked.
What is this called? This is called direct communication with the boss.
What a waste of time to climb step by step!
Either don’t make a debut, or if you want to make a debut, hook up with the big boss directly. There are cats and dogs like Zuo Shilang, Grand Minister, and Little Prince, etc. There is nothing to lick. There is no emperor with strong legs. If you want to hug, just hug the thickest one. If you want to lick, lick the longest one, if you want to surrender, then rely on the hardest one, and if you want to follow, follow the biggest one!
Han You, who was a little lighter, walked down the steps with steps like a square dance, feeling even better.
Because there was an old man being beaten at the foot of the steps.
Li Yubo was lying on the bench with disheveled hair, and his waist was bloody and bloody.
Many people have a misunderstanding that the palace cane is spanking, but this is not the case.
It's not like he's fighting with his wife. What's the purpose of spanking? What he's hitting is his waist, legs, and bones.
The purpose of the rod was different. Some emperors beat people to kill them as a warning to others.
Some emperors beat people just to embarrass them and beat them to pieces.
Emperor Zhou Ke was different. He didn't want Li Yubo to die, nor did he want Lao Deng to be embarrassed. He just wanted to make money, with one stick and a thousand sticks.
Of course, Han You didn't admit this account at all. The emperor farted. How could an inspector be worth so much money? It was almost enough to beat Wu Yong. He could spend a stick of ten thousand guan, but he had to pay an IOU first.
After three sticks, Li Yubo was already lying there like a dead dog, with blood and flesh from waist to buttocks, and from buttocks to thighs.
Originally, Wen and Wu didn't want the guards to hit him so hard, mainly because Li Yubo bit back, saying that Han You had yawned first, which made the old eunuch angry, so he gave him three hard blows.
It must be said that the old eunuch Wen Wu had a very good impression of Han You.
Because Han You could "make money" and give the money to the emperor.
When the emperor is rich, he can pay salaries to these eunuchs.
The executioner was still an acquaintance, the imperial guard Lu Baichuan.
Seeing Han You coming, Lu Baichuan smiled and nodded as a greeting.
Han You ran over with cheerful steps and squatted next to the bench, with a look of concern on his face.
"Does it hurt? Boss, aren't these supervisors known as iron mouths, copper teeth, steel bars, and iron bones? If you feel pain, just scream. The more you scream, the happier I am and the more excited I am. Hehe, scream, you scream. .”
Li Yubo used all his strength: "Thief, I... I am incompatible with you!"
"Hey." Han You stood up, took two steps back, and patted his chest: "I'm scared to death. I'm so scared."
Li Yubo shouted at the top of his lungs: "One day, I will definitely eliminate this scourge for our country."
"A damn rat has a tough tongue." Han You leaned forward again and said softly: "Don't talk about your motives, just talk about the results. Do you know why I'm not the one lying here pouting?"
Li Yubo was so angry that he stopped talking. He really couldn't figure it out.
"Because you are poor. Not only are you poor, you also want to be reasonable. Being poor is unreasonable."
Han You laughed loudly: "The poor guy who wants to be reasonable will be beaten. He deserves it!"
The old eunuch on the side looked at Han You.
For some reason, he always felt that Han You, who was laughing wildly, seemed to be trying his best to hide something.
"The world has changed. Why don't you report and expose it? Sir, the world has changed. Now you are just fooling around and talking about money. Idiots."
The old eunuch suddenly felt that there was a change in Han You's eyes. He couldn't figure it out and nodded slightly. Lu Baichuan picked up the stick and hit him again.
Seeing that the stick was struck one after another, it was estimated that even if he didn't die, he would be severely disabled, which would be as disabled as death. Han You turned around and walked away without any hesitation.
After just a few steps, Han You finally relented. After all, he was not a life-and-death enemy. He stopped and sighed again.
"In any case, Mr. Li is also a decent person. Let me spit before leaving."
With a he-tui sound, he spat on Li Yubo's face. Han You sauntered away with his hands behind his back.
This mouthful of saliva was more uncomfortable than killing Li Yubo. His eyelids rolled up and he fainted.
The old eunuch shook his head slightly. After all, he was an inspector and a person with status. How could he just pass out at the entrance of Jingzhi Hall like this?
"Hey." The old eunuch couldn't bear to look anymore, turned his head and said calmly: "Wake him up, harder, otherwise he won't wake up if he's too gentle."
The heavy rain stopped, but Han You's Confucian robe was still wet.
After leaving the palace gate, Wang Hai, who had been waiting for a long time, came up to him and showed his trademark silly smile.
"I know that the young master is blessed with great fortune and will be able to escape unscathed."
Han You shrugged: "He's just an inspector, a poor inspector."
"Why did the inspector find the young master?" Wang Hai looked solemn: "These idiots are the best at confusing right and wrong. They are not easy to mess with."
"Well, I'm really quite capable. When I entered the palace, I was scolded, saying that I was a flying eagle, ignorant, incompetent, capable of evil, handsome, and so on."
"Master, don't be angry." Wang Hai comforted him: "Just think that he scolded a dog. Don't be like him."
Han You: "When you were in the army, you were always beaten, right?"
"It's okay." Wang Hai smiled shyly: "I only get one beating every three to five days, and a dozen or so idiots will be beaten together."
"As expected."
This time Wang Hai learned to be smart and knew to follow him on horseback from Jingzhao Mansion.
Han You did not mount his horse, but walked on foot, mumbling to himself.
"Your Majesty has been touched almost by me..."
Wang Hai subconsciously shouted: "Master, have you been touched by His Majesty?"
"Tempers!" Han You said angrily: "I mean, your Majesty's temper has been completely touched by me."
"Oh." Wang Hai looked slightly disappointed.
"As long as you have talents, Your Majesty will put them to good use. This should be His Majesty's greatest characteristic."
Han You crossed his arms and thought as he walked: "According to what your eldest brother Wang Shan has learned recently, Wu Yong doesn't have much support, and he only has casual acquaintances with some wealthy families. Your Majesty won't let me touch him. , it should have nothing to do with the aristocratic family, so that means this person is very talented?"
Wang Hai looked thoughtful and scratched his chin.
Seeing Wang Hai's appearance, Han You yelled: "Shut up!"
Wang Hai was startled: "What's wrong?"
"Brother Hai, if you hold back your thoughts, you could easily lead this young master into trouble."
Wang Hai was very resentful: "Young ones have brains, really."
"You have a stupid brain."
Han You got on his horse and said, "Go back home and ask dad. Don't think Wu Yong is a hidden boss anymore. I only attack once, and once, I will make him unable to stand up forever. Let's find out the details first."
Wang Hai suggested: "Master, would you like to test it out first?"
"Not only do you have no brains, you also have hearing problems. I just said you would hit a few times."
"One hit?"
"That's right, either don't do it, or do it with a killing move. Once you make a move, you have to kill him with one blow... No, you have to kill him with one blow!"
Han You was extremely tired and said that he was easily misled by Wang Hai.
Wang Hai also got on his horse: "I think the master may not know the details of Wu Yong."
"Then who should I ask?"
Han You was a little embarrassed: "Prince You's Mansion has always been transparent and doesn't understand these things. The Ministry of Industry... No, my dearest relative, Zhou Zhenghuai, Zhou Shibo, I don't know what kind of disorder he had in the past few days, and he actually The greeting card I handed you was torn up in front of me, do we still have friends in the Han Dynasty in Beijing?"
Wang Hai began to show a pensive expression again.
Han You shouted loudly: "Stay..."
"Yes!" Wang Hai's eyes lit up: "Master Huang Youwei, the left minister of the Ministry of War."
"Yes, I have forgotten that there is this tough guy who kills people. Let's go to the Huang Mansion to make friends."
