One night without anything... One night it was quite slippery.
The next day, when the sun was high, Han You climbed out of bed, looked at Zhongsun Wushuang who was still sleeping soundly, put on his clothes lightly and left the bedroom.
When I came to the garden, I saw Wang Hai drawing his bow.
Han You walked over and cursed with a smile: "He can also shoot arrows."
"My generation in the military is very good at riding and shooting."
Pulling his short bow, Wang Hai asked humbly: "Master, are you still going to the brothel today?"
"I always go to the brothel when I have nothing to do. I don't want to be a lowly person."
"Not mean, not mean."
Wang Hai said with admiration on his face: "I have seen so many people, and the most manly one is definitely the young master. I see that you are not as strong as I, but I didn't expect that your body bones are so strong."
Han You was confused and didn't understand what this sentence meant.
Wang Hai looked around and suddenly lowered his voice: "Master, you are a leader. You know this best. I have something to ask you."
"What's up?"
"That's it... that's it..." Wang Hai's face turned a little red, and he pointed to the short bow on the stone table: "The young man is a rough man, and he doesn't have much money. He likes to shoot arrows in his spare time, but he has no arrows to shoot, so he is always empty. Just pull the string without firing the arrow. This is always the case. Do you think this will hurt the bow?"
Han You had a question mark on his head: "Are you... talking about a bow?"
"It's whatever you say it is."
"I... forget it, it hurts, it hurts my body... No, it hurts my bow very much. Also, don't ask me about this kind of thing in the future. You seem to have some serious illness."
"Sure enough, it hurts the bow." Wang Hai looked full of admiration: "The young master is the young master. In this regard, you are the best at making paper."
"That's a lot of attainments!"
"Whatever you say is what it is."
Han You rolled his eyes: "I'm not eating in the house anymore. I'm going to the household department to hand over the tax money I received yesterday. I'm just in time to inquire about something."
"okay."
Wang Hai turned around, reached out and took out a few crumpled banknotes, turned around and handed them to Han You: "According to what you said yesterday, they were all exchanged for large-value banknotes."
Han You suddenly took a step back, his face full of caution: "Where did you get this banknote from?"
"What's wrong with the belt around your waist?"
"Then why did you turn around?"
"As you said, don't show off your wealth. The more money you have, the more you have to carry it on people's backs."
Han You looked at it intently: "Why is the bank note a little wet?"
"The little one is sweating."
Han You sniffed his nose: "Then why...is there a weird smell?"
"Soaked in sweat."
Han You gave a thumbs up: "Immaculate."
After thinking about it, Han You still didn't dare to take the banknote, and said angrily: "Let it go to you first."
"okay."
Wang Hai turned around and started to pull. Han You took the opportunity to take a step forward, took a closer look, and cursed.
"Why are you so quibbling, where are you going to put this!"
"Wrap a belt around your waist."
"Tie it into your crotch?"
"Small wraps are longer."
"how long."
"It grows to the crotch and can be used to hang a purse after being tied up."
"You tie..."
Han You didn't want to ask any more, but Wang Hai didn't know why: "This is how everyone lets it go. It's not okay to lose so many banknotes."
"Stop talking, let's go, get out of the house."
With his hands behind his back, Han You took Wang Hai out of the house. Unexpectedly, before he reached the archway, a fast horse came towards him.
The knight is wearing armor and is the palace guard.
Han You looked like he was gloating: "Is one of your neighbors going to have their house ransacked? The palace guards are all..."
Before he finished speaking, the knight pulled the reins and shouted: "But Han You, the son of the governor of Jingzhao Mansion, your Majesty orders you to enter the palace quickly without delay."
"Enter the palace again?"
The imperial guard repeated: "Your Majesty has summoned you to enter the palace quickly."
Han You looked confused, but without thinking, he just asked Wang Hai to hand over all the banknotes to him, put them in his arms, and prepared to mount the horse.
The guard asked coldly: "What are you doing?"
"Get on the horse, don't tell me that you are riding a horse and I am running behind?"
"What do you think."
"Didn't you say you can't delay? Which one of us will delay?"
The guard frowned: "It makes sense, mount your horse and hurry up."
After getting on the horse, Han You hugged the guard's waist and secretly guessed.
At this time, he should have just gone to court, and the emperor suddenly announced that he had entered the palace. Could it be that Wu Yong and those bastards took action?
The guard shouted angrily: "Don't put your arms around my waist."
"What if I fall? If I fall, I won't be able to enter the palace. Will you bear the consequences?"
"Hold me tighter, hold me tight."
"That's right. Hey, your abdominal muscles are pretty strong. Do you train regularly?"
"Cut the fucking nonsense and hold me tight."
The Han Mansion was not far from the palace. The horses galloped and they reached the palace in less than two sticks of incense.
During this period, Han You tried to ask why the emperor summoned him, but the guard's mouth was as airtight as Wang Feng's leather pants.
The old eunuch Wen Wu had been waiting for a long time, and there were four guards standing behind him, with good intentions on their faces.
Han You, who had just dismounted, felt a thump in his heart. Before he could speak, the old eunuch raised his fly whisk and four guards rushed towards him.
Han You's pupils suddenly shrank to the size of needle points, his expression changed drastically, and he shouted: "What are you going to do!"
Then, there was nothing more. Han You was tied up as if he were in love with Gongliang.
That's all, his hands were tied behind his back, and his mouth was gagged with a soft cloth.
Han You's heart felt cold. Although he didn't know what happened, he also knew that he was going to be unlucky today. He just didn't know whether it was going to be a big bad luck or a bloody bad luck.
Being escorted forward by four guards, Han You didn't try to resist, he tried.
He first pushed the soft cloth out of his mouth with his tongue, trying to speak, and then... he still couldn't. He was kicked twice on the buttocks, and the soft cloth was stuffed into his mouth again.
Han You finally understood why people on TV who had things stuffed in their mouths didn't use their tongues to push them away. They were afraid of being beaten.
After being escorted all the way to the steps of Jingzhi Hall, Han You met the emperor.
Wearing a black dragon robe, he stood with his hands behind his back and a sneer on his face.
Han You was escorted over in a state of embarrassment, and Emperor Zhou Ke snorted heavily.
After ascending the throne, he was most disgusted with people who pretended to be mysterious.
These people write a few poems, comment on a few political remarks, and do some unique actions, and then they think that the emperor will be impressed by them. In his eyes, the joke, the big joke, is just a joke. Just a clown.
"Execution."
After lightly saying "execution", the guard directly pushed Han You down on the low stool.
Han You was speechless and wanted to struggle, but the two guards pressed him hard.
The emperor came over, condescending, and sneered again and again.
"If I hadn't saved some face for General Han, I would have put you in a life-or-death dilemma today."
Looking at the three sticks of different materials on the ground, the emperor pointed casually: "Don't hurt his life, just break the dog's legs."
Han You screamed "woo woo woo".
The emperor smiled like a pervert.
"Why don't you talk freely, why don't you pretend to be crazy? When I saw you the day before yesterday, weren't you very proud? When you met me, regardless of your manners, you thought I would think highly of you. Oh, you are so You brag boy, where do you have the dignity to accept a tax inspection? You are so virtuous and capable!"
The more he spoke, the angrier the emperor became. He narrowed his eyes and cursed: "How dare you ask me, if I had collected two hundred thousand guan, I would criticize a young minister. He is a piece of trash like a straw bag. He only talks about it. If there is not someone who is good at fighting." Dad, how could you, a superficial person like you, be alive today?"
Han You was still saying "wuwuwu", twisting vigorously like a silkworm chrysalis.
"Okay." The emperor snorted: "Let him speak, I want to see how he can still speak like a lotus flower."
Wenwu bent down and took off the soft cloth, and Han You shouted: "The student committed a crime..."
"Shut up, what qualifications do you have to call yourself a student? It's just a boast."
"The common people dare to ask..."
"You're asking a ridiculous question, shut up."
Han You is about to cry but has no tears, so are you going to stop letting me speak?
