In the first year of Xingde in the Great Zhou Dynasty, in summer, the fire umbrella was high.
The scorching sun is like that wolf-like woman who has no place to hide, no escape, and endless complaints.
It was already unbearably hot. In the Han Mansion, all the servants swallowed their saliva and pulled at their clothes. It was unbearably hot.
"It's cool, the wind is blowing, autumn, and the moon is boundless. My Sijiao mood is like days passing by like years..."
A young man in a white Confucian robe sat on a round table in the backyard, crossed his legs, and waved a paper fan: "The book continues from the previous chapter, saying that the Monkey King is a ghost and no one will love him. He will not show any affection to Princess Iron Fan. Don't be afraid, when the two people's eyes met, the air was dangerous and anxious. Princess Iron Fan's eyes were as tender as water, and her eyes were blurry as if they were thickened..."
After a pause, the storyteller suddenly rubbed his fingers: "As you know, you need to pay to unlock the following content."
The servants of Han Mansion complained endlessly, and a one-eyed old man accompanied him with a smile: "Shao Yin, you haven't finished talking about yesterday's episode, why do you want money again?"
"Really?" The young man known as Shaoyin couldn't help but ask: "Where did I start charging yesterday?"
"What you are talking about is that after the Great Sage entered Princess Iron Fan's body, he shouted, "Sister-in-law, open your mouth quickly, I am about to come out."
"No wonder your eyes are glowing green. Transcribe it first. Master, this is how I will get rich in the future."
The one-eyed old man, the only one among the servants who could write, scribbled notes on hemp paper, sweating profusely.
The old man's surname is Qin, and he is the concierge of the Han family. As for the storyteller boy, he is the eldest young master of the Han family. This young Yin is not an official position, but is just an honorific title in private. Young is the younger brother of the young master, and Yin is the Yin of Jingzhao Palace. .
Although Han You had no official position, his father was Han Bairen, the governor of Jingzhao Prefecture.
More than a month ago, Han You got drunk and got into a fight with someone in Beishi City. He didn't have enough legs and was chopped off. He was hit on the forehead with a stick and was in a coma for ten days.
After waking up, Han You's temperament changed slightly. He said weird things all day long that no one could understand, and his temper became extremely out-of-touch.
Although his father, Han Bairen, and the servants in the mansion were puzzled, they didn't worry too much. After all, he was hit on the head.
You must know that the stupid son of the Sun family next door was hit on the head last year, and now he calls his father "big brother" when he sees him. At least Han You is not far behind.
Han You, who had his legs crossed, grabbed the tea cup and drank it in one gulp, his posture was quite bold.
As for the idle men listening to the book, they are all servants and guardians in name, but in fact they are all the personal followers of Han You's father, Han Bairen, when he was in the army.
A group of people were very depressed. Half of the salary they received at the beginning of the month was lost in the past few days. They listened to "The Legend of Xu Xian, the Hero of the Grass".
Yesterday, I lost half of it again and listened to "Muscle Tang Sanzang's Journey to the West".
At every critical moment, Han You breaks the chapter and needs to pay to unlock it, which really makes these servants who have never seen anything in the market feel itchy.
But if you don't listen to Han You's story, a group of people are itching in their hearts. It's extremely itchy. Last night, they saw a white golden snake in the grass in the back garden of Fuzhong. A dozen people surrounded it and their eyes widened. The light is waiting for the little white snake to transform into a charming lady.
"Master, you guys are very strapped for money, so you charge per word, it's really, really..."
The concierge Lao Qin asked tentatively: "Why don't you tell me first, and we will pay you on credit first, and then I'll pay you the wages next month?"
Upon hearing this, Han You immediately turned his face: "You are like that Bai Suzhen who drank realgar wine and thought of me as the young master Qubi Pavilion and wanted to have sex for nothing. After a few days, the Japanese master sold these stories to the Jingzhong Library, and you just spent all your money." Can’t buy it.”
"Young master, you can't do this." Uncle Qin yelled, squeezing his neck: "Then I spent a lot of money waiting yesterday, and you haven't finished talking about yesterday."
A group of servants repeatedly said yes and were very dissatisfied.
In other mansions, a group of servants would not dare to shout with the young master in the mansion, but the Han mansion is different. Except for the two eldest maids, they are all accompanied by Han Bairen. They have crawled through mountains of corpses and seas of blood countless times. In addition, Han You has never been there. Without showing off the young master’s score, everyone gets along more casually.
"Okay, then I'll make up for the outstanding chapters first, instead of breaking the rules."
Han You is a reasonable person. He recalled what happened yesterday and said loudly: "Let's talk about two ends. The Great Sage and Princess Iron Fan are dangerous and anxious, but Marshal Zhu Ganglie of Tianpeng is suffering from old sins..."
"That's not right, young master. Didn't you say that the second junior brother is called Zhu Ganghye before? Why did he become Ganglie again?"
"The Great Sage is going to fight Princess Iron Fan in a duel. Marshal Tianpeng must lure the Bull Demon King away."
"Yes, that's what you said yesterday."
Han You shrugged: "Then it's over, so he became Zhu Ganglie. Okay, the last episode is over."
The scary people were dumbfounded: "Is this the end?"
"Well, I finished it yesterday. Let's talk about today. Pay the money. Hurry."
Everyone was angry, and Old Man Qin shouted: "Then you won't listen. If you continue to listen, brothers will not even have money to drink."
Han You chuckled: "I've thought about it. Originally, I was thinking of opening a new chapter about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Just by hearing the name, you will know how exciting it is. Seven, seven in total. Oh, forget it if you don’t listen.”
"What's there to say about a group of short-tempered people?"
"The dwarfs stand about one meter tall, but when they are lying down they are only about one meter tall."
Everyone didn't know what "rice" meant, but their interest was still aroused: "Then this princess named Bai Xue..."
Han You chuckled: "Wherever you look, white is really white, and where you can't see, it's really black."
Without saying a word, a group of idle men gathered together more than fifty coins from their sleeves.
As soon as Han You collected the money, he was very happy. There was oil coming out of the backyard. It was so beautiful.
No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat. How could Han You, who has lived in two lifetimes, not understand this truth?
Rice is expensive in Beijing. Although my father is a third-rank official of the Great Zhou Dynasty, the Jingzhao Prefect is not a powerful department like the Six Ministries and Nine Temples.
Above the imperial court, Fu Yin is known to be a very particular person, and he has a lot of responsibility.
Under the court, all the trivial matters of the people are dealt with, and there is no oil or water at all. Even the most corrupt official can still have nothing to do.
Look at the other third-rank officials in the capital, who doesn’t have many wives, concubines, and slaves?
Looking at the Han Mansion, there are a total of about ten servants, all of whom were Han Bairen's personal followers when he was a general. The five of them can't make up eight eyes, and all of them are disabled, including the lightest three fingers.
As a time traveler, Han You was very happy about his status as an official, but he didn't like the material life.
Let’s just say that there are three meals a day. The staple food is brown rice porridge in the morning, radish slices as a side dish, a radish slice at noon, and a radish slice in the evening.
In the first few days after time travel, Han You, who was suffering from the cold, did not dare to cough, fearing that if he coughed hard, a carrot slice would fly out of his mouth and peel someone.
Especially at night, when I eat too many radishes, everyone in the house is trying to clear their stomachs, and those who don’t know think that someone is hiding in the house and popping popcorn in the middle of the night.
Neither his father Han Bairen nor the servants in the mansion were suspicious of Han You's slight change in temperament, but thought it was a good thing.
In the past, Han You was, to put it harshly, a playboy, or to put it mildly, a beast.
It can be said that Han You has always had his own code of conduct.
He dared to do anything, but there was one thing he never did.
That's anything that has anything to do with people. But he doesn't do anything that has anything to do with people.
But it's not true that he has no merits. Ever since he was a child, as long as Han You determined something, he had to do it, and he would never give up no matter what hardships he put in.
I usually didn't get up until three o'clock in the morning, but one day I suddenly got up early and asked the servants in the house to learn "hidden weapons", such as flying knives, iron caltrops, sleeve arrows and other small skills.
After practicing for seven or eight days, he went to the gambling stalls to kill everyone.
Normally when I leave the house, I would like to be carried by a sedan chair, but suddenly in the evening I go swimming in the river on the outskirts of the city, regardless of wind or rain.
After practicing to the point where I couldn't even catch up with my underpants, I ordered a top card and three girls on the flower boat. After a wild night, I jumped into the river when I was checking out the next day and ran away.
You must know that the dandies in the capital are also divided into circles. When the word Han You is mentioned, other dandies will just say one word, and they all feel disgusted when they see Han You.
Regarding such low evaluations from his peers, Han You was in a good mood and didn't take it seriously. Not to mention these dandy boys, he himself felt disgusted.
This is Han You, the only son of Mr. Yin of Jingzhao Prefecture. He is hated by everyone and troubled by ghosts. Although in the dandy circle, the young masters of various prefectures do not want to see him, the people in the capital are not like that.
You must know that Mr. Han You went to the Bei City where people gathered to hang out. When the people there mentioned the eldest young master of the Han family, they all raised their thumbs and praised him loudly, "Wow, you are so stupid!"
After collecting the money, just as Han You was about to tell the story about the Great Sage and Princess Iron Fan, Menzi hurried in with a government servant.
"Young master, it's not easy to pull."
Han You jumped off the stone table: "What's wrong?"
"The master has caused trouble again."
