Upon hearing She Pi's threat, Wen Xiaoyun's face immediately darkened, "Senior She, it's not kind of you to say that. Didn't we have a good chat just now? Why do you say that you can fall out when you fall out? Why is he still acting like a baby at his age, so willful and fickle? You know, people who threaten others at every turn, such threats are usually ineffective. If they really want to kill someone, they will not give any advance warning at all.
Your behavior is a typical naughty child, lawless and deserves a beating. "
Speaking of which, Wen Xiaoyun especially emphasized the pronunciation of the word "deserve a beating".
In response to Wen Xiaoyun's bold words, Yinnuo's heart suddenly lifted.
You know, the opposite She Pi is a top-notch bandit. Just now, Wen Xiaoyun had been flattering others in different ways. Now he will turn around and curse others. Under normal circumstances, the other party will definitely be irritated and become angry. Start fighting directly.
Thinking like this, Yin Nuo stood in front of Wen Xiaoyun unconsciously.
No matter how the situation changes, there is nothing he can do against Wen Xiaoyun. The only thing he can do is to protect her safety and not let anyone hurt her at all.
Even if she is the one who stirs up trouble, as long as someone dares to take action against her, he will make the other person miserable.
No matter who the opponent is or how powerful he is, he has this confidence.
She Pi's face changed after hearing Wen Xiaoyun's words, and the hand stroking his beard stopped.
Yinnuo's right hand was calmly pressed on the sword at his waist, just to be on guard in case something happened.
Unexpectedly, She Pi's reaction was different from that of normal people.
After a brief moment of dark expression, he suddenly raised his head and laughed, "Little girl, you are clearly saying that I am an old kid. Children are pretty good too. Rejuvenation shows that even if I cannot live forever, I can live another life." One hundred and eighty years old, there is no problem.”
As he spoke, he suddenly stopped smiling, looked directly at Wen Xiaoyun, narrowed his eyes, and said coldly: "But even though you said it well, the result will not change. If you don't find out the legend of immortality for me, I can't even think of leaving here today." !”
Wen Xiaoyun laughed twice.
The provocative method she just used was not only a kind of temptation, but also a kind of delay.
She correctly understood that She Pi's character was neither really good nor really evil, but he just liked to stimulate fickle people, and he often achieved miraculous results by playing cards that did not follow common sense.
The purpose of delaying was to give Yinnuo some preparation time and to ask him to make up his mind as soon as possible.
To put it another way, if Yin Nuo had no idea, then she could only use modern people's knowledge to make up some random stuff and fool her out first, and then she and Yin Nuo would find a way to escape.
Their time is too tight. Once they encounter difficulties, they must give up decisively and return to Yanzhou Mansion in a hurry.
Even without She Pi's testimony, they still have Tian Qilang and Lady Dice to deal with the governor of Lu, and they still have a slight chance of winning.
But her worries were obviously overblown. Just after She Pi said harsh words again, a bright light suddenly flashed in Yin Nuo's mind.
He suddenly had an idea, but on the surface, he deliberately bit his lip and pretended to think about it for a moment. Finally, She Pi raised his head and said tentatively: "My master actually told the younger generation about the legend of immortality. Some, on the way here, we happened to encounter some possible scenarios. I think we can really give you a satisfactory answer today. We just need some props."
When She Pi heard about Yin Nuo's master, she immediately became very interested. She leaned forward and asked hurriedly: "What props do you want?"
Yinnuo: "Deer head, it's best if it's empty inside."
She Pi frowned, shook his head and said, "I only deal with snakes. I don't hunt or herd, and I don't have deer heads."
Seeing Yin Nuo's confident look, Wen Xiaoyun immediately became curious. She turned around and looked up at Yin Nuo, "What do you want the deer head for?"
Yinnuo shrugged, "As a mask."
"Masks?" Wen Xiaoyun frowned, "I can draw two for you, okay? It's guaranteed to be very realistic." Then she turned back to She Pi and asked, "Senior, do you have any harder paper and paint brushes here? ?”
She Pi stroked his beard and looked at the two of them suspiciously, "There is no thicker paper, but there are a few pieces of leather for boots that haven't been cut yet. The paints and brushes are ready-made."
Wen Xiaoyun raised her hand and snapped her fingers excitedly, "These are better!"
So within five minutes, Wen Xiaoyun drew two deer heads on the hard leather with a large stroke of his pen.
She Pi on the side was so surprised that she could hardly speak.
Wen Xiaoyun's painting method is extremely realistic, which is completely different from Mo Ran's paintings, which express the spirit rather than the form.
Yinnuo next to him had a proud look on his face. He raised his arms and praised She Pi proudly, "My brother is not only good at solving crimes, but he is also good at painting. And his paintings are different from everyone else in the world. The painting is fast and vivid, and most importantly, the image is very lifelike, almost exactly like a living thing. It is not an exaggeration to say this, looking at the entire Fengming Dynasty, there is absolutely no one with his skills."
She Pi looked up and down, left and right, looking at Wen Xiaoyun's paintings, and nodded in agreement, "What you said is true. With just these two skills of your wife, if she were to be ranked second in the world, no one would dare to do so. Call it number one."
Wen Xiaoyun drew faster and faster, feeling very proud of herself.
Her comics are good, her Chinese paintings are good, and her sketching and oil painting skills are even better.
This time I used my best skills and drew two super realistic deer heads in just a few minutes. It was really a piece of cake.
After the painting was finished, Wen Xiaoyun picked up the leather and carefully dried the paint on it.
While she was blowing, she said, "Senior She, please help me get some needles and threads, and some branches that look like antlers."
She Pi responded with interest, stood up, and walked straight to the storage box outside. As he walked, he said, "Little girl, you can draw a deer head and the three of us can wear it together. This is too much." It’s fun, I want to go find the legend of immortality with you. I want to see how many interesting things you two young couples have hidden in your brains.”
Wen Xiaoyun glanced at Yin Nuo hesitantly. She did not dare to make the decision and agree to She Pi. After all, Yin Nuo was mainly responsible for doing this work. What if there was no legend of immortality at all and it was just an excuse for Yin Nuo to delay time. It would be troublesome to go with She Pi.
However, Yinnuo's statement was obviously not a helpless move to delay time.
Hearing She Pi's words, Yin Nuo said without hesitation: "There is no problem in taking seniors with us to find them. The only problem is that this method is a master's unique skill and is never passed on to others. If you take seniors with you, once you go there, If we succeed, the three of us will set off immediately and go back to Yanzhou Mansion with us to testify."
She Pi walked to the storage box and rummaged around without looking back, "No problem, as long as you can do what I want you to do, I will leave with you right away."
Yin Nuo then looked at Wen Xiaoyun and said, "Xiaoyun, let's draw."
Wen Xiaoyun immediately started working hard without saying a word.
With the experience of the previous two, she painted more smoothly this time.
After finishing the painting, she cut out the three deer heads, took the needle and thread, and carefully sewed them along the three-dimensional edges left.
In order to save time and because it was fun, She Pi also followed suit and sewed together.
And Yinnuo went out to look for branches that looked very similar to deer antlers.
With a three-pronged approach, it didn't take long for Wen Xiaoyun and She Pi to make three deer head masks.
Putting it on their heads, the three people looked at each other through their round deer eyes and laughed heartily.
Finally, She Pi found three more gray Taoist robes, put them on the three people, and followed Yin Nuo's lead, and they all walked out of the house.
Wen Xiaoyun was confused. Logically speaking, it was Yin Nuo's first time coming to this place, so how could he still go ahead and take the way?
However, because Yin Nuo had specially instructed her and She Pi not to talk or ask questions on the way, they had to follow his arrangements throughout the entire process and they were absolutely not allowed to act without authorization.
Therefore, Wen Xiaoyun could only bury all the questions in her heart and follow behind obediently and be careful.
However, after walking a short distance, Wen Xiaoyun discovered some clues.
The path Yin Nuo took them was not another path, but the path she and Yin Nuo took.
The woods and the scenery on both sides became more and more familiar as we walked.
It wasn't until she reached the land where she once heard the roar of deer that Yinnuo took her hand and turned to a new path.
She Pi couldn't help but put her head in and asked in a low voice, "In front is the deer pond. Every autumn, the deer rest here."
Anti-theft at the back, replacement in ten minutes
Tiger General extra
As General Tiger's most trusted guard, Tao Tao is really bald.
Just because General Tiger had a new crush on a woman, he was so worried that he wanted to bang his head against the wall.
General Tiger is already thirty years old, but he has never married a wife.
Because of his ability to take the heads of generals among thousands of armies, many people want to bring him into their own camp.
After a while, a certain general talked about his sister Shu's beauty, talent and beauty.
After a while, a certain adult seemed to inadvertently talk about his daughter, who was smart, gentle and beautiful.
What's more, someone directly sent several beautiful singers to General Tiger's bed curtains, lining up for him to enjoy.
When several close friends saw him, they were all envious.
However, Tao Tao knew that the origins of those beauties were not simple, and each of them represented the influence of a certain force.
He was about to admonish his general. Although beauty was good, he couldn't indulge in it too much. I don't think this worry is unnecessary.
General Tiger didn't even look at those women, and just ordered people to go back the way they came.
This was good, Tao Tao didn't have to bother to identify for the general which beauties he could accept and which girls from the faction he could marry. All forces told their generals to offend them all.
Later, his general was indeed retaliated by others.
It should be their contribution, but they are ignored by others. It should not be their responsibility, but they have to bear the consequences.
But General Tiger didn't seem to care, practicing his martial arts and running his horse.
Tao Tao thought to himself that even if the general decided to get married casually, he would not offend someone so much.
But as soon as marriage is mentioned, General Tiger, who has always treated them as brothers, will immediately fall out. Without even a perfunctory excuse, he kicked them out.
After several battles, the brothers finally gave up on finding a woman for their general.
But he never expected that just when Tao Tao almost suspected that his general didn't like women at all, General Tiger would be fascinated by a woman.
This was originally a good thing, but Tao Tao was almost frightened to death by the woman's identity.
That woman was a palace maid. Although she was not serving the emperor in the palace, she still had a special status and could not be desecrated at all.
She was a palace maid selected by the local government to escort auspiciousness to Beijing, also called a tribute maid.
The pure virginity symbolizes the repayment of the auspiciousness sent down from heaven.
However, for such a woman who was not allowed to be touched at all, General Tiger just took a look at her and was invited into the general's tent that night.
To get involved with a tribute girl is to blaspheme the will of God. If outsiders find out, let alone wearing official uniforms, they may not even be able to save their lives.
Fortunately, it was discovered that the woman was not a real tribute girl, but an imposter female snitch.
Now Tao Tao was finally able to find a sufficient excuse for his general.
It is only said that General Tiger had already discovered the clues about the woman, and after several tests, he finally cracked their plan, and at the critical moment, he saved the auspicious Nine Turns back to the Dragon Pearl.
But just as Tao Tao finished writing the report, the female snitch who had been arrested appeared in the general's camp again, and got the warrant from General Tiger to escape smoothly.
Tao Tao was so frightened that he almost vomited blood.
Fortunately, the Nine Turns Back Dragon Ball was saved. As long as Xiang Rui was there, Tao Tao could always find a way to excuse his general.
The only thing that made him worried and couldn't let go was that his General Tiger was really in love with the female snitch who was as pink as a peach blossom.
In the final pursuit, what others saw was the arrow on the general's fully drawn bowstring aimed at the woman.
Only Tao Tao saw his affectionate eyes as he stared at her.
At that moment, Tao Tao had an ominous premonition.
Their Tiger General, who is invincible to thousands of people, might fall into the hands of that woman.
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Equally depressed is the central figure in this incident, General Tiger.
After escaping Sister Fen, he sat quietly in the camp and wrote a report document.
When the tip of the brush dipped in ink gently drew out the word "witch", General Tiger's eyes narrowed tightly.
"Witch?" He smiled mockingly, but the corners of his lips were full of bitterness.
When he first met her, she said that she was a witch.
But he never took it seriously.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, trying to suppress this uncontrollable expression, but he didn't want to fall into another more complicated emotion.
The memories of twelve years ago suddenly appeared before my eyes like smoke.
Every plant, every tree, every frown and every smile is so real and clear, as if it was yesterday.
General Tiger was originally called Hu Zhongshan and was the son of an Orion.
At a very young age, he showed amazing talent in archery. As long as he is interested in it, no matter whether it is a passing bird or a wild beast flashing in the forest, no one can escape.
