Hearing what Yin Nuo said, Wen Xiaoyun immediately lowered his head in frustration, pursed his lips, and said in a hoarse voice, "I am so useless. Not only did I cause you trouble, but I also caused Brother Bai to be bullied by evil people..."
Seeing Wen Xiaoyun's self-reproaching look, Yinnuo, who was leaning against the car with his arms folded, opened one eye and suddenly felt a little unbearable.
He leaned forward, reached out and flicked Wen Xiaojun's forehead, and tried his best to comfort Wen Xiaojun, "Okay, don't be too discouraged. Although you are a big man who is a prison official, you will be stunned by the blood." It's very embarrassing. But you look very weak. You are no different from a woman when you put on a skirt, we won't laugh at you."
Wen Xiaoyun, who had a big bump popping out of his forehead instantly:...
Can I hit someone?
It's still the kind of person who beats him to death.
But after all, he was an outstanding talent who had received nine years of compulsory education in the new era. Wen Xiaoyun finally gritted his teeth and suppressed this violent impulse.
"Aren't you laughing at me? Are you so magnanimous?" She raised her hand and opened Yinnuo's hand, and said, "Thank you for your eight generations of ancestors!"
Yinnuo frowned unconsciously.
Why does this sound like something is wrong?
"You brat," Yinnuo finally reacted after thinking about it, waving his hand forward to prick Wen Xiaojun's ears, "How dare you entertain your brother?"
Seeing that Yinnuo, who was so weak, was about to extend his poisonous hand towards her again, how could Wen Xiaoyun, who had just eaten an "exploding chestnut", sit back and wait for death?
She held her head with both hands and ducked sideways, avoiding Yin Nuo's sneak attack with a swish.
But I don't know if this movement was too large, but the entire carriage turned sideways and tilted in the opposite direction to Wen Xiaojun's movement at the same time.
Yin Nuo was originally motivated by Wen Xiaojun's dodge. He reached out with his backhand and was about to grab Wen Xiaojun's arm. He didn't want this sudden tilt to completely reverse the situation between the two of them.
His body slid down and turned into a human cushion right below Wen Xiaoyun.
Wen Xiaoyun instinctively turned her body around, trying to maintain balance, but she didn't want to lose her footing and cause the carriage to jolt violently.
The whole person was smashed towards the front of Yinnuo!
Along with it came a large number of exclamations from outside the carriage.
Seeing Yin Nuoying's tall nose magnified infinitely before her eyes, Wen Xiaoyun was horrified and wailed in her heart, "No!"
The next moment, her face hit Yinnuo's face right in the middle of the target!
"Uh~~~" As two sour tears burst out instantly, Wen Xiaoyun exhaled in unbearable pain~
That's right, her mouth hit Yin Nuo's lips in a very bloody situation.
It turned out that her "no" was because she was crying bitterly after her first kiss and was about to quit the sol group chat for older beautiful girls.
In the end, it became a real cry of pain.
Wen Xiaoyun pressed Yin Nuo's shoulder with one hand, and tightly covered her bloody mouth and nose with the other. Her saliva mixed with blood, and her tears and snot flew together.
The bloody scene kills people~
Wen Xiaoyun endured the dizzy and painful buzzing in her head and cursed in her heart!
The scenes in those movies, TV dramas and romances turned out to be lies!
When the body loses balance, the hero and heroine accidentally bump into each other and kiss, and there is no way there can be any ambiguous and romantic feeling.
Teeth are the hardest bones in the human body. If they knock together, your mouth will really bleed~
In this case, if you don't bite your tongue, you will be blessed with good deeds and good deeds in your previous life.
The nose bone is one of the most fragile bones in the human body. When the two collide, the feeling and sourness are absolutely unimaginable and unforgettable.
"Uh..." Yinnuo closed his eyes tightly, and was hit hard. He only felt that his face was hit hard by a brick. He didn't even realize that he pulled out of the first kiss with a curse. Join the virgin club group chat.
In particular, Wen Xiaoyun's hand that carried all his body weight accurately poked the wound on his shoulder, causing him to almost vomit blood and die on the spot.
"Have you poked enough?!" Yinnuo finally couldn't bear it anymore and waved his hand, pushing Wen Xiaojun away.
This time, his hand froze in an instant.
Wen Xiaoyun also stiffened.
She covered her mouth and nose that were covered in blood, slowly moved her gaze down, and saw Yin Nuo's hand that committed another crime again.
Wen Xiaoyun felt her brain explode, and countless blazing anger burst into it!
Seeing Wen Xiaoyun swinging his fist angrily and about to hit him in the face, Yin Nuo felt guilty for the first time.
He caught Wen Xiaojun's fist with one hand, pulled her body with the other, pushed her to the side, then awkwardly stood up and crawled towards the door, "The car won't turn over for no reason, there must be something wrong outside. "
Before Wen Xiaoyun could recover, Yinnuo's fellow had already gotten out of the carriage.
Looking at his back as he jumped out, Wen Xiaoyun finally realized that Yin Nuo had made an excuse to escape.
Wen Xiaoyun wiped her mouth angrily, brushed away the blood under her nose and at the corners of her mouth, stood up angrily, and climbed out of the carriage.
But as soon as she stuck her head out, she was frightened by the scene outside.
