Leader No. 2 saw that he had a solemn expression and he had not seen the goddess since he entered the yard. He followed with a serious expression: "You tell me."
"Gualjia said that the Goddess came to their yard to fart in order to vent her anger on Young Master Shui. Although I didn't see it, two rooms in Gualjia's yard collapsed due to the Goddess's farts."
Leader No. 2:? ? ?
What the hell? The goddess just goes to other people's yards to fart?
Butt becomes sperm?
"No way?" How could a noble and elegant goddess do such an immoral thing? His eyes fell on the two collapsed houses and he remained silent.
"Boom boom boom!!!"
I haven't seen him but heard his voice.
The third room also collapsed.
Leader No. 1: "."
Leader No. 2: "."
They believed it, but they had to wait here for the goddess to come out. If other leaders came, they could also be witnesses.
The other evil cultivators saw two leaders entering the courtyard one after the other. They didn't come out at the moment. The group of evil cultivators were completely confused.
"What are the Gualja clan doing in their yard?"
"That's right. Someone went in, but no one came out? What's the trick in there? I heard that the goddess also went in."
"Perhaps they are developing some new weapons?"
"Then why didn't anyone come out to say hello?"
A handful of evil cultivators pointed their fingers.
"What happened to the goddess?" Shen Bian, who was beside the leader of the riot, heard their discussion.
The evil cultivator perked up and said, "General!"
The defense looked in the direction of the Gualjia clan: "The goddess is in their yard?"
One of the evil cultivators said: "The goddess is indeed here, and the leaders of the three tribes are also there, and they have not yet come out."
Defense:? ? ?
He had to check the truth about this matter.
When the defense came, the courtyard was full of people. Everyone held their breath and watched something intently.
"What are you looking at?"
"The goddess farts and blows up the bunker!"
Shocked defense:! ! !
He simply stayed to see if this was true. If it was true, he would inform the leader.
The evil cultivator outside:? ? ?
Why can't people enter Guarjia's courtyard?
"Is it possible that something big happened inside?"
"Who knows this? Come and take a look?"
"What happened?" Leader Su Yue also heard the conversation of the people below, and mentioned the goddess during the conversation.
"Coming back to the commander, it seems that the goddess had a dispute with the Guarjia clan. The leaders of several clans and General Shen also went to see, but none of them came out." The evil cultivator reported truthfully.
Su Yue:? ? ?
What was the goddess doing in their yard?
He went there despite being confused.
After observing the evil cultivators outside the yard, Su Yue went in with a serious face, and then did not come out.
The evil cultivator outside the courtyard:? ? ?
More evil cultivators who don’t know why:? ? ?
Soon none of the twenty-three leaders who entered the courtyard came out, and the news spread far and wide.
"Have you heard? Something seems to have happened in the Gualjia clan's yard."
"What happened?"
"I heard from them that the goddess farted and blew up the courtyard of the Gualjia clan for Young Master Shui!"
All the evil cultivators:? ! !
Everyone rushed towards him.
There were even evil cultivators who climbed up the wall of the courtyard. Apart from the clan chiefs standing or squatting in the courtyard, only the Gualjia clan was left on one side, and the house was shaking inexplicably with "Boom, Boom, Boom!"
"Where's the goddess?"
"You don't see anyone here?"
"Maybe in the house?"
"So what are the patriarchs and the others looking at in the yard? Nothing?"
"Who says there isn't? Look there, four rooms of the house have collapsed." An evil cultivator expressed his opinion in a low voice.
All evil cultivators: (ΩДΩ)! ! !
it is true!
After finally burning the incense, Yun Shang farted until she collapsed and came out holding on to the wall. A hole was blown out of the outer layer of her skirt.
The clan leaders and Su Yue were confused.
"Fuck, that's awesome!" Qu Yunyang couldn't hold back his words.
Seeing so many evil cultivators watching her fart, Yun Shang collapsed: "Get out!"
The patriarchs covered their eyes and exited frantically, which was so irritating to their eyes!
It turns out that the goddess is not as noble as they thought.
Su Yue was also stunned on the spot. Chang'er had always been the goddess in his heart, but now he was really disillusioned by this scene.
It was as if she fell to the ground face first.
After a few breaths, Yun Xiao confirmed that it was safe before sticking his head out from under the stove.
Yun Shang looked in the direction of Yun Xiao fiercely, it was definitely this evil cultivator who was trying to mess with her! Damn it!
"Is this how the Guarjia clan treats this goddess? Those who don't know would think that you are in charge of the current violent situation."
She controlled her emotions well and still spoke with a compassionate expression, as if she only thought about everyone.
Jiang Xingzhou: "We all know that the Guarjia family has no such intention, but the goddess released poisonous gas here for Young Master Shui. It is already very powerful for us to open our eyes."
Yunshang:? ? ?
Does this person understand her? !
She looked around again, and most of the clan leaders and even Su Yue had their eyes turned red from the smoke.
After a while, she struggled to say a few words in a weak voice: "I just had a bad stomach."
The Yunzhou duo nodded sincerely: "We know that the goddess farts are very smelly."
Yun Shang's eyes turned red, and then she looked at Su Yue: "Does Commander Su also think that I am helping Young Master Shui? Then blame me. It was my behavior of wanting them to reconcile that made everyone think too much."
"I'm sorry, it's my fault. I don't care about their business."
She bit her lip, and crystal tears fell from the corners of her eyes just as she finished the last word. She was so charming and charming that I felt pity for her.
"I don't care about our affairs. Life is not easy. If you can blame others, don't blame yourself." Shi Yubai responded calmly.
Yunshang:? ! !
What is the Gualga clan?
Yun Xiao stuck out his head: "Instead of blaming others, it's better to bury them."
Jiang Xingzhou: "Yes, Sister Gua is right. We have suffered too much."
Yun Xiao: "."
So she has another nickname called Sister Gua? !
Yun Shang endured and endured: "This matter has nothing to do with Young Master Shui. It is the goddess who wants to persuade me to make peace. This is for the entire riot land. Your private affairs cannot affect the plans of the riot land."
All the relatives' heads turned to look at her.
Su Yue also said: "The goddess is right, in fact, there is no need for everyone."
"No." Jiang Xingzhou stood at the front.
"Yes, no." Yun Xiao also cooperated.
Jiang Xingzhou: “Facts speak louder than words.”
"What does the goddess want from us? You just farted and blew up our yard. Who knows if you will spread all over our heads? Young Master Shui might see our joke and eradicate us!"
"We would rather die than give in. We will never do it when shit comes." Jiang Xingzhou looked at Yun Xiao and curled his lips: "Even if I am a ghost, I am also my sister's person."
From everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I can't stand it! ! ! ! ! Will you die if you don't show affection? ? Will he die? Give them both a one-meter mouthful! ! ! Lock it up! ! !
Yun Xiao bared his teeth and couldn't listen.
The clan leaders couldn't bear to listen and dispersed. Su Yue dealt with the matter hastily and followed Yun Shang away.
At this time, Jiang Xingzhou's eyes were as affectionate as a dog's and were following Yun Xiao.
The three background boards of Qingfeng Sect gritted their teeth: "I can't stand it anymore!"
The group of relatives who followed were more paralyzed than the others, and judging from their expressions, they were just short of having a stroke.
[ps: Happy Winter Solstice to everyone! ! ! ! 】
