"what are you guys saying?"
Wang Keke's irritable eyes swept over them: "Don't tell lies! Yu Bai, you say it!"
Shi Yubai was silent for a moment and said in a clear voice:
"Master Calabash."
"You Are the One."
"Dora b child."
"Elder Wang, did you hear it clearly? If not, I can repeat it again, Balala Diga."
Wang Keke:? ? ?
Jian Qianxiao: "."
Jiang Xingzhou: "."
[There’s also Balala, little Diga, hahahahahahaha]
[What is the name of the cartoon about a monkey holding a rake and causing trouble in the Lingxiao Palace? 】
[Pigs and monkeys are playing with beacon fire! 】
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.】
Wang Keke took a deep breath and looked at the five bastards in front of him, trying to regain his sense after running away from home.
Especially the emotional Jiang Xingzhou.
He is about to enter the Nascent Soul realm, and the Seven Emotions and Heavenly Tribulation are hanging over his head at any time.
"Xingzhou, you have always been the most obedient child. A monk only lives his life to prove the Tao. The so-called emotions cannot last long." Wang Keke put on a serious face.
Jiang Xingzhou glanced at Yun Xiao.
Yun Xiao paused while gnawing on the chicken leg, then whispered: "Elder, as long as two people trust each other, the four of us will be in peace!"
Wang Keke: "."
Jiang Xingzhou burst into tears instantly: "." Small! division! sister!
[laughing to death hahahahahahaha]
【hahahahahahahahahaha】
【hahahahahahahahahaha】
In an instant, the live broadcast room was flooded with 'hahahaha'.
All the senior brothers were silent: "."
"Don't you have dreams? Aren't you willing to work hard for your dreams?" Wang Keke once again tried to instill chicken soup for the soul.
Qu Yunyang raised his hands and shouted: "My dream is to be a chess player!"
Yun Xiao turned around subconsciously: "Are you still hungry at Meituan?"
[Yun Xiao: Respect and bless you. 】
【Help every dream is just that! 】
【I am a bean~】
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! 】
Wang Keke said fiercely: "Forget it, shut up! Today our Qingfeng Sect has invited a martial arts instructor. You should study hard with us these two days!"
"Everyone, stay on your side and don't make trouble. Welcome, mentor!"
"Quick, quack, quack! Give him a round of applause!"
Yun Xiao took the lead, followed closely by his senior brothers.
"Yes, we never cause trouble."
Qu Yunyang also promised seriously.
Wang Keke glanced at him. Qu Yunyang was a little noisy at most, but he wasn't disobedient, so that was fine. As long as Yun Xiao didn't take the lead in making trouble, it would be fine.
When Wang Keke went to pick up his instructor, Yun Xiao turned around and spoke to Jiang Xingzhou: "Our sect can actually afford to hire a martial arts instructor. It's true that one person can ascend to heaven."
Jiang Xingzhou: "."Who is the chicken and who is the dog?
"That's right, Wang Keke is such a stingy person. The last time he saw a doctor, he only gave him two spiritual stones." Qu Yunyang continued to complain.
Jian Qianxiao clicked her tongue: "That's still while being deaf and mute."
"Martial arts instruction is three thousand spirit stones per hour." Shi Yubai said warmly.
Yun Xiao was shocked: "Damn! I practice by myself without a mentor. Can you give me the spiritual stones for these two days?"
All senior brothers: "."
Just when Yun Xiao was heartbroken that his sect had lost a large sum of spiritual stones, his mentor walked in.
The visitor was wearing a rouge red and gold embroidered crane skirt, with a graceful figure.
Looking further up, the woman's dark hair is only lightly tied with a piece of red silk, her eyebrows are delicate and picturesque, her eyes are full of autumn water with a playful smile, and her red lips are slightly pursed to outline a clear arc.
She is a bright and charming beauty.
Damn it! Beautiful sister! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yun Xiao's eyes instantly went straight, but the other senior brothers didn't react at all.
"Okay, your elders should have told you many things. I will teach you these two days. If there are more things, your elders will be stingy and refuse to give me anything." The woman curled her lips and smiled: "My name is Jiang Qi, let's start directly. Time is money, it’s up to you to learn more or less.”
"Come on, come on, come on!" Wang Keke was cheerleading on the side!
"Then you come first."
Jiang Qie smiled gracefully and pointed to Qu Yunyang's position.
While Qu Yunyang was still confused, a wisp of swift and silent red spiritual power cut off half of his hair.
Qu Yunyang swallowed and looked at his disappearing hair, then looked at the jade pendant on his body which also snapped into two: "."
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
"The first lesson I tell you today is that no matter who your opponent is, you should not lose your focus. If you lose your focus, you will die." Jiang Qie looked enchanting and charming in every gesture.
As she finished speaking, a wisp of red silk on her hand moved in the wind. It seemed peaceful and silent, but in the blink of an eye, it attacked several critical points around Qu Yunyang's body!
Overhead!
heart!
Dantian!
Qu Yunyang unsheathed his sword in a cold sweat and tried to resist. He slashed his sword to attack Jiang Qie's neck, hoping to win with speed.
Jiang Qie seemed to casually lean back to avoid it, but her slender hand grasped the hilt of his sword very close to him and grabbed the sword directly.
She held the sword lightly with her toes, and the hem of her red dress flew up.
Qu Yunyang flew out.
"A swordsman cannot let his sword be taken away by others even if he dies." Her eyes were smiling and charming, and the sword's edge reached Qu Yunyang.
The sword used was Qu Yunyang's.
"You are neither attentive enough nor sensitive enough. Are you a direct disciple of the Five Sects?"
There was a loose smile on her lips as she spoke.
"Next."
"My mother-in-law was beaten up!" Jian Qianxiao got goosebumps all over her body: "Fortunately, I am a Dan Xiu."
Yun Xiao: "It's hard to say." Wouldn't Dan Xiu be beaten?
As expected, Jiang Qie asked his third senior brother to go up and beat him with the alchemy furnace.
In the end, the third senior brother screamed when he was beaten while holding the alchemy furnace, but he also learned a lot of defensive and offensive postures.
Then Yun Xiao watched helplessly as the fourth senior brother held on the longest, and even after holding on to a stick of incense, he was beaten down and replaced by the senior brother.
Shi Yubai's gentle brows and eyes took on a serious look for the first time.
He immediately took out the Gu Yue Chang Qin and used the music to gain an advantage.
First attack with melody, and then when Jiang Qie thinks he can only attack with melody, he can hit it with Guyue Changqin and bang it!
But the martial arts instructor who was invited by Wang Keke was definitely at a higher level. She used red silk as a killing weapon and directly tied the strings of Guyue Changqin. Then she suppressed it with force and directly beat Guyue Changqin. Get into the ground.
She was as white as a wisp of wind as she approached him, planting him in the ground in an instant.
Shi Yubai looked at his piano and then at himself in the ground: "."
"It's so miserable." Jian Qianxiao felt pain and sympathy: "Hey, this woman hurts so much when she hits someone. I feel like my butt is swollen from her kick."
Wang Keke was also muttering——
"Three thousand spirit stones."
"Six thousand spiritual stones."
"Nine thousand spiritual stones."
"Twelve thousand spirit stones."
"Yun Xiao, it's your turn -"
Perhaps she was dissatisfied with several consecutive lessons. At this moment, the beauty's facial features were so bright and sharp that she was so beautiful that she could surpass a demon. When the tail of her upturned eyes turned sideways, a cold light suddenly appeared. She was so beautiful that she was arrogant and sharp!
