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[The fallen ghost: Help me! help me! 】
[The fallen ghost: Don’t come over here! ! ! ! ! 】
The fallen ghost:? ? ? ! ! !
It subconsciously opened its two blind eyes and looked ahead.
When I looked up, I saw five identical heads on the ground, with the leader grinning the brightest smile at it.
"!!!" The fallen ghost moved his head back in shock.
Yun Xiao's head jumped twice shyly, and he stretched out his hands: "Hey! Brother, let's talk about it? Isn't it great to have friends from far away?"
[Her voice almost sent me away while I was drinking water! 】
[Good boy, when you want to eat someone, just scream out! 】
[The fallen ghost: What the hell is coming over! 】
[Yun Xiao: Hey ghost! You'd better understand the situation~]
[The fallen ghost: What's going on! 】
[I started to hold back my laughter from the beginning. I couldn’t hold it in anymore. When I saw this, I laughed like a machine gun! 】
The fallen ghost:! ! ! ! ! !
Its head was bouncing as it tried to leave the house. The big-headed ghost said that anyone who can spot them in advance is a ghost-eater! ! !
They eat ghosts! ! !
Maybe even dip it in sauce! ! !
I'm going to die, I'm going to die! ! !
"Why are you running? We are all hospitable ghosts." Qu Yunyang's head also jumped twice.
Shi Yubai coughed lightly and said, "Concentrate."
The leader, Yun Xiao, thought for a while, then suddenly raised his hand and put a flower in its mouth, and combed its messy hair into two large dark and shiny braids.
Qu Yunyang:?
Jian Qianxiao:?
When it was left, Yu Bai and Jiang Xingzhou said:? ? ?
The head of the fallen ghost was frantically trying to escape from this dangerous place. Its head was shaking so hard that it just didn't dare to spit out the flowers in its mouth.
Yun Xiao smiled: "There are close friends in the sea, and we are like neighbors across the world."
The fallen ghost finally shivered and was blocked in the corner, like a pitiful little bully.
It knew it was doomed this time.
——Sometimes the more you say you are kind, the more you know how to eat ghosts, even garlic or five-spice.
"Tell me, where is your lair?"
"Say! Who is your superior?"
"Tell me! What's the secret of Lilliput?"
"Tell me, do you have any spiritual beads?"
Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao each said a few words, approaching step by step.
The fallen ghost mainly wants to be a companion and says nothing.
"How to eat it?" Yun Xiao glanced at it several times, leading the topic.
The fallen ghost's eyes widened.
I saw Qu Yunyang's head coming over, raising his arms and shouting: "Stir-fried and braised!"
Jian Qianxiao: "Chipping hot pot!"
Shi Yubai: "Steamer with clear soup."
Jiang Xingzhou: "Make spicy strips."
Yun Xiao: "One ghost and five actions."
Wangwang: "Make meatballs!"
Red Rabbit:! ! !
Finally, several people said in unison: "Make Roujiamo."
The fallen ghost is shaking like chaff in a sieve. Instead of accepting his fate, it is better to fight to the death!
It jumped three feet high and was about to jump out of the inn——
"Peng!"
Yunxiao rammed a brick over in an instant, and the fallen ghost flew to Qu Yunyang. Qu Yunyang whipped it with a stick. Jian Qianxiao passed the ball to Jiang Xingzhou, and Jiang Xingzhou took out the brick and passed it to Shi Yubai.
Shi Yubai finished the last blow.
The fallen ghost fell to the ground. The previously solid ghost now only had more air coming out and less air coming in.
Yun Xiao approached it very wretchedly and said to several senior brothers: "I have a pill that can clearly see what happened when it was alive."
The fallen ghost retreated crazily, but failed.
Why the hell are these bitches so powerful in combat! ! ! ! ! !
Several heads came closer together——
"Oh, it shouldn't be called a dead ghost. It should be called an unlucky ghost."
"Hit the nail with your foot, hit the drill with your head."
"Internal bleeding."
“I didn’t have any shoes when I went to work, and they were washed away when I crossed the river.”
"Everything you eat will always fall to the floor after two bites."
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The fallen ghost:? !
It stood up with a swish, and two seconds later howled crazily: "Don't look at it! Don't look at it at all!"
[Hahahahahaha, the last straw that broke the camel's back]
[The bad guy: My unlucky deeds during my lifetime are my bottom line! ! ! 】
[The fallen ghost: Don’t look! Don't look! (anger)】
[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu There are so many unfortunate things, it’s so miserable, why do you still need to execute them in public? 】
[Important events caused by a pill~]
[Our main character is destructive and vulgar, how can I understand this piece of shit Yun Xiao? 】
The senior brothers of Qingfeng Sect were not easy to talk to under the leadership of Yun Xiao.
Several people started poking here and there.
Hey hey hey, you have to pry open its mouth.
The fallen ghost twisted wildly.
Let it die!
Another quarter of an hour later.
Yun Xiao and the others walked on the streets of Lilliput with their eyes and noses attentively.
Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao turned the fallen ghost over to the left and right, pressing its arms.
The mortals passing by cast strange glances. After all, they only saw these young people raising their hands in the air, not knowing what they were doing.
The corner of Qu Yunyang's mouth twitched: "...I feel like we are crazy now."
What normal person walks like this?
It's like having polio.
Just now, an enthusiastic lady came up to them and asked them if they had any serious illness. She sold coffins.
There are always barriers between the mortal world and the realm of cultivation.
Without spiritual roots, mortals cannot glimpse immortals.
"Hey!" Another fat lady jumped out and stopped Qu Yunyang: "Why are you taking away my clothes?"
Qu Yunyang: "I didn't!!!"
When did he, a descendant of the five powerful sects, fall to the point of being so despised!
If it weren't for the fact that this ghost thing couldn't be put away and he still had to find the ghost bag that Otojue brought, he wouldn't be an idiot!
Fat aunt: "It's you! No! You're holding my mother's clothes and you still don't admit it! You actually covet my mother! Ouch! You're damned!"
Qu Yunyang turned his head in horror and saw the fallen ghost holding clothes in his mouth and hanging them on his arm: "."
Yun Xiao swallowed:!
Jian Qianxiao’s eyebrows crossed and jumped:!
Shi Yubai grabbed his junior brothers and sisters to move away.
Jiang Xingzhou:! ! !
Qu Yunyang could only laugh dryly: "Auntie, it's like this. It's all a misunderstanding. I'm sick. I can't let go of my hand. Maybe I accidentally scratched it!"
Seeing the fat lady pick up the stick, he could only grab the villain and run away!
"Don't run!" The fat aunt said in a rough voice, "Folks! Catch him quickly! This guy stole my clothes! Even though he has long legs, he can't run very far!"
Qu Yunyang was furious: "I didn't steal! I am a serious person! I really am a serious person! I am the most serious person!"
The four people stood on the street and watched: "."
【Seize the bamboo shoots~】
[Although they haven't found any useful information yet, it is indeed getting more exciting day by day! 】
[Small long legs flip up pretty fast]
[Not very harmful, but extremely insulting! ! ! 】
The foursome watched Qu Yunyang being chased ten miles away.
Later, Qu Yunyang came back and heard their conversation.
"What do you mean the second child is going to be beaten to death?"
"It's just a metaphor! I'm not saying that the second senior brother must have been beaten to death." Yun Xiao quickly said: "Then why don't you tell me what to eat tonight?"
"Braised chicken." This was Jian Qianxiao's voice.
Yun Xiao: "Let's wait until the second senior brother comes back."
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