[There is a disabled lady kneeling on the roadside in Lilliput and posting a missing person notice. Please spread the word. Dabao, male, five years old, 110cm tall. Such a simple scam, the senior brother actually gave away the jade pendant. Didn’t he have any brains when he went out? ?
[In this case, when will you pay back the twelve pairs of pants you owe me? 】
[On December 2, after the senior brother discovered that he had been cheated, although he was very young, he was bald. 】
[His hair is on his clothes, on the ground, and in the record book, but not on his head. He is like a dandelion, the wind blows! Bald! 】
[On December 3rd, Senior Brother was deceived again. This is how many days I have been following Senior Brother. I am so tired. 】
[I have been the second senior brother since I was born, and I have been burdened with maturity and wisdom that my age should not bear. I am very tired from life. I often lie on the ground and wonder why I am so tired. 】
[On December 4th, senior brother scored three times and felt that his eyesight was not good, so he went to buy eye drops and took two drops. 】
[He closed his eyes and rolled his eyes. When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was dark. Suddenly he couldn't see anything. The senior brother immediately fell from the stool, kicked the table over, and cried loudly. 】
[On December 5th, it rained another day. The senior brother’s jade pendant was almost wiped out. The remaining jade pendant was broken into two halves. The senior brother asked me to deal with it. I took it and buried it. It turned out that The way my senior brother told me to deal with it was to let me take it for repair, and I dug it out secretly. 】
[On December 6, we met Senior Brother Yin Jue and the others. Senior Brother Yin Jue scolded Senior Brother for having two balls hanging under his eyebrows and that he could only blink but not look. They started fighting. 】
[December 7th, the weather is nice today. Senior Brother and I, Senior Brother Yinjue and the others were acting together. Suddenly, a homeless old man with a stinky body and a filthy face rushed out of the roadside. Oh my God! He actually looks 100% like his senior brother forty years from now! 】
Wen Dan's diary continues, and so do the actions of Yun Xiao and others.
Pretending to be disabled on the first day.
After selling wood the next day——
The remaining five, six or seven days were spent selling geese.
After Qu Yunyang looked at the big goose for a moment, he decided.
He began to paint the goose's eyebrows and eyes, and the painting was extremely eye-catching.
"Beautiful, right?"
He drew as he spoke.
"Eyebrow."
Another stroke.
"Eye."
Another stroke.
"Flame Red Lips."
In the end, he felt that it was too troublesome to draw each one individually, so he simply arranged the brushes in an assembly line in one go!
Qu Yunyang held up a big goose: "You are beautiful, you are noble, you are elegant and generous! Big goose!"
Jian Qianxiao:? ? ? ! ! !
Why the hell is Qu Yunyang losing his mind again!
He rolled up his sleeves and wanted to pinch him!
"Goose egg attack!" Qu Yunyang picked up the big goose butt and pointed it at Jian Qianxiao!
"Pfft——"
The goose just happened to lay an egg on his hand!
The next second, Qu Yunyang picked up another goose.
Still, an egg was laid on his hand!
"Are the goose eggs big?" Qu Yunyang was very proud: "Is my big goose awesome?"
“If the conspicuous bag goes missing, it can be found anywhere!”
Jian Qianxiao: "."
Shi Yubai: "."
Shi Yubai finally put away the guqin without changing his expression: "Junior sister is looking for me, I'll go there."
*
When Shi Yubai returned to the inn, strange conversations were coming from the inn.
Yun Xiao: "Yes, be softer and gentler so that you can go in more easily. Don't make any sound after you go in."
Jiang Xingzhou: "Is this enough?"
The conversation inside continues.
The candlelight in the inn dimmed instantly, and Yun Xiao's voice was very soft: "Yes, yes, that's the step, bend down first and then go in."
Jiang Xingzhou's slightly complicated voice sounded: "Is that so? Junior sister, am I doing well?"
Shi Yubai:?
Shi Yubai:? ! ! ! !
Did he encounter something terrible? !
"Cough cough cough cough!!!" Shi Yubai let out an earth-shattering cough.
The next second the door opened, and the two people stared at him with all four eyes.
Yun Xiao looked around: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
Jiang Xingzhou's soft eyes were as warm as spring breeze: "What's wrong?"
Shi Yubai: ".What are you doing?"
"Rehearsal." Yun Xiao answered: "According to my reliable information, the superiors of the tea girl and vegetable seller will arrive tonight."
Night, midnight.
The candle is still bright.
Yun Xiao, Jiang Xingzhou and Shi Yubai all huddled in the closet and were erect.
Jiang Xingzhou's calm voice came from inside——
"Senior Brother, come over here, you've squeezed in on Junior Sister."
Then came Shi Yubai's cold voice——
"My face was pressed against the cabinet."
"And there is more than one meter of vacancy over there."
Jiang Xingzhou's expression didn't change: "Senior brother, my junior sister likes spaciousness by nature, please give in."
Yun Xiao:?
Before he could say anything else, Shi Yubai couldn't bear it any longer and jumped up to the beam with his hands and feet without moving.
Why does he have such a junior brother? Did Wang Keke recruit his direct disciples with his feet?
He couldn't bear it, since Jiang Xingzhou wasn't glaring at him yet.
"Senior Brother." Jiang Xingzhou narrowed his eyes slightly: "I don't mean to drive you away, I just feel that the closet is a bit crowded, and it will crowd in the little junior sister. I am so thin, but you are different."
Shi Yubai was silent.
"Junior sister, please tell him," Shi Yubai said in a clear tone, "Tell him to shut his mouth."
Before he finished speaking, Yun Xiao decisively took a cartoon sticker and glued it to Jiang Xingzhou's mouth.
Jiang Xingzhou: "."
"Stop talking, someone is coming."
Jiang Xingzhou's eyes were sharp and he closed his microphone instantly.
The next second, he focused his attention on what came into the room.
What the hell?
Head lost?
Feet in the air?
"Shh!" Yun Xiao held his hand and said, "Don't make any noise."
After a few breaths, Jiang Xingzhou looked at Yun Xiao holding his hand, the corners of his lips raised to a very sunny arc!
A few more breaths.
The trio watched helplessly as the upside-down man walked around the room, spinning around for two hours before leaving.
Yun Xiao dozed off and fell asleep.
Jiang Xingzhou held her in his arms, looking down at the person in his arms from time to time, appearing to cherish her extremely.
Then he picked up the person and passed by Shi Yubai and Qu Yunyang Jian Qianxiao who had returned from selling geese.
"I'll book the inn." He held the girl in his arms, his gentle expression one second turned cold and inhumane the next: "She is asleep, and I don't want to hear any noisy noises that will disturb her. .”
Wangwang and the red rabbit: "."
Shi Yubai: "."
Jian Qianxiao, holding the big goose and the goose eggs: "."
The innkeeper almost caught his eyeballs with his hands, and they fell to the ground! !
This man does this and this! ! !
"I'm going to buy sugar-roasted chestnuts for my junior sister." Jiang Xingzhou placed Yun Xiao on the bed and lowered the ninety-ninth layer of barrier to protect her safety.
Shi Yubai looked at the two psychotic juniors and juniors, and then at the two juniors selling geese and packing eggs on the other side, and felt mixed emotions for a moment!
Is he really the senior brother of Qingfeng Sect?
They are still a group of nervous senior brothers! ! !
Shi Yubai thought for a while and decided to find Jiang Xingzhou who was buying sugar and fried chestnuts——
(End of chapter)
