Xiao Ze pinched his eyebrows in worry: "There are not many people as good as me. It's awesome!"
"Oh, I'm so awesome!"
"I'm the best!"
Yun Shang continued:? ? ? ! ! ! !
Audience outside the venue:? ? ? ! ! !
Wangwang was also very curious: "Woman, what did you give Xiao Ze?"
"Mary Sultan." Yun Xiao said happily: "Didn't he say that he was being controlled? This is the best way to divert his brain!"
Xiao Ze was still chirping at Yun Shang, holding the wood in his slender hands: "Ah! The wood from 1982 is very good!"
“Beautiful and unique wood.”
Each piece of wood received his unique evaluation.
Yun Shang almost collapsed when faced with Xiao Ze like this: "Elder brother, did you let the monster take your body?"
It happened that Wen Dan passed by at this time.
Xiao Ze was very sober: "Wen Dan, go see how my business is going, and collect the two hundred thousand IOU I owe Yun Xiao."
Wen Dan nodded numbly: "Okay."
Yunshang:? ? ? ? ?
"Xiao Ze is normal when facing other people. Mary Sultan only affects Yun Shang." Yun Xiao shook his head and explained to several senior brothers.
Five minutes later, Yunxiao's five-person team was lying on the wall watching the exchange between Yun Shang, Xiao Ze and Wen Dan.
"What is a Mary Sue?"
"An over-idealized perfect incarnation, just like his current names of Aimu Yichun, Purple Ice Snow Charming Butterfly, Liuli Shang Dark Moon, Biskel, Angelina, Feng Yue, and Wu Tu Lost Love. Same."
【Fuck! Damn it! It turns out this is Mary Sue! ! ! 】
[Mary Sultan is really scary! ! This is really a terrible pill! ! 】
[I thought Xiao Ze was looking for trouble, but turned out to be asking Yun Xiao for the elixir? Just to face his little junior sister who is crying at any time? ? ? 】
[Xiao Ze came to Yun Xiao in a hurry, so why did he want this elixir to resist Yun Shang? 】
In the end, Yun Shang couldn't cry anymore.
Because Xiao Ze is really eloquent.
Mainly because when she cries, Xiao Ze starts talking.
In the end, Yun Shang not only couldn't cry but also didn't dare to cry.
She even glanced at the wooden stick on the side, and she had an idea.
If Xiao Ze can be knocked unconscious, will the former senior brother come back?
After thinking about it, Yun Shang gritted her teeth, picked up the wooden stick, sneaked up on Xiao Ze from behind, then suddenly raised the wooden stick and hit him on the back of the head!
Xiao Ze took an elegant step forward——
Yun Shang fell to the ground and ate shit.
"ah!"
"It hurts, oh, oh, oh, oh." Her tears began to fall again, but the next second she looked at Xiao Ze's mouth in horror.
He moved again.
"Eldest brother don't want it!!!"
Her voice is as shrill as it sounds!
Xiao Ze started: "Little junior sister, how could a senior brother with such high moral character, pure and selfless like me do this?"
Thousands of words are omitted below.
Yun Shang was frothing, and she could only wipe her left foot with her right foot and leave the yard while vomiting.
[The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it! ! ! 】
【Do you only know how to arch? 】
[I’m going to laugh like crazy, can’t you let me take a breath? 】
"Little Junior Sister" Xiao Ze still smiled elegantly, but actually she felt happy!
"do not come!"
"I'm leaving!"
Yun Shang climbed faster and faster, she was helpless and pitiful.
On the wall.
Yun Xiao looked at the location of the big screen in the sky from time to time.
Several senior brothers: "???!!!"
"Junior sister, what do you see up there?"
"Who in the family understands——"
Yun Xiao slid down the corner of the wall and spoke seriously!
Her voice was loud and loud: "The link to 321 Yunshang's Twisted Worm video! The link to Mary Sultan! The base price is 3,000 spirit stones, start bidding online now!"
【! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
The beginning of Yun Xiao's hip-hop dance pushed the atmosphere to its peak.
"Is there anyone you want to get rid of?"
"Do you have an ex-husband or wife who is stalking you? Mary Sultan can help you solve this problem very well. What are you still looking at? Don't miss it if you pass by!"
"Mary Sultan's stock is running low. I'm counting to three. Qingfeng Sect will send another wave of links one, two, three!"
【Buy it, buy it! ! ! ! Go, go, go! ! ! ! ! ! 】
[If you are a person, buy it. If you buy it, you will be worried for a while. If you don’t buy it, you will be worried for a lifetime! ! ! 】
"Place an order for a Mary Sue, and Qingfeng will deliver it to your home, plus a free Yun Shang Twisted Worm video. This discount is only available once!"
"You have all seen the effect. IQ of 250 can be instantly increased to 1500, can speak eloquently, understands eight languages, knows countless etiquettes, free shipping in the whole world of cultivation, guaranteed compensation for any damage, direct sales from the manufacturer!"
Outside the court, Wang Keke’s mouth was open and his stomach could be directly seen. He was hanging up the little yellow car so fast that there was an afterimage. The picture on the little yellow car was Yun Xiao——
【Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! Calm down! ! ! ! 】
【She's so cute! ! ! ! purchase! purchase! ! 】
【666Everyone, stop chatting! already! start! Ahhhh! ! ! 】
[No, Wang Keke drove the little yellow car too fast, right? ? ? 】
【Go! ! 】
【Ah ah ah! ! ! I! I! (Heartbreaking)! I want to buy! 】
After giving a lot of publicity to Mary Sue, Yun Xiao returned to his own yard with satisfaction.
Shi Yubai thought about his Changqin silently. Could he sell it for more money and buy a new one?
Outside, the little yellow car from the Qingfeng Sect became popular again.
Also popular in the industry are Mary Su Xiaoze and Twisted Worm Yunxiao!
"I'm telling you to cancel the hot search! You're all eating free rice!" The leader of the Tianjian Sect was really going crazy.
He really had enough of Wang Keke's money-grubbing and stingy face!
The elder of the Tianjian Sect was in a dilemma: "Sect Master, I am not. It's not that I don't want to tell you, it's just that the sect master has been either recovering from his injuries or getting medicine these past few days, and we haven't found you either!"
On one side, the three brothers of the Bai family wore masks and communicated leisurely.
"The weather is so nice today!"
"Yes, look there are colorful clouds over there."
"Oh, it's so beautiful. Let's go and admire the sun."
The leader of Tianjian Sect turned his head suspiciously:? ? ? ? ?
Again no one was seen.
He was covering his bruised and swollen face, feeling really angry and anxious. He didn't want to watch the live broadcast at all, so he simply turned around and went back to the house.
Who knew that on the way back to the house, he was put in a sack again.
"Huh? There's a pig here. Isn't it too light? Carry it to the dining hall and kill it, right?" Bai Haocang grabbed the mouth of the sack, while Bai Zi'ang and Bai Leyi lifted it up and moved happily.
Yun Miao: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh!”
Mr. Bai of the Qingfeng Sect was watching the remote live broadcast, lying lazily on the rocking chair and drinking tea with Fanyinliu.
He spoke lightly to the transmission order: "Hit! I'll beat that bitch for the whole day you stay there!"
So on the way to the dining hall, the three brothers of the Bai family walked a short distance, put them down, and beat them violently.
The elders of the Tianjian Sect were sweating profusely before canceling the hot search and found that the sect leader was missing again:? ? ? ! ! !
"Look! The sect leader is gone again! When he comes back, he will probably be beaten half to death again!" The elder roared. He only felt that it was really difficult to get the salary of Tianjian Sect.
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