The prelude has begun, and Yun Shang refuses to open his mouth.
"I gave you a chance."
Yun Xiao smiled.
Yun Shang's face was changing wildly, with red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple colors, which was particularly exciting.
"Then I'll sing, and you can use the performance form."
Yunshang:! ! ! ! !
"Yun Xiao, I won't let you go."
"It just so happens that I won't let you go."
"hey-hey."
Yun Xiao made an elegant gesture and began to sing "Tracker's Love": "When I roar on the road, I'll take everything!"
[emmm Is this the tracker’s love? ? 】
[Why is there something wrong with these lyrics? 】
[What is certain is that only the tune is the same? ? ? 】
Yun Xiao smiled: "Tattered shoes, tattered socks, and that tattered bellyband!"
Yun Shang began to act uncontrollably, biting her shoes and tearing off her socks with her teeth, pulling out her bellyband and standing up to wave!
Yun Xiao: "The big flat balloon and the old man living on minimum living allowance~"
Yun Xiao: "Planes, ships, and locomotives~"
Yun Shang flew up and down in the mud, lengthening and shortening in ever-changing shapes.
All relatives can’t hold back a single word: “.”
Audience outside the venue: "Hey, she is the Changing King Kong?"
Shi Yubai was slightly puzzled: "Is this what the tracker's love is like?"
"Probably?" Qu Yunyang scratched his head uncertainly.
Yun Xiao: "No matter whether they are ugly or not, we specialize in pregnant male dogs!"
The next second, Yunshang began to change again.
Yun Shang's belly grew bigger, she got down on all fours, stuck out her tongue, breathed out and roared: "Woof woof woof woof woof!"
Yun Xiao: "Whether it's a single dog or a youngster, we'll recycle them all at a high price!"
【! ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ? ? 】
【What the hell? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[Yunxiao, what are you doing? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[What the hell is this tracker’s love? ! 】
[Yun Shang is changing around next to her, and she’s even biting her shoes! ! ! 】
Yun Xiao continued in a very good mood: "Shabi, you sit on the bow of the boat, and your father and I will walk ashore!"
Yun Shang dug a hole in the mud and made a rowing gesture.
She digs and digs
Plane, plan.
"I'll hand it over! I'll give you all the points!!!" She shouted hoarsely and admitted defeat.
【.】
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】
[I laughed until my stomach cramped! ! ! ! 】
[Jiang Xingzhou never made a fool of himself after seeing the lyrics, hahahaha! ! ! 】
[To summarize, Yun Shang thinks that she can keep her points without opening her mouth, but Yun Xiao only wants her points~]
"I've given you the points, get out of the way!" Yun Shang was so embarrassed and angry that she died of shame.
"When did I say get out of the way?"
Yun Xiao collected the points and narrowed his eyes: "Your father, I haven't taught you how to be a good person yet."
[Hahahaha, it hasn’t started yet! 】
【Rush up ah ah ah! ! ! 】
Yun Shang was really anxious when she saw her like this: "Why don't you get out of the way!"
From relatives: "."
The monk outside the venue: "."
"First Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, Third Senior Brother and Fourth Senior Brother, stop for a moment while I talk to her." Yun Xiao said calmly.
Several senior brothers immediately stood in a row to block the attack, while the rest of the disciples, who were short-handed and wanted to eat people, had erratic eyes and seemed to block it inadvertently.
【Huh? Can't see it? ? What does Yun Xiao want to do? 】
【In-depth communication~】
[Hey hey hey hey hey hey! ! ! ! 】
Yun Xiao mentioned the suona again, and looked at Yun Shang on the ground and chuckled.
"Yun Xiao, if you touch me again, you won't be able to explain my injuries even if you have ten mouths when we get out!" Yun Shang's eyes suddenly burst out with a vicious light.
"Then why don't you give it a try?" Yun Xiao looked at her with crooked eyebrows and said in a soft voice, "Are you ready? I want to start?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Don't come over!!"
Yun Xiao raised the suona.
Yun Shang subconsciously tried to run as fast as she could, but she was still too slow and was hit on the head by Suona Men.
"Yunxiao!"
"Hmm~"
Yun Shang was beaten so hard that she ran around with her head in her arms. Before she could react, a sack was placed over her, and she was kicked again and again.
Yun Xiao didn't waste the last time, punching and kicking Yun Shang!
The sack began to change into various shapes, making a heart-rending wailing sound.
"Ahhhhhhh!!! Yun Xiao, I won't let you go, my father is the master of Tianjian Sect!"
Yun Xiao picked up the suona and knocked it here and there: "Oh, ho, it's so scary~"
She hit harder, and Yun Shang's wailing sounds could not be heard.
Finally, Yun Xiao used a pinch of her fingertips to ignite a flame and set her hair on fire.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
While watching the battle, all the relatives were whispering to each other and beeping.
"Can her hair grow back?" Bai Xun shrugged.
"possible?"
"Anyway, this woman is full of bad intentions."
"The Ghost Tower Trial is almost over. Now Qingfeng Sect is first, Echo Sect is second, our sect is third, Ten Thousand Medicine Sect is fourth, and Tianjian Sect is at the bottom this year." Bai Xun was delighted.
Xiao Ze's whole face was gloomy, and his fingers were making clicking sounds.
Yun Xiao raised her eyelids and glanced at him: "Hey, your Tianjian Sect only has one Wen Dan left. If you still want to take action, why not guess how miserable your death will be if there is one more of me?"
Xiao Ze crushed the jade token with a dark face and went out.
"You Qingfeng Sect are shameless!" The leader of Tianjian Sect couldn't see clearly the situation in the ghost tower at the moment and was worried about Yun Shang, so he stood up and beeped again.
Elder Chang was in a good mood and scolded him: "I'll give it to you if you want."
This year, thanks to Yun Xiao and his Huiyin Sect, they took second place.
"Do you, the Qingfeng Sect, really want to eat chicken legs?" The elder of the Wanyao Sect couldn't help but ask.
"Three meat dishes and one vegetable dish with chicken legs." Wang Keke said, "Although we are poor, we can't have enough to eat."
Although we live in thatched huts and although there is no grass growing on our mountains, we are rich in spirit.
"We also raised pigs, and it's time to give birth to piglets again this year. Do you want them?" Wang Keke rubbed his hands: "One piglet for one thousand spiritual stones."
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【Out! Out! ! All the biographies are out! ! ! 】
【First, first! ! ! ! Qingfeng comes first! ! ! ! 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! Yun Xiao! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
[Fuck you, that’s awesome! ! ! 】
"Why are these bastards surrounding Yun Xiao? What are they doing?" Elder Chang was confused.
"Discuss and exchange experiences?" If we are all so far behind, what else can we share?
Several elders looked in the direction of Yun Xiao. On her left was the Wan Yao Sect, on her right was the Seven Stars Sect, behind her were several senior brothers, and in front was the Huiyin Sect.
"Where did you buy it? It's so cheap?"
"I bought twenty-six pairs of socks for ninety-nine yuan. They're not bad, they're still made of cotton." Yun Xiao waved her little hand.
"Hold the link." Bai Xun complained as he stood next to Yun Xiao.
Yun Xiao took the opportunity to slap away Yinming's hand that secretly grabbed her tablet: "Ninety-nine links to a thousand spiritual stones."
"Don't go too far!"
"Tsk, let's talk about it?" Jian Qianxiao also squeezed over.
In just a dozen breaths, the four sects negotiated the price of the link.
"Awesome!" Qu Yunyang gave a thumbs up sincerely: "I just discovered that junior sister has other skills besides shameless searching."
Yun Xiao patted Qu Yunyang's shoulder: "That's because I can still buy forty pairs of pure cotton socks for eight yuan."
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