After discussing the matter with Jian Qianxiao, Yun Xiao Xixi threw a dozen bad luck pills at Feng's house.
Half an hour later, Feng Jin also came over.
The few little demons following him all had bruises and swollen faces and were still talking: "I don't know why I am so unlucky right now."
"Yes, even on flat ground you can still fall to your knees."
Feng Jin looked at Yun Xiao, who looked serious, and looked at the house she was staring at: "Here?"
Auspicious? Isn't this steamer a teething stick steamed for grandma?
"coming?"
Yun Xiao grabbed Feng Jin's sleeve and pointed at the steamer and said, "Take a good look. This is auspicious. You can't catch it. If you catch it, you will be unlucky!"
Feng Jin:? !
His eyes met with Jian Qianxiao's sitting in the steamer, and the silence was deafening.
Feng Jin raised his eyebrows: "I don't believe it."
He stepped forward and wanted to kick Jian Qianxiao. The next second, he suddenly hooked the threshold and knocked out two front teeth.
Yun Xiao looked at him sideways: "Can you see?"
Jian Qianxiao looked at him sideways: "Can you see?"
Feng Jin stood up and covered his mouth, and looked up again the next second: "!!!!!!"
The little monsters around said: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"This thing can fly! Its eyes glow!!!"
In the center of the steamer, Jian Qianxiao's whole body was emitting a hazy light, her eyes shot out two laser beams, and a pair of large snow-white wings suddenly grew out of her back.
Then he sat cross-legged and flew away in a steamer with white smoke floating in the air! ! !
Feng Jin's head was a little down at this moment.
It’s already magical that the old lady’s teeth grew overnight. How could the captured monk become auspicious?
Why are his eyes as big as his fists?
Why did he suddenly grow wings?
Why does this woman know that he is Xiangrui?
"Now I can only tell my true identity." Yun Xiao carried the light bulb on his back and it was also glowing. The high-power light bulb was so bright that it was dazzling: "Actually, I am the goddess of dancing."
The whirling goddess? ? ?
Feng Jin’s face was split open, you were teasing him so much!
"You and that monk are in the same group!"
Although Yun Xiao couldn't make sense, she gestured angrily: "Ignorant and stupid people, I won't care about you, so you can take care of yourself."
Feng Jin:? ? ?
Everyone in the Feng family:? ? ? ? ?
Yun Xiao's hair began to spin wildly and intertwined, forming the rotation of the helicopter, turning out afterimages!
“Da da da da da!!!”
She was carried by her hair and took off on the spot! !
"Wow~" Yun Xiao twisted her butt left and right in the air: "I am also a weak and helpless Lin Daiyu today~"
Feng Jin’s face was distorted: “You are looking for death!!!”
After hearing this, Yun Xiao just clicked her tongue twice: "Goodbye~"
At the same time, the little demon from the Feng family stepped forward and told Feng Jin: "It's not good!"
"Master choked on drinking water!"
"The lady fell into the water and there was dirt in her nose and eyes!"
"The second young master broke his leg while riding a horse!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"
At this moment, the entire Feng family fell on their backs.
Yun Xiao, who came out, used the card he stole from Feng Jin to take several senior brothers to a restaurant.
"I haven't felt so full in a long time."
"The food outside is also very good."
In a short time, the four of them had finished more than ten kilograms of food, and they collapsed in a row and leaned on the chairs. Their bellies were round and bulging, as if they had a baby inside.
Damn it.
The shopkeeper's eyelids were twitching.
This is so delicious that those who didn’t know it thought there were four women who were six months pregnant sitting here!
"The closest one to the Feng family is the Chong family. I don't know who the direct descendants are in it."
"We have to find a way to sneak in."
As she spoke, Jian Qianxiao looked at the two semi-curved red underwear hanging on Yun Xiao's head: "Little junior sister, can't you take this thing off?"
Why are they being chased like dogs, while the junior sister is leisurely and contented?
Where is the law of heaven! ! !
Audience outside: [Yun Xiao seems to have never done anything human since he entered the demon world hhhhhh]
"That's not okay." Jian Qianxiao asked immediately. She straightened her waist and pretended to rub her belly: "What do you think I look like now?"
Qu Yunyang: "."
Jian Qianxiao: "."
Jiang Xingzhou: "."
What does the junior sister want to express?
Can you sneak into the Chong family with a full belly?
Yun Xiao winked and reminded: "The Zhong family is holding a birthday party these days, with a large flowing banquet."
The three senior brothers understood immediately.
Yun Xiao finally took a piece of cake and stuffed it into his mouth before wiping his mouth and leaving.
Jian Qianxiao was desperate: "I have a question. Even if you play the pregnant woman, why should we play the maid?"
Yun Xiao wore two balls and covered her ears and walked in the front. Behind her were three maids in pink skirts who were over 1.8 meters tall.
Jiang Xingzhou's expression twisted. It was obvious that wearing a skirt was something he had never considered in his seventeen years of life.
Qu Yunyang's eyes also twitched.
Yun Xiao blinked and said with a smile: "The demon world has always respected strength. This does not mean that my status is noble enough to bring so many strong maids."
The audience outside was shocked!
[Sister relationship hahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! 】
【I will really laugh to death hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】
[What exactly is in Yun Xiao’s mind? ? ? ! ! 】
[Laugh until you crow, hahahaha! 】
[On the left and right are men hhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
When Yun Xiao and his three senior brothers arrived at the Chong family, the Chong family was bustling with activity.
The little demon at the door of Zhong's house was stunned when he saw the pregnant woman approaching and the tall maid behind him. Is there something wrong?
"Who is this madam?" the little demon asked with a shy smile.
"I am the wife of your eldest son's aunt, second wife's uncle, and uncle. How presumptuous!" Yun Xiao looked extremely arrogant.
"Yes, yes, please come in, distinguished guests!" The little demon bowed his knees and did not dare to ask any more questions.
Yun Xiao and others successfully sneaked into the Chong family.
As soon as they entered the Zhong family, several people rushed into a sparsely populated area and saw Yun Shang and the second son of the Zhong family making love to each other.
After a while, the second young master of the Chong family left, and Yun Shang also saw Yun Xiao and his party.
"Yun Xiao! There is someone as selfish as you!"
Yun Xiao looked up and saw that the villain was the first to file a complaint? Oops!
Yun Shang walked over quickly with red eyes: "If you hadn't come to save us in time, how could I have let the demon clan take advantage of me? Are you happy?"
As she spoke, she wanted to raise her hand and slap Yun Xiao.
"Has your brain been kicked by a donkey?"
Qu Yunyang pinched her hand and pushed her away without patience.
The next second, Yun Shang's head hit the pillar and hit her hard.
Yun Xiao, who just watched the show:? ? ?
This thing can't even stand still and chooses to fight?
The elders outside the court gave the Heavenly Sword Sect Master a vague look. This was the Yun Shang that the Heavenly Sword Sect Master was holding in the palm of his hand.
It was really unsightly.
The leader of Tianjian Sect snorted coldly: "What do you mean? Chang'er is just a child who is not sensible, what do you care about?"
Wang Keke didn't buy it: "If you don't treat it as a human being when you are a child, you won't be able to be a human being when you grow up."
The leader of the Tianjian Sect waved his sleeves: "Wang Keke, if you really want to confront me head-on, this sect leader will peel off a layer of your skin sooner or later!"
His Chang'er had been well clothed and well-fed since he was a child, and even a father like him was reluctant to talk about it.
As for Yun Xiao's maternal grandfather's family, as long as he doesn't tell anyone about this rebellious girl, he will never know!
All the elders rolled their eyes.
Jian Qianxiao also sneered: "It's your own business if you are willing to let yourself down. Why do you feel so embarrassed now that you insist on dragging it on us?"
"I was forced to have no choice!" Yun Shang said as tears fell down.
Yun Xiao narrowed his eyes: "Share a piece of trivia, people can live without being mean."
"Yun Xiao! If you don't make it easy for me, you won't be able to step out of the eight major families of the demon clan today!"
"Someone is coming——"
[ps: There will be an update in advance today ~ Mmmah! 】
