"Actually, Chang'er really envies my sister. She is so popular and has the care of so many senior brothers. It's not like I only know the senior brother."
Yun Xiao squinted his eyes and his hands felt a little itchy.
Villagers below:
"Why do these words get weirder and weirder the more you hear them?"
"I always feel like there's something in this Erya's words."
"The same thing was said last time when the person who stole the sow from Erniu's house was caught. It sounds pitiful. Why would you want to beat her?"
Yun Shang was still acting out her grievances.
"If my appearance makes my sister and fellow seniors unhappy, I'm sorry, I will disappear from you."
"Snap, snap, snap!!!!"
When she was still about to say something, Yun Xiao's eighteen consecutive big shots fell on her face!
The last big bag was whipped directly into the sky by Yun Shang, forming a parabola and going away!
"Damn it, I've tolerated you for so long!"
Yun Xiao cursed.
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Several senior brothers:?
Qu Yunyang: [Why is it so good? Hahahahahaha]
Jian Qianxiao: [Damn it, my junior sister did this beautifully]
Qu Yunyang: [No wonder the junior sister can listen to this damn Bailian and dare to wait here to slap her big mouth hahahahaha]
Jian Qianxiao: [I learned it, just do it when you are too lazy to listen to other people’s nonsense. 】
Jian Qianxiao:【66666666】
Xiao Ze and Wen Dan were careful not to make eye contact with Yun Xiao. They pressed against the wall and chased Yun Shang away with their net bags in hand.
This trip is a piece of cake!
The Yunxiao fivesome who had not yet left were enthusiastically left by Mochizuki to have a sumptuous lunch. Before leaving, Erniu found her: "Da Ya."
Erniu was very direct: "Can you help me keep an eye out for a good partner? I'm a very nice and hard-working person."
Yun Xiao nodded: "Tell me about your advantages, and I'll ask the matchmaker outside to ask you."
Erniu immediately stood up straight and saluted: "I am Wangxiangu Erniu. I can embroider. My advantage is that my front is convex and my back is curved!"
Yun Xiao's brain shut down:?
"This is not an advantage. Think about it again."
Erniu was stubborn and had a loud voice: "I'm really counting this, it's really convex! It's really perky!"
Yun Xiao: "."
Four senior brothers: "."
"Advantages" "Really convex" "Really curvy"
Fine.
The five-person group who left Wangxian Valley were so wealthy that they chose to charter a small flying boat back to Qingguang City. However, the flying boat driver stopped halfway to pick up another monk.
Yun Xiao, who was originally lying on his back, got up and stared at him: "We are in a hurry, and we have chartered this flying boat. We don't have to share the boat."
The Feizhou driver was impatient: "It's not easy to earn some spiritual stones, I understand."
The monk who was picked up had already boarded the flying boat and was still making a request: "If there is an emergency, please send me back to Qingyun City first!"
"What's good?"
Qu Yunyang crossed his legs.
"That's right!" Jian Qianxiao squinted: "It takes three hours to go back and forth. What if our business of five million yuan is delayed for a quarter of an hour?"
"Are you going to pay?" Yun Xiao looked sideways.
"Then what do you want?" The driver said impatiently: "I also want to do business, otherwise, why don't you add three thousand spiritual stones?"
"Want me to add spirit stones?" Yun Xiao smiled.
Several senior brothers suddenly had a bad feeling and tacitly agreed to shut up.
Before the driver could react, Yun Xiao spoke directly: "Dad, you have gone too far!"
driver:?
Halfway through, the monk turned to look at Yun Xiao with wide eyes: "Your father?"
Senior brothers:? ? ?
"You don't want to send me to Qingguang City, are you planning to find someone else's wife?"
"Aren't you afraid that your husband will chop off your leg again?"
Yun Xiao poked his head from back to front, grinning with white teeth: "Huh? Tell me, you have already broken one of them and you still dare to come out and drive a flying boat?"
Monk halfway:? ? ? ! ! !
"That's why I'm so cute that I dare to ride on your flying boat." Yun Xiao held her chin and poured out a string of words.
The driver was shocked and subconsciously touched his leg: "Why are you talking nonsense!"
Monk on the way: "Have you had your leg amputated????"
"Yes, yes, that's the one he touched!" Yun Xiao laughed: "You don't know, I spent 10,000 spirit stones to connect it for him!"
On the way, the monk frantically rushed under the flying boat and cursed: "Who are you! I want to file a complaint against you!"
"no."
"Listen to my sophistry as an explanation!"
The driver frantically tried to explain, but the monk ran away with his scud and disappeared.
The driver stared at Yun Xiao: "."
Yun Xiao confidently said: "Send us back to the city quickly~"
All senior brothers: "."
After returning to Guangcheng, Qing Dynasty, several senior brothers reported their work to Wang Keke in an orderly manner.
Wang Keke looked around: "Where is Yun Xiao?"
Qu Yunyang spread his hands: "She said she wanted to go out and help others."
Wang Keke was confused: "What did you do?"
Jian Qianxiao said: "Watch the night at Yizhuang."
"Get her back!" Wang Keke roared: "She is a direct disciple of one of the five great sects!"
Jiang Xingzhou had an expressionless face: "If I can't get her back, I'll crawl along Yi Zhuang's coffin as soon as I chase her."
Shi Yubai sighed: "Fortunately, there are three thousand spirit stones in one day."
Wang Keke's roar stopped abruptly: "Well, there is no distinction between high and low in work. Idleness is also idleness. After all, I also rely on my own hands to create."
"I'm proud of her."
Someone that Wang Keke is proud of is in Yizhuang right now.
The person in charge of Yizhuang was still filling in something when Yun Xiao suddenly crawled out from beside him.
principal:! ! ! ! ! !
When he was about to say that he was abnormal, Yun Xiao stood up straight.
"I'm here to apply."
Yun Xiao's face was serious, and his round eyes were staring at the wall behind him seriously.
Yun Xiao breathed a sigh of relief until he saw the salary written on the wall.
But when she turned her head, she realized that the person in front of her was swallowing hard.
Is she too direct?
It seems like it shouldn’t be right?
"What are you here to do?" The person in charge trembled in the next second: "Robbing the body?"
"No, no, don't get excited!" Yun Xiao pointed to the wall behind him: "One thousand five spiritual stones for the morning shift and three thousand spiritual stones for the evening shift. Is it true?"
"Yes, but this business requires more vicious and bad people to guard it for three days, you"
Judging from her speech and appearance, the person in charge expressed distrust of her.
Yun Xiao burst into tears and rushed forward to take out his fake medical record: "I am bad! I am very bad! I have multiple organ failure!"
"I kill people without showing blood, and eat people without adding salt!"
principal:"."
Wangwang closed his eyes, really unable to see.
The person in charge paused: "Okay, I'll tell you the rules of the night watch."
"Say it!" Yun Xiao immediately made a fierce expression: (╬▔䖔)
principal:"."
"Yizhuang is looking for people who are brave and careful. It is normal for the body to move suddenly."
"Don't look in the mirror at night."
"Just go on a patrol after midnight."
Yun Xiao nodded excitedly, she was definitely the most conscientious employee.
Until after midnight, she went on patrol——
A corpse that had just died opened its eyes in front of her and tilted its head to smile at her.
